A Question for Alastor

Mhm?

yesss

ok

So yk uhm.

Your radio thingy?

Is this about the deal?

Mhm?

Yk the screams?

Yes

ok.

Can we make a deal, over a game?

Of course

mm Those screams, i know you have them. I want accesses to whomever you've taken, whenever i want. If i win. I just, cant free them.

if you win?

So you want access to the screams on my radio broadcast?

No, I want access to the people who made those screams.

I know you have them.

Oh

Ah, I see.

In you're own, fucked way of hell.

OH GUS IM NOT MAKING A DEAL W/ ANYONE

Now, If you win?

Sure

And I didint make 75 cookies

Hmmm is this a soul deal?

Well, name your price and it may just be.

Well then…

You can keep your soul haha all I want in return is a favor

Silly, theres no return

Its over a game.

A game?

i said.

Whomever wins, gets what they desire.

What’s the game?

mm

How about chess?

Splendid idea, well in that case I will choose your soul.

Can I play you after Alistor

Of course

Just for fun

Yes

Ig I’ll put my soul on the line too

For funnies

Splendid!

Horray!

That ruined my confidence.

But deal.

yes

I didn’t know you played chess Charlie

Splendid! When do you want to begin? I am about to eat.

How long til u eat?

mm What time is it for you right now?

gus......................... HORSE KILLER

OH

1:30

That name

this is so fcking weird

Hey Alastor, that deal on uwu, what is it, i'm willing to do it

why are you guys doing blood sacrifices to hazbin hotel

I’ll get back to you on that, one deal at a time.

you should be doing blood sacrafices to skibidi toilet

That Funky chunky monkey

Ok

that's e

me*

mm i see. Well its 4:30 for me, so how about at 9:30 pm for me, do the math ion wanna. I shall be on as long as my internet istn blocked.

But what is the deal?

Splendid! I’ll see what I can do.

Wait, does that mean u can do mine while u wait?

Ok.

GUS

If I win I want someone’s soul too of my choosing tho so ha

hii

?

Of course.

what the actual fuck

Alastor ^^^

is this

How good are you at chess?

hi alstor

Very good.

Salutations

OK ITS 1:30 FOR HIM RN 4:30 FOR ME WHAT TIME WOULD IT BE FOR HIM IF ITS 9:30

why are you larping.

6:30

Are you another horse killer.

One deal at a time, when one is completed I’ll do another.

thank you

Alasotr at 6:30 for you.

angel (MAY)

it is extremely concerning.

If I can’t do it then, I’ll notify you.

yup?

hi

Aww, when its that time for u, its gonna be like midnight for me :(

Is very good 1000 elo

Ok, i should be on till late.

Hello.

is this the mentally ill people post

or

duck

YES

Chess

no.

lmfao

No, i just needed to make a deal.

So for you, you want to auction your soul for another soul?

Why it’s chess

they're all fucking larping

it's hella weird

yes

^^ Alastor^^

I have a plan, as im not so confident ill win though.

💀

But we have the deal set.

pardon?

they're talking about radio's and shit

Wait gus, alasotr is as good as you at chess?

what

Haha

excuse me ?

angel

may

yes?

I’ll state my terms

Go ahead.

Idk

Can I do that?

💀 ?

can you call mom and ask if i can have a coky

if he is?

Yea idk if he is

No, mom is dropping dylan off soon. They left not to long ago.

Me fr

but like, if he fucking is.

Ive never beat u

k

😭

^^^^^^

If I win I want the crispiest handshake like ever and idk you soul or something I’m probably gonna end up giving it back

Mhmm..

www.youtube.com/shorts/BO1f5Rk2AGY

Then it’s gl & ggs

you are HORRIBLE at making deals.

Guys gus is my moxie 🤭

And if I lose (😞) ig

If May loses and I win I get her soul back

0-0

Ohoh! Now that’s a deal.

And if I lose (😞) ig u can have a crisp high five and some batteries ☺️

Or whatever

What if May wins and u lose?

And your soul.

How would that work

idk lol

Rip

Souls are on the line.

I'm willing to give up my soul for a deal

Alastor, would you rather 6:30 or 7 (for you) ?

Gambling with souls haha

Uhm.

I can give my soul and like 50p lol

?

Whichever, I’ll notify you if I can’t be on.

ttyl

Ah ok.

Well, yall im out. Ill be on in a few hours.

I love you gus <33

oki byeeee

Buh byee

I love you too ^^

When you gamble souls, the house will always win.

What is the house

Also, I think my soul is possessed by a DEMON HEHEHEHEHBV

Who is the house in this situation

Me.

oooo

Then it pleases me to see the house fall

Haha, we’ll see Moxie.

Who?

Oh yeah

WhO hErE iS yOuNgEr ThAn EiGhTeEn?

That’s me

Mememememe

You have yourself a deal Ali water

CoMe cHiLd, I aM hUnGrY hEhEhEhEhEH

Splendid!

Aaaagh I’m coooominnng

Ah YeS, mY tEnTh oNe ToDaY

And as for you alistor before I agree on our little deal here Id like to set some boundaries

BoUnDaRiEs

The match will be on chess.com and will be held at a rapid

ChEsS.cOm

RaPiD

The position will be chosen randomly

RaNdOmLy

Chabbage

Mhm.

ChAbBaGe?

Lizzianderson

WhAt Is ThAt?

It’s a cheap stockpile of cabbage used as a bargaining token at the end of the war of 1812

My LaSt NaMe Is In ThAt WoRd

Lizz or Anderson?

Anderson

Oh w last name

HuH?

Just a fraction of how many cookies I made

Oh and also alistor can we play a few games either before or after just for fun? I just like playing chess

LARPing gives me the ick

What’s larioong

dId YoU kNoW, tHe DeViL pOsSesSeD mE

what you’re doing

Asking to play chess?

hEhEhEhEhE

DiD yOu kNoW, YOu’rE nOt fUnNy?

NiCe To KnOw

Imma go die in a bush now

Noooo

Im joking

i gtg now tho, bye

Ok cool

See ya!!

Wsg fam

hi

Where’s everyone

dead

I make new post

… am I late

Yeah