Best Pickup Line

give me yours.

girl are you a popsicle because i want to suck you silly

r u an oreo, cuz ima double stuff u

*leaves website from reading the most cringe things in the world*

Are you a thanksgiving Turkey? Because I want to shove my fist down your ass and stuff you

Are you a tampon? because i want you in me~

good ones guys i applaud you

thank you

tf?

slow clap*

I’m sorry for being so cringe don’t ever say what I just said to anybody or you will get beat up by cops

tf susssy

mine was the first one that came to my mind

yall ever actually said these

____ssu

sus

ok....

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also what happen to homework perv?

Abusive dad joke

interesting ideas

lmao

also got screenshots lol

I was just about to do it then saw this post

jk

more drama?

drop out

are u a school? cuz i wanna put kids in u

W-sus riz

lol

no no no put it back

i got got a cringey one

are you my keyboard cuz ur my type

ooooooo

could I be your sock Ethan~?

My parents are lucky I’m not emo I have access to so many weapons

OMG AUTTER WASSUP

:smirk:

ALSO BET

LOL

Nice pickup line

i have no words

cof

wassup

Cutest couple on the site

OMG I GOT MEXICAN RIZZ

im a dude lol

*cough* edaters *cough*

*sudden gay urge*

ARE U A TAMALE? CUZ I KINDA WANNA PUT MY MEAT IN U

w rizz

LOL

this is not wat me and my girl expected w/this post

LOL

:smirk intensifies:

...

yall funny as hell

FR

Are you a jar of peanut butter? Because I want to stick my dick inside you and keep you sealed up in my basement

you betcha

W rizz moment

OMG FR

i get no bitches

fr

screenshotted

and i dont want any

GTG

im bi, myself...

u wont be forgotten

here some rizz for ya: are u a border? cuz I can't get over you

W

fr

hey ethan

are you the sun

no

W

be cause it hurts to look at you

HAAHAHA

yes

L rizz Ethan my guy

hey are u a dog benthoiscute? cuz no wonder ur a dog bitch

tbh Ethan.....

thats terrible

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore, cause I think my face should be among them.

yall are supposed to have W rizz this just aint it

Ethan step it upp man

ight lemme think'

Are you a hamburger bun? because i wanna stick my meat in you

idk i got nothing

alr used like twice now lol

wait it was?

oh

overall id say pretty good

BenthoisCute Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology

yes it should

hahaha

Do you work at Subway? Cause you just gave me a foot-long-

would give u my number at a bar if that was said

yes

frr

im a guy btw

lol

no shit

wowwwww

I know him irl

u feel the need to say that after I try saying u have breast

hes in my class too

honestly, if you did, they'd be flat asf

yup

im looking at him too

hahaha

this is him

hiii sir

you ramind me of my math class +bed - clothes/ legs and multiply

HAHAHAHA

that u

hot bbb

oh lord have mercy

no its not me

:smirk:

im a WOMAN

me too!!!

non-binary?

womin are hot :>

idk

im very hot indeed

real photo of human

im not hot );

i dont like how i look

das ok

who is that

me

reeee

u got long hair

dam

who da hell

same broski

i didnt brush my hair

oof

thats me

not bad

yall comfusing bye

ight lmaooo

cya mate

bye :)

yo wait

https://if-the-world-ends.mn.co/share/hvfZk4hg3JsnBZvI?utm_source=manual

:smirk:

Jesus Christ, stop posting your ugly faces on here. People can save them on their computers and do malicious things with them.

im aware

just dont care

Holy shit, you guys look like dumbass 6-year-olds on their Chromebooks at school trying to talk shit on a jokes website instead of learning the alphabet and how to count.

jokes on u im at home rn B)

I'm not talking about you. I don't even know who you are.

oh ight

everyone logged off this chat anyways now

OMG, these dumbass zoomers are annoying asf.

When I start speaking facts that aren't pleasing to them, they try to talk shit ad come up with comebacks. But they fail so miserably I actually enjoy it.

for real bro

i can delete mine

that happens irl too when im messin with some primary schoolers

its kinda funny

If I could kill all LGBTQs, democrats and other liberal snowflake pieces of shit, I would.

I'm sick of this RETARDED society.

With their dumbass "inclusiveness" bullshit and other moronic shit.

FUCK SOCIETY./

FUCK LGBTQs.

FUCK BLM.

FUCK ZOOMERS AND OTHER SHITBAGS.

fuck you

Fuck you too, asshole.

@BenthoisCute You goddamn degenerate. I'LL TEAR YOU IN TWO.

Oml lol

I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonalds... Cuz I'll be "Just doin it" and you'll be "lovin it"

"Doin" what? Killing yourself? If so then you're right.

Jesus Christ you people are feral

Just calm the heck down

fr