Cock Muncher 9,000

HI

Sup

nothin much wbu?

So like is Charlie pissed or just wanna talk to you?

Nothing

its smth to do with her bf

and she being confusing

Omg the ohio cock muncher broke free

nvm she wondering why anyone would love her

No offence

dang

Why does she not ask me?

idk

u did nothing right?

I could rent myself out as a therapist from every emo I talk to

I hope

fr

I think I did anything

idk u do a lot of shit with even knowing it

I think I didnt*

Ye

but like...maybe its because ik her irl

idrk honestly

Mabye

I'll see if fletch or dom knows anything

ummm

dom aint friends with her no more

Ye, but

Wouldn't hurt really

Mabye

idk i thib they stopped talking idrk tbh

think*

I haven't been on in ages, but I do remember speaking with her a very long time ago. She was incredibly kind compared to most other users I had met on this site. That is a question whose answer is quite obvious. She has a very loving heart, it makes sense that such a care for others should be reciprocated.

thank you

Twix

Ye

Ur back?

I'm to go?

Thank you.. But its all an act. Im not nice at all.. Ive hurt so many.

huh?

We all hurt people in life, but our mistakes don't define us.

Except i keep makein the same mistakes

Whether it's an act or now, I have firsthand seen you being an amazing friend to others despite various circumstances.

damn you are so nice

See

He's a great guy

We all do. It's up to us to realize that, fix them, and learn from them. You've already completed step one, it seems

I gotta employ him

Employ me for what?

Nvm

Alright.

to be a therapist for emos

He's not wrong

But still

I am a problem solver to all, not just a therapist for emos. Everyone has problems, I enjoy helping them fix them and live better lives.

Dosent matter what ive odne or how i acted.. Im like draining myself for others, and more.. I hide how i feel just to help them and they rarely give help back, i have like one person who cares to help me... Otherwise everyones makes it obvious im just there to take pain but i wont be enough for anyone to care when i cant take it.

*confusion*

Same

lol

Charlie

If you can take pain now

That last line is untrue. If you take too much pain, you won't be able to care for them, not the other way around.

It'll make you stronger

I believe I have seen Jake say something of similarity to this.

damn you guys are good at this kinda stuff

And its part of why im not enough i litterly had a frined tell me to go away for trying to help my freind who was trying to not cry because id js make it worse..

And if you can take the pain, like blach said, and be able to manage it and use it to your advantage or keep it from damaging you as a whole, it will make you much better at being able to utilize your loving heart for others.

The only thing i felt useful for is gone

I'm just free flying

That has nothing to do with you, some people don't want help, and that's okay.

If they are not willing to accept, they are not yet strong enough to get better.

No she wanted help but my other freind didnt think i could help her

Look

Blach ima punch chu -.-

Sometimes other ppl do know best

i do that while screaming at people because idk how to fix ppls feelin only really listen and try to cheer them up

Can sometimes you just need to let them handle it

You can't let yourself get beat down at times where others make you feel useless.

Charlie

Nah i deserve to get beat down

What's good about yourself?

Like i feel ignored whenever i try to get help

I have seen firsthand your ability to have compassion for others, not being able to help one person because another prevents it does not disprove that.

I dont even feel enough for the person im datein :/

Well that ability was the only thing i had and yk to much pain makes it fade

You deserve nothing of the sort. With the love you have given others, it is only fitting that you receive it in return. However, the people of the world are not always as compassionate as you. It is something we must learn to accept.

Charlie

Do what is right not for your own gain, but for the good of others. That is not to say you shouldn't get anything in return, but don't do it solely for that reason.

Charlie, what good about yourself?

I have a point

Just tell me

I can do art

Ok

Thats all i like

i can draw :/

ik your good at drawing

I've actually seen a few of them

So Charlie

Whoaaaaaa~

Your good at drawing

I'm not

Then js

get good

That's what makes different

That's how other ppl are more ignorant

And that's how you are great

Ok

It's the way your are

It's thaf simple

We all like you

Well stop

Exactly. You're a great person, Charlie, and nothing will change that.

See

How?

I will not stop, and I don't think Blach will either.

Nope

Even my fucking mother thinks im a disappointment

Why do you deny what everyone tells you to be true, about yourself nonetheless?

From what I've heard, your mother is the disappointment.

There eniter page would be so much different if you weren't here

The words of a broken soul should not weigh yours down.

My mom is fine..

It absolutely would. Much worse.

Shes my mother so like

family

Charlie

Twix yk lovely perv?

Whadu want brit

I can't remember

I'm just a bit retarded

Yk

Sure, what about him?

Like he was one of my fave people

And id murder and die fa him if needed

but yk he js started to hate me

wont talk to me

and i tried going to his freinds about it

then i js broke down idk what id di

but he leaves me wonderin all the bad shit ive done

and

Who said he hates you?

Did he say that?

All his freinds

And who would those friends be?

bc he wont talk to me

Like his bsfs thats hes known forever

Just because someone won't talk to you doesn't mean they hate you

Come to think of it, I haven't seen him on the site in forever

Charlie, if someone hates you, just tell them to fuck off, cuz it there loss anyway

Yeah ik..

And ik he hates me

He talks shit about me from what ive heard

Absolutely. If someone decides they don't like you, they don't deserve you anyways. You are worth more than they could possibly imagine.

and when i tried to talk to him

he js like

ran away

There are numerous reasons

but if anyone where to hurt him still

Rumors are not definitive

they wont survive.

Why?

well he did say one thing to me on the bus

You knew him irl?

Yeah

Huh, interesting

Like i said idek why he hates me

Wasn't he a mod on this site, or am I thinking of someone else?

No he runway online

and someone named nolan asked why he hates me

he wasent a mod

he said he hates me cause ima bully

Idek how i am

You are not a bully, I can tell you that right now.

so nolan told him to tell me to stop being a bully

so the only think jameson said to me is "stop being a bully"

Some people are just stupid. You can't let those kind of people get to you.

but he was one of my closet freinds.

worstjokesever.com/@lovelyperv

Also that was him not a mod

Close friends can leave you and hurt you, it's happened to me several times.

Same

Losing friends is hard, but in life it's something you have to learn to live with.

im not lettin him go thought

It's better to move on than fixate yourself on what brings you pain.

like i said if someone hurts him they wont survive

id still die and kill fa him

Well perhaps that's the source of the problem.

Why tho?

Holding onto pain is never healthy or good, no matter how much it may seem so.

Why protect those who hate you?

It's okay to love your enemies and those who hurt you, but not if it is debilitating to you.

Casue im everyone's guardian angel

At some point you have to realize what's really good for you, and what will only cause you problems and pain.

yk

i get sm pain i like snap a rubber band to think abt something else

but thats not bad until it happens to much

my arm kinda swelled up where it hit

and there are like red marks from it

So

I feel i deserve the pain

cause i feel some type either way

Charlie

A prime example. If something is causing you so much pain it's making you hurt yourself, then it is obviously bad for you.

And you absolutely do not deserve pain.

You cause and desvere no pain

You can't beat yourself up like this, self-hatred only leads to worse problems.

The only damage you do, is making me stay upbtill 2am

Go to bed blach

You need to get a normal sleep sched otherwise its bad

Dw, its only 12 16 rn

Fine

Gn

L

Ttyl

Fuck u

gn

u have to get sleep

Ye gn

Actually sleep

Not really

OK OK

I think you may need to listen to your own advice, for your own good.

I'm going gn

Blach sleep bfore i find your hosue

i do sleep

sometimes

ish

good leave

anyhow thats like not important

You just told Blach it was.

Well it is for him

And you as well.

Especially for you.

Cause hes a dum dum and needs sleep

im not a dum dum

Tbh

Dont let fletcher know

but i havent slept for like only 2 days

and havent ate in like 3

You should really eat and sleep more.

It may be contributing to how you are feeling

I think ima turn my emontions back off :/

Idc if it'll cause bipolar disorder or sumn shit

I felt better numb

It's good to express them, it allows people to understand and to help.

I should know.

I dont deserve you

You deserve me and so much more

You're amazing, Charlie.

When i wake up..

The only pain ill allow myself to feel is physical

You shouldn't cause yourself any pain.

It's not worth it, and it will only make things worse, trust me.

Im done feeling emontions

Well don't be.

Last time i js like truned em off somehow

I understand exactly how you are feeling right now.

It's not good though.

one thing brought em back but ima avoid it (:

And what was that?

A video

Thats stopped me from dying like 3 times

Learn to manage them rather than concealing them, it will do so much good for you. It was one of the greatest decisions I've ever made.

No

Im gettin rid of them

Why not?

like i made up my mind

cause i felt better when i felt nothing

I am telling you right now this will feel so much better than either of these other things. If you really trust me, why not at least give it a chance?

There is no reward without a struggle.

WAIT THE CONFUSION RN IS HITTING ME HARD IN THE HEAD RN

...

You have a week

Thank you.

I will be in touch if you need me.

I hate how i fucking belive you

It's not an easy road, and it may take more than a week, but I will guide you through it.

You hate it because you know it's true.

You know you trust me ;)

Twix.

Tee hee

damn the killer of ppl of killing themselves

Nobody ever really leaves WJE, that's what Jake said didn't I?

I will never abandon those who I care about.

You are one of those who I care about most, Charlie.

That's why I've been on here all day.

Ill listen to the things you say and like do them until the 16th if anything has changed ill keep listing to you

WAIT

Why was u on here all day for wha?

Because, like I said, I can't stand seeing those I care for in pain, and I will do whatever it takes to help them.

I was on here for you.

Please tell me ur jokeing..?

U was on here all day for me?

It's a jokes website, but this time I'm serious.

I couldn't stand just leaving like that

I was hardly gone for 10 minutes

im about to fucking cry rn

u where on

It pained me to not be able to reply to anything, which is why I eventually got on this acocunt.

"all day"?

All day

Every period

Every hour after school

Checking in between classes even

im not crying you are

As soon as I parked my car, the first thing I did was get on here.

your lying to me?

I would never.

Have I not made it clear that you mean the world to me? And to so many others.

I'm just a persistent little bastard who doesn't know when to quit :P

I feel

like im gonna cry

and im shaking

Charlie, I will do everything, ANYTHING, to make you happy.

but feel happyish?

Because you deserve it

And I don't want you to EVER tell yourself you don't

Because that is the biggest lie you could ever believe in.

You remind me of the man on the moon

You absolutely deserve the world, and I'm going to give as much of mine as I can to you

StopS

I dont

NO

Stop making me

Stop

i feel like

Don't make me switch accounts and start deleting things

You absolutely do!

Youre making me feel more worth then my own fucking mother

Stop

Wait

Yes?

Ur making me feel more worth then my dog

Damn that's like

Crazy

BUT YOU DESERVE IT!!!!!!

I dont like this

I'm telling you right now, you're worth more to me, to Fletcher, to Serena, to countless other people, than anything you could imagine.

Why do you care about me?

These thoughts, these lies, they're deceitful tricks played on you by evil.

I care about you because you are without a doubt the most amazing person I have ever met.

I care about you because of what you've done for me, because of what you've done for others.

Whatd i do for you?

I care about you because you're funny, because you're fun, because you're beautiful and talented and so much more!

More than I could express in words.

You've changed my life, Charlie, and for that I am eternally grateful.

Your lying?

Most of what I do, I do because I have seen your willingness to do the same

You're an inspiration, an example for me

Someone I can look up to, someone I can only dream of being like.

I would never lie about that.

Omg

Youre like the man on the moon

Maybe the man on the moon was just the good in you trying to get you to realize what I'm trying to say.

IM GONNA PUNCH YOU

DELETE THAT RN

Too late, what's said has been said

I am Him

YOURE THE MAN ON HTE MOON?????????????

OMG U SAVED MY LIFE THIS WEEKEND

WAIT

IF U THE MAN ON THE MOON

I promsied to live on the moon with u once i died?

Odd

What I'm saying is that he is me, metaphorically. The man on the moon is not necessarily a real being, but a version of me in your mind, a collection of the things I say to you trying to break past the barriers you have put in your mind.

u there?

oh

Jake

Either that, or you may have been eating and sleeping far too little.

But I suppose the first one is better.

Jake can u tell twic smthin

Twix*

Nvm i will

I am literally twix

Ik

Im tellin jake to tellu smthin

We are the same person

but go on

WAIT U R?

WHY WASENT I TOLD THIS?

I have said it several times lmao

Look at my poll

for the moon fuck

Im stupid

it's in there lol

No you're not

just silly :)

JAke i like u better as twix

lmao okay

Yippie ^^

Sup

YAY

:)

Stay diffrent people

Yall aint the same person alr?

Alrighty

YAY

If you say so

I mean we are still the same human

NU

But you can think of it as two different personalities.

2 online aliases

YIPPIE

I'm like moon knight

You should see the real me, it's different than both

Although sort of a mixture

Anyways, what did you need to tell me?

Ur lucky

Like really really really really lucky

How so?

I'm lucky to have you, I know that

That i didnt drown u

oh

lol

For running the man

on the moon

Running or ruining?

Second one

Fair enough

How would someone as amazing

like you

look up to someone like me?

Because you're more amazing than me.

Twix

At the very least, that is what I believe to be the truth

When i had first talked to u

And I'd say what other people have said confirms that

i wanted to be like u

how nice u where

how helpful u was

U cant look up ta me

But I do

Because you've become better than me

It may have started that way, but you went beyond

Im be honest with you