Dead Chat

fr

7 people but this site is deader than micheal jackson

LMAO REAL

dead

murder

I feel bad for perc

but that’s it

yeah same like she's actually still being relatively nice

Who is perc?

yupp

look at mermeow's bio 💀 bitch really ran away w it's tail between it's legs

percabeth forever

im tryna be easy on perc cause i love her

dude imp was talkin about what a bad person i am and i was so tempted to be like "you actually used to love me, im mentioned in your bio.." but that'd give me away

I cant take it serious

Okay thx

*cough* sup poopfaces

NAH BC MADS UR ACTUALLY EATING AT THIS

Fuck gg killer and polo fucking g

IM SO SICK OF ALL THESE PEOPLE THIS FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD

Yeah

perc is amazing

Ate too much cupcakes

frr

Dayum

bruh all imps saying is shut up like get new insults wtf

Wild

crazy

this is actually hilarious

damn lex used to be cool

i used to like lex and then they made their while personality being nonbinary and suicidal and i got annoyed

ye

like maybe if you focused less on your pronouns you wouldn’t be so depressed

HI JAYDENNN

frrr

i literally don't understand why it bothers people so much what their pronouns are or being "misgendered" like oh my fucking bad

Alright I made a new one

you guys should follow me fr

No

not here numbnuts

people might as well get a vagina on their head if they're a girl, a dick on their head if they're a boy, or nothing if they're nonbinary

on bp

tryna get to 300

i’m at 270 rn

acting like we’re stabbing them or smth like it’s not that deep

frfr

who’s we

are u gonna join in?

HIII

nah but i’ll check in and leave comments once in a while

omg we should check mermeow's pronouns page to see if anyone else from bp is connected cause they have the list of what they dislike being called (like bro dude girl etc) and we could use that to our advantage

HRUUU

IM GOODDD,HBUUU

ill purposely go out of my way to call somebody what they don’t wanna be called

GOOODDDDD

True

DAS GOOD

pronoun page? you’ve gotta be shitting me.

https://en.pronouns.page/@Mermeow#they/them

so smart

it's actually hilarious i recommend you read it

i will read it rn

it doesn't seem like you can follow people on it or at least it don't show it, i'll hafta try to search their usernames and check their bios and shit

Bro the page confuses me

ugh i can't seem to find a way to find other people on it

well we have mermeow's and it's super sensitive so we can use it

I mean I'm trans,gay wtve it is💀🙏but I don't fucking get mad when people misgender me and start growling at them and crying like a fucking furry and shoving it down people's throats,like dayum

enbyfriend 💀

sounds like a fucking demon from harry potter ngl

💀LMAO

Yeah

yeah no i couldn't care less if someone's gay or trans or nonbinary or wtv it's when they make it their whole personality and like post the flags everywhere and get so fucking pissed when people misgender them..like i get correcting them if they use the wrong pronouns but do it respectfully not like *hyperventilating* "OMG YOU CALLED ME SHE/HER" *sobs* "I'M ACTUALLY....TOMATO/POTATO"

EXCATLY LIKE💀

RIGHT RIGHT

AND LIKE I GET THE FLAGS IN YOUR BEDROOM OR POSTING THEM DURING PRIDE MONTH LIKE WTV CELEBRATE YOUR MONTH OR YOURSELF IN PRIVATE BUT DON'T TALK ABOUT IT NONSTOP FFS

LIKE BP NEEDS TO FUCKING LEARN THAT

W

wait i j remembered i have an alt account, i can use that to go upvote all of our comments and shit so we don't get banned as easily

LIKE FR WHEN THEY GON LEARN WE DONT GIVE A SHIT IF THEY A MICROWAVE OVEN

FR

LIKE IF YOU'RE ASKED ABOUT IT SURE SAY IT OR LIKE I SAID IF YOU'RE MISGENDERED YOU CAN *RESPECTFULLY* SAY "SORRY BUT I'D APPRECIATE IF YOU REFERRED TO ME AS TOMATO/POTATO INSTEAD OF SHE/HER"

BUT LIKE IT DON'T NEED TO BE IN THE INTRODUCTIONS "HEY IM MAL AND I GO BY TOMATO/POTATO AND I IDENTIFY AS THE PRODUCE SECTION IN MARKET BASKET"

so many genders, I cant keep up anymore

more genders than braincella

frr

imm change my pfp to my face

More genders than planets😮‍💨

don’t get jumpscared

Alr

pluto deserved better 😔

ONG

actually imma wait till there’s no one on cause i’m self conscious 😭

also cause literally every girl on this website is hot as fuck and i’m over here looking like a potato istg

REAL

bruhhhh you're prettyyy

damn everyone left

FRFR

nah i’m on bp

Same

same

i feel honoured that im at -16 points

these people realllllly hate me, funny since i used to be loved on there

they’ll switch on you fast if you threaten their beloved pronouns

frrrrr

Im at -14

hey mal, i say we do something together. out of all the trolls, we were the most loved.

what kinda thing should be do?

hehhehee

retards

i feel powerful, this is gonna get them wondering who i am

to make it harder for them to guess i said a while ago cause if i said recently they'd know like immediately it's me

i don’t have that advantage anymore 😭

but ykw, i had a good run.

lmaoo this is gonna be so funny

ikr they’re gonna wonder what happened to us

watch my gmail get flooded with “oh i thought you were cool 😔😔😔”

BAHAHAHA REAL

We’ve done it.

I dont get it

i used to be really well liked + popular on there

so was mal

hey i was wondering where you were

Ahhhhh got it, thank uuuu

DID U FEEL ME TOUCHING U LAST NIGHT

This morning or just in general?

LMAO

Oh so that’s what that was.

YUPP THT WAS ME

I TOLD U I WOULD

WHY ARE YOU TOUCHING HIM

Yeah that was something.

IM GOOD W MY HANDS U KNOW WHT IM SAYING

WTF😭

ughhhh imp hasn't answered meee i wanna see it's confusion

😭

this morning you’re a cool guy

I miss big daddy asraiel 😮‍💨

good or bad?

oh heyy

wtf em 😭😭😭

Likewise

:)

anyway we need a plan

Good morning

DID U JUST CALL HER A COOL GUY 😭

LMFAO

how're you

I BE SNEAKING UNDER EVERYONES BED AND TOUCHING THEM AT NIGHT

PQGQHQHQHHQ

Woke up late, but I’m good

the way bp is structured our posts will be deleted soon if they get downvoted enough. keep upvoting each other.

OMG EVEN MINE?? 😏

oo nice

I’m actually done with this Christmas pfp bro

that’s good

YES EVEN YOURS

Yeah I felt something last night

what about me?

Yeah upvote their comments

especially the posts tho

DID I DO A GOOD JOB???

damn no reply 😔

Yes.

maybeee

we’ll see

rorschach is the profile working fine?

I’m like fucking Santa Claus bro

sneaking into ppls houses

it might be glitchy with all the people connected to it

delivering morning wood

to all the good boys

I haven’t checked, and Wade’s idiot ass hasn’t been on yet.

if u said I didn’t then I’d have to sneak in again tonight and try again.

tell that fucktard to get his ass on here

Then no.

Yeahhh

I SHIP

GOTCHU

RORVIGRO? URORSCARCH

LMAO

fucking SIDE EYE bro

Hurm, and I said I wouldn’t let you guys corrupt me.

lmaooo too late :)

“Hurm”

MINECRAFT VILLAGER??

HAHAAHAH

AHAHA

FUCKING PICK ME

🤮

bro she’s not that bad

she emailed me

and she’s pretty cool

unfortunately she’s too nice for her own good

I’m giving u a FAT side eye rn

she’s annoying asf

making me mad

“JUST FUCK OFF” like no I’m good?

no she actually has always pissed me off

I’m going through and upvoting.

LOOK AT HER FIRST POST SHE MADE LIKE WTF

the one who really annoys be is bootiful unicorn

me

like how retarded can person get

omg fr

saucy is wild

feels weird even calling it a person

the memes too 😭 it really thinks it's doing smth there

YUPP

ITS GIVING PRINCESS RAINBOW GLITTERSPARKLES FROM TROLLS

LIKE

LMAOOO

I BET THEY EVEN LOOK THE SAME

HELP

OMFG REAL

i gotta take a shower i’ll be back happy trolling <3

What post are we raiding next?

Bye Amy

we should find someone who's online and raid one of their posts

bye :)

bye amyyy

EWWW IT'S FUCKING JAKE

BYE MAGICAL MAL

OMG IM MAGICAL YESSS

Alright, just send me the link

CURSE THE RETARDS

GUYS THE UNICORN THING COMMENTED ON LIKE ALL MY SUBMISSIONS I J GOT 6 NOTIFICATIONS FROM IT HELP

A-FUCKIN-MEN

https://www.boredpanda.com/hey-pandas-ask-questions-here/

this one it's imps

i dunno if it's online anymore but it will be and imp is retaliating a shit ton so it'll be fun

weird

BYE AMY

fucking hate imp

Who’s this? https://www.boredpanda.com/community/fowix10826/

i was tryna figure that out, i dunno

Fellow troll?

His bio sounds like something Wade would say

Cya lateeerr

I started posting on that post.

Shit. The account needs to be approved again.

Idk

sick

dammit

I can upvote, but can’t comment.

Damn

Ima go rewatch Scott Pilgrim y'all,byee have fun trolling<3

Do you know where wade is? I need to talk to him

damn well at least you can upvote

byeee

BYEEEEE JAYDEN

Cyaaaa Jayyyy

ooo i think someone's downvoting us

Oh shut

But funny to see how mad they are

yeah fr

sp had a negative submission on the new post i j upvoted it though so it's at 0

I’m still making submissions

Dude it cut off my submission of insults. Not cool.

that's so mean

Yup..

Yeah

how’s it been guys

i’m sorry

It keeps cutting it off..

yoooo wsg

we're filling up another post now

Which new post?

link?

https://www.boredpanda.com/hey-pandas-ask-questions-here/

That’s so damn word. It keeps cutting off my insults.

damn bro that's weird

yeah it has a word limit

Weird*

how long are your insults?

we scared off another one

imp

hahaha pussy

GIRL PLS WEVE BEEN THERE FOR BARELY A DAT

DAY

AND THEY ALREADY DIPPED

THATS SO BORING

IK 2 OF THEM ARE ALR GONE

I MEAN THATS GOOD BUT LIKE

LAME

ASF

This is easy as hell.

FR

GUYS THIS IS THE BEST TROLLING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED ON BP NO OTHER TROLL WAR HAS EVER WIPED 2 OF THE MAIN BP USERS AFTER 1 DAY

why do they all have such long bios?

cause they're attention seekers

Mine is “I’m back”

Iuw

Mine is sarcastic

I made mine a bit longer and added more insults.

mine is "y'all used to know me...figure out who i am, bitches"

That’s awesome

id be shocked if anyone figured me out, i used to fight so hard against trolls cause i knew if i didn't id get hated

And now you are a troll

yup pretty much

bruh the unicorn thing is genuinely retarded i can't

Tf

BoredPanda is lagging my device.

damn

SINCE WHEN DID AMY SAY “mad pressed” LMAO

LMAOOO

I’ve never heard that phrase if I’m being honest

i haven't heard anyone say that in FOREVER

ITS MEANS A PERSON IS BIG MAD

I BEEN SAYING THT

Oh okay

BIG MAD LMFAO I REMEMBER MY BROTHER USED TO SAY THAT 😭 HE

'S 9

I HIT SEND TO EARLY

AGQGQGHHQJQ

TOO MICH FORTNITE

HE DON'T EVEN PLAY FORTNITE 😭 HE'S OBSESSED W FORTNITE AMONG US AND MINECRAFT AND HE'S NEVER PLAYED ANY OF THEM

HOW DOES THT EVEN WORK

HE WATCHES YT VIDEOS OF PEOPLE PLAYING THEM 😭

BUT ONLY LIKE ONCE A MONTH WHEN HE STAYS AT OUR GRANDPARENTS HOUSE

OH!

I WONDER THAT TOO

THESE BITCHES ARE GETTING SO MADDD

YEAH YEAHHH

So fun to watch

frr i love pissing them off

Yesssss

they all left though so it's getting boring

they needa come back online

FR AGQGGQHQQHQJ

MERMEOW'S HERE

OMG OMG LEMME CHECK

IN WHICH POST

https://www.boredpanda.com/hey-pandas-describe-what-your-gender-identity-feels-like/

IT COMMENTED A FEW TIMES

BRUHHH

BIG BRUH

fr and like the unicorn thing is swearing and 5 year olds shouldn't swear

The unicorn is a retard.

it literally is

it was like "ducktards don't exist how can you be smth that doesn't exist"

like actually your username is "bootiful unicorn" like 1 you ain't bootiful and 2 unicorns don't exist so like..

FRFRRR

Exactly

Like fr logic doesn't exist for them

literally

kay i gotta go for a bit, we're decorating my christmas tree. ill be back!! <3

Okay okay have fuunnn cya lateerrr

anybody here?

Yeah

Hi amy

heyy

How are u?

pretty good hbu?

Me too

how’s my pfp?

Prettyyy

thanks i still think i look weird but at least i managed to take a decent photo

Pretty white jk, I had to go to your profile first to see what your pfp is

Noooo what are u talking bout, u dont look weird, u are prettyyy

lmaoooo

thanks sah :)

I THINK IM GONNA BLEACH MY EYES

<33

do it do it do it

You should have done this much earlier

ACTUALLY NVM

why not

COOL

Yeah we support u, do that

frfr

NAH I MIGHT BLEACH MY EYES LOOKING AT THAT THING

THAT FUCK THING IS A BEHEMOTH, MENACE TO SOCIETY

big words buddy

don’t wanna overwork your peanut of a brain

PROLLY TO BIG FOR YOU TO COMPREHEND

TOO*

how do you spell a 3 letter word wrong? new level of retardation.

It happened the first time you saw yourself in the mirror

IT'S CALLED A TYPO, NOT LIKE YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND

YOUR DUMBASS CAN TRIP OVER A CORDLESS PHONE

i understand that your fat fingers can’t type.

BITCH LOOK AT YOU

FUCKING INDIAN ASS SCAMMER

GO EAT UR CURRY YOU FUCKING CAR WARRANTY SCAMMER

TERRORIST

least i don’t have to pick cotton

go get beaten by police while eating kfc

NAH HOW BOUT YOU GO WORSHIP YOUR COWS YOU FUCKING CURRY MUNCHER

i eat beef

I DONT FUCKING CARE, GO WORSHIP YOUR COWS

anyway, this was fun but i gtg

DAMN THAT REMINDS ME OF THAT ONE MEME VIRGO POSTED

Lil ag is just a 7 year old weird kid

SIGH OF RELIF THAT THIS SCAMMER LEFT

Oh no, but cya later

NAH CAUSE GET BETTER INSULTS YOU VERMIN

"7 YEAR OLD WEIRD KID" 🫵🤡

pp

i cant wait for christmas :D

im back

SAME

ill be santas ho ho ho

LMAO

makin santas eyes roll back

Hiii

💀

LMAOOO

heyy

make them jingle bells ring fr

amy ill make urs rinh

ring*

💀

lmaoo

let’s do it

got that early christmas rizz

want someone to stick their candy cane in me

frfr

and lemme taste that eggnog fr

ill give you my present i rapped in a fruit roll up for u

fruit rollups are the shit

THIS CHAT IS GAY THE FUCK

real

tatted ones too ;)

OMG I LOVE THOSE

hehe

imma unwrap your clothing just like the present under my tree

:o

i’m changing my pfp i look ugly

😭

YAY YOU'RE SELF AWARE

STOP CAUSE THAT WAS ACTUALLY SO GOOD

what?

ag istg

.

THE FUCK DID I DO

LOOK IN THE MIRROR AND GO CRY BOUT THE WAY U LOOK