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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

spookSymphony

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

a wouldchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuld could chuck wood

spookSymphony

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

that is what my dad syas

that the woodchuck CAN chuck wood, so the woodchuck can chuck as much wood as he can, how would i know how much a woodchuck can chuck?

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

and i say

I prefer this answer over anything else I've heard lmao

if you could completely get rid of one food, what food would you get rid of

If there was one person in the whole world you could date who would it be

mal

if you could completely get rid of one food, what food would you get rid of

mushrooms lol hbu

Anonymous

If there was one person in the whole world you could date who would it be

My crush, either A or S

i love mushrooms

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

mushrooms lol hbu

id get rid of asparagus

i love how crunchy they are i just find hem flavourless

they make me gag

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

which answer lol

oh wrong quote, the one you said

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

My crush, either A or S

anus or steven

anna or sven

asshley or she-ra

adrian and scott

adderall and scandonest

adam

boom

genius right here

i went to church camp last weekend and my friends brother was braiding my hair (or trying to) and this kid ive never talked to in my life joined in lmao

lmao

mal

i went to church camp last weekend and my friends brother was braiding my hair (or trying to) and this kid ive never talked to in my life joined in lmao

and he ripped out sm hair it hurt rlly bad

but

they were both 15 so its ok

mal

they were both 15 so its ok

A pedophile somewhere has probably said that exact phrase

spookSymphony

A pedophile somewhere has probably said that exact phrase

LMAO

or some police officer that refuses to think that someone has being sexually harrassed

why is there such a trend of putting babies up for sale on ebay on pinterest

spookSymphony

why is there such a trend of putting babies up for sale on ebay on pinterest

hey do you have any dontavious in stock

Woah I thought you couldn't buy these anymore

LMFAO

COLLECTION IS CRAZY

omg jakers its like how i need to complete my cat collection

but theyre too expensive but you found some cheap ones i see

link me up with the sellers and then ill show you my complete collection of unique named babies

lmfaoo

i need a white cat, an orange cat, and a black cat to complete my cat collection

cus i have a tabby cat and a tuxedo cat

and a hairless cat and a siamese cat and american shorthair

if you want to help me deal with 7 cats then sure

then i wont have that big of a collection

i have lasagna, julius, dick, chungus, glutimus maximus, triple chin, stubby, penny, dollar, 4, tree, bull, dinosaur, guitar anddddd coathanger

spookSymphony

ykw else isn't big

rb

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

i have lasagna, julius, dick, chungus, glutimus maximus, triple chin, stubby, penny, dollar, 4, tree, bull, dinosaur, guitar anddddd coathanger

oh my gosh 😭

mal

rb

rapboat unironically has massive dick energy

spookSymphony

kidding he has average dick energy

i bet his sinks cus hes built different

mal

i bet his sinks cus hes built different

that would mean he has a hella dense dick

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

idk why you can tell and how you can tell

Male intuition

spookSymphony

that would mean he has a hella dense dick

small and dense

ew

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

how would you know what his dick looks like

Male intuition

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

how would you know what his dick looks like

cus jake’s gay

duh

I have a deep connection with male genitals

hey.

don’t be gay.

sure does

spookSymphony

im NOT

yes you are

lmao

spookSymphony

WRONG

not wrong

prove it.

dont call dominant mal wrong, shell come tickle ur toes

https://www.viz.com/shonenjump/chapters/sakamoto-days

Maxoutballs

https://www.viz.com/shonenjump/chapters/sakamoto-days

STOP

spookSymphony

how.

figure it out gayzo.

Maxoutballs

https://www.viz.com/shonenjump/chapters/sakamoto-days

stop spamming that

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

help it hurts to swallow

twss

La reina payaso

mal is a mod?

yes

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

dont call dominant mal wrong, shell come tickle ur toes

^^^

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

my throat hurts lol

gargle salt water, then gargle normal water

spookSymphony

twss

what does that meannn everyone says that but idk what it meansss

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

^^^

ew no i don’t like toes

mal

ew no i don’t like toes

LOL what about armpirs

yes jake

if you tell me im wrong ill tickle your knees

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

what does that meannn everyone says that but idk what it meansss

that's what she said

mal

if you tell me im wrong ill tickle your knees

I've literally trained my knees to not be ticklish

La reina payaso

gargle salt water, then gargle normal water

elsaaaaaaaaaaa

spookSymphony

I've literally trained my knees to not be ticklish

ill still tickle them

idk if you guys know this but knees are very susceptible to ticklishness if touched correctly

yes i do know

its the only spot on my dad thats ticklish

jake ill tickle your elbows

spookSymphony

I've literally trained my knees to not be ticklish

thats one of the weirdest things ive ever heard acctually no ive heard much worse

spookSymphony

I'm hella ticklish

me too

i HATE being tickled tho

mal

i HATE being tickled tho

SAMMEEEE i love tickling other people but i get so pissed when they do it back

mal

i HATE being tickled tho

i don't mind it except every time it happens it's fucking incessant and people doing it so rough it just hurts

lmao

i hate it with everything in me

I always tickly my family on the back of their neck so they look up lmao

tickly

teehee

and then i'll flick them in the throat or something cause we always do that lmao

theres this one girl at skl and she grabs my hip a funny way that tickles ut its looks gay the way she does it

spookSymphony

and then i'll flick them in the throat or something cause we always do that lmao

i always grab my moms chin to make her look at me and then pretend to kiss her

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

theres this one girl at skl and she grabs my hip a funny way that tickles ut its looks gay the way she does it

lmfao I know what you mean

spookSymphony

I always tickly my family on the back of their neck so they look up lmao

i physically grab my brothers neck - lightly- and he makes a funny noise but hes used to it now i do it all the time lol

spookSymphony

lmfao I know what you mean

i hate it so muchhhh and then if i try do it back she dont react

I can always get someone to react no matter how not ticklish they say they are

i hate being tickled sm

like it makes me genuinely mad

it hurts to talk, like my whole house is suffering rn

spookSymphony

I'll be sure not to do that.

good.

drink a mint majesty tea with two honeys el

what's the costa equivalent of a lemon tea

La reina payaso

can ya;; ya;; do me a favor

sorry that wasnt to you i didnt mean no to u

spookSymphony

what's the costa equivalent of a lemon tea

we have starbucks-

ew starbucks

is costa just a scottish thing I thought it was in the whole UK

i meet my friend there every morning to walk to skl

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

i meet my friend there every morning to walk to skl

they have that tea I mentioned at starbucks

spookSymphony

is costa just a scottish thing I thought it was in the whole UK

no no its british, theres a starbucks and a costa everywhere and a pret manger

costa coffee?

spookSymphony

they have that tea I mentioned at starbucks

not at british starbucks and also its so overpriced, i got a whole meal at mcdonalds for the same price as a drink there

they got that in poland

too

jake thats where i got the matcha ive been craving

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

not at british starbucks and also its so overpriced, i got a whole meal at mcdonalds for the same price as a drink there

SERIOUSLY

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

THERES ONE NEAR ME

OMG REALLY?

spookSymphony

IT'S NOT IN THE US

WHATTT THE ONE CLOSEST TO ME IS 5 MINS AWA

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

DO YALL HAVE WAGAMAMAS IN UK?

US*

okokok

love youu

no i haven’t

oh noooo

poor girl

my moms friends daughter died from cancer a few years ago it was heartbreaking

she was like 9 i think

she was a member of the glowhouse and they havent even posted anything

mal

she was like 9 i think

awhh im sorry for ur loss

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

she was a member of the glowhouse and they havent even posted anything

ohh damn

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

awhh im sorry for ur loss

i didn’t rlly know her id only met her once but she seemed like the sweetest girl ever

like she was so happy and full of life even tho she knew she was dying

its so sad when people know that they dont have long left

her biggest goal was to live her life as happily as she could since she knew she wouldn’t be able to grow up

Elsaaaaaaaaaaa

its so sad when people know that they dont have long left

it’s awful

like i can’t even imagine being that little and knowing i likely would die within a year

yea fr

oooo

my name means son of matthew πŸ™„

yup

my whole name means: gods promise, gods promise (my first name is like a root of my first middle name which is elizabeth so elsa elizabeth and then another middle name), lord and son of andrew

oooo

its a lot to do with god lol but most names are

truee

😭

yeah

whaaaaaat

what breed?

awwwww

guys i fucking love watching ppl sing

like holy shit

some ppl are SO talented its unfair

i envy anyone whos like rlly good at singing

i started lessons tho so hopefully ill get better 🀞

tytyty

wyd

oo nice

mal

i started lessons tho so hopefully ill get better 🀞

GIRL YR VOICE IS ANGELIC FYM

La reina payaso

GIRL YR VOICE IS ANGELIC FYM

its kinda js average

La reina payaso

my hair smells so good

yesssssss

hhhu

La reina payaso

its amazing

tyty

im tryna learn a song and keep tripping on the words

mal

im tryna learn a song and keep tripping on the words

i do tht shit too bro

its cus its kinda fast at some parts lmao

i got 2 mins in and then fucked it up smh

uhh whats the favor

tmrw if im on, just tell m to like get off and do my school world

ok lmao

ooo okok

mal

i got 2 mins in and then fucked it up smh

I DID IT

WOOP WOOP

tyyy

mal

im tryna learn a song and keep tripping on the words

what song?

beggin

its so good

true true

ohhh yup yup

do yk the song another love

i fucking love singing it

one of the songs i sound decent with

i like emotional songs cus i tend to sound hella emotional when i sing

i struggle sm w singing in front of ppl

i get so nervous that im gonna sound bad

yeah

they areeeee

i like singing lewis capaldi too

and maneskin

mal

i get so nervous that im gonna sound bad

yeaa or i just cant sing like when im alone

mal

and maneskin

ohoh and hozier

cuteeeee

La reina payaso

my hair rn

girll why u soo prettyy😭😭

frrr

my hair dried weirdly lmao

same

sometimes it looks wonderful sometimes it looks awful

Bubblegumγ…€

girll why u soo prettyy😭😭

tyty but im not

ive got curls and i dont really like styling them, like in a bun looks so good but usually i straighten it

mal

sometimes it looks wonderful sometimes it looks awful

frr

La reina payaso

tyty but im not

yes you areee

Bubblegumγ…€

ive got curls and i dont really like styling them, like in a bun looks so good but usually i straighten it

my hairs wavy

omg wait i also rlly love singing the song piano man

La reina payaso

my hair is hair

your hairs gorgeous

btw tyy mal i completely forgot lewis now u remembered mee

mal

omg wait i also rlly love singing the song piano man

wait

Bubblegumγ…€

btw tyy mal i completely forgot lewis now u remembered mee

lmao yww

mal

omg wait i also rlly love singing the song piano man

omg hey there delilah too

viva la vida

love singing that one

disenchanted by mcr

omg somebody told me

in the end

with what

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i didnt see

oop

who

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oop

no i havent

uh

sure

nice

Salutations people

hi

ooo nice

im singing random disney songs

Im listening to XXX

lmao

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um

Bro I swear to got I will fly to Michigan just to beat your ass

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girl

guys i think im destined to be ariel

like

lemme be part of your world

i totally js sang the song and ate it up (i didnt)

like i sounded so good (i didnt)

im destined to be her (no im not)

i sing elsa better

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ahem

no addresses

mal

like i sounded so good (i didnt)

(i sounded better than i thought actually)

I can’t sing to save my life

I can rap tho

may yes you can sing

guys i lied i think i am destined to be ariel

i cant sing vampire either

oop lmao

Yuh

sure lmao

guys part of your world is so fun

holy shit

im gonna be singing it for the next week

i bet you look great

omgomgomg may

i js did the best vibrato i ever did

lmao okok

Huh?

Heyo

No I don’t

You say that like you didnt role play with me before

La reina payaso

i bet you did i love your voice

omgomg wanna hear it i can record the recording

mal

omgomg wanna hear it i can record the recording

YESs

I got proof gang

i sound not great cus i havent warmed up but the vibrato was vibratoing

La reina payaso

YESs

https://voca.ro/1UwD83flwlWh

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lmao

i fucking love ariel

shes my second favorite princess

tyyyy

sure

i used to always sing skyscraper

thats a good one

Huh?

π•³π–”π–‘π–ž π–…π–†π–“π–Š

yes

hii

Bro what did I even say?

Oh

La reina payaso

heart attack

singing it now forgot how fun it is

hiiiii

mal

singing it now forgot how fun it is

im trying to get a good voice record

La reina payaso

im trying to get a good voice record

i sound slightly wacky cus i havent sang this song since like

2021 or sum

when i had covid and went insane

mal

i sound slightly wacky cus i havent sang this song since like

me to

guys imma find ursula and have her turn me into ariel

ill make her

I think she just steals voices and give people feet

i wanna swim in the water and sing part of your world

Have you ever watched the sequel to the little mermaid

let a girl dream jake

smh

spookSymphony

Have you ever watched the sequel to the little mermaid

i did when i was rlly small but i dont remember it

ive heard shes a horrendous brat

literally stop im gonna be singing this all week now

what have i done

mal

literally stop im gonna be singing this all week now

maybe by the end of the week ill sound like ariel

that would be so cool

mal

maybe by the end of the week ill sound like ariel

you sound better

false

spookSymphony

Mal listen to Embers and Envelopes by mae

ooooo okokok

La reina payaso

you sound better

ariel is what i aspire to be

im gonna make 50 million recordings of me singing part of your world

and maybe one will sound like ariel

time for my next hyperfixation!

damn yall left me high and dry

mal

im gonna make 50 million recordings of me singing part of your world

I LOVE that son

i js discovered i sing it better than i thought i would

i sang like the best vibrato ive ever done before

a few mins ago

im so cool

(it rlly wasnt that good im js tryna hype myself up)

tyyy

spookSymphony

do you guys think I have enough tabs

no

spookSymphony

do you guys think I have enough tabs

you need a few more

FLIPPING YOUR FINS YOU DONT GET TOO FAR

LEGS ARE REQUIRED FOR JUMPING DANCING

ok so no ones gonna join me

thats real cute.

I thought you were doing it by yourself 😭

STROLLING ALONG DOWN A

WHATS THE WORD AGAIN

OH

STREET

UP WHERE THEY WALK

UP WHERE THEY RUN

UP WHERE THEY STAY ALL DAY IN THE SUNNNNNN

WANDERING FREE

WISH I COULD BE

PART OF THAT WORLDDDDDDDDD

WHAT WOULD I GIVE

IF I COULD LIVE OUT OF THESE WATERSSSSS

WHAT WOULD I PAY

TO SPEND A DAY WARM ON THE SANDDDDD

BETCHA ON LAND

THEY UNDERSTAND

THAT THEY DONT REPRIMAND THEIR DAUGHTERS

BRIGHT YOUNG WOMEN

SICK OF SWIMMING

READY TO STAAAAAND

AND READY TO KNOW WHAT THE PEOPLE KNOW

ASK THEM MY QUESTIONS AND GET SOME ANSWERS

WHAT IS A FIRE AND WHY DOES IT

WHATS THE WORD

BURRRRRNNNNNNNN

WHENS IT MY TURN

WOULDNT I LOVE

LOVE TO EXPLORE THE SHORE UP ABOVEEEEEEEEEE

OUT OF THE SEA

WISH I COULD BEEEE

PART OF THAT

WOOOOORRRRLLLLLDDDDDDD

ok period

nooooo mbmb

jake

you’re not ready

for me to randomly break into song

i very fucking day

10 million times a day

yes i am

may you heard my epic ariel you’re a step ahead

spookSymphony

You're not ready for ME to do that

i will join you

You're not ready for me to suddenly break out and do the entire napoleon dynamite dance accompanied by Jamiroquai's "Canned Heat"

La reina payaso

im so amazing

frrrrr

spookSymphony

You're not ready for me to suddenly break out and do the entire napoleon dynamite dance accompanied by Jamiroquai's "Canned Heat"

i will fucking cheer you on with my whole soul

You're not ready for me to play the silliest little riffs on my guitar

yes o am

*i

yes i am

you’re not ready for me to randomly wake up at 1 am and start busting out on my keyboard

okok i gtg to singing lessons

i love you giys

spookSymphony

Why are you busting on your keyboard

yk what i mean

spookSymphony

I love you!!! <3

i love you more <3

i’m

not

gooner

La reina payaso

i love you <3

<33333

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Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

i just had a dare to steal a bag of chips from a teacher, and i completed it

so you completed the dare?

jake

i’m getting gas rn n i gotta tell you

we are gonna duet i see the light from tangles

js so yk

it’s not optional

spookSymphony

I WILL DO THAT

oh my fucking gosh i love you so much muahaha

spookSymphony

I LOVE YOU MORE

NO

β€œHe’s been back here for hours,” the bartender says quietly. β€œKept staring at those pictures of you… mumbling stuff like, β€˜I’m not good enough for her.’”

stop doing rp in random chats.

i’m getting tired of asking

no one needs the random ass descriptions and intimate scenes.

Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

β€œHe’s been back here for hours,” the bartender says quietly. β€œKept staring at those pictures of you… mumbling stuff like, β€˜I’m not good enough for her.’”

NOBODY. FUCKING. CARES.

period😭

frfr

jake clocked his tea

🀏🀏🀏🀏

don't mention tea, uk might come here πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

lmaoo not the brits

what bro

bro what