CONTI

HAH

DID IT FIRST

AG won

Balls

still won

Agruing is dine

AG won

Now

CHEXY

IS UR PFP...

MADI

MR.KRABS?

Yes bro

JAJCKCKHCUIHCI

I love moeny and hands

ANEWSEMENT PARK

LMFAO

PARK YOU

¥£€

PARK YOU TOO

SK THE NEW PFP SUITS ME

HAIUDHIFHAFIUHAFU

I LOVE HANDS AND MONEY

AR AR AR AR

MONEY MONEY MONEY

It's not right of you all to talk behind Jake when you can just solve the problem when he's here

MUST BE FUNNY

*SNIFFFFFF*

He’s not on anyways

He isn’t on the mod post either

Its their thing to talk shit abt ppl

it is.

Welcome to hell baby

i can confirm.

That's why you all should stop talking behind him because it is useless

No, you can't. He banned me when I told him what he was doing was cowardly. Yet when Cosmo admits to sabotaging the site, clearly visible on his profile, Jake plays dumb and says: "what exactly did he do, huh? Exactly, nothing. Cosmo, you're such a cool dude. If anyone bans you, I'll give 'em hell."

Nah brk im actually fucking hunrgy i could eat my hands

That’s fucking stupid

look, we all agree you shouldn’t have been banned.

that was wrong of him.

I agree that what he has done is wrong.

and we will definitely hold him accountable.

so are you

Wait-

We will therefore discuss this later in a mod post

HAHAHADHUHAHUFI

Wade, ban that motherfucker if you want. Jake isn't superior to you. You are both equal on level of authority. You, Wilk, SaH, Jake, and Ethan. Dagger is the only mod who is above you, and I know he would say yes.

you on bo too

PQGAHAHAJJKAKA

You wanna fight me again? Go ahead we’ll start all over

Mods can't ban mods

Jake CANNOT ban you or do anything to you but scream into the void and punch air. Do not be intimidated by him.

I’ll flip a coin, just to piss them off

gas his ass madi

Exactly.

sell it

I’m pass the point of no return now, I truly don’t give a shit anymore

Dagger can't ban mods, either, but his opinion is superior to all other mods on this website, except Matt. What he says goes.

Dagger is some stuck up fuck that thinks hes better than everyone

and gets mad by people simply having a conversation

OH WTF

Dagger is the top dog

Shut up, Donut, go back to raiding my fridge for sushi. It's probably rotten anyway.

go back to not being such a pussy and put your name back to dagger jr

Goth Daeodon.

ELMOS WORLD

LALALALALA

ELMOS WORLD

No then you’ll boyfriend will ban him again

My account was banned by your psychotic boyfriend, DIPSHIT.

its no secret that its dagger

HHAHAAHHAHA

HOLY SHIT THAT IS HILARIOUS

That’s a good one lmao

That might be the funniest meme I've seen here in months.

Well done, Chex Mix.

W in the chat for Chex

Post that in Memes and you'll most likely be rewarded with lots of hearts.

Im back as a meme shitposer baby

All my jokes and memes are downvoted so I don’t even try anymore

Fuck yeahhhhh

Just don't care about that

Oh yeah

Same

The solution really is that easy..

yours are downvoted?

Those are BP saboteurs who are angry at you.

That’s what I’m thinking

Ye

oh damn sorry about that

I banned them and now they’re taking they’re revenge

you really don’t deserve it

You all shouldn't care about the downvotes

Everyone, I have a plan.

Preach

We need to call Lynx, but not now.

Okgg

Omfg

where is the dude?

Lynx lurks in the jokes section

At night

HE BLOCKED ME LOLL

When all men become Batman

We must all simultaneously go to the jokes section and summon him there. Also thumbs-up each other's posts so he sees it easier.

OMG AGAHYAHA

AGQGQHWHWJWKW

bet

what do we say?

Just don't do it yet.

Wait until night.

what time?

Isn't he on discord?

He usually comes on around midnight.

midnight est?

The fuck

Dagger Jr. you should get Discord

Yeah, but I'm not in that Discord and none of the links work.

Yes.

oh ok

Should I ask him later if he can come here?

It would be 10 PM here

Yes.

Why does this shit keep happening to me HAUWHWH

Tell him to make permanent links because he's making expiring links for some reason.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE

Pedophile

"MY BEAUTIFUL QUEEN"

VHSUHIUSHIUBS

You're 16, right Chex?

Yup

HI MADIIII

HI AMY

wade

WHAT

Pedo is waiting for you to turn 18.

YOUR A BETRAYER

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A FISH

To what and to who?

Or maybe he's so retarded he'd try it now.

He’s probably retarded

^^^

I am no longer fish, I have legs

Okay, so he should come here on 10 pm?

FROG

wait...

is tht a thing

salamander

NOW IM ACTUALLY CURIOUS

WHAT IF

THERE IS A THING

DEADPOOL FROG

salamander

Wade, you are a Tiktaalik.

FUCK SALAMANDERS

You are evolving. It's a miracle.

Yep

Yes the miracle of life

Okay

WADE

Sounds cool

ITS TIME TO BE A FROG

AS DEADPOOL

frogpool

Someones waiting flr me too

You have undergone millions of years of evolution overnight. Soon you will evolve into a crocodilian, then a haired reptile, then a rat, then a primate, then human.

Reminds me of Frogmire, lmao.

I can’t wait

"FREEZE, FROGMIRE. You are out past curfew and therefore in violation of local ordinance."

"Ribbity"

*Frogmire gets vaporized*

I hate Family Guy but it has its moments.

ITS GOTTEN BORING

I USED TO LOVE FAMILY GUY

THEN IT GOT BORING

HAHAHAHA

I got the perfect fucking idea

Brb

Okay

Agreed

hi evryone

did everyone like

chill

Yeah

HAH

LUCKILY

I DONT USE ANIME

I GOT LOONY TOONS

Thankfully

somehow yes

alr cool

Me neither

I used to

ACTUALLY

YAS

ITS

LOONEY TUNES*

Wait hold kn lemme stalk my old fbs

Me too, 2 years ago

I am ashamed hut it is what it is

i only did when my friend wanted to match w me

I lost it

I'm bored

Ohn no

I'm tired but I don't want to go sleep AGQHQJJWW

BEHOLDETH

I stalked my okd clasmate that j was rlly insecure of

I AM LE FROG

HI

Shes so pretty and skinny

HIII MAAALLLL

HEY SAH

Literally like a model

Nobody reacted to frog to I’ll change back, win win

MALLY

MALLARD

MALLYARD

For me, you are the most beautiful girl in the world

FLAPPYAPPYAPPYAPPY

Those pics are crazy tho seriously

OMG TWO DINOS NOW

I think you forgot people who talk like they are a character on genshin impact

YEAH CUS THEY OPAL BITCH WAS PISSED ABOUT MY DINO SO I ADDED ANOTHER ONE

*THAT

LMAOOOO

PQPAHQHQJJQQJ

BITCH CALLED ME A FURRY LMFAO

LIKE MY BAD I DIDNT KNOW EMOJIS = FURRY

I’d ban Opal but then you couldn’t torment them

NROWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

BRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

opal is so retarded

this bitch was like "im 13 nd how old are you 8?"

ANYWAYS I JUST REMEMBERED

i was like bitch no im 15

Seriously

EVEN THK SHES PRETTY AND SMART AND TALENTED

ridiculous

She has a bad personality and spoiled

13 IS HONESTLY SO LITTLE

She's underage and also ((()))

PROLLY JUST TURNED 13

fr and she was like "im not that much younger"

And she cant cook and clean

“Aight bros so this is not because dumb fucks like Dagger and Mal are trying to kick me But im leaving I’ve lost some people important to me (bestie, etc) And I need a break I might hop on every once and a while Bye guys”

PROLLY WAS 12 LAST MONTH

you are prettier and smarter

You too

Actually i am kot smart i have all Cs

Heye

>comes back constantly Every. Fucking. Time.

C’s are based

And shes rich and shes a youtuber

BP Cockroach

A gacha tuber

School grades say nothing about a person's intelligence

OH HELL

Wade you have discord right

You can be too

Uh no

I am not smart cus i dotn study

As far as I know, he has not

Based, the American education system is a disgusting joke.

I wanna be a gaming youtubet

It is

Its still my dream

btw I texted him

Me too, I’m just making edits and shit now tho

Shit, you need one, we have an OG mod chat.

Being a singer wknt do

Oh sick

What'd he say?

The German education system too

Jqpn too

Speaking of I haven’t made a YouTube bud in a while, should probably do one sometime soon

Time is gold here

Vid*

He hasn't replied yet, he's not online

They dont waste time here

texted who

Imagine after an hour kf class the break time is only 8 mjns or less

imagine

I will let you know as soon as I receive a reply from him, Dagger Jr.

Ok, cool.

Yall when can we call again man

I need to get a fucking discord account already.

Yeah, you should

I can’t

Love yall so much

I will use protonmail to make one because google makes me use my goddamn phone number. FUCKING DATA HOGS.

I forgot what his name is?

Lynx,

?*

Seriously tho

dagger

shush

DAIRY QUEEN LOOKIN ASS

Baloney

We love you tooooo

Whatever, I don't even like Carls Jr. The last time I ate there was like 7 years ago.

Oh, I'm sorry

Donut what’s the name of Jake’s guitar?

Damn it Chex I coughed and laughed at the same time

If shitcord makes me use a phone number to verify I won't make it. I'm sick of these phone number verifications. Every single website that asks you for a phone number, only wants it to steal your data. There is no other reason they want it.

They want to sell your data.

wade, can I have one more addition to our agreements?

I can’t get a community tab on YouTube because I have to add a damn phone number

I hate that every fucking website needs you to sign up with an email now too.

Depends what it is

It’s so damn annoying

There are no fucking agreements, Wade isn't Jake's dog.

You failed your part of the deal, now we'll fail ours.

I agree

interacting w/ amy. I still kinda want to make her a bit pissed.

Yall

What’s going on?

U want to piss off amy?

Hai friend texted en

what happening

Hai friend

only a little bit.

Well you’re in luck so do I

Hi Wilkin

Wade, remember, if Jake learns that you banned Cosmo, all he'll do is scream angrily at you in all caps, ban me when he figures out that I influenced you to do it, then continue screaming in rage. If he doesn't have a heart attack, he'll attempt to get Dagger to demote you. Dagger will refuse and in fact commend you for your acts. Then Jake will seethe in rage more and probably make a long post about how "he's leaving the site forever" and then come back a day later to bitch about the site and ban me again. He isn't shit.

HE’S 20 YEARS OLD

so were good.

Yo what’s happening

That’s true

Yes

Shut up. We’re trying to de-escalate the situation

hey burr

Sir

TY WILK

Raze hell on Cosmo. Jake cannot stop you. He thinks you don't know that so he is still trying to intimidate you. JAKE CANNOT BAN YOU, or MUTE YOU, or anything.

but you agreed to it. okay. I won't talk to you after this.

CRAY CRAY

No, Wilk, this retard cosmo broke agreements to fuck off back to BP several times. No matter what he says, he cannot be trusted ever again.

LISTEN TO WILK FOR ONCE DAGGER

He is a slimy, lying, cynical kike. He can rot in BP.

aaron burr, sir

Chex why u still talking to the 20 yr old

Listen to me for once. You never listen to anything I say and as a result the site turns into a browner and browner shithole.

wait im confused are you an alt for someone?

chex, leave that guy.

Read my name...

Or pay attention to what I'm saying.

Dude all you want is drama. Stop

I think it's obvious.

This dide is 19, hes the 20 yr old friends

sup wilkin

Hi amy!

ok

i did read your name and im not paying much attention, it'd be much appreciated if you simply told me

No, I don't, scroll up in the chat. The chat had no drama until this piece of subhuman shit arrived.

it’s dagger jr

oh okay

thanks amy

Still gross

np

The 19 year old is also a pedo probably.

kys

I would rather not

All you can do is ignore her

2 people I dislike arguing with each other, it’s my lucky day(Amy and Cosmo)

Alr hold on he’s getting personal now

And you were defending him earlier. Why are you like this? We're your real friends. BP hates you. Leave them behind.

and if you want me to stop, stop being a bitch

SEND

Cosmo is a girl?

My father just said: We have 3 girls at home and they are all useless while my 15 year old brother is allowed to chill

wait, you defended me amy?

Go back to the anus of a website you crawled out of.

I can't this shit anymore

What’s really really funny is that Cosmo can keep annoying Amy and he still has Jake’s full protection lmao

Ayo wtf

Jake doesn't even know what he wants to do. Face it Wade, Jake is insane and unstable.

Just ignore lol

Fr

JAKE ISNT INSANE OR UNSTABLE

Tf

There is no reason to consider anything Jake says anymore, until he realizes the true nature of the site and accepts it. It's embarrassing that a former BP members cares more about the site than an actual OG.

I DONT LOVE YUO ANYMORE BUT THIS J MIGHT BE BETTER FOR US YK? WHERE THE TIME GO I NEED LOCATION THATS ALL THAT I KNOW, I I I IIII

Based

This is now?

jake is amazing

Oh, Donut is about to send a 500 word essay.

Prepare for pain...