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Wilkinsonburritos

1 year ago

yummy

Mr. CheezFartz

1 year ago

Did I hear, cheese?!

Mr. CheezFartz

1 year ago

In a world of flavors, rich and diverse, There's a love that many simply rehearse. A passion that lingers, a taste so supreme, It's the joy of savoring the finest cheese dream.

Oh, cheese, thou art a culinary delight, A symphony of textures, a dance of light. From creamy brie to aged gouda's embrace, Each bite is a journey, a savory grace.

Cheddar, sharp and bold, like love's first kiss, Aged to perfection, pure cheese bliss. Swiss, with holes like the heart's sweet surrender, A love affair that only grows fonder and tender.

Blue veins run through like rivers of desire, Roquefort whispers tales of a love entire. Gruyère, a warmth that melts the soul, In a fondue of emotions, we become whole.

Parmesan, a sprinkle of affection so fine, Enhancing life's pasta, like stars that align. Mozzarella, a stretchy, elastic devotion, Binding us together with a dairy emotion.

Gouda, the mellow sweetness of the ages, A love that deepens as time engages. Camembert, a soft, gooey confession, Unveiling secrets in a creamy expression.

So here's to cheese, the love on our plate, A passion so profound, it's never too late. In the world of dairy, love's flavor unfurls, For in each cheese, a story of love swirls.