π―πππππ―πππππ2 years agoEVEN THO ITS A HASSEL I MEAN ATLEAST YK U CAN BREATHE
The Unknown King of Moderation2 years agoAlso I swear my hair isnβt all crazy like that all the time lmao, I just got out of the shower like 20 minutes ago
π―πππππ―πππππ2 years agoI FORGET WHY TF U DATE GUYS WITH THE LETTER E NAMES?
π―πππππ―πππππ2 years agoThe Unknown King of ModerationI STYLE IT WAY DIFFERENTLY I PROMISESHUT THE FUCK UP.
π―πππππ―πππππ2 years agoTELL ME WHY I SEE 4 GUYS LOOKIN LIKE EDGAR CHOLOS
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³2 years agoi like cleaning but i mess it up so easily nd it becomes my depression room again
Flappy.2 years agoChexerswords cant express how much i want to clean everyones housesmine first mine first
Chexers2 years agoFlappy.mine first mine firstyes after i clean urs u can move out cus its my room now
The Unknown King of Moderation2 years agoI didnβt inherit my dadβs severe OCD so I have a bad habit of neglecting my room when I get overwhelmed with stuff and slightly depressed
Flappy.2 years agoπ―πππππ―πππππLIKE I CANT HAVE MY ROOM DIRTYmine can be its lowkey a problem
The Unknown King of Moderation2 years agoFlappy.mine can be its lowkey a problemSame I really need to work on it
Chexers2 years agowhen mom sees 1 sock on the floor she will give me a rant how im too lazy and im supposed to be a girl but i dont act liek one yada yada yada
π―πππππ―πππππ2 years agoAND IVE SEEN PPL SAY UR ROOM IS A REFLECTION OF UR MIND
The Unknown King of Moderation2 years agoMy closetβs full of random shit and clothes Iβm never gonna wear
Flappy.2 years agoThe Unknown King of ModerationMy closetβs full of random shit and clothes Iβm never gonna wearsamesame
π―πππππ―πππππ2 years agobunch of clothes hanged up with clothes like hanging off of them
Flappy.2 years agoMY STUPID ASS BROTHER KEEPS LEAVING HIS WINDOW OPEN AND THEN LEAVING HIS DOOR OPEN SO THE WHOLE UPSTAIRS IS CHILLY
π―πππππ―πππππ2 years agoIDC IF IT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE I GOT DADDY ISSUES
Chexers2 years agoi mean i can make an exception for him if him and i have sumthing in common and he accepts me being me
π―πππππ―πππππ2 years agolike zamn daddy cmere i lowkey love old guys <3
The Unknown King of Moderation2 years agoπ―πππππ―πππππlike zamn daddy cmere i lowkey love old guys <3π
Flappy.2 years agowhen i was 12 my friend who was also 12 had a crush on my brother who was 17 then ππ
π―πππππ―πππππ2 years agoThe Unknown King of ModerationI FUCKIN LOVE YOU MORE MADIILYMMM <3333
Chexers2 years agoFlappy.when i was 12 my friend who was also 12 had a crush on my brother who was 17 then ππi had a crush with my 2nd grade tchr
π―πππππ―πππππ2 years agoFlappy.when i was 12 my friend who was also 12 had a crush on my brother who was 17 then ππ...................SWEEEEET HOMEEEE ALABAMAAAAA
The Unknown King of Moderation2 years agoI remember crushing in this high schooler chick in 2nd grade
π―πππππ―πππππ2 years agoSHE WAS 4 AND WONDERING WHY TF U HOGGN UP THE BINOCULARS
π―πππππ―πππππ2 years agobut its okay u can watch me with binoculars <3
π―πππππ―πππππ2 years agoI WAS JUST TRYNA GET RID OF ALL THE GIRLS THT COULD HAVE SLIGHTEST POSSIBLE CHANCE
π―πππππ―πππππ2 years agoChexersIM A REALLY JEALOUS PERSONIM AN EXTREMELYYYYYY JEALOUS PERSON
The Unknown King of Moderation2 years agoπ―πππππ―πππππI WAS JUST TRYNA GET RID OF ALL THE GIRLS THT COULD HAVE SLIGHTEST POSSIBLE CHANCETHERE IS NOT A GIRL ON THIS PLANET, NOR WILL THERE EVER BE, NOR HAS THERE EVER BEEN, THAT COULD EVEN BEGIN TO COMPARE TO YOU
π―πππππ―πππππ2 years agoI WILL LITTERALLY STALK THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OUT OF U
π―πππππ―πππππ2 years agoThe Unknown King of ModerationTHERE IS NOT A GIRL ON THIS PLANET, NOR WILL THERE EVER BE, NOR HAS THERE EVER BEEN, THAT COULD EVEN BEGIN TO COMPARE TO YOUAWEEEEEEE I LOVE U SO FUCKIN MUCH <3333
Flappy.2 years agoChexersTBH I FOUND MY EXS REAL NAME AND SCHOOL ANME AND I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THEMME ONG
The Unknown King of Moderation2 years agoFlappy.MY DUDE GET YOUR ACT UPNO MY GIRLFRIEND IS TOO LOVELY TO DO THAT
π―πππππ―πππππ2 years agoI GOT HER NAME HER LAST NAME HER AGE WHERE SHE LIVES HER BEST FRIEND HER DOGS NAME
π―πππππ―πππππ2 years agoThe Unknown King of ModerationIβLL CHOOSE MADI OVER SCHOOL ANY DAYMWAH MWAH MWAH <3333
Flappy.2 years agoMY ONE FRIEND IS LIKE AN ACTUAL STALKER LIKE SHE CAN GET EVERYTHING IT ACTUALLY SCARY
Flappy.2 years agoπ―πππππ―πππππLIKE WHERE THEY SHOPBRO SHE GOT HIS DADS JOB
The Unknown King of Moderation2 years agoBet you donβt know uhβ¦uhβ¦WHAT SHIRT IM WEARING RIGHT NOW
Flappy.2 years agoπ―πππππ―πππππAND WHAT THEYRE NAMES WEREJAKE NAMES HIS GUITARS??
π―πππππ―πππππ2 years agoThe Unknown King of ModerationBet you donβt know uhβ¦uhβ¦WHAT SHIRT IM WEARING RIGHT NOWWHTIE
The Unknown King of Moderation2 years agoIT SHOULDVE BEEN THE RIGHT, MY LEFT NUT HAS BEEN SWORN ON TOO MUCH
The Unknown King of Moderation2 years agoI SWEAR ON MY ENTIRE DICK THAT IM GOING TO MARRY YOU ONE DAY
Flappy.2 years agoThe Unknown King of ModerationASK WADE HE KNOWSso youve been talking to men about your left ball specifically
The Unknown King of Moderation2 years agoπ―πππππ―πππππARE THOSE SPLIT ENDS JAKE?NUH UH
Flappy.2 years agoThe Unknown King of ModerationNah but this duck has such a clean cutwait i drew one of those once
The Unknown King of Moderation2 years agoIVE MADE IT A POINT TO TRY AND KEEP MY HAIR AS HEALTHY AS POSSIBLE OUT OF FEAR OF ENDING UP LIKE MY DAD WITH HIS THIN ASS HAIR
The Unknown King of Moderation2 years agoBRO USED TO DIP IT IN BOWLS OF CLOROX BLEACH AND WONDERS WHY ITS SO SPARSE ON HIS HEAD
Flappy.2 years agoThe Unknown King of ModerationThis is his ex who walked out on himzombie lookin duck
Flappy.2 years agoThe Unknown King of ModerationThis is Bessie and GeraldTHE ONE ON THE LEFT IS ACTUALLY SO PRETTY
Flappy.2 years agoThe Unknown King of ModerationThey were chosen by the communitythe community is wrong.
The Unknown King of Moderation2 years agoI have an entire Instagram account dedicated to duck lord at this specific park
Flappy.2 years agoThe Unknown King of ModerationWith his apparent ex QUACKLESdamn u rllygot all the duck lore
The Unknown King of Moderation2 years agoI go there every day during lunch with my friends and we always noticed weirdly societal behavior from the ducks so I started documenting it
Flappy.2 years agoThe Unknown King of ModerationAnd other animals occasionallynot squirrels tho right ahahahaha
Flappy.2 years agoThe Unknown King of ModerationI go there every day during lunch with my friends and we always noticed weirdly societal behavior from the ducks so I started documenting itgive me daily updates on the pretty duck ππ
The Unknown King of Moderation2 years agoThereβs a couple but itβs mostly on my story every now and then
Flappy.2 years agoThe Unknown King of ModerationYOURE AFRAID OF SQUIRRELS BUT THINK THIS IS CUTE?are you afraid of muskrats or smth
Flappy.2 years agoThe Unknown King of ModerationImageit looks like a normal bird got a banana peel on its beak aha
Flappy.2 years agoThe Unknown King of ModerationSQUIRRELS DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU THOUGHTHIS ONE SQUIRREL AT THE BEACH RAN TOWARDS ME ONE TIME
Flappy.2 years agoYEAH THAT ONE IS LOWKEY FINE BUT I NEED TO STAND MY GROUND RN CAUSE UR LOOKING FOR ANY EXCUSE
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DAMN
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
yep :/
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
hru btw?
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im goooodd hru?
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and hows the hair have u got it done yet?
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like in the inspo photo u showed me?
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
im good, sadly i havent had it done yet, gotta wait till the 27th :/
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WELL......ATLEAST UR ROOMS CLEAN RIGHT?
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EAISER ACCESS TO EVERYTHING
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
realll
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EVEN THO ITS A HASSEL I MEAN ATLEAST YK U CAN BREATHE
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
my room got so bad its hella funny, now it feels weird
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THTS CALLED DEPRESSION CLEANING
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
YUP
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GIRL
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IM DYING
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LOOK HOW FUCKIN FLUFFY JAKES HAIR IS
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OMFGGGGGG
The Unknown King of Moderation
LOOK ITS ME
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HIVUHSIVUSUVHVS
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HI BABY <3
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
LMFAO HELP
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HI BABYYY <3
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BABY ITS LOWKEY GIVING 2020 FUCK BOY HAIRCUT
The Unknown King of Moderation
Also I swear my hair isnβt all crazy like that all the time lmao, I just got out of the shower like 20 minutes ago
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BUT IDFC
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I LOVE IT
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
makin me miss eli :(
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I STYLE IT WAY DIFFERENTLY I PROMISE
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...........OH WAIT ETHAN NOT ETHAN
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I FORGET WHY TF U DATE GUYS WITH THE LETTER E NAMES?
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
IDEK
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SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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IT LOOKS FUCKIN PERFECT
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I WILL LITTERALLY FIGHT U
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IT LOOKS AMAZING
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I LOVE IT
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I LOVE YOY
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FUCK
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EVERY FUCKING TIME I TYPE βyOyβ
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RUINS EVERYTHING
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I LOVE *YOU* MADI
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YOY
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AHAHSAIHDU
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I LOVE YOU TOOOOO <3333
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
kms
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NO GIRL DONT DO THT
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THTS EMO SHIT
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LIKE THOSE WEIRDOS
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WHO DONT LISTEN
The Unknown King of Moderation
YEAH RYLEE DW
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THTS LIKE CHARLIE TYPE SHIT
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SHE WAS EMO ASF
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
EMOS <<<<
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BROOO
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I FUCKIN WENT OUT RIGHT?
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TELL ME WHY I SEE 4 GUYS LOOKIN LIKE EDGAR CHOLOS
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AND THEY FUCKIN WERE RUNNIN ACROSS THE STREET
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
NO BC THERES ALWAYS THOSE EMOS THAT THINK Y2K IS EMO
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THEYRE RUN WAS SO FUCKIN GOOFY
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
OMFG...
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HELP
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
LMAOLMAO
Chexers
words cant express how much i want to clean everyones houses
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
clean mine
Chexers
i wish i could
Chexers
i really like cleaning
Chexers
it makes me happy when i see clean place
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
i like cleaning but i mess it up so easily nd it becomes my depression room again
Chexers
same
Flappy.
mine first mine first
Chexers
SAUHSUAHs
Chexers
yes after i clean urs u can move out cus its my room now
Flappy.
wait no what i need my room
Flappy.
pls
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idk if i have OCD
Flappy.
let me beeeee
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BUT ISTG
The Unknown King of Moderation
I didnβt inherit my dadβs severe OCD so I have a bad habit of neglecting my room when I get overwhelmed with stuff and slightly depressed
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MY MAMA AIRDROPPED THT SHIT TO ME
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LIKE I CANT HAVE MY ROOM DIRTY
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IT MAKES ME ANXIOUS AND UNCOMFORTABLE
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LIKE I HAVE TO CLEAN IT
Flappy.
mine can be its lowkey a problem
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girl
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only thing dirty is my closet
Flappy.
like i dont see a problem w it until its like really really messy
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
mine.. you couldnt walk anywhere
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Same I really need to work on it
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I SHOVE SHIT IN THERE
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IF I CANT SEE IT IT AINT THERE
Chexers
when mom sees 1 sock on the floor she will give me a rant how im too lazy and im supposed to be a girl but i dont act liek one yada yada yada
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AND IVE SEEN PPL SAY UR ROOM IS A REFLECTION OF UR MIND
Rylee ΰ©β‘Λ³
BRO MY CLOSET GOES UP TO MY HEIGHT ITS HORRIBLE
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........MY CLOSET LOWKEY THE SHIT I HIDE IRL
Chexers
yall got a closet?
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LIKE OH FUCK BAD MEMORY? GOING IN THE CLOSET
Flappy.
i love my closet
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yes chexy we got closets
Chexers
i got none
Chexers
the only chores that i hate is folding clothes
Chexers
i hate it so much
Flappy.
it is like my little area i can shove the clothes ion wanna fold in π
Chexers
and i keep reusing clothes teheh
The Unknown King of Moderation
My closetβs full of random shit and clothes Iβm never gonna wear
Chexers
same
Flappy.
samesame
Chexers
my dads sister bought me clothes before
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.......my closet is uh
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well full of a rack of bunch of jewlery
Flappy.
your aunt?
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bunch of clothes hanged up with clothes like hanging off of them
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boxes
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shoes
Chexers
oh
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my purses
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tht i never use
Chexers
so thats what its called in english
Chexers
www
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ya
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WHAT DO U CALL IT IN JAPAN>
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??
Chexers
oba
Flappy.
MY ROOM IS SO COLD
Chexers
εζ―
Flappy.
MY STUPID ASS BROTHER KEEPS LEAVING HIS WINDOW OPEN AND THEN LEAVING HIS DOOR OPEN SO THE WHOLE UPSTAIRS IS CHILLY
Chexers
which bro?
Flappy.
and the chilly migrated to my room noo
Chexers
rock climbing dude\?
Chexers
is he hot
Chexers
single?
Chexers
age?
Chexers
name
Chexers
address
Chexers
type?
Flappy.
YOU LITERALLY ASKED THAT YESTERDAY
Chexers
oh yeah i forgot
Chexers
jonah
Flappy.
ur crazy
Chexers
goofy ah ah name
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have a brother
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i have*
Chexers
joe nah
Chexers
age
Chexers
9?
Chexers
then no
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HES 8
Flappy.
i got 2
Flappy.
lmao
Chexers
im into older guys
Chexers
i aint pedo
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u want my cousin>
Flappy.
ooooooo perfect
Chexers
age
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he annoying asf
Chexers
nam
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uhhhhhhhhh
Chexers
single
Chexers
ugly?
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IDFK I HAVENT TALKED TO BRO IN AWHILE
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Youβre a reverse pedo
Chexers
yes
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i think hes like 15? maybe 16
Chexers
no
Chexers
im into older guys
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BITCH THT IS OLD
The Unknown King of Moderation
Damn
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well i cant say shit
Chexers
i am 16
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im dating jake
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AHIUHDUIF
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π₯²
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BUT LSITEN
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AGE GAPS
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MAKE IT HOTTER
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IDC IF IT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE I GOT DADDY ISSUES
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JAKE IS HOT
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AND FUCKIN AMAZING
Flappy.
what the pedophile
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SO
Chexers
i mean i can make an exception for him if him and i have sumthing in common and he accepts me being me
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BEFORE ANYONE ELSE TRYNA CLAIM HIS HEART
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NUH UH YOU ARE
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I DID FIRST
Chexers
older guys are hot
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frfr
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MATURITY
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ITS PROB THT
Chexers
nah
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Iβm immature as shit sometimes
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like zamn daddy cmere i lowkey love old guys <3
Chexers
my first love was immature
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JAKE IDFC
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UR HOT
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π
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I FUCKIN LOVE U
Chexers
he was rlly clingy and childish i love him for that
Chexers
i miss him now
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I FUCKIN LOVE YOU MORE MADI
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π
Chexers
ew emojis cringe
Flappy.
when i was 12 my friend who was also 12 had a crush on my brother who was 17 then ππ
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π
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ILYMMM <3333
Flappy.
Oh.
Chexers
i had a crush with my 2nd grade tchr
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...................SWEEEEET HOMEEEE ALABAMAAAAA
Chexers
now i have 2 tchr crushes
Chexers
3?
Chexers
*
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.........
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I remember crushing in this high schooler chick in 2nd grade
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CHEXY
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THEYRE TEACHERS
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I was a sad kid
Chexers
1st is the japanese tchr hes 54
Chexers
2nd pe tchr 28
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u also watched them with toy BINOCULARS JAKE
Chexers
3rd social studies
Chexers
28
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SHE WAS 4 JUST LIKE ME
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STALKERISH
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ITS GIVING STALKER
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HAHA
Chexers
but the first one tho
The Unknown King of Moderation
I WATCHED TOO MUCH SPECIAL AGENT OSO
Chexers
he big
Chexers
cool
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SHE WAS 4 AND WONDERING WHY TF U HOGGN UP THE BINOCULARS
Chexers
nd scary
Chexers
like gentle giant
Chexers
him and i have the sqme last name thehe
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but its okay u can watch me with binoculars <3
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HAIUDHIUFHIUF
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<3
Chexers
i love stalker love stories
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me too
Chexers
even tho i expereinced one it was scary
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LIKE LOVE SICK TYPE SHIT
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Sus
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THTS HOW JAKE HAD ME FEELIN
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LIKE I WOULD LITTERALLY GET LOVE SICK
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Yandere shit fr
Chexers
YAS LIKE IHFUEBO
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LIKE IF OTHER GIRLS WERE TALKIN TO HIM
Chexers
I WOULD KILL SOMEONE
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AND HE GOT ALL FRIENDLY
Chexers
FOR HIM
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ID GET LIKE STOMACH ACHES FR
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LIKE IUSVHIUSHBI
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MINE
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BACK OFF
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AWWWW BABYYYYY
Chexers
I CAN FEEL MY BLOOD BOIL WHEN I SEE SUM1 TALKIN TO MY MAN
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I LIKED U ALOT OKAY
Chexers
IM A REALLY JEALOUS PERSON
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I WAS LOWKEY KINDA LOCO HAVIN CRUSH ON U
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I LIKE YOU MORE
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MWAH MWAH MWAH
Flappy.
PAST TENSE?
Flappy.
BAHHAHAS
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I WAS JUST TRYNA GET RID OF ALL THE GIRLS THT COULD HAVE SLIGHTEST POSSIBLE CHANCE
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PAST TENSE?
Chexers
NOOO DONT MAKEM ME THE 3RD WEEL
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HDIUHFIUS NO CAUSE IM DATING HIM
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SO NOW I DONT LIKE HIM AS A CRUSH ANYMORE
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I LOVE HIM <333
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IM AN EXTREMELYYYYYY JEALOUS PERSON
Flappy.
SO YOURE SAYING YOU DONT LIKE HIM ANYMORE.
The Unknown King of Moderation
THERE IS NOT A GIRL ON THIS PLANET, NOR WILL THERE EVER BE, NOR HAS THERE EVER BEEN, THAT COULD EVEN BEGIN TO COMPARE TO YOU
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LIKE IM NOT KIDDING ITS UNHEALTHY
Chexers
YAS
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I WILL LITTERALLY STALK THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OUT OF U
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IF U TALKIN TO OTHER PPL
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AND NOT ME
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LIKE ILL FIND U
Chexers
YAS
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ILL FIND EVERY PERSON WHO KNOWS U
Chexers
IFY
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AND GET INFO
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YOU ARE MY NUMBER ONE PRIORITY MADI <3
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(Which may be why Iβm failing 4 classes)
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BUT STILL
Chexers
TBH I FOUND MY EXS REAL NAME AND SCHOOL ANME AND I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM
Flappy.
FOUR
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ITβS YOU FIRST
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AWEEEEEEE I LOVE U SO FUCKIN MUCH <3333
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5 maybe
Flappy.
MY DUDE GET YOUR ACT UP
Chexers
I GTG
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IM FAILING 2
Flappy.
ME ONG
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SCIENCE AND SOCIAL STUDIES
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SAME
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LIKE THIS ONE BITCH
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NO MY GIRLFRIEND IS TOO LOVELY TO DO THAT
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WHO DID ME DIRTY
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SHE TALKED SHIT ON ME
Flappy.
im not failing anything idont think
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WHEN I WAS SO NICE TO HER
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IβLL CHOOSE MADI OVER SCHOOL ANY DAY
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I GOT HER NAME HER LAST NAME HER AGE WHERE SHE LIVES HER BEST FRIEND HER DOGS NAME
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I GOT FUCKIN EVERYTHINGGGGG
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MWAH MWAH MWAH <3333
Flappy.
MY ONE FRIEND IS LIKE AN ACTUAL STALKER LIKE SHE CAN GET EVERYTHING IT ACTUALLY SCARY
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LIKE WHERE THEY SHOP
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I FOUND ALL THT SHIT BOUT A GUY ONCE
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WHY ARE YOU ALL INVOLVED WITH STALKERS, THIS IS CONCERNING
Flappy.
BRO SHE GOT HIS DADS JOB
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CAUSE LIKE THIS DUDE DUMPED MY BESTIE
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SO I WENT IN STALKER MODE
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PERIOD
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jake
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every girl
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is an undercover detective that's just unpaid
Flappy.
is a stalker to some extent
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Lmao
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U DIDNT EVEN SHOW ME UR OTHER TWO GUITARS
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EVER QUESTION THT
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WHAT
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I STALKED UR SHIT
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TO FIND THE OTHER TWO
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AND WHAT THEYRE NAMES WERE
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I THOUGHT I ONLY POSTED THEM ON HERE
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U DID
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Bet you donβt know uhβ¦uhβ¦WHAT SHIRT IM WEARING RIGHT NOW
Flappy.
JAKE NAMES HIS GUITARS??
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BUT U SHOWED ME BELLA
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YES
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YES BITCH IS THAT A PROBLEM
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WHTIE
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HE HAS MARLIE
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AND CHLOE
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AND BELLA
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I HAVE MULTIPLE WHITE SHIRTS
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WELL DID I GET IT RGHT
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(And Madi someday)
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<3
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..............IMCONFUSED
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LIKE ME AS A SHIRT
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IM SORRY IJSIUHIUBH
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I RUINED IT
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NO THE GUITAR
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BUT IM DEADASS-
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OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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MBMBMBMBMB
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THE NEXT ONE I GET IS GONNA BE NAMED MADI <3
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YAY <33
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yall im n joking
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when i say
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JAKE GON BE MY HUSBAND
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HE IS GONNA BE MY HUSBAND
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HELL YEAH
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IDFC
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AND MADI IS GONNA BE MY WIFE
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WIFE ME UP FR
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I SWEAR ON MY LEFT NUT
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IM WIFEY MATERIAL
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I SWEA-
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......................
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AND YALL KNOW WHEN I DO THAT ITS CONFIRMED
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I SWEAR ON MY PUSSY
Flappy.
Not both.
Flappy.
?*
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GIMME
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WOWW JAKE
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NOT BOTH BALLS?
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I SEE HOW IT IS
Flappy.
ong
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IT SHOULDVE BEEN THE RIGHT, MY LEFT NUT HAS BEEN SWORN ON TOO MUCH
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.....................
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I SWEAR ON MY ENTIRE DICK THAT IM GOING TO MARRY YOU ONE DAY
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WHYS THT HUH
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U GOT OTHER HOES SUCKIN YO BALLS?
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HM>?
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NUH UH
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SMTH U WANNA SAY JAKEY?
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LOTS OF SWEARS ON IT THOUGH
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ASK WADE HE KNOWS
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AINT BRO SLEEP DEPRVED ASF
Flappy.
so youve been talking to men about your left ball specifically
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TO EVERYONE
Flappy.
seems kinda gay to me idk
Flappy.
mhm mhm
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HE WAS THERE WHEN I SWORE TOO MUCH ON IT AND HAD TO SWITCH
Flappy.
sureeeeee
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ASHAHIUD
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The things I do on this site lmao
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LOVE HOW FLAPPY QUESTIONIN U
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flappy
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look
Flappy.
oh no you cant take me seriously past nine
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LOOK HOW FLUFFY HIS HAIR IS
Flappy.
wht am i looking at
Flappy.
oh
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ARE THOSE SPLIT ENDS JAKE?
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HMHM?
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IM JK UR HAIR LOOK MORE HEALTHIER THAN MNE
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Nah but this duck has such a clean cut
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I BURN MY HAIR TO THE CRISP FR
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yo lemme smack it
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NUH UH
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I DONT USE ANY HEAT STUFF
Flappy.
bruh my hair is like so chlorine damaged at the end Bahahhs
Flappy.
wait i drew one of those once
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IVE MADE IT A POINT TO TRY AND KEEP MY HAIR AS HEALTHY AS POSSIBLE OUT OF FEAR OF ENDING UP LIKE MY DAD WITH HIS THIN ASS HAIR
Flappy.
they called mandarin ducks i think
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I SAID IM JK
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BRO USED TO DIP IT IN BOWLS OF CLOROX BLEACH AND WONDERS WHY ITS SO SPARSE ON HIS HEAD
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HASADUHFAFUIF
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MY HAIR IS FINE
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I WASH IT GOOD
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Flappy draw this one I saw at the park
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I HAVE A GOOD BRUSH
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ITS SOFT
Flappy.
my dad has the silliest cut ever
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JUST HAS LITTLE BIT OF SPLIT ENDS
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HAIUSUHADAHHAAH
Flappy.
oh
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JK JK
Flappy.
:(
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IM KIDDING HERE LEMME MAKE IT UP TO YOU
Flappy.
:'(
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AFRO DUCK
Flappy.
oh wow
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His name is Michael
Flappy.
YOU GUYS HAVE ACTUAL DUCKS IM SO JEALOUS
Flappy.
WE HAVE CANADA GEESE
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This is his ex who walked out on him
Flappy.
THEY JUST HISS AT YOU
Flappy.
HONK HONK, THEY GI
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nah cause squirrels here
Flappy.
zombie lookin duck
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WHY TF THEYRE TAILS LOOK LIKE A RAT
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Meet Tree Goose
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She laid her eggs in a fucking tree
Flappy.
ewww
Flappy.
thats why socal<
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Different goose family
Flappy.
why do you have goose pictures
Flappy.
did the geese consent to having their picture posted online
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I GTG TO SLEEP BYE YALL
Flappy.
awww okay gn donut
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This is Bessie and Gerald
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BYE MADI ILYSM <333
Flappy.
THE ONE ON THE LEFT IS ACTUALLY SO PRETTY
Flappy.
AHH
Flappy.
ugly ass name tho im ngl
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They were chosen by the community
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Bessie left him for a bigger, black duck
Flappy.
relatable
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FREDRIGUEZ
Flappy.
the community is wrong.
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With his apparent ex QUACKLES
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I have an entire Instagram account dedicated to duck lord at this specific park
Flappy.
damn u rllygot all the duck lore
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Yep
Flappy.
wait i jst realized
Flappy.
all the pics are so like
Flappy.
green
Flappy.
why are the plants alive
Flappy.
why are they like that
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Because itβs next to a river
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Also a pond
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Duck shit must be good fertilizer
Flappy.
mmm ic
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www.instagram.com/reel/Csgmq_iJonA/?igshid=MzY1NDJmNzMyNQ==
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IM SO PROUD OF THIS
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IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO GET IT RIGHT
Flappy.
oh wow its more ducks
Flappy.
gj jake
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Itβs all ducks
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And other animals occasionally
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I go there every day during lunch with my friends and we always noticed weirdly societal behavior from the ducks so I started documenting it
Flappy.
not squirrels tho right ahahahaha
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Lemme double check
Flappy.
give me daily updates on the pretty duck ππ
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Thereβs a couple but itβs mostly on my story every now and then
Flappy.
whatshername
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Which one is pretty?
Flappy.
bettie or smth
Flappy.
idfk im not scrolling up
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Oh yeah
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Sheβs a hoe
Flappy.
ohh okay makes sense she pretty af
Flappy.
DO YOU NOT SEE HIW SCARY THAT LOOKS
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Idk I thought he looked a little goofy
Flappy.
GOOFILY SCARY
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Is this muskrat scary
Flappy.
no thats cute its like a little ferret
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LOOK AT ITS HANDS
Flappy.
ok and
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YOURE AFRAID OF SQUIRRELS BUT THINK THIS IS CUTE?
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THEY SWIM FLAPPY
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VERY FAST
Flappy.
are you afraid of muskrats or smth
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AND YOU CANT SEE
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No Iβm just trying to prove a point
Flappy.
wow they deserve a gold star for that
Flappy.
such good swimmers
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FEAR THIS
Flappy.
β
Flappy.
it looks like an overweight bat lololol
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Flappy.
it literally looks like a sea lion its fine
Flappy.
SQUIRRELS ON THE OTHER HAND
Flappy.
are TERRIFYING
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LOOK AT THIS WEIRD ASS MONKEY
Flappy.
oh wow, its a monkey
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Flappy.
thats crazy
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BE AFRAID
Flappy.
is that a polar bear
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SCREAM LIKE THIS
Flappy.
IS THAT AN OTTER
Flappy.
i love otters
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Flappy.
theyre so cool
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Flappy.
snakes are cool
Flappy.
im cool w snakes
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Flappy.
and birds birds are fine
Flappy.
*patriotic screech*
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FEAR THIS
Flappy.
NOO THEYRE COOL
Flappy.
BESIDES THEY LIVE SO FAR DOWN
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WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU AFRAID OF SQUIRRELS
Flappy.
TEHYRE SCARY
Flappy.
AND I SAW ONE W RABIES ONE TIME
Flappy.
AND IVE HAD LIIE
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Flappy.
RLLY BAD EXPERIENCES IN GENERAL W THEM
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THIS THING WANTS TO KILL YOU
Flappy.
it looks like a normal bird got a banana peel on its beak aha
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AND THIS WILL EAT YOU WHEN ITS DONE
Flappy.
OH OH I SEE THOSE SOMETIMES I THINK
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SQUIRRELS DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU THOUGH
Flappy.
they are kind of rlly ugly
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THEY JUST WANNA EAT NUTS AND SHIT
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Flappy.
THIS ONE SQUIRREL AT THE BEACH RAN TOWARDS ME ONE TIME
Flappy.
IT WAS VERY QUITE SCARY
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ONE TIME
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*ONE* TIME
Flappy.
EWWW GET IT AWAY
Flappy.
ONE OF MANY INCIDENTS******
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YOU TOLD ME YOU LIKED THAT PICTURE
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THAT IT WAS CUTE
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YOUβRE A FAKER
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I BET YOU LOVE SQUIRRELS HUH
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YOUβRE JUST PUTTING ON A SHOW
Flappy.
YEAH THAT ONE IS LOWKEY FINE BUT I NEED TO STAND MY GROUND RN CAUSE UR LOOKING FOR ANY EXCUSE
Flappy.
LIKE RN.
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EXCUSE FOR WHAT?
Flappy.
TO SAY SQUIRRELS ARE GREAT
Flappy.
IDK
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THEY ARE
Flappy.
NO THEY LIKE
Flappy.
SCAMPER ALONG WITH THEIR LITTLE TALONS
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LOOK THEYRE FINDING TREASURE
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I MADE THIS IN 4TH GRADE
Flappy.
thats so goofy
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SO ARE YOU FOR BEING A SQUIRREL RACIST
Flappy.
the squirrels look high
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Flappy.
SEE THAT SQUIRREL IS NOT FINE AT ALL
Flappy.
CREEPY ASF
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Okay itβs like 12:10 I need sleep
Flappy.
alr have a nice night
Flappy.
I hope u dont have squirrel filled nightmares
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Gn flappy hope you overcome your s crippling sciurophobia
Flappy.
M-hm.
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Cya
Flappy.
night night
applee
it must be great finally cleaning your house and seeing what you just accomplished
Anonymous
You must be a hard working slave