Cleaning Finished

DAMN

yep :/

hru btw?

im goooodd hru?

and hows the hair have u got it done yet?

like in the inspo photo u showed me?

im good, sadly i havent had it done yet, gotta wait till the 27th :/

WELL......ATLEAST UR ROOMS CLEAN RIGHT?

EAISER ACCESS TO EVERYTHING

realll

EVEN THO ITS A HASSEL I MEAN ATLEAST YK U CAN BREATHE

my room got so bad its hella funny, now it feels weird

THTS CALLED DEPRESSION CLEANING

YUP

GIRL

IM DYING

LOOK HOW FUCKIN FLUFFY JAKES HAIR IS

OMFGGGGGG

LOOK ITS ME

HIVUHSIVUSUVHVS

HI BABY <3

LMFAO HELP

HI BABYYY <3

BABY ITS LOWKEY GIVING 2020 FUCK BOY HAIRCUT

Also I swear my hair isn’t all crazy like that all the time lmao, I just got out of the shower like 20 minutes ago

BUT IDFC

I LOVE IT

makin me miss eli :(

I STYLE IT WAY DIFFERENTLY I PROMISE

...........OH WAIT ETHAN NOT ETHAN

I FORGET WHY TF U DATE GUYS WITH THE LETTER E NAMES?

IDEK

SHUT THE FUCK UP.

IT LOOKS FUCKIN PERFECT

I WILL LITTERALLY FIGHT U

IT LOOKS AMAZING

I LOVE IT

I LOVE YOY

FUCK

EVERY FUCKING TIME I TYPE “yOy”

RUINS EVERYTHING

I LOVE *YOU* MADI

YOY

AHAHSAIHDU

I LOVE YOU TOOOOO <3333

kms

NO GIRL DONT DO THT

THTS EMO SHIT

LIKE THOSE WEIRDOS

WHO DONT LISTEN

YEAH RYLEE DW

THTS LIKE CHARLIE TYPE SHIT

SHE WAS EMO ASF

EMOS <<<<

BROOO

I FUCKIN WENT OUT RIGHT?

TELL ME WHY I SEE 4 GUYS LOOKIN LIKE EDGAR CHOLOS

AND THEY FUCKIN WERE RUNNIN ACROSS THE STREET

NO BC THERES ALWAYS THOSE EMOS THAT THINK Y2K IS EMO

THEYRE RUN WAS SO FUCKIN GOOFY

OMFG...

HELP

LMAOLMAO

words cant express how much i want to clean everyones houses

clean mine

i wish i could

i really like cleaning

it makes me happy when i see clean place

i like cleaning but i mess it up so easily nd it becomes my depression room again

same

mine first mine first

SAUHSUAHs

yes after i clean urs u can move out cus its my room now

wait no what i need my room

pls

idk if i have OCD

let me beeeee

BUT ISTG

I didn’t inherit my dad’s severe OCD so I have a bad habit of neglecting my room when I get overwhelmed with stuff and slightly depressed

MY MAMA AIRDROPPED THT SHIT TO ME

LIKE I CANT HAVE MY ROOM DIRTY

IT MAKES ME ANXIOUS AND UNCOMFORTABLE

LIKE I HAVE TO CLEAN IT

mine can be its lowkey a problem

girl

only thing dirty is my closet

like i dont see a problem w it until its like really really messy

mine.. you couldnt walk anywhere

Same I really need to work on it

I SHOVE SHIT IN THERE

IF I CANT SEE IT IT AINT THERE

when mom sees 1 sock on the floor she will give me a rant how im too lazy and im supposed to be a girl but i dont act liek one yada yada yada

AND IVE SEEN PPL SAY UR ROOM IS A REFLECTION OF UR MIND

BRO MY CLOSET GOES UP TO MY HEIGHT ITS HORRIBLE

........MY CLOSET LOWKEY THE SHIT I HIDE IRL

yall got a closet?

LIKE OH FUCK BAD MEMORY? GOING IN THE CLOSET

i love my closet

yes chexy we got closets

i got none

the only chores that i hate is folding clothes

i hate it so much

it is like my little area i can shove the clothes ion wanna fold in 😭

and i keep reusing clothes teheh

My closet’s full of random shit and clothes I’m never gonna wear

same

samesame

my dads sister bought me clothes before

.......my closet is uh

well full of a rack of bunch of jewlery

your aunt?

bunch of clothes hanged up with clothes like hanging off of them

boxes

shoes

oh

my purses

tht i never use

so thats what its called in english

www

ya

WHAT DO U CALL IT IN JAPAN>

??

oba

MY ROOM IS SO COLD

叔母

MY STUPID ASS BROTHER KEEPS LEAVING HIS WINDOW OPEN AND THEN LEAVING HIS DOOR OPEN SO THE WHOLE UPSTAIRS IS CHILLY

which bro?

and the chilly migrated to my room noo

rock climbing dude\?

is he hot

single?

age?

name

address

type?

YOU LITERALLY ASKED THAT YESTERDAY

oh yeah i forgot

jonah

ur crazy

goofy ah ah name

have a brother

i have*

joe nah

age

9?

then no

HES 8

i got 2

lmao

im into older guys

i aint pedo

u want my cousin>

ooooooo perfect

age

he annoying asf

nam

uhhhhhhhhh

single

ugly?

IDFK I HAVENT TALKED TO BRO IN AWHILE

You’re a reverse pedo

yes

i think hes like 15? maybe 16

no

im into older guys

BITCH THT IS OLD

Damn

well i cant say shit

i am 16

im dating jake

AHIUHDUIF

🥲

BUT LSITEN

AGE GAPS

MAKE IT HOTTER

IDC IF IT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE I GOT DADDY ISSUES

JAKE IS HOT

AND FUCKIN AMAZING

what the pedophile

SO

i mean i can make an exception for him if him and i have sumthing in common and he accepts me being me

BEFORE ANYONE ELSE TRYNA CLAIM HIS HEART

NUH UH YOU ARE

I DID FIRST

older guys are hot

frfr

MATURITY

ITS PROB THT

nah

I’m immature as shit sometimes

like zamn daddy cmere i lowkey love old guys <3

my first love was immature

JAKE IDFC

UR HOT

💀

I FUCKIN LOVE U

he was rlly clingy and childish i love him for that

i miss him now

I FUCKIN LOVE YOU MORE MADI

💗

ew emojis cringe

when i was 12 my friend who was also 12 had a crush on my brother who was 17 then 😭😭

💀

ILYMMM <3333

Oh.

i had a crush with my 2nd grade tchr

...................SWEEEEET HOMEEEE ALABAMAAAAA

now i have 2 tchr crushes

3?

*

.........

I remember crushing in this high schooler chick in 2nd grade

CHEXY

THEYRE TEACHERS

I was a sad kid

1st is the japanese tchr hes 54

2nd pe tchr 28

u also watched them with toy BINOCULARS JAKE

3rd social studies

28

SHE WAS 4 JUST LIKE ME

STALKERISH

ITS GIVING STALKER

HAHA

but the first one tho

I WATCHED TOO MUCH SPECIAL AGENT OSO

he big

cool

SHE WAS 4 AND WONDERING WHY TF U HOGGN UP THE BINOCULARS

nd scary

like gentle giant

him and i have the sqme last name thehe

but its okay u can watch me with binoculars <3

HAIUDHIUFHIUF

<3

i love stalker love stories

me too

even tho i expereinced one it was scary

LIKE LOVE SICK TYPE SHIT

Sus

THTS HOW JAKE HAD ME FEELIN

LIKE I WOULD LITTERALLY GET LOVE SICK

Yandere shit fr

YAS LIKE IHFUEBO

LIKE IF OTHER GIRLS WERE TALKIN TO HIM

I WOULD KILL SOMEONE

AND HE GOT ALL FRIENDLY

FOR HIM

ID GET LIKE STOMACH ACHES FR

LIKE IUSVHIUSHBI

MINE

BACK OFF

AWWWW BABYYYYY

I CAN FEEL MY BLOOD BOIL WHEN I SEE SUM1 TALKIN TO MY MAN

I LIKED U ALOT OKAY

IM A REALLY JEALOUS PERSON

I WAS LOWKEY KINDA LOCO HAVIN CRUSH ON U

I LIKE YOU MORE

MWAH MWAH MWAH

PAST TENSE?

BAHHAHAS

I WAS JUST TRYNA GET RID OF ALL THE GIRLS THT COULD HAVE SLIGHTEST POSSIBLE CHANCE

PAST TENSE?

NOOO DONT MAKEM ME THE 3RD WEEL

HDIUHFIUS NO CAUSE IM DATING HIM

SO NOW I DONT LIKE HIM AS A CRUSH ANYMORE

I LOVE HIM <333

IM AN EXTREMELYYYYYY JEALOUS PERSON

SO YOURE SAYING YOU DONT LIKE HIM ANYMORE.

THERE IS NOT A GIRL ON THIS PLANET, NOR WILL THERE EVER BE, NOR HAS THERE EVER BEEN, THAT COULD EVEN BEGIN TO COMPARE TO YOU

LIKE IM NOT KIDDING ITS UNHEALTHY

YAS

I WILL LITTERALLY STALK THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OUT OF U

IF U TALKIN TO OTHER PPL

AND NOT ME

LIKE ILL FIND U

YAS

ILL FIND EVERY PERSON WHO KNOWS U

IFY

AND GET INFO

YOU ARE MY NUMBER ONE PRIORITY MADI <3

(Which may be why I’m failing 4 classes)

BUT STILL

TBH I FOUND MY EXS REAL NAME AND SCHOOL ANME AND I KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM

FOUR

IT’S YOU FIRST

AWEEEEEEE I LOVE U SO FUCKIN MUCH <3333

5 maybe

MY DUDE GET YOUR ACT UP

I GTG

IM FAILING 2

ME ONG

SCIENCE AND SOCIAL STUDIES

SAME

LIKE THIS ONE BITCH

NO MY GIRLFRIEND IS TOO LOVELY TO DO THAT

WHO DID ME DIRTY

SHE TALKED SHIT ON ME

im not failing anything idont think

WHEN I WAS SO NICE TO HER

I’LL CHOOSE MADI OVER SCHOOL ANY DAY

I GOT HER NAME HER LAST NAME HER AGE WHERE SHE LIVES HER BEST FRIEND HER DOGS NAME

I GOT FUCKIN EVERYTHINGGGGG

MWAH MWAH MWAH <3333

MY ONE FRIEND IS LIKE AN ACTUAL STALKER LIKE SHE CAN GET EVERYTHING IT ACTUALLY SCARY

LIKE WHERE THEY SHOP

I FOUND ALL THT SHIT BOUT A GUY ONCE

WHY ARE YOU ALL INVOLVED WITH STALKERS, THIS IS CONCERNING

BRO SHE GOT HIS DADS JOB

CAUSE LIKE THIS DUDE DUMPED MY BESTIE

SO I WENT IN STALKER MODE

PERIOD

jake

every girl

is an undercover detective that's just unpaid

is a stalker to some extent

Lmao

U DIDNT EVEN SHOW ME UR OTHER TWO GUITARS

EVER QUESTION THT

WHAT

I STALKED UR SHIT

TO FIND THE OTHER TWO

AND WHAT THEYRE NAMES WERE

I THOUGHT I ONLY POSTED THEM ON HERE

U DID

Bet you don’t know uh…uh…WHAT SHIRT IM WEARING RIGHT NOW

JAKE NAMES HIS GUITARS??

BUT U SHOWED ME BELLA

YES

YES BITCH IS THAT A PROBLEM

WHTIE

HE HAS MARLIE

AND CHLOE

AND BELLA

I HAVE MULTIPLE WHITE SHIRTS

WELL DID I GET IT RGHT

(And Madi someday)

<3

..............IMCONFUSED

LIKE ME AS A SHIRT

IM SORRY IJSIUHIUBH

I RUINED IT

NO THE GUITAR

BUT IM DEADASS-

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

MBMBMBMBMB

THE NEXT ONE I GET IS GONNA BE NAMED MADI <3

YAY <33

yall im n joking

when i say

JAKE GON BE MY HUSBAND

HE IS GONNA BE MY HUSBAND

HELL YEAH

IDFC

AND MADI IS GONNA BE MY WIFE

WIFE ME UP FR

I SWEAR ON MY LEFT NUT

IM WIFEY MATERIAL

I SWEA-

......................

AND YALL KNOW WHEN I DO THAT ITS CONFIRMED

I SWEAR ON MY PUSSY

Not both.

?*

GIMME

WOWW JAKE

NOT BOTH BALLS?

I SEE HOW IT IS

ong

IT SHOULDVE BEEN THE RIGHT, MY LEFT NUT HAS BEEN SWORN ON TOO MUCH

.....................

I SWEAR ON MY ENTIRE DICK THAT IM GOING TO MARRY YOU ONE DAY

WHYS THT HUH

U GOT OTHER HOES SUCKIN YO BALLS?

HM>?

NUH UH

SMTH U WANNA SAY JAKEY?

LOTS OF SWEARS ON IT THOUGH

ASK WADE HE KNOWS

AINT BRO SLEEP DEPRVED ASF

so youve been talking to men about your left ball specifically

TO EVERYONE

seems kinda gay to me idk

mhm mhm

HE WAS THERE WHEN I SWORE TOO MUCH ON IT AND HAD TO SWITCH

sureeeeee

ASHAHIUD

The things I do on this site lmao

LOVE HOW FLAPPY QUESTIONIN U

flappy

look

oh no you cant take me seriously past nine

LOOK HOW FLUFFY HIS HAIR IS

wht am i looking at

oh

ARE THOSE SPLIT ENDS JAKE?

HMHM?

IM JK UR HAIR LOOK MORE HEALTHIER THAN MNE

Nah but this duck has such a clean cut

I BURN MY HAIR TO THE CRISP FR

yo lemme smack it

NUH UH

I DONT USE ANY HEAT STUFF

bruh my hair is like so chlorine damaged at the end Bahahhs

wait i drew one of those once

IVE MADE IT A POINT TO TRY AND KEEP MY HAIR AS HEALTHY AS POSSIBLE OUT OF FEAR OF ENDING UP LIKE MY DAD WITH HIS THIN ASS HAIR

they called mandarin ducks i think

I SAID IM JK

BRO USED TO DIP IT IN BOWLS OF CLOROX BLEACH AND WONDERS WHY ITS SO SPARSE ON HIS HEAD

HASADUHFAFUIF

MY HAIR IS FINE

I WASH IT GOOD

Flappy draw this one I saw at the park

I HAVE A GOOD BRUSH

ITS SOFT

my dad has the silliest cut ever

JUST HAS LITTLE BIT OF SPLIT ENDS

HAIUSUHADAHHAAH

oh

JK JK

:(

IM KIDDING HERE LEMME MAKE IT UP TO YOU

:'(

AFRO DUCK

oh wow

His name is Michael

YOU GUYS HAVE ACTUAL DUCKS IM SO JEALOUS

WE HAVE CANADA GEESE

This is his ex who walked out on him

THEY JUST HISS AT YOU

HONK HONK, THEY GI

nah cause squirrels here

zombie lookin duck

WHY TF THEYRE TAILS LOOK LIKE A RAT

Meet Tree Goose

She laid her eggs in a fucking tree

ewww

thats why socal<

Different goose family

why do you have goose pictures

did the geese consent to having their picture posted online

I GTG TO SLEEP BYE YALL

awww okay gn donut

This is Bessie and Gerald

BYE MADI ILYSM <333

THE ONE ON THE LEFT IS ACTUALLY SO PRETTY

AHH

ugly ass name tho im ngl

They were chosen by the community

Bessie left him for a bigger, black duck

relatable

FREDRIGUEZ

the community is wrong.

With his apparent ex QUACKLES

I have an entire Instagram account dedicated to duck lord at this specific park

damn u rllygot all the duck lore

Yep

wait i jst realized

all the pics are so like

green

why are the plants alive

why are they like that

Because it’s next to a river

Also a pond

Duck shit must be good fertilizer

mmm ic

www.instagram.com/reel/Csgmq_iJonA/?igshid=MzY1NDJmNzMyNQ==

IM SO PROUD OF THIS

IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO GET IT RIGHT

oh wow its more ducks

gj jake

It’s all ducks

And other animals occasionally

I go there every day during lunch with my friends and we always noticed weirdly societal behavior from the ducks so I started documenting it

not squirrels tho right ahahahaha

Lemme double check

give me daily updates on the pretty duck 😭😭

There’s a couple but it’s mostly on my story every now and then

whatshername

Which one is pretty?

bettie or smth

idfk im not scrolling up

Oh yeah

She’s a hoe

ohh okay makes sense she pretty af

DO YOU NOT SEE HIW SCARY THAT LOOKS

Idk I thought he looked a little goofy

GOOFILY SCARY

Is this muskrat scary

no thats cute its like a little ferret

LOOK AT ITS HANDS

ok and

YOURE AFRAID OF SQUIRRELS BUT THINK THIS IS CUTE?

THEY SWIM FLAPPY

VERY FAST

are you afraid of muskrats or smth

AND YOU CANT SEE

No I’m just trying to prove a point

wow they deserve a gold star for that

such good swimmers

FEAR THIS

⭐

it looks like an overweight bat lololol