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    • ♢ Shy Dragon ♢

    You smothered it in spam!

    why do you have circles

    The real question is…why don’t WE have the circles?

    Wade

    The real question is…why don’t WE have the circles?

    coz its extra work

    FLAPPERS

    The other May

    Circles!

    oh its u

    αmy

    FLAPPERS

    hi amyyy

    stop saying its "ded" pls every single time nobody says something in ten seconds

    for real bro

    Flappy.

    stop saying its "ded" pls every single time nobody says something in ten seconds

    for real bro

    cosmo you’re so desperate

    Anonymous

    for real bro

    BRO

    I JUST SAID TJAT

    aCtUAlLy, according to my Megamind vs Doom Syndicate level calculations, it was precisely 13 seconds.

    doom syndicate is crazy

    Wade

    aCtUAlLy, according to my Megamind vs Doom Syndicate level calculations, it was precisely 13 seconds.

    ERMMM ACTUALLY

    Wade

    aCtUAlLy, according to my Megamind vs Doom Syndicate level calculations, it was precisely 13 seconds.

    low brain density

    Anonymous

    ERMMM ACTUALLY

    EEEEEEERRRRRRMMMM ACTUALLY ACCORDING TO MY CHIMICHANGAS IN THE MICROWAVE U ARE 100% INCORRECT

    Why are you counting the seconds between conversations and Cosmo’s annoying misspelt words?

    ♢ Shy Dragon ♢

    Why are you counting the seconds between conversations and Cosmo’s annoying misspelt words?

    EEEERRRRRM ACTUALLY ACCORDING TO MY PET PLANT I AM NOT COUNTING, BUT YOU ARE CONSIDERING THAT YOU THINK THAT I AM COUNTING WHEN IN REALITY I JUST SAID A RANDOM NUMBER

    Wade

    EEEERRRRRM ACTUALLY ACCORDING TO MY PET PLANT I AM NOT COUNTING, BUT YOU ARE CONSIDERING THAT YOU THINK THAT I AM COUNTING WHEN IN REALITY I JUST SAID A RANDOM NUMBER

    Oh?

    ♢ Shy Dragon ♢

    Oh?

    YUH HUH

    Anonymous

    what’s going on?

    Nobody knows and nobody will ever know, just pretend you know and things will be way better for you

    ant boy

    🍿

    Care for some corpse flavoured popcorn? Or maybe cadaver? They have natural ingredients!

    ♢ Shy Dragon ♢

    Nobody knows and nobody will ever know, just pretend you know and things will be way better for you

    Smile and nod

    Anonymous

    smile and use ur knife

    lol

    ♢ Shy Dragon ♢

    Care for some corpse flavoured popcorn? Or maybe cadaver? They have natural ingredients!

    Could I have blood flavored?

    ACTUALLY

    KNIFE AND SMILE WHILE SMILING AND KNIFING

    ant boy

    Could I have blood flavored?

    Of course! I have a wide variety of flavours ranging from any corpse type to most organs!

    Wade

    KNIFE AND SMILE WHILE SMILING AND KNIFING

    SMILE AND WAVE BECAUSE YOURE A PENGUIN

    RUN ETHAN

    SHES GONNA RAPE YOU

    FAST AND FURIOUS

    ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIES

    ew i have a french test

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    WADE IM RAPING U

    i’m telling jake

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    WADE IM RAPING U

    how dare you cheat on jake

    BRO ETHAN WHY U RUNNING LIKE THAT

    These shoes were so fire 😥

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    HAHAHAHAHISHDIUIHUD

    eat

    vegerables

    BYE MADI

    VYEEYEY

    BEYEYEYE

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    WHAT ARE U A SIZE 10?

    Yea

    Madi running after Ethan:

    Ethan running from Madi:

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    i dont wear heels

    *gasp*

    WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    AMY GET THE DILDOS

    u don't need dildos. u got a tongue for a reason

    Shit the gif is too big

    FAST AS FUCK

    Madi I thought jake was your man

    FAST AS FUCK

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    Anonymous

    u don't need dildos. u got a tongue for a reason

    Not wrong...

    ZOOMIE ZOOMIE

    RUN ETHAN RUNNN

    BRB class switch

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    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    or the shoes get it

    My shoes got ruined so get the shoes

    Please keep the show going. This entertaining AF

    ant boy

    Please keep the show going. This entertaining AF

    It’s better than soap! Soap opera is mediocre anyway

    FAST AS FUCK

    Ethan dipped

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    I bet I'm faster than all y'all irl ffr

    I’m the fast

    Madion the move

    The words combined wtf

    Yo ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 How do you feel right now?

    Built like:

    GUYS I FOUND MAY

    Nice running Cosmo

    I'm now scared to enter the conversation

    Bike go zoom zoomies

    Homelander?

    Ethan fr

    Wade

    Ethan fr

    Ethan this accurate?

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    where u get ur gifts?

    Google, they gotta be like 200 pixels tho cuz then they won’t post

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    Wade

    Homelander?

    i love homelander

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    where u get ur gifts?

    gifts

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    amy

    what

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    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    I GOT UR BUTT FUCK TOYS

    u wild af

    get in git then send link on wij crew

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    time to butt fuck her

    who

    Dani♡

    get in git then send link on wij crew

    what does github mean

    wait i mean what does git stand for

    idk its are call thing

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    SAY BYE WITH A HEART U BITCH

    bye <3

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    U SUCK WADES COCK U CHINKY BINGO BONG ESPANOAL AHHH

    whatttt

    stfu and hurry and get the link

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    love you pooks <3

    you too

    Anonymous

    whatttt

    he’s tweaking

    what happened

    i love you as well

    no no it’s okay

    mommt

    it hurts

    be gentle with me

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    can u call again tonight

    αmy

    be gentle with me

    💀

    it’s true im a fragile girl

    i am going to wrok on more homework lol

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    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    awh alr

    ILY too

    What are you doing exactly?

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
    Image

    Bet

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
    Image

    Hell yeah

    Wade
    Image

    that looks like my python teacher

    ethan frfr

    uh huh

    pussy

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    is you gay

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    nerp

    i thought that said sperm

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    js no hard r's Matt's rule since u can / and would get IP banned by him pernamently

    can i say nigga

    no hard r

    I been loving life rn tbh

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
    Image

    Literally May

    Ethan

    opal 😿

    Who’s that

    Trans returd

    I don’t really like this site so I don’t really go on so I usually don’t know anyone

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    Guys this song is so good

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    it’s a gif of you

    you’re an edgar and a chihuahua

    Everyone thinks im an Edgar

    I’m not even Hispanic but people still call me an Edgar

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    I think I'm slightly above average for a 14 yr old guy

    I’m 17 and im 6’2

    no this is madi

    madi looks like a cancer patient wearing a wig

    Anonymous

    madi looks like a cancer patient wearing a wig

    Why is your name anonymous you’re not mysterious

    buddy it's an unregistered fucking account you dumbfuck

    Anonymous

    buddy it's an unregistered fucking account you dumbfuck

    I don’t know how this site works im sorry

    Why are you insecure you think im an alt

    Where'd you draw that conclusion from

    Nah cause at least I don't show my balding ass on this website

    Nah cause ur judging how I look based on a pfp that I didn't even choose

    Nah yo ass deserve to be 6 ft underground

    Chew on it and figure it out fucktard

    Again, what fucking stars

    U must be talking about someone else

    we just did th eworst presentation in pcc history

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    Yes after 3 warnings

    Oh okay

    I know every body's faces

    Well not everybody, but people who have shown their face on here or on another site

    GUYS ARE MY MESSAGES GOING THROUW

    Anonymous

    Well not everybody, but people who have shown their face on here or on another site

    Do you know what I look like? I doubt it

    Anonymous

    Madi, the balding bitch

    buddy

    are you blind

    she’s so fucking pretty bro idk whatchu on about

    ♢ Shy Dragon ♢

    Gay

    🤓☝️

    Kristian‽
    Image

    stop

    And I can’t put a photo because my phone is retarded and cannot function properly

    αmy

    no this is madi

    Kinda hot ngl

    i had to help WILL rq

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    hru>? how was homework?

    i am good hbu and homework sucks i am just takin g a break lol

    ...... bahahhahah

    nahhh this like pt 40

    funyuns

    go hsrd

    its like an everyday thing some worse then others but now its mostly the things he says......

    and they are getting married ........... kms

    4-5 more year till i am in collage ....

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    ok i gtg do homework lol i am almost doen

    halfway throw 48 pages and 2 and a half more pages of notes ....

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    dani remember what I said last night?

    tbh idk because u were trying to talk on other tabs

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡
    Image

    DORITOS

    Wsg bunghole lickers

    Wade

    Wsg bunghole lickers

    bruhhhh

    Lmao that’s fire, literally

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    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    rate MY LUNCH 1/10!!!!!

    Solid 7

    ...............tf

    Mb I forget that u guys aren’t as bad as Jake and Madi

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    U guys do your bunghole licking privately

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    resend that

    Jake and Madi do it publicly with the whole community

    Sometimes Amy even has lesbian sex with Madi

    U also spread my asscheeks while Amy did something idk what but she did something

    She wears the pants in the relationship

    Jake is submissive

    Where?

    ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

    ^^

    Was that to me or Amy?

    Oh damn even worse

    RUNNN

    RUN ETHAN

    RUN BEFORE SHE RAPES YOU

    ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIES RUNNN

    RUN ETHAN SHE WANTS YOUR CHIPS AND YOUR ASS

    I get 3 of those bags to sell on the black market

    I’ll split the profit with u Ethan

    You tried to

    But I’m too fadt

    Zoomies

    NEVERRR

    According to Ethan i scare him too bahhahahaa

    *runs*

    last night bahhaha

    START THE CAR

    START THE CAR ETHAN

    VROOM VRROOM

    they both died fr

    UR GONNA CRASH THE CAR

    U ALMOST HIT THAT OLD LADY

    Wade

    UR GONNA CRASH THE CAR

    nahh he is a good driver

    U ALMOST RAN OVER COSMO

    RIP CHILD

    WAIT WAS THAT JAKE

    Going after balls?

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    WHAT THE FUCK

    DELETE IT ETHAN

    ETHAN DELETE IT

    Yaaay

    Basically porn

    I will shove a batarang up your rectum Jake

    I grabbed it while you were sleeping, either a batarang or your cock

    “UNGHHHH” - Jake coming to an image of Weezer

    Wait am I Jeker?

    That ain’t the Joker that’s the Jerker

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    “Oh fuck ungh~” -Wade while cumming to this photo

    ok you are done for today

    RUN BEFORE THEY START E-FUCKING

    START THE CAR AGAIN

    OH SHIT

    UHHHH MAYBE TRY BANGING IT

    is anyine normal on

    *tries to start car*

    ITS NOT WORKING

    RUNNN

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Madi cmere lemme she/them tiddies

    Ur so original and funny, kicking my feet giggling rn at how hilarious that was.

    Flappy.

    Ur so original and funny, kicking my feet giggling rn at how hilarious that was.

    SHUSH IM MESSING WITH WADE AND ETHAN

    ETHAN USE THE CHIPS AS FUEL FOR THE CAR

    NO USE IT FOR THE CAR

    SEE IF IT WORKS

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Typical of your kind

    SHUT UP FELLOW WHITE MAN

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    IM MEXICAN

    I THOUGHT YOU WERE BLACK

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    OH SHIT

    RUNN ETHAN

    START THE CAR

    BEFORE THET FUCK

    have you ever had sex with a pharaoh

    ETHANNN DRIVE