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ofc i won cus i have fast fingers

nvm that sounds dirty

fast fingers for me ;)

JKJKJKJKJKJKKJKKJKKJKKKJKKJKKJKKJK

Hola soy Dora

RYLY

fast fingers for me ;)

heh..

Ingredients

Butter (½ cup) 2 eggs Sugar (one cup) Cocoa powder (⅓ cup) Vanilla extract (2 tablespoon) Flour (½ cup) How to make it

1. Preheat: Preheat the oven to 180 degrees. 2. Start mixing: Start your brownies by mixing sugar and butter in a bowl. Once they are fully mixed, add your egg. Then add the flour, cocoa powder, and vanilla extract. 3. Bake: Bake in the oven for 15 minutes at 180 degrees. Take them out and let them cool for one minute and they are ready! Time total: 18 minutes

but no id rather put my fingers into her

amy nd chex, i got a big shower ;)

gotta hit that big mouth bubble bath

bubbbblee bath

i can pop ur bubble ;)

LEMME STOP

Well this horniness is almost on par with Jake and Madi.

im horny for amy

#nonstraightmoment

i havent been straight since i was a child

bye ma

yes thats me :D

shush jake

Well..yeah you’re right.

I saw that pic.

The one you sent me

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THAT WAS THE TIP!?

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The Unknown King of Moderation

STOP SAYING THINGS IT SOUNDS SO HORRIBLE

Because it probably is

JAKE I KNEW U WERE SEMI GAY

I have no idea what fucked up things you guys do on UWU

UR FULLY GAY

Enough to make Jesus throw up I bet

i saw ur gay chats w wade

b4 u dated madi

IM NOT SCROLLING THROUGH 23783789728798279822739873 FUCKING POSTS

me nd eli are arguing again :D

“Special together” I can’t even imagine the monstrous chats and calls

boutta end it w him atp.

RYLY

me nd eli are arguing again :D

SHOW

i talked to him?

I’M AN EXPERT AT PISSING OFF DISRESPECTFUL BOYS

show me amy

em you dont need to.

The Unknown King of Moderation

You’re an expert at pissing off everyone

FR THATS ME

jake i changed mine

mines now dark

Wilkinsonburritos

wait, why is rylee's friend based?

*boyfriend

amy thats not what we mean lmao

Friend who is boy is boyfriend

Girl who is friend is girlfriend

Wilkinsonburritos

same difference

^^^^^^ MOST HONEST THING IVE HEARD ALL DAY

he acts like a dick when i text boys like jake or anything, but when he texts other girls like siearra or wtv i gotta act like its okay.

RYLY

he acts like a dick when i text boys like jake or anything, but when he texts other girls like siearra or wtv i gotta act like its okay.

bro I’m his homie what

jake idek he js idk how to explain it.

nows not the fuckin time jake, thanks.

Amigo? He Mexican?

hes asian

im the puerto rican one

The Unknown King of Moderation

Guys I’m sitting in my car with the heater off to save gas and I’m freezing

just be not cold

The Unknown King of Moderation

Guys I’m sitting in my car with the heater off to save gas and I’m freezing

damn bro

𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

why he want your password tho

bc he didnt believe me.

The Unknown King of Moderation

It’s 36 degrees 😭

that's not terrible

𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

that's kinda toxic my dude

yea fr

The Unknown King of Moderation

Like you would know

I would

The Unknown King of Moderation

Like you would know

I would. I lived there all my life

Wilkinsonburritos

that's not terrible

yes it is

The Unknown King of Moderation

Guys I’m sitting in my car with the heater off to save gas and I’m freezing

Idea: just don’t

I’ve lived in Minnesota almost all of my life

The Unknown King of Moderation

That explains a lot

wdym by that

The Unknown King of Moderation

Then you should know how stupid the weather is

I do know. Again, I lived there my whole life

The Unknown King of Moderation

Well I HAVENT and it SUCKS

oh please

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The Unknown King of Moderation

Then you should know how stupid the weather is

Weather is fun, wait where do u live?

are we all making furry noises now?

The Unknown King of Moderation

I’m not telling you a third time

U didn’t tell me a second time

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≧◇≦

I said Utah

Proof?

𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

i'll venmo you ong

OKAY BET ILL GO TO CUB TONIGHT

The Unknown King of Moderation

I TOLD YOU WHERE 2 TIMES ON UWU

Wait u did? Can u tell me again?

The Unknown King of Moderation

NO

Pretty please?

we broke up.

RYLY

we broke up.

I’m sorry rylee

The Unknown King of Moderation

YOU DONT DESERVE THE KNOWLEDGE

I’ll be ur best friend!

idk but ill figure it our.

we've been on the edge for weeks so.

RYLY

we broke up.

im sorry

its ok.

damn it i was gonna look on uwu for u location LMAO

yh ill be ok.

The Unknown King of Moderation

Wade thinks I live there, among many other places

Utah?! 💀

WAS I RIGHT!?

Rylee idk if you’ve seen but I left u a messege on uwu crew

IT SAID IT HAS THE BEST SNOW

The Unknown King of Moderation

What happened with Amy and Chex like clearly I missed something

Dude same

Where is Toastie?

Haven’t seen him

Is he alive?

The Unknown King of Moderation

Online relationships ☕️

ironic lol

Wilkinsonburritos

ironic lol

Very ironic

amy u nd chex are talking?

The Unknown King of Moderation

Imagine being in one of those

Ikr?

Um actually... This is a "anime" not a "cartoon" ☝🤓

Boner?

The Unknown King of Moderation

Oh please you’re the queen of irony

yeah right

I’m not hard rn

Ralph?

OUWSHABBAHHAHAH AINT NO WAY U JUST SAID CJEC HAUSHAHHAHHA

Don’t fuck each other till marriage

Jake and Donut are a bad example

🤦‍♂️

𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

yes

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMFG ILY

r yall good now wilk?

hanjisungswife

lmao

HIIII BRO

Wilkinsonburritos

yup! nothing to worry about

👍

wade u better be more serious

Alrighty then

𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

jake you're not my fav guitarist

am i ?!

u can still fuck around but in serious situations u gotta pull up ur big boy pants

𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

someone humping deadpool

No, he’s being yelled at, fits me perfectly

原田

u can still fuck around but in serious situations u gotta pull up ur big boy pants

Ok mom

原田

u can still fuck around but in serious situations u gotta pull up ur big boy pants

chex, chill. Everything is fine lol

Wilkinsonburritos

chex, chill. Everything is fine lol

just saying tehe

im just worried abt everyone

Wilkinsonburritos

chex, chill. Everything is fine lol

Can confirm

chex you helped a lot yesterday. Everything is getting resolved as we speak

𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

don't put too much pressure on yourself

i should put u in instead

Wilkinsonburritos

chex you helped a lot yesterday. Everything is getting resolved as we speak

Also can confirm

Wilkinsonburritos

chex you helped a lot yesterday. Everything is getting resolved as we speak

everythin k?

Yup, now we need a ship name

Wilkinsonburritos

chex you helped a lot yesterday. Everything is getting resolved as we speak

did i? if so im really glad i did. just let me know if smth is up alr? maybe i could help

原田

did i? if so im really glad i did. just let me know if smth is up alr? maybe i could help

will do :)

原田

did i? if so im really glad i did. just let me know if smth is up alr? maybe i could help

you always help <3

EVERYTHING IS AMAZING

SPECTACULAR

𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

gonna take it slow

yeah were gonna take it slow and get to know each other more

SPIDERMAN!

𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

you're amazing :)

you are also amazing amy, so does everyone else too!

Sleep with Chex

can we also smoke cigarettes after seggs? then play cigarettes after sex?

𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

you're a cool mom

💀 what did you do wade

原田

can we also smoke cigarettes after seggs? then play cigarettes after sex?

bro thats my dream.

Wilkinsonburritos

💀 what did you do wade

Uhhhh dunno

原田

can we also smoke cigarettes after seggs? then play cigarettes after sex?

Obviously

yall r so dry im gonna cry

idk what to call u but can i call u uhh

idk what to call u

原田

yall r so dry im gonna cry

lmao i dont have the energy tday

𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

wade is mommy.

yeah I understand that but how and why?

原田

idk what to call u but can i call u uhh

idk what to call u so can i call u mine

原田

idk what to call u but can i call u uhh

Leo or my real name lmao

Wilkinsonburritos

yeah I understand that but how and why?

Help me…

Anonymous

Leo or my real name lmao

anything ur cool with im down

𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

back off buddy

lmao shes all urs

u got too much spices on u bbg

Wilkinsonburritos

I don't know how lmao

Savemepleaseimblinkinginmoresecode

Ring ding ding dividing we gon run this town

Anonymous

Ring ding ding dividing we gon run this town

circussss

hanjisungswife

i was listenin to that all night

Basically same lol

Wilkinsonburritos

tellmewhattodo

Ihavenofuckingcluejustsaveme

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原田

hi perc

Hi Chex! Hru?

Percabeth

Hi Chex! Hru?

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi im doing great, happy new year belateD

hanjisungswife

k ig wbu?

Pretty tired

havent seen u for a while

Percabeth

Pretty tired

ah same lmao havent slept for 4 days straight

原田

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi im doing great, happy new year belateD

Yayyyyyy happy belated new year!!!

hanjisungswife

ah same lmao havent slept for 4 days straight

Me for a week lmfao

hanjisungswife

ah same lmao havent slept for 4 days straight

Oh wow that’s a lot

Percabeth

You both need sleep lol

heh i need my k dramas more

hanjisungswife

heh i need my k dramas more

lol fair enough

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hanjisungswife

SLEEPT

Idk why I can’t tho maybe im just stressed

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Anonymous

Idk why I can’t tho maybe im just stressed

aw ;( try tho plsss

hanjisungswife

aw ;( try tho plsss

Ya

Percabeth

Yayyyyyy happy belated new year!!!

happy belated new year!! :D

hanjisungswife

happy belated new year!! :D

:DDDD

I feel like I’m always on here

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

TO BE HOTTER

You already are dw

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𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

GODDESS

LMAOO U AREEEEEEEEEEE

dont tell her name

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

GODDESS

You already do :)

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even tho i dont know how u look like i dont think so

I look worse than you at least donut

no amy you look beautiful

with ur dark long shiny wavy hair

𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

can't look worse than me 😭

heh u should see me

YALL WHY DO U GUYS SOUND LIKE U GUYS R COMPETING WHOS UGLIER BAHUAOSHUOAHSU

Someone said to me today I look like minji but uglier 💀

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i cant because i have to get down with my mom

mom might suspect smth is off bc im on my room

I MISSED U WE'RE BARELY ONLINE ON TEAMS AT THE SAME TIME

𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

gotham era is over buddy

Oh well

hanjisungswife

I MISSED U WE'RE BARELY ONLINE ON TEAMS AT THE SAME TIME

What is teams lmao

Microsoft teams

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

and i dont like alot of ppl so be happy IM BEING NICE

same

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

wades micro dick

lol

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

DO U LIKE ME

usually yes

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Han does

She said no one likes her

hanjisungswife

lmao wait what did ya say

Dw

applee

She said no one likes her

lol

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

YES ALOT MORE THAN I USED TOO

lmao what happened?

It’s fine you have many friends

heheh guys i stopped eatin for a few days to lose wait but now m makin the most sweetest brownies🤦

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

istg flappy gonna pop out correcting me again

lmao

The Esteemed One

Hey there

this random but i followed u :)

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

U WERE KINDA MEAN BRO BEFORE WE STARTED TO TALK ALOT MORE AND WERE NICE TO EACHOTHER

lmao sorry about being mean

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

I DIDNT HAVE LIKE...THE THING UR BROTHER GOT U

AAHJAJAHAHAHA

BUT MY MOM WONT LET ME THROW UT AWAY CAUSE ITS A “gift from your brother” LIKE GIRL NO ITS A GIFT FROM HELL.

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

IT LOOKS LIKE A DOG TOY BRO

SWEAR IT IS

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

"MADE WITH LOVE ;) - ur brother"

HE MADE A WHOLE CARD TOO 😭😭😭 IT WAS LIKE “to the best sister ever from the best brother ever” and I was like 🤨

ITS OKAY THO CAUSE HE GOT ME GIFT CARDS TO GO WITH IT

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

HE MADE THT PRESENT LIKE 'fuck u tf"

all he needed was a keychain, hot glue gun, and googly eyes

hanjisungswife

gtg byee

BYEEEEE

𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

ingofring me xmh

HI AMY

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

IS CALLED A BITCH

HELP HES TOO DUMB FOR THAT

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

LIKE

ITS OKAY UR VERY SMART

The Esteemed One

Hey

하린!!! 맙소사 ᄏᄏᄏ 너 나타났어!!!

𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

'murica

what the fuck is a kilometer?

𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

want someone to cuddlde me

HELP UR SO REAL FOR THAT

DONUT MAKING US JEALOUS OF HAVING A PET BIRD SMH

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

id rather cuddle jak

Your relationship is so cute omg

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

id rather cuddle jak

Me and my bf do it all the time lmao

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

HE SENT ME ANOTHER PIC OF HIM SMILING

stop making ys feel lonely ong]

𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

*murican flag a'waving*

*fireworks a'blowin*

ITS FUCKING 22 OUTSIDE

FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA DECK THE HALLS WITH BOWS OF HOLLY

𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

*vietnam a'warring*

*twin towers a'fallin*

Flappy.

ITS FUCKING 22 OUTSIDE

It’s 38

idk what he looks like tho

𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

*capitalism a'obeying*

*McDonalds a'unhealthy*

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

VEINY FOREARMS AND HANDS

OMG

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

HES TALL

Same w mine lol

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IM WATCHING SEINFELD RN

Flappy.

IM WATCHING SEINFELD RN

FALALALLALALAPAY

U… flappy bird. (Aka. U know what)

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donut this cute n all but why we talking about this all the sudden

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

LOOK LOOK

My bfs hair is fluffy too oml

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

ive been talking about jake for the past 5 minutes

Lmao

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

and hes at work

Where does he work lol

ohhhh ok he didnt die

MY GRANDMA GAVE ME

she knitted me five fuckin hats

ALL DIFFERENT COLORS

SHE SEEMED SO PROUD OF THEM

lowkey i be wishing death upon people who minorly inconvenience me

"that one has little sparkles in it :D"

Flappy.

"that one has little sparkles in it :D"

Flappy bird.

Flappy.

I have dimples

AW UR SO PRETTY

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DONUT IF U DONT STFU

𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

i have 1 dimple

I don’t have any

IM GONNA TELL A CERTAIN SOMEONE THE TRUTH THAT U TWISTED UR PRETZEL ASS AROUND

You are excused

𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

so real

and then I be regretting it

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

IBUIVSUHVSIU

You and Jake should meet up sometime 😭

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

HE SENT ME ANOTHER PIC OF HIM SMILING

aw u guys r so cute

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

IMA PUT HOTSAUCE ON UR SHRINE

OH WELL IM GONNA DISMANTLE THE SHRINE I MADE U

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

WEWILL

How far away r u from Jim

hanjisungswife

flapppyyy hii

Omgg hiii

urfavvirgo

OH WELL IM GONNA DISMANTLE THE SHRINE I MADE U

(lowkey add a dog too)

im watching seinfeld

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

TO MAKE U EVEN MORE PRETTIER

AWWWWW ILL ADD MONEY TO MAKE U RICH

urfavvirgo

AND ILL ADD MASCARA

Oooooo

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

NUVUIVSINVS PLS

THE BATH AND BODYWORKS GIFT CARDS

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

TO MAKE U HAVE LONGER LASHES

YES PLS DO

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

TO MAKE U HAVE LONGER LASHES

I have the goofy ahh Asian lashes

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

ILL ADD HAND CREAM

AHHHHHH OKAY BRB