A Greeting

hey mallll

hey flappyyyy

how're youuu

im gooood

goooooood

rlly tired bt thats okay lmao

wbu

?

lmao real

i'm good

im talkin to liam

ahh nice

i swear the past like 2 weeks he and i have somehow gotten even closer haha

aww i get what you mean

hows ur weekend :)

good :)

i don't have any school next weekkkk

luckyyy

thats good :)

hi mal

hi flappy

im kinda sad though cause i'll only see liam this and next sunday and wednesday

heyyy how're youuu

hi em wsg

I’m good how are u?

sad times

nm how r u?

Hii

im good

heyyy may

good I’m glad to hear it

Hru Mads?

im alrr, i did a meet today and now im tired af 😭 but im good

lol when’s the season over?

im goooood

Good :)

yeah :) how're you?

I want to die

please don't

bhahas its a year round team

basically we get a few weeks off in summer and winter

hi may btw

damn bro that's a lot

oh damn props to u

REAL

its kinda fun tho so i dont mind

that's good

mhm :)

hows u school goin n everything

😭 sorry for the dry ass topics idk what t say

it's goooood

on thursday liam held my hand almost all day during school sooo...😍

awww

it was so cutee

ur so cute

hehe

almost cuter than my cat

(almost)

hahaha

ah hang on i gotta help get dinner ready

ill brb maybe ya?

kay

<333

Hey

heyy

how're you

I’m honestly really good

yay!

I know

haha

I’m in such a good mood

im glad

Sup, ppl

Ass licker

Sorry

Cannibalism

🪱

oo worm

Damn

I'm kinda bored

me yoo

**too

Ikke really bored

damn

It's 1 23 am here

watcha doin

damn bro

I'm 48, and my gf 18, and all through our 10year anniversary in this restaurant ppl kept calling me a pedo, it's very sad yk

Jk

I'm not

Fuckkkkk sake

Aren’t u white

So?

Aren't we gonna fuck in IKEA?

I mean

Well no shit I'm white

Like

Damn that’s crazy I dont fuck with racist white boys

Heh, its ok

Hey*

👀

Nah

I'm only a bit Rasict, mostly homaphoic

saying the n word but being a cracker is wild

Look, it's fine I got this

Wdym?

Cracker

uhhh I don’t think that’s ur hand buddy

nvm

lmao

, it's my cousins, it's a hand me down

the hand?

is a hand me down?

CRACKER?

MORE LIKE NIGGA

saltine

OR SHOULD I SAY HARD R?

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No, it's my cousins hand he sent me that pic abt a year ago, and then gave it to me last week, I just couldn't be bothered to take another pic

hahaha

i was so confused

Good

I'm m literally the immortal god of confusion

lmao congrats

Ikr

good thing none of my friends can see me today cause i'm dhort

**short

Such a big step up from an annoying fucker

It's the 22

Wait

Fuck

Your an American

My bad

mhm lmao

I'm from the uk

So yk

my friend was looking forward to today and then was disappointed when it turned out to be a saturday

1 32am*

nice

lol

Ikr

I've drank more water in the last 2h than I have the whole day

damn

i haven't been drinking like at all

i have a cough and im so dehydrated that coughing makes me light headed

Ohh

Well

Here

I got sm, it'll take a min tho

oki doke

Kk

I have like 10 ss of me completely roosting my friend

oo

And just forgot abt the loves shit, he's a complete wanker

What the fuck

lmao

Ye

yeah u tell Logan he has to do it

Ther are alot more there not really laoding

Do what?

clean up that persons shit

lmao

I had to skip and ss. But oh well

Ikr, it get way better tho

lmfao

That's it

I'll send the best one again

lmaoo

Ikr

So your headache any better?

no haha

im drinking water though

it's flavoured.

Or you could just die of thirst either way it gets rid of ur headache

trueee lmao

today i tried to do a transition video and it failed lmao

i was sad cause i put so much effort into it

Don't worry

The only way things could get worse of of there was a global pandemic

lmao

i was mainly annoyed cause i did my makeup for it and then it didn't even turn out well

And if 2 of in the middle east were happening

Ohh

so i tried to take pictures and the pictures look silly

Try another software?

i think it's j my lack of skill lmao

Sure they do

Send

i kept one though cause i surprisingly didn't despise it

Good

Send

kay hold up

i look dead inside

Nah

You look dead

Inside and out

i am lmao

Same

ayyy sick

It's the gen z way tho ain't it

Huh?

real

wut

Wdym

Look

I love tiktok <3

good for you

i j mean cool cause we're both dead lmao

ewww not the dogsss

Will you fuck me in the back of ikea now

Ohh right

help they’re all over my fyp

lmao whyyy

showww

hm maybe we need Wade and Chex tho

Fr

bc me and my friends were looking at his account cause it was so funny and ig we all

2 fucks = gang bang

spent a lil too long on it

lmfaooooo

that's toughhh

I would always prefer that over just one pair 😏😏

real

kay guys i gotta go

bye <3

You×me + chex×wade

Kk

Cya

byeee

<333

Ttyl

omfg

Lol

lmaooo

okay bye all talk tomorrow <3

Yo, don't you need to go?

LOOK HES SO FINE

She fit

huh

She looks like she getting a blow job rn

She's ok

Your better to be fair

oh damn

Oh thanks

hold up how do u know what I look like?

I dont

oh okay

This is fucking hilarious thk

Tho

i mean I have posted pics of myself on this website before

Damn

Well, I've you've did it in your pfp I've probably seen just can't remember

Yoo

mhm

oh good ur here

Wass sup

For a short period of time but yes I am

Kk

K

What u guys doin

Hey, do yall wanna join my religion

Socialist Nazis Religious Mafia, is the first draft for my religions name, although I might change it to a mafia, a democracy or a clut

What is it?

I will fr change it, but idk

I’m a part of that religion where we believe in that dude who died on that giant wooden T thing

Damn

I was thinking abt the gaza strip earlier

Basically

Nice

damn

religion is wild

2 countries have been fighting over a bit of land where some magic mf was born thag has the power to copy and paste bits of bread like he's a fucking irl mod

Yep

It's one of the main problems with the world

And believe me

I think abt this sorta shit alot

I try my hardest not to think abt space and time

cause like

it’ll confuse me

If I think about space and creation then religion all at once my brain hurts and I journey to the land of fucked up thoughts and wonder if shit is even real and just have a massive brain fart

why are there so many screensohts

I was considering posting a pic of my Halloween costume I’m wearing rn but naah

Idk tbh

I just don't give a shit. If I'm starring out a window I'm either thinking abt some chick(20%), the spartan empire(30%) or how the world is complete and utterly bullshit

For this

The holy spartan empire

Cuz I was fucking roasting my friend is was so funny

The green one is mine and its god

Daamn

Ik

There's morr

Read the ss

Heh

Alr

Hey*

So should I go to bed

Its 2am

And I'm getting up at 8

Alr I got a Halloween party in a bit

Let’s move the ikea fuck to tmrw

Kk

Bet

Alr night man ttyl

Nah

I'm asking

U said ur sleeping lol

Should I go off?

It's 2 11am

Oooh I mean if u gotta get up at 8 and it’s already 2 I would

Damn

K

Ttyl

Alr ttyl

Have a good party and make sure not to get laid

Lol alr

That's For me, Fave and chex tmr

Have a good sleep and don’t let your sleep paralysis demon claim your soul

Gn

Gn

bai