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U said dead chat so I sent a dead message

Nintendo Fan

Hru?

Im good. Hbu?

Im playing on my phone rn.

NPC conversation

Both of you retards can eat a fat fucking dick

Bitchtendo Fan and Buttcocker

rapboat

Both of you retards can eat a fat fucking dick

Tasty.

rapboat

Bitchtendo Fan and Buttcocker

What are those autistic nicknames though

Anonymous

What are those autistic nicknames though

Your legal names

Anonymous

Tasty.

Yeah I’m sure you’re a cock connoisseur

rapboat

Yeah I’m sure you’re a cock connoisseur

Just like your mother

Anonymous

Just like your mother

Why did it take you 5 minutes to come up with that one

Yo mama at least took 9 months to carry around YO fatass

rapboat

Why did it take you 5 minutes to come up with that one

It didnt take me like 5 minutes to come up with that i didnt see your reply 'till now

Anonymous

It didnt take me like 5 minutes to come up with that i didnt see your reply 'till now

It takes 5 minutes for the scale to register when you stand on it

rapboat

It takes 5 minutes for the scale to register when you stand on it

That joke is as dead as your father.

Anonymous

That joke is as dead as your father.

My father’s alive, unlike YOUR father

He’s alive but I cucked him when I fucked your mom

rapboat

My father’s alive, unlike YOUR father

Another dead joke. You are the least funniest person here. Well done.

She witnessed my dick detonation and then I pissed on her face because she’s so kinky

Anonymous

Another dead joke. You are the least funniest person here. Well done.

Only thing funny about you is your FACE

rapboat

Only thing funny about you is your FACE

Theres no way you're talking about my face bro you only have 1 chromosome

Anonymous

Theres no way you're talking about my face bro you only have 1 chromosome

Nobody let you give a speech at your father’s funeral because people wouldn’t be able to concentrate looking at your ugly face

Anonymous

Theres no way you're talking about my face bro you only have 1 chromosome

Who cares about one chromosome, you have FORTY SEVEN of them

You’re the type of guy to accuse the student next to you raising his hand of doing the Nazi salute

rapboat

You’re the type of guy to accuse the student next to you raising his hand of doing the Nazi salute

Bruh you're the type of guy that will die of natural selection.

You’re the type of guy to think M&Ms are retarded because they have one M instead of two

rapboat

You’re the type of guy to think M&Ms are retarded because they have one M instead of two

You're the type of guy that thinks mountain dew is an actual mountain

Anonymous

You're the type of guy that thinks mountain dew is an actual mountain

You’re the type of guy to wash your hands before you shower

YOOO ITS RAPBOATS MOTHER

Anonymous

YOOO ITS RAPBOATS MOTHER

No that’s YOURS, that’s why she has a panty seam

Anonymous

Bombastic side eye

I know your sister has a nice ass I freestyled while I fucked her

rapboat

I know your sister has a nice ass I freestyled while I fucked her

I dont have a sister same way how you dont have a father.

Anonymous

I dont have a sister same way how you dont have a father.

Why do you keep circling back to that FATHER bullshit

I have a father and he’s currently fucking the brains out of your barely legal sister

rapboat

Keyword barely

Where are you getting at with these weird asf insults? You do know i dont give a shit right?

Anonymous

Where are you getting at with these weird asf insults? You do know i dont give a shit right?

YOU started it

If you really about that shit then freestyle right now

You won’t do it though because you can’t muster up enough brainpower

rapboat

YOU started it

Your calling us NPCs (which is what an NPC would say) so

Anonymous

Your calling us NPCs (which is what an NPC would say) so

I did that because YOU did the exact same thing

Theres no way you're talking about brain power.

You love to talk shit for no reason and then when you have the opportunity to back it up, you fall flat

You have only 1 little, tiny neuron in your brain.

Give me 16 bars freestyle right now wussy

Stop acting like children.

Oh shit it’s the WJE Messiah

Anonymous

Stop acting like children.

Wise words my guy

Whos ghosting the comment section

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

Okay first of all, you all are like 12 years old

ButtStomper is more chill than you and I’m pretty sure I’m actually older so yeah

rapboat

ButtStomper is more chill than you and I’m pretty sure I’m actually older so yeah

I meant the kids who were being inappropriate, it doesnt matter who's more "chill" I never directly said any names, and you need to stop getting defensive because i didnt blame anyone, thats wonderful that you're older but I really dont care

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

I meant the kids who were being inappropriate, it doesnt matter who's more "chill" I never directly said any names, and you need to stop getting defensive because i didnt blame anyone, thats wonderful that you're older but I really dont care

Pffftt, BUTTSTOMPER started it

Who cares who started it? You're being a nuisance.

Anonymous

Who cares who started it? You're being a nuisance.

Bro you anonymous users are so cowardly

Like I understand it if you wanna stay an anon but at least have a USERNAME

Im pretty sure that anon is dagger

Yeah he types like him

Just because I use grammar? Lmfao.

Nah i liked one of daggers jokes beforo and now it says that you made the comment sooo.

Dagger left this website months ago doing god knows what now, he was also was an immature teenager who liked to pick fights with people even after talking it out and was easily angered. None of that which he had any right of doing to anyone or being someone to look up too, many people did and i think they were wrong for that it is okay to agree with very valid points that he made, but never praise him for what hes said or done

Majority of you people choose to say otherwise though and make false accusations agaisnt one another, and you're aware of it 100% so why do it? instead of staying on here I suggest doing something you enjoy or going outside instead of whatever you're trying to prove here.

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

Majority of you people choose to say otherwise though and make false accusations agaisnt one another, and you're aware of it 100% so why do it? instead of staying on here I suggest doing something you enjoy or going outside instead of whatever you're trying to prove here.

I agree. I dont even know why RapBoat decided to argue with me. Probably bevause of that hilarious poll i posted a few days prior. Anyways, i completely agree and im gonna end the argument rn.

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

You're fine

thx

i had this shitty pc for 3 years bro💀

i asked my dad but he was like "ask ur mom" soo i asked my mom and she said "ask ur dad"

Anonymous

I agree. I dont even know why RapBoat decided to argue with me. Probably bevause of that hilarious poll i posted a few days prior. Anyways, i completely agree and im gonna end the argument rn.

Because you’re allergic to not being an asshole for some reason

Anonymous

I agree. I dont even know why RapBoat decided to argue with me. Probably bevause of that hilarious poll i posted a few days prior. Anyways, i completely agree and im gonna end the argument rn.

I appreciate you deciding to end the arguement

I could give a fuck about your poll I didn’t even see it and it was about some retarded beverages why would I be angry at that asshole

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

What do you believe in Rapboat?

RAP

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

DO you believe that their is a God?

Yeah

Only a SENTIENT BEING could create something as ugly as ButtStomper

rapboat

I could give a fuck about your poll I didn’t even see it and it was about some retarded beverages why would I be angry at that asshole

Oh wait why are you angry then.

rapboat

Because you’re allergic to not being an asshole for some reason

^

Anyone can say they believe in god, Satan himself could say hes christian or believes that aswell, your claiming that on false hope although i definitly dont think you consider the cosequences or sins you do, do you pray or read the bible?

Yeah I read the bible I’m not orange man who couldn’t name a single verse when asked

Bro I’m a Christian and God OBVIOUSLY meant for Rap to take over America or else he wouldn’t have let it happen

Brotha i did nothing wrong you just said that you could not give less of a fuck about my post for no reason.

Why would I lie about that

What would I get out of pretending to be a thiest on the internte

So you think rap stormed America and God didn’t have any control over it

Which means you think rap is more powerful than God

RapBoat, when talking about God you shouldn't always make it come back to your interests, you need to have a greater belief than just rap, and you need to believe it seriously.

Anonymous

RapBoat, when talking about God you shouldn't always make it come back to your interests, you need to have a greater belief than just rap, and you need to believe it seriously.

Exactly.

You obviously worship rap as an idol if you think God can’t control it

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

He didnt make it

So if God doesn’t have control over it then you’re saying he’s not omnipotent

Even though the bible says he’s all-mighty and all that shit

Who are you arguing? Nobody brought that up.

rapboat

So if God doesn’t have control over it then you’re saying he’s not omnipotent

Never said that, and again you're saying false claims because i never directly said that

So God has no control over the rap epidemic then is that what you’re saying

Yeah but the bible says he’s OMNIPOTENT and shit

God has control over everything, be grateful rap even exists.

Bro read Revelation 1 8

Ok so you think God is only SEMI-omnipotent

Well he like allowed it to happen

Cause like he controls the events and shit

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

He doesnt control the events that happen

Read psalms 115 3 he can do whatever the fuck he wants

Cosmo the Intern

well, did you just discover jesus, or what

No, i've been knowing about it but after doing more over the months there is alot of things you can do or say

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

Clearly you have a problem Rapboat

Nu uh I’m DEFINITELY right

Read proverbs 1921

Hello everyone whos saying hi

my brother kept on pulling my hair today and that shit got me mad

my sister heard and she made a picture of my brother and caesoh together as a ship

its weird but seeing my brother mad is actually funny

after that happened, i kept on listening to this song💀💀

Well im glad you had something to be happy about today.