Anonymous11 months agoEVERYONE SEND ME SCREENSHOTS OF FUNNY/STUPID THINGS THAT SHOULD GO IN THE NEW QUOTEBOOK
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa11 months agoi did it... and i also logged myself outta my laptop and nearly turned on "dictation" lolzzz
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa11 months agolike idk whether to leave 2 years of hard work, student council, set one, my crush, my best friend for my future?
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa11 months agobut its so soon into the year after my mums just bought me a whole new uniform for skl
Anonymous11 months agoElsaaaaaaaaaaai did it... and i also logged myself outta my laptop and nearly turned on "dictation" lolzzzthe dictation feature is so ass π
Anonymous11 months agoHeroin MonkeyJake can I be a host on the lounge 2there's like 5 users bro the ratio is literally like 1:2 π
Explain Bear11 months agoDude, obviously! You cut the grass around a tree, it stands out more. Makes it look taller, you simpleton. It's not rocket science.
Explain Bear11 months agoWhatever, I already explained it. Don't act like it's some profound revelation, it's just how perspective works.
Explain Bear11 months agoLook, you asked if cutting hair around a "dihh" makes it look taller. If you're trimming the surrounding area, yeah, the main thing stands out more. It's the same dumb principle as the tree. Next time, just assume it works.
Anonymous11 months agoHeroin MonkeyDoes cutting hair around a dihh make it look tallerstanding behind a bush doesn't make a man 6 feet tall
Flappy.11 months agoi hate walking next to my short friends cuz then i feel like an ogre or something
Anonymous11 months agoFlappy.everything good except silver bulk bags should be secondstop cus we were talking and then he randomly types that up i was so caught off guard π
Anonymous11 months agoAnonymousit's been too long since I've had the white oneslast time I had the white bulks they were overcooked and had too many crushed buts
Anonymous11 months agobut the silver bulks I have in my dorm rn are literally the best goldfish I can remember
Flappy.11 months agoAnonymouslast time I had the white bulks they were overcooked and had too many crushed butsyeah
Anonymous11 months agoFlappy.guys did u know u can text on spotify nowyeah I've been trying to talk to siarra to tell her I found faygo
Heroin Monkey11 months agoAnonymousyeah I've been trying to talk to siarra to tell her I found faygoHuh
Explain Bear11 months agoNo, you simpleton. DaRapBoat already said it's not them. Learn to read, I already told you to pay attention.
Heroin Monkey11 months agoWe had to do 100 squats and 100 burgers at the end of every rowing practice
Anonymous11 months agoHeroin MonkeyWe had to do 100 squats and 100 burgers at the end of every rowing practiceyeah well im not a professional fucking athlete HEROIN MONKEY
Flappy.11 months agoAnonymousyeah well im not a professional fucking athlete HEROIN MONKEYlol! couldnt be me
Anonymous11 months agoAnonymousI've always been naturally good at physical stuff considering I never practiceooooooooo
Heroin Monkey11 months agoSilksong released today so all the autistic kids released all their silksong based autism
Flappy.11 months agoAnonymousI've always been naturally good at physical stuff considering I never practiceπ€
Anonymous11 months agolmao someone remind me to make fun of ethan for being a band kid next time I see him
Anonymous11 months agoHeroin MonkeyAll the surfers on the coast of New hampshirei live in a town with a tourist beach gng
Flappy.11 months agoAnonymousI'd rather focus on more literally productive activitiesbum mindset ess em aych
Flappy.11 months agoAnonymousthey're not as cool as california surferssurfers are bad at parking so i dont like them
Anonymous11 months agoHeroin MonkeyDildo will forever be in mewe all have a little bit of Dildo inside of us
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RapBoat
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thank you π
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thank you πππ
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ofccccccccccc
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so far this is what we're working with
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lmfaooo
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they're all just gay quotes lmfao
Anonymous
thats awesome
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i have three
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theres more heh
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thats all i got
Anonymous
lmaooo
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
one more hehhe
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Anonymous
bahahahahha
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
LOLZZZ
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
NO NOT THE CAPS LOCK AGAIN
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
FUKING HELL
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FUCKING*
Anonymous
π
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
LEMME JUST QUICKLY REMEMBER HOW TO TURN IT OFF
Anonymous
ok lmaoo
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i did it... and i also logged myself outta my laptop and nearly turned on "dictation" lolzzz
Anonymous
πππ
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
lol
Anonymous
hru
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
good hby
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
hbu*
Anonymous
im great
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
oooo any particular reason for u feeling great lol
Anonymous
its j been a good week
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
lol thats nice
Anonymous
yesss
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i wish i could say the same lol
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i hate ma skl haha
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
butttt
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
i found out smt today ehhe
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
hehe*
Anonymous
oooo what
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
basically i got a letter from the council
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
talking about these schools you can go to for gcses
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
and they make you do less gcses
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
and a specialised subject
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
and im considering trying to go to one however
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ik i hate my skl but its a good school, some lessons are fun
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
all my friends are there
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
so idk
Anonymous
oooooo
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
like idk whether to leave 2 years of hard work, student council, set one, my crush, my best friend for my future?
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
for a good career
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
potentially really good moneu
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money*
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
but its so soon into the year after my mums just bought me a whole new uniform for skl
Anonymous
ohhh damn
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
ya
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i havent even spoken to my friends abt it
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
only me and my mum know
Anonymous
ohhh damn rlly
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
yeah so if i do decide to go itll be really hard for me
Elsaaaaaaaaaaa
but idk if theyd offer something for my dream job
Anonymous
ooo
Anonymous
the dictation feature is so ass π
Anonymous
π
R3Y
Anonymous
I NEVER SAID THAT
Anonymous
yes you did
Anonymous
no i DIDNT
Anonymous
yes you did i remember it
Anonymous
I won't believe it till I see the original post
Anonymous
i think you deleted it
Anonymous
but like i genuinely remember you saying that im not playing w you lmao
Anonymous
THERE'S NO WAY
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I WOULDN'T EVEN SAY THAT IRONICALLY
Anonymous
YOU DID I SWEAR I REMEMBER IT
Anonymous
NOPE
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I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
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SUIT YOURSELF
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IK YOU SAID IT
Anonymous
WELL YOU KNOW WRONG.
Heroin Monkey
Jake can I be a host on the lounge 2
Anonymous
GASP.
Anonymous
there's like 5 users bro the ratio is literally like 1:2 π
Anonymous
I'll make you a mod tho
Anonymous
cause you have good memes
Heroin Monkey
Mod or host
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mod
Anonymous
mod of the memes
Anonymous
the meme mod
Heroin Monkey
Bc thoughtless is s host and is never act8ve
Anonymous
yeah I put thoughtless on as more of a formality
Anonymous
tbh we don't even NEED multiple hosts
Heroin Monkey
Dead
Heroin Monkey
@eb does cutting grass around a tree make it look taller
Explain Bear
Dude, obviously! You cut the grass around a tree, it stands out more. Makes it look taller, you simpleton. It's not rocket science.
Heroin Monkey
Interesting
Explain Bear
Whatever, I already explained it. Don't act like it's some profound revelation, it's just how perspective works.
Heroin Monkey
Does cutting hair around a dihh make it look taller
Explain Bear
Look, you asked if cutting hair around a "dihh" makes it look taller. If you're trimming the surrounding area, yeah, the main thing stands out more. It's the same dumb principle as the tree. Next time, just assume it works.
Anonymous
standing behind a bush doesn't make a man 6 feet tall
Anonymous
He may stand above the bush but he is no taller than he is without it
Anonymous
short things make me feel tall
Flappy.
i hate walking next to my short friends cuz then i feel like an ogre or something
Anonymous
i went to nyc w my 2 5'7 friends and i looked so funny in the pics w them
Flappy.
omg
Anonymous
FLAPPY
Anonymous
I NEED YOUR OPINION
Flappy.
theres this one picture with me and 3 of my friends who are like 5'3 or below
Flappy.
it goes short short ME short
Flappy.
smh
Flappy.
ya?
Anonymous
Anonymous
HOW ACCURATE IS THIS?
Anonymous
AND DO YOU EVEN LIKE GOLDFISH?
Flappy.
i eat goldfish every single day
Flappy.
thats how i swim
Flappy.
without them i would drown
Anonymous
wowwwwww
Flappy.
everything good except silver bulk bags should be second
Anonymous
anyway is my ranking correct
Anonymous
hmmm
Anonymous
see I was thinking about that
Flappy.
silver bulk have sm flavor
Anonymous
it's been too long since I've had the white ones
Flappy.
and they have so many crushed goldfish so its like
Flappy.
extra goldfish seasoning
Anonymous
stop cus we were talking and then he randomly types that up i was so caught off guard π
Anonymous
are you saying that as a bad thing
Anonymous
and this
Anonymous
last time I had the white bulks they were overcooked and had too many crushed buts
Anonymous
*bits
Anonymous
but the silver bulks I have in my dorm rn are literally the best goldfish I can remember
Flappy.
NO ITS SO GOOD
Flappy.
yeah
Anonymous
SO WHY PUT SILVER SECOND?
Flappy.
a few batches ago the little bags i had were burnt
Flappy.
:/
Anonymous
YES
Flappy.
cuz theyre sooooo tasty
Anonymous
THEY SUCK NOW
Anonymous
but why not FIRST
Flappy.
no rn theyre good
Flappy.
i had one today at lunch
Anonymous
they've gotten better
Flappy.
little bag convenience on top
Anonymous
but there was a really bad period for them
Anonymous
LITTLE BAGS ARE AT THE BOTTOM
Heroin Monkey
Old bay goldfish are the best type of goldfish
Anonymous
IT'S IN TERMS OF FLAVOR AND QUALITY
Flappy.
guys did u know u can text on spotify now
Anonymous
HUH
Heroin Monkey
Small are the worst
Anonymous
yeah I've been trying to talk to siarra to tell her I found faygo
Flappy.
:/
Flappy.
ohhh
Heroin Monkey
Huh
Flappy.
lol
Flappy.
guess how i found out.
Anonymous
how?
Heroin Monkey
Should I text the rapboat account on spotify
RapBoat
ITβS NOT MEEEE!!!!
Heroin Monkey
The toug derrence account
RapBoat
Thatβs not me EITHER, WTF
Anonymous
ok guys 50 push ups day 3 wish me luck
Heroin Monkey
@eb is rapboat doug terrence
Explain Bear
No, you simpleton. DaRapBoat already said it's not them. Learn to read, I already told you to pay attention.
Heroin Monkey
50 push-ups isn't hard
Anonymous
DONE
Anonymous
HELL YEAH
RapBoat
You did NOT do 50 pushups in 5 seconds
Anonymous
It wasn't 5
Anonymous
it was like 45 ish
Anonymous
good jobbbbbbb
Anonymous
idk maybe less
Anonymous
I didn't stop tho
Anonymous
thank youuuuuu :D
Heroin Monkey
We had to do 100 squats and 100 burgers at the end of every rowing practice
Heroin Monkey
Burpees
Anonymous
yeah well im not a professional fucking athlete HEROIN MONKEY
Anonymous
WHAT is your thing with Joyce Byers bro
Anonymous
:D
Anonymous
π
RapBoat
Just stating facts
Anonymous
"Joyce is a MILF who probably likes RAP"
Heroin Monkey
Alr
Heroin Monkey
Sure
Flappy.
lol! couldnt be me
Flappy.
:P
Heroin Monkey
200
Anonymous
I was never really a sports guy tbh
Anonymous
ive only played 2 sports
Anonymous
I've always been naturally good at physical stuff considering I never practice
Anonymous
I just find it boring
Anonymous
ooooooooo
Heroin Monkey
Silksong released today so all the autistic kids released all their silksong based autism
Heroin Monkey
There's alot
Flappy.
π€
Anonymous
I'd rather focus on more literally productive activities
Anonymous
like making music or writing stuff
Anonymous
real
Anonymous
skateboarding's fun though, that's a physical activity I DO enjoy
Heroin Monkey
I play the flute
Anonymous
I gotta go to the skate park in this town sometime
Anonymous
you blow pipes?
Anonymous
crazy
Heroin Monkey
But I look like I play metal guitar
Heroin Monkey
I love blowing pipes
Anonymous
that's so real
Anonymous
my friend Leo is the coolest metal enthusiast I know
Anonymous
has his hair all grown out and stuff
Heroin Monkey
I have very long hair
Anonymous
I have longish hair but I just look like a surfer lmao
Anonymous
surfers are fine af
Anonymous
lmao someone remind me to make fun of ethan for being a band kid next time I see him
Heroin Monkey
All the surfers on the coast of New hampshire
Anonymous
I love making fun of ethan, one of my favorite WJE pastimes
Anonymous
lmao
Heroin Monkey
What does Ethan play
Anonymous
i live in a town with a tourist beach gng
Anonymous
there are hella surfers here
Anonymous
I think flute
Flappy.
bum mindset ess em aych
Anonymous
they're not as cool as california surfers
Anonymous
real
Anonymous
the atlantic ocean is for pussy soyboys
Flappy.
surfers are bad at parking so i dont like them
Anonymous
unfortunately true
Heroin Monkey
Lil
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I, for one, am insanely OCD about my parking
Flappy.
me when i have common decency
Flappy.
ess em aych
Flappy.
wait sorry
Anonymous
If I am not exactly between the lines
Flappy.
im being kind of snarky i feel
Flappy.
my fault
Anonymous
Or exactly perfectly spaced between the two surrounding cars
Anonymous
bro there are hella tourists here
Heroin Monkey
The nerve
Anonymous
and like 4 different beaches
Anonymous
I will not rest until I achieve perfection
Heroin Monkey
You can see it on wje lounge
Anonymous
yeah ik but it doesnt hafta be here too
Anonymous
you have
Anonymous
yeah it's called you π€
Heroin Monkey
This is where I live
Anonymous
I laughed way too loud at this
Anonymous
hey take my compliments smhsmh
Anonymous
nope
Flappy.
u think u are funny
Anonymous
real
Flappy.
its ok tho i do too
Flappy.
were the same
Anonymous
you live in dildo?
Anonymous
ugh first the goldfish now this
Heroin Monkey
I live on a dildo
Heroin Monkey
With the little dildo inn
Anonymous
or does the dildo live in you?
Heroin Monkey
Dildo will forever be in me
Flappy.
no i think im funny
Anonymous
we all have a little bit of Dildo inside of us
Heroin Monkey
Real
Heroin Monkey
Dead
Heroin Monkey
I also gtg to sleep
Anonymous
same lmao
Anonymous
goodnight dildo-dweller
Flappy.
gn every1
Anonymous
peace love and goldfish to all
Anonymous
no goldfish for me
Anonymous
then you'll get double the love <3
Anonymous
okay!!