Dead Chat

You killed it

You smothered it in spam!

Spammermcspamface

why do you have circles

The real question is…why don’t WE have the circles?

Circles!

coz its extra work

FLAPPERS

Why ever not?

oh its u

hi

hi amyyy

ded

cosmo

stop saying its "ded" pls every single time nobody says something in ten seconds

for real bro

it was 11 seconds

I agree, at least add an a

for real bro

Even worse!

cosmo you’re so desperate

BRO

I JUST SAID TJAT

I DIDNT PAY ATTENTION

Drama building up!

Popcorn anybody?

aCtUAlLy, according to my Megamind vs Doom Syndicate level calculations, it was precisely 13 seconds.

doom syndicate is crazy

ERMMM ACTUALLY

low brain density

EEEEEEERRRRRRMMMM ACTUALLY ACCORDING TO MY CHIMICHANGAS IN THE MICROWAVE U ARE 100% INCORRECT

Why are you counting the seconds between conversations and Cosmo’s annoying misspelt words?

Hey

EEEERRRRRM ACTUALLY ACCORDING TO MY PET PLANT I AM NOT COUNTING, BUT YOU ARE CONSIDERING THAT YOU THINK THAT I AM COUNTING WHEN IN REALITY I JUST SAID A RANDOM NUMBER

huh

Huh

what’s going on?

Oh?

🍿

YUH HUH

Nobody knows and nobody will ever know, just pretend you know and things will be way better for you

Hah!

Care for some corpse flavoured popcorn? Or maybe cadaver? They have natural ingredients!

Smile and nod

smile and use ur knife

“Smile and wave boys, smile and wave”

lol

No knife and use your smile

Could I have blood flavored?

ACTUALLY

KNIFE AND SMILE WHILE SMILING AND KNIFING

Of course! I have a wide variety of flavours ranging from any corpse type to most organs!

SMILE AND WAVE BECAUSE YOURE A PENGUIN

only thing dead IS YOUR MO-

ello lad

.

stfu

RUN BITCH

TF I DO

EXIST

smh

RUN ETHAN

SHES GONNA RAPE YOU

!!!

*RUNS*

im not a slut smh

thats danis man

FAST AS FUCK BOI

girl code

FAST AND FURIOUS

FAST AS FUCK BOII

IK U DID NOT-

ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIES

>:D

hi madi

WADE IM RAPING U

BEND OVER

NOW!

BEND OVER

ew i have a french test

🍿

i’m telling jake

how dare you cheat on jake

BRO ETHAN WHY U RUNNING LIKE THAT

ay jake clapped his cheeks

These shoes were so fire 😥

HAHAHAHAHISHDIUIHUD

shoe reveal

eat

DAMN INGENIOUS

I miss them

your

vegerables

WHAT ARE U A SIZE 10?

BYE MADI

VYEEYEY

BEYEYEYE

im a size 8

Yea

<3

BYE AMY <3

I'm in a size 12.5.shoes.......

ima size 7

I’m 10.5

Madi running after Ethan:

HAHA I GUESSED IT

smool feet

i dont wear heels

BAHAHAHAHAH

Ya'll are nothing

My shoes got fucked

14

I wear converses ty

Ethan running from Madi:

ant js a qeustion how old are you>?

wtfff lmao

big feet

nah thats gonna be u wade

cmere

@ant HOW OLD ARE YOU>?!?!!?!

*gasp*

LMAO

TIME TO GET BUTT FUCKED

CMERE

!!!

HELL NAH

AMY GET THE DILDOS

HAHAHAHAHA

NAHHHHHHH \\

WHICH COLOR U WANT WADE

WE GOT

PINK

WE GOT

PURPLE

FAST AS FUCK BOIFAST AS FUCK BOIFAST AS FUCK BOIFAST AS FUCK BOIFAST AS FUCK BOIFAST AS FUCK BOIFAST AS FUCK BOI

A LEOPARD PRINT ONE

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

AND A BLUE CLEAR ONE

u don't need dildos. u got a tongue for a reason

.

Guys popcorn? For free? Come on, I need to sell it!

im telling jake

Yes

Shit the gif is too big

HUH

HAHA

WADE

BEND.

OVER.

No

what

SPREAD THOSE CHEEKS LIL BOY

FAST AS FUCK

Madi I thought jake was your man

NAH NAH NAH U SLOW ASF

My meme was too big

:(

FAST AS FUCK

Not wrong...

its okay i butt fucked him to and spread his cheeks🤭

www.youtube.com/shorts/5hKeDafMVnU

ME FRFR

NO

faster than madi

ZOOMIE ZOOMIE

bitch u slow asf

RUN ETHAN RUNNN

BRO FUCKIN RUNNING LIKE HE FROM LOONEY TUNES

lmao

BRB class switch

BEND OVER

🍿

PLEASE BUY MY POPCORN

daddy jake has nice hands

PLEASE

YALL WANNA SEE

no

www.youtube.com/shorts/ghLFzcRBPMY

die

ETHAN

CAN I SAY DIE

yes

yes

fuck yeah

DIE COSMO

DIE

DIEEEEEEEEE

Bye

ingenious

bend over buddy

its time

AHAHAHIUHAIUF

PLEASE BUY THE POPCORN

!!

IT’S NOT HARD

AYO?

No

HARD

?

DIFFICULT

I will do anything

no

🍿

THTS HOW ETHAN GETS WITH DANI

cmon ingenious

or the shoes get it

i thought using a more simple vocabulary would be better

Obviously I was wronng

weong

wrong

THE SHOES

WILL GET IT

Weong indeed

My shoes got ruined so get the shoes

NOT I GOT THE SAME PAIR

REPAIRED

🍿

oh wait

u cant bend ove

them legs BROKE

HAAAAAAAAAAAA

(im sorry)

🍿

ant boy

bend

over

U TOO ETHAN

now

SMH

NO

Please keep the show going. This entertaining AF

HAHAHA

HELL NAERP

YEAH YEAH

IM GONE FRFR

ILL GET DANI

..........

IM GETTING DANI TO BUTT FUCK U

SHE LIKE IT DIRTY

HELL NAH.

SMH SMH

SCARY

AF

🍿

It’s better than soap! Soap opera is mediocre anyway

YEAH SHE DOESNT WANNA BE THE ONLY ONE GETTIN HER CHEEKS CLAPPED ETHAN

I SEE ANY FAKE CAWK I AM GONEEEE

Ooooh

🍿🍿🍿🍿

BAK

WHAT IF DANI WHIPPED OUT ONE

WADEYYYY

I'm gone frfr

BEND OVERRRRR

I GOT UR BUTT FUCK TOYS

which color u want fr

i got

I'm running / jumping / hiding

the gay one

the deadpool one

FAST AS FUCK

wade

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

ur slow

smh

Popcorn anyone?

It’s cheap

Good quality

I bet I'm faster than all y'all irl ffr

Ethan dipped

frfr

Not scavenged by vultures!

I’m the fast

Madion the move

The words combined wtf

cap

Yo ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡 How do you feel right now?

👹

IM BATMAN

FOR GOTHAMMMMMMMMMMM

*im fast

NAH THT IS ME

*fast

decent since NUN DEEZ MONKS CATCHIN ME FRRFFR

Madi will prob fall on concrete lmao chasing me

I'll be down my street quickkk

Built like:

eh

GUYS I FOUND MAY

nah, idk

Nice running Cosmo

which may?

the trans one?

then yeah lmao

Yah

nah I'll get a better one lmao

I'm now scared to enter the conversation

ill throw rocks at u

I can dodge

lmao

Bike go zoom zoomies

I'm faster , stronger ,more agile aswell

Homelander?

lmao

oh pls

Ethan fr

No you found yourself

samesies

bro 1 of my friends ( Madi YK him aka GTA God or uprising of hell) nut shotted me and I hit him with a left hook into his chest and knock the air outa his lungs

ion play w balls like dat smh smh

YO WADE

where u get ur gifts?

Ethan this accurate?

yes

Google, they gotta be like 200 pixels tho cuz then they won’t post

What

BAHAH

i love homelander

gifts

amy

tenor

what

🍿

alright anyways ima work

k

bye

BITCH

SO RUDE

NAH SAY BYE WITH A HEART

BYEEEE U MONKEY

:)

lmao

🍿

im listenng to everlong....and it matches-

gurl wtf

HI

AHIUAHDIUDHDIU

LMAO

HELP

DANI

Hiiiiiiiii

I CAN EXPLAINNNN

HAHSAIHADDGYUAD

wtf....

lol

youll be fine

cough

ethan

u wild af

HES TRYING TO MOLEST ME

time to butt fuck her

HAAHAHAHA

madi

HE?

wtf

*shes!!!

BITCH IM NOT NO DAMN HE

NAHANAHANHANHAN

DANI COME GET YOUR DOG

............

WTF BREH

YEAHHHHHH

SUCK IT BITCH

MISS SPELLED SMH

get in git then send link on wij crew

DIE

who

U SUCK WADES COCK U CHINKY BINGO BONG ESPANOAL AHHH

no <3

AMY

what does github mean

SAY BYE WITH A HEART U BITCH

madi

wait i mean what does git stand for

google meet code

idk its are call thing

bye <3

ty <3

pfft

love you pooks <3

madiiiii

....................

BITCH IM GETTIG IT

whatttt

GOD DAMN

hurry up

ingenious bend over

!!!

stfu and hurry and get the link

you too

he’s tweaking

BITCH

SMH SO RUDE

what happened

WYDM YOU TOO

NOT GON SAY IT BACK SMH>

i love you as well

BEND OVER AMY

NAH NAH NAH BEND OVER

NOW

no no it’s okay

LEMME SEE THOSE CHEEKS

lol

*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

mommt

it hurts

be gentle with me

🍿

Ethannn

YES?

can u call again tonight

tbh idk

okay lol

💀

it’s true im a fragile girl

.........

i am going to wrok on more homework lol

awh alr

BYE ! ILY!

dam

Kumusta

ILY too

BEND DOVER AMY

LEMME SLAP THEM CHEEKS

*SLAP*

HOYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What are you doing exactly?

raping amy

jk she consented fr

dagger frfr

Bet

lmao

Hell yeah

that looks like my python teacher

Jake frfr

Matt frfr

ethan frfr

rules I'm following bruh

uh huh

pussy

nerp

I allowed u to talk about Mexicans bruh

is you gay

Border hopper

js no hard r's Matt's rule since u can / and would get IP banned by him pernamently

i thought that said sperm

can i say nigga

no hard r

tbh idk

I been loving life rn tbh

I think not?

Literally May

Who’s that

Ethan

Trans returd

frfr

Ok

I don’t really like this site so I don’t really go on so I usually don’t know anyone

amyyyy

The actual fuck?

yes that trans may before failure

frfr

Guys this song is so good

lmao

open.spotify.com/track/3mtk5RuzfjZC4gyOGrvbtt?si=yP-rjKvsSIeVyw2bcWyilQ

it’s a gif of you

no , its madi

bro

if I'm an edgar that ain't me

you’re an edgar and a chihuahua

nah

Everyone thinks im an Edgar

I ain't short

Me neither

fr lmao

I think I'm slightly above average for a 14 yr old guy

I’m not even Hispanic but people still call me an Edgar

in height

I'm 5'8 at 14 with a size 12.5 shoe

I’m 17 and im 6’2

what size shoe u got?

13

bro I'm pulling up rfrfrfr

no this is madi

I'm in a 12.5

Nice

Madi frfr

Emo

Cut my life into pieces

lmao James finna get dissed on by Madi AND Jake lmao

Why

madi looks like a cancer patient wearing a wig

PFFT

ERM

DAMn

I AINT SAYIN SHI

LMAO

Why is your name anonymous you’re not mysterious

buddy it's an unregistered fucking account you dumbfuck

lmao

damn

I don’t know how this site works im sorry

It's alright bbg

Who are you