A Secret Strategy to Life

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Spend one dollar and buy a hot wheels car, sell that hot wheels car for 2 dollars, spend that 2 dollars on 2 hot wheels cars and sell each hot wheels car for 1.50$. After you sell those you should have 3 dollars, spend that 3 dollars on a singular apple (1.50$ for one apple). Eat the apple and plant the seeds and water them, you still have 1.50$ left, spend that 1.50$ on a fidget spinner and sell it for 2$ and use that 2$ and buy 2 hot wheels cars again and sell both of them at once for the price of 3$ and use that 3$ on paper and a pencil, use that pencil to draw art and sell your artwork for 2$ each. but if you cant draw, spend that 2 dollars on a gatorade, put the Gatorade bottle in attest 6 mini cups, freeze the cups and sell them on a hot day, each mini cup costs 1$ and there are 6 mini cups, at the end of the day you will have 6$, use that 6$ to buy 3 gatorades (2 dollars for each gatorade), 1 bottle of gatorade can fill 6 mini cups, 6 cups x 3 gatorade bottles = 18 mini cups of gatorade, freeze them and sell each cup for 1$, at the end of the day, you should have 18$, spend that 18$ on 2 large jugs of Hawaii punch (9 dollars each), use bigger cups now, you can fill up 6 big cups in each gallon of punch. (12 cups in all). Fill the cups up with the punch, freeze the cups, and sell each cup for 2.50$ on a hot day. 2.50$ X 12 freeze cups = 30$ in all.

Spend 27 dollars on 3 gallons of juice (Any kind of juice), Each gallon of juice can fill 6 cups. you will have 18 large cups of freeze cups in all. This time, sell each cup for 2.50$. At the end of the day, you should end up with 45$. Now go to the dollar store and buy 5 hot wheels cars that match a certain theme (1$ each hotwheels car). Sell all 5 hot wheels cars at once for 10$. Now you've reached 50$. But there's one problem, you still can't buy a PS5. Spend 9 dollars on a gallon of sparkling water, and 9 dollars on a gallon of juice and 5 dollar on a pack of mini umbrellas. in all that will cost 23$, pour 12 big cups with half juice and half sparkling water, put 3 ice cubes and a mini umbrella in each cup. You've created 12 mocktails. Now sell each of them for 5$. At the end of the day, you'll make 60$. And the amount of money you'll have in all is 87$! Now go to target and buy two 3pack white crewneck t shirts. (Each pack costs 10 dollars, so two 3packs would cost 20$. Now buy a 6pcs pack of permanent markers. Draw your own design on each T-Shirt. If you can't draw very well, then go to google and search up an image of a design you want to draw, but if you still can't draw, than spend 7 dollars on a sticker book with 1500 stickers. (I searched this up on amazon, there is actually a sticker book that costs 7 dollars and provides 1500+ stickers). You have 6 shirts, apply as many stickers as you'd like on each shirt, sell each shirt for 8$. At the end of the day, you spent 27$ but made 48$. In all, you should have 108$! But here's the problem, I still can't buy a PS5.

PART 3 - You have 108$, you can buy yourself a decent Christmas gift. But the only thing you want is a PS5. Luckily, a lot of JJK Funko pops are on sale at the moment. At this time, JJK Funko pops cost about 10 dollars. Buy 3 JJK Funko pops, go to a busy area, then sell each of them for 12$. At the end of the day, you spent 30 dollars and earned 36 dollars. You now have 114$. Luckily, there are Plasma Ball Lamps for sale for 13$ on amazon. Spend 26$ on two plasma ball lamps and sell both of them for 15 dollars each. At the end of the day, you spent 26 dollars and earned 30. Now you have 118 dollars. but the problem is, Christmas is almost here and you still don't have a PS5. You need to make money faster! Spend 36$ on 2 gallons of sparkling water and 2 gallons of juice. Mix the sparkling water and juice together to make a Mocktail, add the umbrellas to the drink. Earlier we already said that each gallon can fill up 6 big cups. we have 4 gallons, but we are only using half of the required amount of juice/sparkling water to fill the cup to the top. This means we can make 48 cups of mocktails! sell each Mocktail for 5.50$ in a busy area. after 1 - 3 days, you have spent 36$ and earned 264$. The amount of money you have now is 346$! But there is one problem. Christmas is now 1 week away and you still need to make 154$ In order to get a PS5. Sure, you can buy a Nintendo Switch, sure you can buy a ps4, but NO, you want a PS5!

You're close to buying a PS5

Christmas is soon You have 346$ and you need 154$ to get a PS5. Spend 36$ on 2 gallons of sparkling water, and 2 gallons of juice. Like you did earlier in part 3, you made 48 cups of mocktails and added the umbrellas to each big cup. You spent 154$ and earned 264$! But what if the juice is somehow out of stock? I don't know how the juice would go out of stock but let's just say it did, back to 346$. You could spend 50$ on 5 JJK Funko pops and sell them each for 12$. You earned 60$ but spent 50$, you only gained 10$, now you have 356$.

This is a jokes website, not school dumbass.

Wow, think you're so fucking edgy? And here's the thing dumbass, this WHOLE post is a joke.

Actually, on second thought, it kinda isn't. You can quite literally make money using my advice.

Anonyyyyyyyyyyyy

Actually, on second thought, it kinda isn't. You can quite literally make money using my advice.

omg shut up

No bitch, how about you shut the fuck up, I'm trying to give advice to these yns...

I've gone through traumatic experiences such as using the wrong type of "waxing paper" to wax my ass, and sticking my dick in a vacuum.

Anonyyyyyyyyyyyy

I've gone through traumatic experiences such as using the wrong type of "waxing paper" to wax my ass, and sticking my dick in a vacuum.

😂😂😂

Anonyyyyyyyyyyyy

I'm trying to get these kids to learn.

go away

Anonyyyyyyyyyyyy

Give me one good reason.

what’s my name

In fact, if anybody is annoying, it's your bitch ass complaining.

cardiopulmonary resuscitation

I forgot 💀 (I actually did)

omg how have you been

cardiopulmonary resuscitation

How did you guess it was me?

because i saw you on wje lounge as shy

Rapboat

I like KSI

We know that.

Anonyyyyyyyyyyyy

Spend one dollar and buy a hot wheels car, sell that hot wheels car for 2 dollars, spend that 2 dollars on 2 hot wheels cars and sell each hot wheels car for 1.50$. After you sell those you should have 3 dollars, spend that 3 dollars on a singular apple (1.50$ for one apple). Eat the apple and plant the seeds and water them, you still have 1.50$ left, spend that 1.50$ on a fidget spinner and sell it for 2$ and use that 2$ and buy 2 hot wheels cars again and sell both of them at once for the price of 3$ and use that 3$ on paper and a pencil, use that pencil to draw art and sell your artwork for 2$ each. but if you cant draw, spend that 2 dollars on a gatorade, put the Gatorade bottle in attest 6 mini cups, freeze the cups and sell them on a hot day, each mini cup costs 1$ and there are 6 mini cups, at the end of the day you will have 6$, use that 6$ to buy 3 gatorades (2 dollars for each gatorade), 1 bottle of gatorade can fill 6 mini cups, 6 cups x 3 gatorade bottles = 18 mini cups of gatorade, freeze them and sell each cup for 1$, at the end of the day, you should have 18$, spend that 18$ on 2 large jugs of Hawaii punch (9 dollars each), use bigger cups now, you can fill up 6 big cups in each gallon of punch. (12 cups in all). Fill the cups up with the punch, freeze the cups, and sell each cup for 2.50$ on a hot day. 2.50$ X 12 freeze cups = 30$ in all.

Spend 27 dollars on 3 gallons of juice (Any kind of juice), Each gallon of juice can fill 6 cups. you will have 18 large cups of freeze cups in all. This time, sell each cup for 2.50$. At the end of the day, you should end up with 45$. Now go to the dollar store and buy 5 hot wheels cars that match a certain theme (1$ each hotwheels car). Sell all 5 hot wheels cars at once for 10$. Now you've reached 50$. But there's one problem, you still can't buy a PS5. Spend 9 dollars on a gallon of sparkling water, and 9 dollars on a gallon of juice and 5 dollar on a pack of mini umbrellas. in all that will cost 23$, pour 12 big cups with half juice and half sparkling water, put 3 ice cubes and a mini umbrella in each cup. You've created 12 mocktails. Now sell each of them for 5$. At the end of the day, you'll make 60$. And the amount of money you'll have in all is 87$! Now go to target and buy two 3pack white crewneck t shirts. (Each pack costs 10 dollars, so two 3packs would cost 20$. Now buy a 6pcs pack of permanent markers. Draw your own design on each T-Shirt. If you can't draw very well, then go to google and search up an image of a design you want to draw, but if you still can't draw, than spend 7 dollars on a sticker book with 1500 stickers. (I searched this up on amazon, there is actually a sticker book that costs 7 dollars and provides 1500+ stickers). You have 6 shirts, apply as many stickers as you'd like on each shirt, sell each shirt for 8$. At the end of the day, you spent 27$ but made 48$. In all, you should have 108$! But here's the problem, I still can't buy a PS5.

PART 3 - You have 108$, you can buy yourself a decent Christmas gift. But the only thing you want is a PS5. Luckily, a lot of JJK Funko pops are on sale at the moment. At this time, JJK Funko pops cost about 10 dollars. Buy 3 JJK Funko pops, go to a busy area, then sell each of them for 12$. At the end of the day, you spent 30 dollars and earned 36 dollars. You now have 114$. Luckily, there are Plasma Ball Lamps for sale for 13$ on amazon. Spend 26$ on two plasma ball lamps and sell both of them for 15 dollars each. At the end of the day, you spent 26 dollars and earned 30. Now you have 118 dollars. but the problem is, Christmas is almost here and you still don't have a PS5. You need to make money faster! Spend 36$ on 2 gallons of sparkling water and 2 gallons of juice. Mix the sparkling water and juice together to make a Mocktail, add the umbrellas to the drink. Earlier we already said that each gallon can fill up 6 big cups. we have 4 gallons, but we are only using half of the required amount of juice/sparkling water to fill the cup to the top. This means we can make 48 cups of mocktails! sell each Mocktail for 5.50$ in a busy area. after 1 - 3 days, you have spent 36$ and earned 264$. The amount of money you have now is 346$! But there is one problem. Christmas is now 1 week away and you still need to make 154$ In order to get a PS5. Sure, you can buy a Nintendo Switch, sure you can buy a ps4, but NO, you want a PS5!

You're close to buying a PS5

Christmas is soon You have 346$ and you need 154$ to get a PS5. Spend 36$ on 2 gallons of sparkling water, and 2 gallons of juice. Like you did earlier in part 3, you made 48 cups of mocktails and added the umbrellas to each big cup. You spent 154$ and earned 264$! But what if the juice is somehow out of stock? I don't know how the juice would go out of stock but let's just say it did, back to 346$. You could spend 50$ on 5 JJK Funko pops and sell them each for 12$. You earned 60$ but spent 50$, you only gained 10$, now you have 356$.

HOLY SHIT THIS IS GENIUS