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  • mal♡
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    thank you 🙏

    ofccccccccccc

    so far this is what we're working with

    they're all just gay quotes lmfao

    thats awesome

    LEMME JUST QUICKLY REMEMBER HOW TO TURN IT OFF

    i did it... and i also logged myself outta my laptop and nearly turned on "dictation" lolzzz

    😭😭😭

    oooo any particular reason for u feeling great lol

    its j been a good week

    talking about these schools you can go to for gcses

    and im considering trying to go to one however

    ik i hate my skl but its a good school, some lessons are fun

    like idk whether to leave 2 years of hard work, student council, set one, my crush, my best friend for my future?

    but its so soon into the year after my mums just bought me a whole new uniform for skl

    ohhh damn rlly

    yeah so if i do decide to go itll be really hard for me

    but idk if theyd offer something for my dream job

    Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

    i did it... and i also logged myself outta my laptop and nearly turned on "dictation" lolzzz

    the dictation feature is so ass 😭

    yes you did i remember it

    I won't believe it till I see the original post

    i think you deleted it

    but like i genuinely remember you saying that im not playing w you lmao

    I WOULDN'T EVEN SAY THAT IRONICALLY

    YOU DID I SWEAR I REMEMBER IT

    SUIT YOURSELF

    IK YOU SAID IT

    Anonymous

    WELL YOU KNOW WRONG.

    GASP.

    Heroin Monkey

    Jake can I be a host on the lounge 2

    there's like 5 users bro the ratio is literally like 1:2 😭

    cause you have good memes

    Bc thoughtless is s host and is never act8ve

    yeah I put thoughtless on as more of a formality

    tbh we don't even NEED multiple hosts

    @eb does cutting grass around a tree make it look taller

    Dude, obviously! You cut the grass around a tree, it stands out more. Makes it look taller, you simpleton. It's not rocket science.

    Whatever, I already explained it. Don't act like it's some profound revelation, it's just how perspective works.

    Does cutting hair around a dihh make it look taller

    Look, you asked if cutting hair around a "dihh" makes it look taller. If you're trimming the surrounding area, yeah, the main thing stands out more. It's the same dumb principle as the tree. Next time, just assume it works.

    Heroin Monkey

    Does cutting hair around a dihh make it look taller

    standing behind a bush doesn't make a man 6 feet tall

    He may stand above the bush but he is no taller than he is without it

    short things make me feel tall

    i hate walking next to my short friends cuz then i feel like an ogre or something

    i went to nyc w my 2 5'7 friends and i looked so funny in the pics w them

    theres this one picture with me and 3 of my friends who are like 5'3 or below

    it goes short short ME short

    Anonymous

    I NEED YOUR OPINION

    ya?

    AND DO YOU EVEN LIKE GOLDFISH?

    i eat goldfish every single day

    thats how i swim

    without them i would drown

    Anonymous
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    everything good except silver bulk bags should be second

    anyway is my ranking correct

    Flappy.

    everything good except silver bulk bags should be second

    hmmm

    see I was thinking about that

    silver bulk have sm flavor

    it's been too long since I've had the white ones

    and they have so many crushed goldfish so its like

    extra goldfish seasoning

    Flappy.

    everything good except silver bulk bags should be second

    stop cus we were talking and then he randomly types that up i was so caught off guard 😭

    Flappy.

    extra goldfish seasoning

    are you saying that as a bad thing

    Flappy.

    silver bulk have sm flavor

    and this

    Anonymous

    it's been too long since I've had the white ones

    last time I had the white bulks they were overcooked and had too many crushed buts

    but the silver bulks I have in my dorm rn are literally the best goldfish I can remember

    Anonymous

    are you saying that as a bad thing

    NO ITS SO GOOD

    Anonymous

    last time I had the white bulks they were overcooked and had too many crushed buts

    yeah

    SO WHY PUT SILVER SECOND?

    a few batches ago the little bags i had were burnt

    Flappy.

    a few batches ago the little bags i had were burnt

    YES

    Anonymous

    SO WHY PUT SILVER SECOND?

    cuz theyre sooooo tasty

    Flappy.

    cuz theyre sooooo tasty

    but why not FIRST

    no rn theyre good

    i had one today at lunch

    Flappy.

    no rn theyre good

    they've gotten better

    Anonymous

    but why not FIRST

    little bag convenience on top

    but there was a really bad period for them

    Flappy.

    little bag convenience on top

    LITTLE BAGS ARE AT THE BOTTOM

    Old bay goldfish are the best type of goldfish

    IT'S IN TERMS OF FLAVOR AND QUALITY

    guys did u know u can text on spotify now

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    Flappy.

    guys did u know u can text on spotify now

    yeah I've been trying to talk to siarra to tell her I found faygo

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    :/

    Anonymous

    yeah I've been trying to talk to siarra to tell her I found faygo

    ohhh

    Anonymous

    yeah I've been trying to talk to siarra to tell her I found faygo

    Huh

    guess how i found out.

    Should I text the rapboat account on spotify

    IT’S NOT MEEEE!!!!

    That’s not me EITHER, WTF

    ok guys 50 push ups day 3 wish me luck

    No, you simpleton. DaRapBoat already said it's not them. Learn to read, I already told you to pay attention.

    Anonymous

    ok guys 50 push ups day 3 wish me luck

    50 push-ups isn't hard

    You did NOT do 50 pushups in 5 seconds

    Anonymous

    DONE

    good jobbbbbbb

    mal♡

    good jobbbbbbb

    thank youuuuuu :D

    We had to do 100 squats and 100 burgers at the end of every rowing practice

    Heroin Monkey

    We had to do 100 squats and 100 burgers at the end of every rowing practice

    yeah well im not a professional fucking athlete HEROIN MONKEY

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    WHAT is your thing with Joyce Byers bro

    Anonymous

    thank youuuuuu :D

    :D

    Just stating facts

    "Joyce is a MILF who probably likes RAP"

    Anonymous

    yeah well im not a professional fucking athlete HEROIN MONKEY

    lol! couldnt be me

    I was never really a sports guy tbh

    ive only played 2 sports

    I've always been naturally good at physical stuff considering I never practice

    Anonymous

    I've always been naturally good at physical stuff considering I never practice

    ooooooooo

    Silksong released today so all the autistic kids released all their silksong based autism

    Anonymous

    I've always been naturally good at physical stuff considering I never practice

    🤓

    I'd rather focus on more literally productive activities

    like making music or writing stuff

    skateboarding's fun though, that's a physical activity I DO enjoy

    I gotta go to the skate park in this town sometime

    Heroin Monkey

    I play the flute

    you blow pipes?

    Anonymous

    you blow pipes?

    I love blowing pipes

    Heroin Monkey

    But I look like I play metal guitar

    that's so real

    my friend Leo is the coolest metal enthusiast I know

    has his hair all grown out and stuff

    I have longish hair but I just look like a surfer lmao

    surfers are fine af

    lmao someone remind me to make fun of ethan for being a band kid next time I see him

    All the surfers on the coast of New hampshire

    I love making fun of ethan, one of my favorite WJE pastimes

    Heroin Monkey

    All the surfers on the coast of New hampshire

    i live in a town with a tourist beach gng

    there are hella surfers here

    Heroin Monkey

    What does Ethan play

    I think flute

    Anonymous

    I'd rather focus on more literally productive activities

    bum mindset ess em aych

    mal♡

    there are hella surfers here

    they're not as cool as california surfers

    the atlantic ocean is for pussy soyboys

    Anonymous

    they're not as cool as california surfers

    surfers are bad at parking so i dont like them

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    I, for one, am insanely OCD about my parking

    me when i have common decency

    If I am not exactly between the lines

    im being kind of snarky i feel

    Or exactly perfectly spaced between the two surrounding cars

    Comment deleted

    bro there are hella tourists here

    and like 4 different beaches

    I will not rest until I achieve perfection

    yeah ik but it doesnt hafta be here too

    Anonymous

    I will not rest until I achieve perfection

    you have

    yeah it's called you 🤭

    I laughed way too loud at this

    Anonymous

    yeah it's called you 🤭

    hey take my compliments smhsmh

    Heroin Monkey

    This is where I live

    u think u are funny

    Heroin Monkey

    This is where I live

    real

    its ok tho i do too

    Flappy.

    its ok tho i do too

    you live in dildo?

    Anonymous

    nope

    ugh first the goldfish now this

    Anonymous

    you live in dildo?

    I live on a dildo

    Heroin Monkey

    I live on a dildo

    or does the dildo live in you?

    Anonymous

    you live in dildo?

    no i think im funny

    Heroin Monkey

    Dildo will forever be in me

    we all have a little bit of Dildo inside of us

    peace love and goldfish to all

    no goldfish for me

    then you'll get double the love <3

    Pale Turtle