Ask Me Anything

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

a wouldchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuld could chuck wood

THE QUESTION FOR EL NOT YOU

that is what my dad syas

and i say

that the woodchuck CAN chuck wood, so the woodchuck can chuck as much wood as he can, how would i know how much a woodchuck can chuck?

I prefer this answer over anything else I've heard lmao

which answer lol

if you could completely get rid of one food, what food would you get rid of

If there was one person in the whole world you could date who would it be

mushrooms lol hbu

My crush, either A or S

i love mushrooms

oop lol

id get rid of asparagus

ohhh

i love how crunchy they are i just find hem flavourless

they make me gag

oh wrong quote, the one you said

anus or steven

anna or sven

ass or shit

erm actully

asshley or she-ra

its ad__ and sc___

adrian and scott

scott is right

adrian isnt lol

its a rlly simple name

adderall and scandonest

adam

LOL

yupp

boom

genius right here

lol fr

i went to church camp last weekend and my friends brother was braiding my hair (or trying to) and this kid ive never talked to in my life joined in lmao

^^^

lmao

and he ripped out sm hair it hurt rlly bad

but

they were both 15 so its ok

oh lol

A pedophile somewhere has probably said that exact phrase

LOL

LMAO

or some police officer that refuses to think that someone has being sexually harrassed

why is there such a trend of putting babies up for sale on ebay on pinterest

ridiculous these days

hey do you have any dontavious in stock

Woah I thought you couldn't buy these anymore

LMFAO

woah

i need one of them for my collection!

COLLECTION IS CRAZY

i only need craig and dontavious

omg jakers its like how i need to complete my cat collection

but theyre too expensive but you found some cheap ones i see

link me up with the sellers and then ill show you my complete collection of unique named babies

lmfaoo

i need a white cat, an orange cat, and a black cat to complete my cat collection

cus i have a tabby cat and a tuxedo cat

and a hairless cat and a siamese cat and american shorthair

if you want to help me deal with 7 cats then sure

No thanks

then i wont have that big of a collection

ykw else isn't big

i have lasagna, julius, dick, chungus, glutimus maximus, triple chin, stubby, penny, dollar, 4, tree, bull, dinosaur, guitar anddddd coathanger

rb

oh my gosh 😭

hehe

rapboat unironically has massive dick energy

wa

meow

lovely!

kidding he has average dick energy

i have bde

idk why you can tell and how you can tell

buttt oki

i bet his sinks cus hes built different

oop

that would mean he has a hella dense dick

Male intuition

lovely

Yep

what dose dnse mean

small and dense

dense

could be a good thing

ew

probably a grower, not a shower

how would you know what his dick looks like

Male intuition

thats awfully sus

cus jake’s gay

duh

I have a deep connection with male genitals

cough cough cough gay cough cough

hey.

don’t be gay.

hey

that rhymes

im NOT

sure does

yes you are

lmao

WRONG

not wrong

YES WRONG

prove it.

how.

dont call dominant mal wrong, shell come tickle ur toes

https://www.viz.com/shonenjump/chapters/sakamoto-days

STOP

MAL BAN HIM

figure it out gayzo.

HE KEEPS SPAMMING THIS SHIT

help it hurts to swallow

mal is a mod?

i cant eat

stop spamming that

my throat hurts lol

twss

yes

^^^

gargle salt water, then gargle normal water

what does that meannn everyone says that but idk what it meansss

aaaaaa

ew no i don’t like toes

LOL what about armpirs

armpits*

knees?

ew

yes jake

fym ew

lol

if you tell me im wrong ill tickle your knees

that's what she said

oh

I've literally trained my knees to not be ticklish

elsaaaaaaaaaaa

tyty

ill still tickle them

idk if you guys know this but knees are very susceptible to ticklishness if touched correctly

that sounds hella weird

yes i do know

its the only spot on my dad thats ticklish

lmao

I'm hella ticklish

jake ill tickle your elbows

thats one of the weirdest things ive ever heard acctually no ive heard much worse

me too

my elbows aren't ticklish

i HATE being tickled tho

SAMMEEEE i love tickling other people but i get so pissed when they do it back

i don't mind it except every time it happens it's fucking incessant and people doing it so rough it just hurts

lmao

i hate it with everything in me

I always tickly my family on the back of their neck so they look up lmao

tickly

teehee

and then i'll flick them in the throat or something cause we always do that lmao

combo move

theres this one girl at skl and she grabs my hip a funny way that tickles ut its looks gay the way she does it

i rmeber

when poeple here

used to say

X for dpubt

i always grab my moms chin to make her look at me and then pretend to kiss her

lmfao I know what you mean

i physically grab my brothers neck - lightly- and he makes a funny noise but hes used to it now i do it all the time lol

i hate it so muchhhh and then if i try do it back she dont react

I'm the MASTER of tickling

I can always get someone to react no matter how not ticklish they say they are

i hate being tickled sm

like it makes me genuinely mad

I'll be sure not to do that.

it hurts to talk, like my whole house is suffering rn

ouchh

good.

drink a mint majesty tea with two honeys el

a what what what

starbucks

you guys don't have that there huh

we dont have that drink here

can ya;; ya;; do me a favor

no

what's the costa equivalent of a lemon tea

sorry that wasnt to you i didnt mean no to u

we have starbucks-

oh

LOL

ok nvm

did you really think we didnt???

ew starbucks

is costa just a scottish thing I thought it was in the whole UK

i meet my friend there every morning to walk to skl

they have that tea I mentioned at starbucks

no no its british, theres a starbucks and a costa everywhere and a pret manger

oh cool

costa coffee?

not at british starbucks and also its so overpriced, i got a whole meal at mcdonalds for the same price as a drink there

yup

they got that in poland

too

El do they have Bella Italia in the UK

YES YES YES

jake thats where i got the matcha ive been craving

SERIOUSLY

THERES ONE NEAR ME

OMG REALLY?

YUP

I LOOOOOOOOOOVE IT

IT'S NOT IN THE US

WHICH IS UNFORTUNATE

DO YALL HAVE WAGAMAMAS IN UK?

NO I DON'T THINK SO

WHATTT THE ONE CLOSEST TO ME IS 5 MINS AWA

AWAY*

DUUUUUUUUUUUDE

US*

THAT'S AWESOME

I gotta head back to my dorm brb lmao

okokok

love youu

have yall heard of zuzas way to healing

no i haven’t

ohhh

shes an american girl idk where abtas

but shes fighting stage 4 leukemia

and i rlly love her vids

and i got home from skl today

to see that

shes passed away...

but like at least shes not in pain anymore

oh noooo

poor girl

yeah

my moms friends daughter died from cancer a few years ago it was heartbreaking

she was like 9 i think

she was a member of the glowhouse and they havent even posted anything

awhh im sorry for ur loss

ohh damn

i didn’t rlly know her id only met her once but she seemed like the sweetest girl ever

like she was so happy and full of life even tho she knew she was dying

yeah

its so sad when people know that they dont have long left

her biggest goal was to live her life as happily as she could since she knew she wouldn’t be able to grow up

it’s awful

like i can’t even imagine being that little and knowing i likely would die within a year

yeah its horrible

yea fr

ykw i js realised

my name means gods promise/ god is my oath

oooo

my name means son of matthew 🙄

son?

yup

oh lol

my whole name means: gods promise, gods promise (my first name is like a root of my first middle name which is elizabeth so elsa elizabeth and then another middle name), lord and son of andrew

oooo

its a lot to do with god lol but most names are

truee

😭

oop

is it 12:00 for yall rn?

no

yeah

its 11:00

its 17:04 here rn lol

wait where u at?

UK :)

ohhhh

I got a puppy yesterday

whaaaaaat

what breed?

uh, I think a "Frenchie"

his name is dash

awwwww

guys i fucking love watching ppl sing

like holy shit

some ppl are SO talented its unfair

yeah I understand

I sometimes envy the songs post Malone sings

i envy anyone whos like rlly good at singing

i started lessons tho so hopefully ill get better 🤞

I'm sure u will if u have faith in the gifts god gives u

tytyty

of course

wyd

https://www.biblestudytools.com/bible-study/topical-studies/4-important-reminders-for-when-god-seems-silent.html

oo nice

GIRL YR VOICE IS ANGELIC FYM

my hair smells so good

its kinda js average

yesssssss

uhhh

hhhu

its amazing

borrrrrrrereeeeed

tyty

im tryna learn a song and keep tripping on the words

yeah something like that happened to me when I use to play songs on my cello

i do tht shit too bro

its cus its kinda fast at some parts lmao

ohh

i got 2 mins in and then fucked it up smh

mal can you do me afavor

uhh whats the favor

tmrw if im on, just tell m to like get off and do my school world

ok lmao

ty

like i think ima do school all day tmrw

unless rui dosent have school again

ooo okok

I DID IT

OOOH YAY

WOOP WOOP

im so proud

tyyy

what song?

beggin

ohh thats a good one

its so good

maybe try slowing down and slowly increase the pace

true true

personally im struggling with teeth

like the high notes yk

ohhh yup yup

do yk the song another love

ofc

i fucking love singing it

one of the songs i sound decent with

frr

i like emotional songs cus i tend to sound hella emotional when i sing

exactly and thats why i cant sing when im not alone

i struggle sm w singing in front of ppl

i get so nervous that im gonna sound bad

btw yk adele?

yeah

her songs are just so good to sing

they areeeee

i like singing lewis capaldi too

and maneskin

yeaa or i just cant sing like when im alone

waitt

omggg

i remember now

ohoh and hozier

nostalgia kicks in

my hair rn

cuteeeee

girll why u soo prettyy😭😭

frrr

my hair dried weirdly lmao

i love my hair but i hate my hair

same

sometimes it looks wonderful sometimes it looks awful

tyty but im not

ive got curls and i dont really like styling them, like in a bun looks so good but usually i straighten it

ofcc u aree

frr

yes you areee

my hairs wavy

my hair is hair

omg wait i also rlly love singing the song piano man

your hairs gorgeous

btw tyy mal i completely forgot lewis now u remembered mee

wait

lmao yww

omg hey there delilah too

omfg its so nostalgic

tysmm u got more??

viva la vida

love singing that one

disenchanted by mcr

omg somebody told me

in the end

help

with what

i didnt see

oop

who

oop

hve you ever met rui?

no i havent

hes been on here

wanna meet him/?

uh

sure

eli knows him lol

nice

and ethan

Salutations people

hi

im lsitenign

to olive rodrigo

ooo nice

im singing random disney songs

Im listening to XXX

im screaming the lyrics

EMO

yall

lmao

um

Bro I swear to got I will fly to Michigan just to beat your ass

hahhaa

DO IT

MY ADDI

girl

where did it go?

guys i think im destined to be ariel

you are

like

wanna play mermaids with me?

lemme be part of your world

BET

i totally js sang the song and ate it up (i didnt)

like i sounded so good (i didnt)

im destined to be her (no im not)

yes you do

i sing elsa better

rui you can get banned for that

ahem

no addresses

(i sounded better than i thought actually)

I can’t sing to save my life

I can rap tho

me neither

may yes you can sing

no

guys i lied i think i am destined to be ariel

i jsut screamed the lyrics to vampire

and it sucked

i cant sing vampire either

i jsut realised i was aciadently recoridning

...

for 13 mintues

oop lmao

yall wanna see the video i acadently made

its littearly me

screaming lyrics

Yuh

sure lmao

guys part of your world is so fun

its probably shit

holy shit