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amy does ryan_cool actually live in cary

Anonymous

heyeyeyy

"its me, fat albert!"

fat albert and za bill cosby kids

Kristian‽

amy does ryan_cool actually live in cary

i don't know

cause a few days ago he said he went to my school and he said i talked to lj

i think he's just tryna

get my location

kris come to cary

we can play

smash bros

in my basemnt

Unionville Indiana, Bent Pine Drive, first house on the left, big and bright blue

αmy

smash bros

Can I smash you?

Blach66.1

Can I smash you?

amy is bbg not bby

Kristian‽

Unionville Indiana, Bent Pine Drive, first house on the left, big and bright blue

LET'S PLAY SMASH BROS

Anonymous

i dont wanna be smashed

A WISE MAN ONCE SAID

If a girl says no it means yes

WHO'S YOUR MAIN IN SMASH BROS KRIS

DaRey1Cray

y does he have an underwear on his face

idk bro

αmy

WHO'S YOUR MAIN IN SMASH BROS KRIS

i liek kirby because he sucks up everything

OR UR A…. Flappy bird (aka u know what)

αmy

WHO'S YOUR MAIN IN SMASH BROS KRIS

I'm Pac Man but I've not played that much

YOUR SENSE OF HUMPR

Blach66.1

Can I smash you?

yes

Flappy.

YOUR SENSE OF HUMPR

STOP IT WAS SO RANDOM

DaRey1Cray

i liek kirby because he sucks up everything

just like me

Anonymous

on my nintendo

i play smash bros in real life

urfavvirgo

STOP IT WAS SO RANDOM

MHM.

αmy

just like me

suck mah 1.5 pp

IF ITS ON. YOUR FYP

DaRey1Cray

i play smash bros in real life

it's not gay if it's with za homies

αmy

it's not gay if it's with za homies

fax ong frfr

meters

that's gonna hurt

Kristian‽

meters?

nuh uh, micro meters

but it's ok

Flappy.

FOR YOU EMILY

FOR ME TO LAUGH AT

Kristian‽

EW TOO SMALL

bro a 1.5 micro meter penis is not small bruv

I WANT MILES OF COCK NOT NORMAL METERS

Kristian‽

EW TOO SMALL

WBU FOR ME

Kristian‽

I WANT MILES OF COCK NOT NORMAL METERS

I WANT KILOMETERS OF IT

I NEED THAT

Kristian‽

realisticly im packing 6.5 inches

1.5 micro meters is bigger

urfavvirgo

FOR ME TO LAUGH AT

MHM

YES I AM

feet be my dilf

Kristian‽

YOUR 14

youre

αmy

feet be my dilf

🤤🤤🤤

the grammar correcting is wild

Anonymous

the grammar correcting is wild

The*

DaRey1Cray

leo is it true ur opal?

No

MY FYP HASNT BEEN THE SAME SINCE I LEFT THAT NASTY COMMENT ON THAT ONE TIKTOK

Anonymous

wy would i be opal

because opal is opal

DaRey1Cray

leo is it true ur opal?

SHE SAID SHE WAS FRIENDS WITH YOMAMA34 AKA AG

Kristian‽

SHE SAID SHE WAS FRIENDS WITH YOMAMA34 AKA AG

ya so?

i tink opal wants to haev sex with ag

Anonymous

idk if opal likes ag

Shetter not

urfavvirgo

MY FYP HASNT BEEN THE SAME SINCE I LEFT THAT NASTY COMMENT ON THAT ONE TIKTOK

WHAT DID YOU WRITE

DaRey1Cray

i tink opal wants to haev sex with ag

Adrian Gorges*

urfavvirgo

MY FYP HASNT BEEN THE SAME SINCE I LEFT THAT NASTY COMMENT ON THAT ONE TIKTOK

YOU HAVE TO TRICK THE SYSTEM

αmy

WHAT DID YOU WRITE

“get out of ur moms basement”

Kristian‽

Adrian Gorges*

HIS NAME IS ADRIAN

urfavvirgo

“get out of ur moms basement”

AHAHAHHA

He was only friends with Leo because she's Korean.

Kristian‽

Adrian Gorges*

his name stands for "annoying gumball"

Flappy.

YOU HAVE TO TRICK THE SYSTEM

SEE I WOULD BLOCK ALL OF THE VIDEOS TOO EXCEPT THEYRE ACTUALLY FUNNY

ouch my stomach hurts

DaRey1Cray

his name stands for "annoying gumball"

fr

urfavvirgo

SEE I WOULD BLOCK ALL OF THE VIDEOS TOO EXCEPT THEYRE ACTUALLY FUNNY

SO YOU DO LIKE THEM.

Kristian‽

fr

i meant "annoying gay"

Kristian‽

nuh uh

fym nuh uh

αmy

fym nuh uh

YO IM ON MY PERIOD TOO

Kristian‽

YO IM ON MY PERIOD TOO

BET

guys a snak went up my pp hole and now i piss blood!

scholar i thougt u were boy lmao

Flappy.

SO YOU DO LIKE THEM.

NOT IN THAT WAY 💀

Anonymous

scholar i thougt u were boy lmao

yesn't

SOME GIRLS LET MY SIS'S BOYFIREND INTO THEIR GOSSIP GROUP BECAUSE HE'S "BASICALLY A GIRL"

EMIlLY

YOU LIKE

COSPLAYERS

urfavvirgo

IM NOT A FREAK

SHE SAYS, SENDING THEM TO HER FRIENDS

PFFFTTTT

Flappy.

SHE SAYS, SENDING THEM TO HER FRIENDS

rayla left me on seen.

urfavvirgo

rayla left me on seen.

WHOS RAYLA

αmy

WHOS RAYLA

one of my friends

urfavvirgo

AGREED

MF YOU CANT BE AGREEING

αmy

WHOS RAYLA

shes cheating on you

WHATCHU WEARING

imagine having to go to school tommorow

Kristian‽

shes cheating on you

neghawatt

PINK AEROPOSTLE SWEATSHIRTS AND LEGGINS AND HOT PINK CROCS AND FUZZY SOCKS

THAT'S SO CUTEE

Flappy.

ANDREI.

he’s such a cutie

SEND PICS OF IT LATER

αmy

SEND PICS OF IT LATER

OKAYYY

Anonymous

what is dat

the walking dead

urfavvirgo

he’s such a cutie

the name

andrei is a decent name

ARE THERE HOT PEOPLE

Flappy.

the name

BUT IDC BC IT COULD BE SO MUCH WORSE

αmy

andrei is a decent name

nop

HOT PEOPLE

ARE THEY

Flappy.

nop

what was the name of ur ex then?

Flappy.

nop

yop

this guys in my english class got the name billy for his english name

👨‍👨‍👧 this emoji cursed

i shall touch billy's wily

Kristian‽

amy?

yes

urfavvirgo

what was the name of ur ex then?

OH NO SHH

billy let me touch his willy

WHT DO YOU GUYS THINK OF THE NAME EVAN

EVAN MAKES ME THINK OF

PEOPLE THAT LOOK LIKE THIS

αmy
Image

isnt that jeffery dahmer?

ALL EVANS LOOK LIKE HIM

WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I LIKED A GUY NAMED EVAN

I FOUND OUT HIS NAME WAS EVAN

αmy

ALL EVANS LOOK LIKE HIM

amy come kidnap me im lonely

WHEN I WAS IN LIKE KINDERGARTEN I REMEMBER AN EVAN ERASED MY DRAWING ON THE WHITEBOARD.

BUT THEN WHEN MY DAD WAS PICKING MY UP

Flappy.

WHEN I WAS IN LIKE KINDERGARTEN I REMEMBER AN EVAN ERASED MY DRAWING ON THE WHITEBOARD.

did u kick him in za balls?

I ERASED HIS DRAWING TOO

Kristian‽

jared padelecki jensen ackles

gyatt damn they're hot

Kristian‽

amy come kidnap me im lonely

bet

isaac dumped pencil shavings on me today

EVAN IS A LITTLE BITCH

my basement is empty for you

Flappy.

FUCK EVAN

woa there u want to fuck evan?

just like my pus

Kristian‽

isaac dumped pencil shavings on me today

kinky

αmy

gyatt damn they're hot

LOOK UP CHRISTIAN SERRATOS AND LAUREN COHAN

αmy

my basement is empty for you

can i put mine in ur mouth?

so me an scholar will have threesom

yes oyu can

i;m going to keep you all in my basemnt

scholar lucky he get two holes

Kristian‽

AMY LOOK IT UP

i did they're hot too but the men are hotter

Flappy.

emily what

emily??

did i ever tell yall the story of when the gay girl fell for me and i had to legit run away from her?

WHAT'S THE VIDEO ABOUT

Anonymous

did i ever tell yall the story of when the gay girl fell for me and i had to legit run away from her?

yes

so don't tell it again

αmy

WHAT'S THE VIDEO ABOUT

guess.

I DON'T WANT TO

Anonymous

i did?

for sure

Anonymous

did i ever tell yall the story of when the gay girl fell for me and i had to legit run away from her?

opal said dat one time

i dont know how to describe it but jake is like the head honcho around here

EMILY DO YOU WANNA EXPLAIN TO AMY WHAT THAT VIDEO WAS ABOUT??

Kristian‽

i dont know how to describe it but jake is like the head honcho around here

jake is liek big dady

Kristian‽

i dont know how to describe it but jake is like the head honcho around here

he;s the cool older brother

wade is the annoying hut still cool older brother

DaRey1Cray
Image

Bro make the eli meme

madi is the older sister

Blach66.1

Bro make the eli meme

wat u mean eli

who dat and what do i make meme bout him

DaRey1Cray

who am I?

the weird kid who's genuinely awesome

DaRey1Cray

wat u mean eli

U weren't hear

αmy

the weird kid who's genuinely awesome

yey

i tink i za only true irish person here

emily is like the sister that gives you the best advice

Blach66.1

AMY

YES

Kristian‽

who am i?

the one guy who's really chill

and is fun tot alk talk

is fun to tqlk to

Anonymous

who am i

bing chilling 🍦🍦🍦

flappy's like that sister who everybody likes and you can always talk to

Blach66.1

Who am i

that one horny kid with that awesome sense of humour

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Hey do any yall know if Chxl is still on?

Blach66.1

Explain who eli is

aw man i though you wanted me for something else

Anonymous

Hey do any yall know if Chxl is still on?

on her period?

Anonymous

Hey do any yall know if Chxl is still on?

Ye she was on earlier

αmy

the one guy who's really chill

you just made my day

DaRey1Cray

on her period?

Always is man

Anonymous

who is seth

Don't ask questions

KRIS YOU'RE AN AWESOME DUDE THO

αmy

KRIS YOU'RE AN AWESOME DUDE THO

YO THANKS

Anonymous

Don't ask questions

Ye you don't wanna know

Blach66.1

Ye she was on earlier

Oh ok. Welp

THATS THE NICEST THING ANYONES SAID TO ME SINCE SALLY TOLD ME I WANT EVEN THAT BAD LOOKING LAST YEAR

YOU'RE NOT BAD LOOKING BRO

Anonymous

Oh ok. Welp

Is everything good?

Kristian‽

THATS THE NICEST THING ANYONES SAID TO ME SINCE SALLY TOLD ME I WANT EVEN THAT BAD LOOKING LAST YEAR

bruver u need new haircut

Blach66.1

Ye you don't wanna know

But if you really do...go to Mars, u will fond me there

YOU'RE HOT IF YOU GET A BETTER HAIRCUT

αmy

YOU'RE NOT BAD LOOKING BRO

Ok who said thag?

u need to get a tic tac fringe

DaRey1Cray

bruver u need new haircut

my hair looks bad when its cut

Blach66.1

Ok who said thag?

what

i havent cut my hair in like two years

Kristian‽

my hair looks bad when its cut

get a tic tac fringe

αmy

YOU'RE HOT IF YOU GET A BETTER HAIRCUT

I have bad bo and my hair always looks greasey

Wait, blach, does chxl still talk to you?

Blach66.1

I have bad bo and my hair always looks greasey

I WAS TALKING TO KRIS BUT YOU'RE NOT BAD EITHER

GET A TIKTOK HARICUT

Kristian‽

i cant pull that off

tik tok fringe mullet?

bro i look ugly and tik tok fringe save my life

αmy

I WAS TALKING TO KRIS BUT YOU'RE NOT BAD EITHER

i used to have bad bo but i started sing marble cologne deoderant from bed bath and beyon

everyone in my school has like a shaggy cut

αmy
Image

bro who let lil ching chong go to barber

he need to go back to sweatshop

it weras off fast but afteer that you dont smell like nything but heat and a lil salt

dw he made the blanket thing

Anonymous

Wait, blach, does chxl still talk to you?

Earlier was the first time if spoken to her.kn forever I'm not lying, she said she wasn't banned from dis by her parents I think and she's also grounded so she's not on here as much

Kristian‽

it weras off fast but afteer that you dont smell like nything but heat and a lil salt

BRUV GET THE FINGE

FRINGE

YEAH BUT A LITTLE LESS LNG

IT'D LOOK GREAT ON YOUR KRIS

i feel like people woud make fun of me

Kristian‽

i feel like people woud make fun of me

get contacts too

OR ASK YOUR BARBER FOR RECCOMENDATIONS

Anonymous

kris looks weird irl

sometimes

glasses make ur face look t i n y

Anonymous

kris looks weird irl

bruv shut up

and the zoomed in nostrils

αmy

OR ASK YOUR BARBER FOR RECCOMENDATIONS

KRISKRISKRIS

ME TOO

i was told i look ugly without glasses

ill ask isaac what he thinks about tic tac fringe

Kristian‽

i was told i look ugly without glasses

may b it because people used to u wearing dem

bruv get wit za times you still have a 2009 emo cut in 2024

Bro how to tell if sm is and emo in 2024 is if they due there hair

The Unknown King of Moderation

HIIIII

fuckin stalker

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The Unknown King of Moderation

I literally just got on

Sure.

The Unknown King of Moderation

I literally just got on

prety weird coincidence dat u and madi get on at same time but ok

DaRey1Cray

prety weird coincidence dat u and madi get on at same time but ok

LMAo

jake your like the head honcho around here

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Kristian‽

ELI TEXTED ME BACK

YOOO

jake definetly was eavesdropping

The Unknown King of Moderation

I literally just got on

hi jake

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FartRipper3000

Are u black

Yes r u lizzy_angel?

FartRipper3000

Are u black

Nope

The Unknown King of Moderation

I messaged you back on uwu

yeah i just noticed lol sorry

HI JAKE

FartRipper3000

Nah

I thought you said r u back?

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i tink santa left his black elf in their

DaRey1Cray

pretty fun

how much does he work?

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i want antique farming equipment too :(

Kristian‽

how much does he work?

24/7

DaRey1Cray

24/7

how much do you pay him?

za only thing he drinks is poopy water because dat's what he's used to drinking in africa

Kristian‽

how much do you pay him?

zero

man i luv abraham licnocncn for making slaves free

DaRey1Cray

zero

youre slacking thats way too much

DaRey1Cray

za only thing he drinks is poopy water because dat's what he's used to drinking in africa

I don’t pay mine either

Kristian‽

youre slacking thats way too much

i pay dem water

DaRey1Cray

i pay dem water

you should pay him -20

Kristian‽

you should pay him -20

ngl i should

most of the money he has is probs stolen

Blach66.1
Image

That was nice

DONO)UT

DNYIOT

FartRipper3000

What are yall texting each other on

pornhub

FartRipper3000

What are yall texting each other on

uwu

amy go to sleep wtf

This Is the first one I sent him

they were texting on a video on pornhub named "uwu"

FartRipper3000

Respect

ill give u the link

https://carny-s-uwu-crew.mn.co/feed

Anonymous

That was nice

Have u spoken to Charlie over the holidays?

Flappy.

amy go to sleep wtf

i'm not sleeping for 2 more days

it;s part of an expierimeny

αmy

i'm not sleeping for 2 more days

Sigma

Blach66.1

Have u spoken to Charlie over the holidays?

Kind of? Really more in person since I have been more busy

Her birthday is coming up tho....

Anonymous

Kind of? Really more in person since I have been more busy

Ohh ok

Anonymous

Her birthday is coming up tho....

Right ye

Kristian‽

his voice is hot

who

I've never heard his voice

jake has a slight western accent may b kidna

The only person voice I've ever heard is Charlies

Kristian‽

FUCK PROPER GRAMMAR

Tr me niggar

guys did u liek the moans i was making in the call?

Blach66.1

Ohh ok

And apparently I have rules that say I'm not allowed to talk to her, but I do anyways because the person who set them is not in our advisory

i have the smexiest of moans in the call

Anonymous

And apparently I have rules that say I'm not allowed to talk to her, but I do anyways because the person who set them is not in our advisory

Who made them? And what's an advisory?

Kristian‽

AND KIM IS A KNOWN SLUT

kim jong un?

Kristian‽

AND KIM IS A KNOWN SLUT

Who's Kim?

SO WHATS HAILEY GONNA BE WHEN SHE GROWS UP

Blach66.1

Who made them? And what's an advisory?

Her ex...which is my ** an advisory is like a class that is not a class

Blach66.1

Who's Kim?

marshall mathe's ex wife

Anonymous

Her ex...which is my ** an advisory is like a class that is not a class

Ohh

The Unknown King of Moderation

Isn’t she like 20 something bro

that song came out like 20 years ago

Blach66.1

Ohh

She says she ain't hurt anymore bout him. But ik like he'll she is lying to me

DaRey1Cray

dady toast

OH MY GOD IM CUMMING

DaRey1Cray

dady toast

IS THAT TOAST?

Kristian‽

OH MY GOD IM CUMMING

AUGHHHHHHHHHH IT’S CUMMING OUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT IT’S CUMMING OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHUAAAAAAA IT’S CUMMING OUTTT IT’S CUMMING OUT AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHH IT’S CUMMING OUTTTTTT AUHHH-HUHHH-HUHHHH-HHHHUAUAAAAA

Blach66.1

IS THAT TOAST?

yuppers

Blach66.1

IS THAT TOAST?

CARTER HUTCHERSON

Anonymous

She says she ain't hurt anymore bout him. But ik like he'll she is lying to me

Ik she alwash she's doesn't wanna vent because it'll put her problems on sm else shoulders

my school looks liek a block of cheese

yeah it was abuilt a couple years ago

Kristian‽

CARTER HUTCHERSON

Uk him irl?

Blach66.1

Uk him irl?

hes my friend irl

but who dafuq lives in indiana

DaRey1Cray

my school looks liek a block of cheese

lucky

Kristian‽

TRI NORTH MIDDLE SCHOOL BABY

he's in middle?

DaRey1Cray

but who dafuq lives in indiana

mike wheller

wait toast's in middle

αmy

he's in middle?

WHYD YOU THINK I CALLED YOU A PEDO?

Blach66.1

Ik she alwash she's doesn't wanna vent because it'll put her problems on sm else shoulders

Yea...I think she knows that ik, but won't say anything because she knows imma say smth back. Then we will end up in an argument

that bitch

he was 14

Kristian‽

8TH GRADE IS 13 AND 14

tru

𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟

14 YEARS OF MISTAKES

relatable

Anonymous

Yea...I think she knows that ik, but won't say anything because she knows imma say smth back. Then we will end up in an argument

Fair next time I see her I'll try get her to talk,

Kristian‽

brb i have to eat

eat me

Kristian‽

brb i have to eat

eat amy's coochie?

i'm spicy

and beany

that;s crazy

you should add spicy

Blach66.1

Fair next time I see her I'll try get her to talk,

Kk thx

Kristian‽

cya ill be back in like 20 mins

i gotta take a shower

so me too

Kristian‽

cya ill be back in like 20 mins

vagina!

(vagina my way of saying goodbye)

welp hopefully i spam till 1000

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i never got 1000th message before

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