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  • ofc i won cus i have fast fingers

    nvm that sounds dirty

    fast fingers for me ;)

    JKJKJKJKJKJKKJKKJKKJKKKJKKJKKJKKJK

    Hola soy Dora

    RYLY

    fast fingers for me ;)

    heh..

    Ingredients

    Butter (½ cup) 2 eggs Sugar (one cup) Cocoa powder (⅓ cup) Vanilla extract (2 tablespoon) Flour (½ cup) How to make it

    1. Preheat: Preheat the oven to 180 degrees. 2. Start mixing: Start your brownies by mixing sugar and butter in a bowl. Once they are fully mixed, add your egg. Then add the flour, cocoa powder, and vanilla extract. 3. Bake: Bake in the oven for 15 minutes at 180 degrees. Take them out and let them cool for one minute and they are ready! Time total: 18 minutes

    but no id rather put my fingers into her

    amy nd chex, i got a big shower ;)

    gotta hit that big mouth bubble bath

    bubbbblee bath

    i can pop ur bubble ;)

    LEMME STOP

    Well this horniness is almost on par with Jake and Madi.

    im horny for amy

    #nonstraightmoment

    i havent been straight since i was a child

    bye ma

    LMMAO

    yes thats me :D

    shush jake

    Well..yeah you’re right.

    I saw that pic.

    The one you sent me

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    THAT WAS THE TIP!?

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    The Unknown King of Moderation

    STOP SAYING THINGS IT SOUNDS SO HORRIBLE

    Because it probably is

    JAKE I KNEW U WERE SEMI GAY

    I have no idea what fucked up things you guys do on UWU

    UR FULLY GAY

    Enough to make Jesus throw up I bet

    i saw ur gay chats w wade

    b4 u dated madi

    IM NOT SCROLLING THROUGH 23783789728798279822739873 FUCKING POSTS

    me nd eli are arguing again :D

    “Special together” I can’t even imagine the monstrous chats and calls

    boutta end it w him atp.

    RYLY

    me nd eli are arguing again :D

    SHOW

    i talked to him?

    I’M AN EXPERT AT PISSING OFF DISRESPECTFUL BOYS

    show me amy

    em you dont need to.

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    You’re an expert at pissing off everyone

    FR THATS ME

    jake i changed mine

    mines now dark

    amy the flamyyyy

    Wilkinsonburritos

    wait, why is rylee's friend based?

    *boyfriend

    amy thats not what we mean lmao

    Friend who is boy is boyfriend

    Girl who is friend is girlfriend

    Wilkinsonburritos

    same difference

    ^^^^^^ MOST HONEST THING IVE HEARD ALL DAY

    he acts like a dick when i text boys like jake or anything, but when he texts other girls like siearra or wtv i gotta act like its okay.

    jake idek he js idk how to explain it.

    nows not the fuckin time jake, thanks.

    Amigo? He Mexican?

    hes asian

    im the puerto rican one

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Guys I’m sitting in my car with the heater off to save gas and I’m freezing

    just be not cold

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Guys I’m sitting in my car with the heater off to save gas and I’m freezing

    damn bro

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    why he want your password tho

    bc he didnt believe me.

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    It’s 36 degrees 😭

    that's not terrible

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    that's kinda toxic my dude

    yea fr

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Like you would know

    I would

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Like you would know

    I would. I lived there all my life

    Wilkinsonburritos

    that's not terrible

    yes it is

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Guys I’m sitting in my car with the heater off to save gas and I’m freezing

    Idea: just don’t

    I’ve lived in Minnesota almost all of my life

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    That explains a lot

    wdym by that

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Then you should know how stupid the weather is

    I do know. Again, I lived there my whole life

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Well I HAVENT and it SUCKS

    oh please

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    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Then you should know how stupid the weather is

    Weather is fun, wait where do u live?

    are we all making furry noises now?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I’m not telling you a third time

    U didn’t tell me a second time

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    ≧◇≦

    I said Utah

    Proof?

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    i'll venmo you ong

    OKAY BET ILL GO TO CUB TONIGHT

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    I TOLD YOU WHERE 2 TIMES ON UWU

    Wait u did? Can u tell me again?

    Pretty please?

    we broke up.

    RYLY

    we broke up.

    I’m sorry rylee

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    YOU DONT DESERVE THE KNOWLEDGE

    I’ll be ur best friend!

    idk but ill figure it our.

    we've been on the edge for weeks so.

    RYLY

    we broke up.

    im sorry

    its ok.

    damn it i was gonna look on uwu for u location LMAO

    yh ill be ok.

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Wade thinks I live there, among many other places

    Utah?! 💀

    WAS I RIGHT!?

    Rylee idk if you’ve seen but I left u a messege on uwu crew

    IT SAID IT HAS THE BEST SNOW

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    What happened with Amy and Chex like clearly I missed something

    Dude same

    Where is Toastie?

    Haven’t seen him

    Is he alive?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Online relationships ☕️

    ironic lol

    Wilkinsonburritos

    ironic lol

    Very ironic

    amy u nd chex are talking?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Imagine being in one of those

    Ikr?

    Um actually... This is a "anime" not a "cartoon" ☝🤓

    Boner?

    The Unknown King of Moderation

    Oh please you’re the queen of irony

    yeah right

    I’m not hard rn

    Ralph?

    OUWSHABBAHHAHAH AINT NO WAY U JUST SAID CJEC HAUSHAHHAHHA

    Don’t fuck each other till marriage

    Jake and Donut are a bad example

    🤦‍♂️

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    yes

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHH OMFG ILY

    r yall good now wilk?

    hanjisungswife

    lmao

    HIIII BRO

    Wilkinsonburritos

    yup! nothing to worry about

    👍

    wade u better be more serious

    Alrighty then

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    jake you're not my fav guitarist

    am i ?!

    u can still fuck around but in serious situations u gotta pull up ur big boy pants

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    someone humping deadpool

    No, he’s being yelled at, fits me perfectly

    原田

    u can still fuck around but in serious situations u gotta pull up ur big boy pants

    Ok mom

    原田

    u can still fuck around but in serious situations u gotta pull up ur big boy pants

    chex, chill. Everything is fine lol

    Wilkinsonburritos

    chex, chill. Everything is fine lol

    just saying tehe

    im just worried abt everyone

    Wilkinsonburritos

    chex, chill. Everything is fine lol

    Can confirm

    chex you helped a lot yesterday. Everything is getting resolved as we speak

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    don't put too much pressure on yourself

    i should put u in instead

    Wilkinsonburritos

    chex you helped a lot yesterday. Everything is getting resolved as we speak

    Also can confirm

    Wilkinsonburritos

    chex you helped a lot yesterday. Everything is getting resolved as we speak

    everythin k?

    Yup, now we need a ship name

    Wilkinsonburritos

    chex you helped a lot yesterday. Everything is getting resolved as we speak

    did i? if so im really glad i did. just let me know if smth is up alr? maybe i could help

    原田

    did i? if so im really glad i did. just let me know if smth is up alr? maybe i could help

    will do :)

    原田

    did i? if so im really glad i did. just let me know if smth is up alr? maybe i could help

    you always help <3

    EVERYTHING IS AMAZING

    SPECTACULAR

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    gonna take it slow

    yeah were gonna take it slow and get to know each other more

    SPIDERMAN!

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    you're amazing :)

    you are also amazing amy, so does everyone else too!

    Sleep with Chex

    can we also smoke cigarettes after seggs? then play cigarettes after sex?

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    you're a cool mom

    💀 what did you do wade

    原田

    can we also smoke cigarettes after seggs? then play cigarettes after sex?

    bro thats my dream.

    Wilkinsonburritos

    💀 what did you do wade

    Uhhhh dunno

    原田

    can we also smoke cigarettes after seggs? then play cigarettes after sex?

    Obviously

    it’s morning for me lol

    yall r so dry im gonna cry

    idk what to call u but can i call u uhh

    idk what to call u

    原田

    yall r so dry im gonna cry

    lmao i dont have the energy tday

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    wade is mommy.

    yeah I understand that but how and why?

    原田

    idk what to call u but can i call u uhh

    idk what to call u so can i call u mine

    原田

    idk what to call u but can i call u uhh

    Leo or my real name lmao

    Wilkinsonburritos

    yeah I understand that but how and why?

    Help me…

    Anonymous

    Leo or my real name lmao

    anything ur cool with im down

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    back off buddy

    lmao shes all urs

    u got too much spices on u bbg

    Wilkinsonburritos

    I don't know how lmao

    Savemepleaseimblinkinginmoresecode

    Ring ding ding dividing we gon run this town

    Anonymous

    Ring ding ding dividing we gon run this town

    circussss

    Ihavenofuckingcluejustsaveme

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    原田

    hi perc

    Hi Chex! Hru?

    Anonymous

    I’m ok u

    Sleepy

    Percabeth

    Hi Chex! Hru?

    HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi im doing great, happy new year belateD

    hanjisungswife

    k ig wbu?

    Pretty tired

    havent seen u for a while

    Percabeth

    Pretty tired

    ah same lmao havent slept for 4 days straight

    原田

    HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi im doing great, happy new year belateD

    Yayyyyyy happy belated new year!!!

    hanjisungswife

    ah same lmao havent slept for 4 days straight

    Me for a week lmfao

    hanjisungswife

    ah same lmao havent slept for 4 days straight

    Oh wow that’s a lot

    Percabeth

    You both need sleep lol

    heh i need my k dramas more

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    hanjisungswife

    SLEEPT

    Idk why I can’t tho maybe im just stressed

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    Anonymous

    Idk why I can’t tho maybe im just stressed

    aw ;( try tho plsss

    Percabeth

    Yayyyyyy happy belated new year!!!

    happy belated new year!! :D

    I feel like I’m always on here

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    TO BE HOTTER

    You already are dw

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    yk who i mean bro

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    GODDESS

    LMAOO U AREEEEEEEEEEE

    dont tell her name

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    GODDESS

    You already do :)

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    even tho i dont know how u look like i dont think so

    I look worse than you at least donut

    no amy you look beautiful

    with ur dark long shiny wavy hair

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    can't look worse than me 😭

    heh u should see me

    YALL WHY DO U GUYS SOUND LIKE U GUYS R COMPETING WHOS UGLIER BAHUAOSHUOAHSU

    Someone said to me today I look like minji but uglier 💀

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    i cant because i have to get down with my mom

    mom might suspect smth is off bc im on my room

    I MISSED U WE'RE BARELY ONLINE ON TEAMS AT THE SAME TIME

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    gotham era is over buddy

    Oh well

    hanjisungswife

    I MISSED U WE'RE BARELY ONLINE ON TEAMS AT THE SAME TIME

    What is teams lmao

    Microsoft teams

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    and i dont like alot of ppl so be happy IM BEING NICE

    same

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    Han does

    She said no one likes her

    hanjisungswife

    lmao wait what did ya say

    Dw

    applee

    She said no one likes her

    lol

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    YES ALOT MORE THAN I USED TOO

    lmao what happened?

    It’s fine you have many friends

    heheh guys i stopped eatin for a few days to lose wait but now m makin the most sweetest brownies🤦

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    istg flappy gonna pop out correcting me again

    lmao

    The Esteemed One

    Hey there

    this random but i followed u :)

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    U WERE KINDA MEAN BRO BEFORE WE STARTED TO TALK ALOT MORE AND WERE NICE TO EACHOTHER

    lmao sorry about being mean

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    I DIDNT HAVE LIKE...THE THING UR BROTHER GOT U

    AAHJAJAHAHAHA

    BUT MY MOM WONT LET ME THROW UT AWAY CAUSE ITS A “gift from your brother” LIKE GIRL NO ITS A GIFT FROM HELL.

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    IT LOOKS LIKE A DOG TOY BRO

    SWEAR IT IS

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    "MADE WITH LOVE ;) - ur brother"

    HE MADE A WHOLE CARD TOO 😭😭😭 IT WAS LIKE “to the best sister ever from the best brother ever” and I was like 🤨

    ITS OKAY THO CAUSE HE GOT ME GIFT CARDS TO GO WITH IT

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    HE MADE THT PRESENT LIKE 'fuck u tf"

    all he needed was a keychain, hot glue gun, and googly eyes

    hanjisungswife

    gtg byee

    BYEEEEE

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    ingofring me xmh

    HI AMY

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    IS CALLED A BITCH

    HELP HES TOO DUMB FOR THAT

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    LIKE

    ITS OKAY UR VERY SMART

    The Esteemed One

    Hey

    하린!!! 맙소사 ᄏᄏᄏ 너 나타났어!!!

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    'murica

    what the fuck is a kilometer?

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    want someone to cuddlde me

    HELP UR SO REAL FOR THAT

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    *eagle screech*

    *guns a'blazing*

    DONUT MAKING US JEALOUS OF HAVING A PET BIRD SMH

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    id rather cuddle jak

    Your relationship is so cute omg

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    id rather cuddle jak

    Me and my bf do it all the time lmao

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    HE SENT ME ANOTHER PIC OF HIM SMILING

    stop making ys feel lonely ong]

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    *murican flag a'waving*

    *fireworks a'blowin*

    ITS FUCKING 22 OUTSIDE

    FA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA DECK THE HALLS WITH BOWS OF HOLLY

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    *vietnam a'warring*

    *twin towers a'fallin*

    Flappy.

    ITS FUCKING 22 OUTSIDE

    It’s 38

    idk what he looks like tho

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    *capitalism a'obeying*

    *McDonalds a'unhealthy*

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    VEINY FOREARMS AND HANDS

    OMG

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    HES TALL

    Same w mine lol

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    IM WATCHING SEINFELD RN

    Flappy.

    IM WATCHING SEINFELD RN

    FALALALLALALAPAY

    U… flappy bird. (Aka. U know what)

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    donut this cute n all but why we talking about this all the sudden

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    LOOK LOOK

    My bfs hair is fluffy too oml

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    ive been talking about jake for the past 5 minutes

    Lmao

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    and hes at work

    Where does he work lol

    ohhhh ok he didnt die

    MY GRANDMA GAVE ME

    FIVE FUCKING HATS

    she knitted me five fuckin hats

    ALL DIFFERENT COLORS

    SHE SEEMED SO PROUD OF THEM

    lowkey i be wishing death upon people who minorly inconvenience me

    "that one has little sparkles in it :D"

    Flappy.

    "that one has little sparkles in it :D"

    Flappy bird.

    Flappy.

    I have dimples

    AW UR SO PRETTY

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    DONUT IF U DONT STFU

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    i have 1 dimple

    I don’t have any

    IM GONNA TELL A CERTAIN SOMEONE THE TRUTH THAT U TWISTED UR PRETZEL ASS AROUND

    You are excused

    𖤐 𝐚𝐦𝐲𝐲𝐲 𖤐

    so real

    and then I be regretting it

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    IBUIVSUHVSIU

    You and Jake should meet up sometime 😭

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    HE SENT ME ANOTHER PIC OF HIM SMILING

    aw u guys r so cute

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    IMA PUT HOTSAUCE ON UR SHRINE

    OH WELL IM GONNA DISMANTLE THE SHRINE I MADE U

    im so confused rn

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    WEWILL

    How far away r u from Jim

    hanjisungswife

    flapppyyy hii

    Omgg hiii

    urfavvirgo

    OH WELL IM GONNA DISMANTLE THE SHRINE I MADE U

    (lowkey add a dog too)

    im watching seinfeld

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    TO MAKE U EVEN MORE PRETTIER

    AWWWWW ILL ADD MONEY TO MAKE U RICH

    urfavvirgo

    AND ILL ADD MASCARA

    Oooooo

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    NUVUIVSINVS PLS

    THE BATH AND BODYWORKS GIFT CARDS

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    TO MAKE U HAVE LONGER LASHES

    YES PLS DO

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    TO MAKE U HAVE LONGER LASHES

    I have the goofy ahh Asian lashes

    𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

    ILL ADD HAND CREAM

    AHHHHHH OKAY BRB