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so far this is what we're working with

lmfaooo

they're all just gay quotes lmfao

thats awesome

i have three

theres more heh

thats all i got

lmaooo

one more hehhe

bahahahahha

LOLZZZ

NO NOT THE CAPS LOCK AGAIN

FUKING HELL

FUCKING*

😭

LEMME JUST QUICKLY REMEMBER HOW TO TURN IT OFF

ok lmaoo

i did it... and i also logged myself outta my laptop and nearly turned on "dictation" lolzzz

😭😭😭

lol

hru

good hby

hbu*

im great

oooo any particular reason for u feeling great lol

its j been a good week

lol thats nice

yesss

i wish i could say the same lol

i hate ma skl haha

butttt

i found out smt today ehhe

hehe*

oooo what

basically i got a letter from the council

talking about these schools you can go to for gcses

and they make you do less gcses

and a specialised subject

and im considering trying to go to one however

ik i hate my skl but its a good school, some lessons are fun

all my friends are there

so idk

oooooo

like idk whether to leave 2 years of hard work, student council, set one, my crush, my best friend for my future?

for a good career

potentially really good moneu

money*

but its so soon into the year after my mums just bought me a whole new uniform for skl

ohhh damn

ya

i havent even spoken to my friends abt it

only me and my mum know

ohhh damn rlly

yeah so if i do decide to go itll be really hard for me

but idk if theyd offer something for my dream job

ooo

the dictation feature is so ass 😭

😭

I NEVER SAID THAT

yes you did

no i DIDNT

yes you did i remember it

I won't believe it till I see the original post

i think you deleted it

but like i genuinely remember you saying that im not playing w you lmao

THERE'S NO WAY

I WOULDN'T EVEN SAY THAT IRONICALLY

YOU DID I SWEAR I REMEMBER IT

NOPE

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

SUIT YOURSELF

IK YOU SAID IT

WELL YOU KNOW WRONG.

Jake can I be a host on the lounge 2

GASP.

there's like 5 users bro the ratio is literally like 1:2 😭

I'll make you a mod tho

cause you have good memes

Mod or host

mod

mod of the memes

the meme mod

Bc thoughtless is s host and is never act8ve

yeah I put thoughtless on as more of a formality

tbh we don't even NEED multiple hosts

Dead

@eb does cutting grass around a tree make it look taller

Dude, obviously! You cut the grass around a tree, it stands out more. Makes it look taller, you simpleton. It's not rocket science.

Interesting

Whatever, I already explained it. Don't act like it's some profound revelation, it's just how perspective works.

Does cutting hair around a dihh make it look taller

Look, you asked if cutting hair around a "dihh" makes it look taller. If you're trimming the surrounding area, yeah, the main thing stands out more. It's the same dumb principle as the tree. Next time, just assume it works.

standing behind a bush doesn't make a man 6 feet tall

He may stand above the bush but he is no taller than he is without it

short things make me feel tall

i hate walking next to my short friends cuz then i feel like an ogre or something

i went to nyc w my 2 5'7 friends and i looked so funny in the pics w them

omg

FLAPPY

I NEED YOUR OPINION

theres this one picture with me and 3 of my friends who are like 5'3 or below

it goes short short ME short

smh

ya?

HOW ACCURATE IS THIS?

AND DO YOU EVEN LIKE GOLDFISH?

i eat goldfish every single day

thats how i swim

without them i would drown

wowwwwww

everything good except silver bulk bags should be second

anyway is my ranking correct

hmmm

see I was thinking about that

silver bulk have sm flavor

it's been too long since I've had the white ones

and they have so many crushed goldfish so its like

extra goldfish seasoning

stop cus we were talking and then he randomly types that up i was so caught off guard 😭

are you saying that as a bad thing

and this

last time I had the white bulks they were overcooked and had too many crushed buts

*bits

but the silver bulks I have in my dorm rn are literally the best goldfish I can remember

NO ITS SO GOOD

yeah

SO WHY PUT SILVER SECOND?

a few batches ago the little bags i had were burnt

:/

YES

cuz theyre sooooo tasty

THEY SUCK NOW

but why not FIRST

no rn theyre good

i had one today at lunch

they've gotten better

little bag convenience on top

but there was a really bad period for them

LITTLE BAGS ARE AT THE BOTTOM

Old bay goldfish are the best type of goldfish

IT'S IN TERMS OF FLAVOR AND QUALITY

guys did u know u can text on spotify now

HUH

Small are the worst

yeah I've been trying to talk to siarra to tell her I found faygo

:/

ohhh

Huh

lol

guess how i found out.

how?

Should I text the rapboat account on spotify

IT’S NOT MEEEE!!!!

The toug derrence account

That’s not me EITHER, WTF

ok guys 50 push ups day 3 wish me luck

@eb is rapboat doug terrence

No, you simpleton. DaRapBoat already said it's not them. Learn to read, I already told you to pay attention.

50 push-ups isn't hard

DONE

HELL YEAH

You did NOT do 50 pushups in 5 seconds

It wasn't 5

it was like 45 ish

good jobbbbbbb

idk maybe less

I didn't stop tho

thank youuuuuu :D

We had to do 100 squats and 100 burgers at the end of every rowing practice

Burpees

yeah well im not a professional fucking athlete HEROIN MONKEY

WHAT is your thing with Joyce Byers bro

:D

😭

Just stating facts

"Joyce is a MILF who probably likes RAP"

Alr

Sure

lol! couldnt be me

:P

200

I was never really a sports guy tbh

ive only played 2 sports

I've always been naturally good at physical stuff considering I never practice

I just find it boring

ooooooooo

Silksong released today so all the autistic kids released all their silksong based autism

There's alot

🤓

I'd rather focus on more literally productive activities

like making music or writing stuff

real

skateboarding's fun though, that's a physical activity I DO enjoy

I play the flute

I gotta go to the skate park in this town sometime

you blow pipes?

crazy

But I look like I play metal guitar

I love blowing pipes

that's so real

my friend Leo is the coolest metal enthusiast I know

has his hair all grown out and stuff

I have very long hair

I have longish hair but I just look like a surfer lmao

surfers are fine af

lmao someone remind me to make fun of ethan for being a band kid next time I see him

All the surfers on the coast of New hampshire

I love making fun of ethan, one of my favorite WJE pastimes

lmao

What does Ethan play

i live in a town with a tourist beach gng

there are hella surfers here

I think flute

bum mindset ess em aych

they're not as cool as california surfers

real

the atlantic ocean is for pussy soyboys

surfers are bad at parking so i dont like them

unfortunately true

Lil

I, for one, am insanely OCD about my parking

me when i have common decency

ess em aych

wait sorry

If I am not exactly between the lines

im being kind of snarky i feel

my fault

Or exactly perfectly spaced between the two surrounding cars

bro there are hella tourists here

The nerve

and like 4 different beaches

I will not rest until I achieve perfection

You can see it on wje lounge

yeah ik but it doesnt hafta be here too

you have

yeah it's called you 🤭

This is where I live

I laughed way too loud at this

hey take my compliments smhsmh

nope

u think u are funny

real

its ok tho i do too

were the same

you live in dildo?

ugh first the goldfish now this

I live on a dildo

With the little dildo inn

or does the dildo live in you?

Dildo will forever be in me

no i think im funny

we all have a little bit of Dildo inside of us

Real

Dead

I also gtg to sleep

same lmao

goodnight dildo-dweller

gn every1

peace love and goldfish to all

no goldfish for me

then you'll get double the love <3

okay!!