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ALSO TYSM FOR SHY DRAGON AND CALEY AND ARSON ILY ALL <3333

Yayyyyyyyyyy

Best alter ever? LESSGOOO! Thanks Opal! Ur pretty cool too, it was nice talking to u, in a way you also helped keep this site alive lol, we’ll miss ya!

also what about me :(

hey

what about meee :(

Look at the first comment

Aweee we'll miss you Opallll

i still dont see nun unless im retarted

WHY ARE U LEAVING

hi ethan

wsp cosmo

nothing really.

hbu

heyy

wsp yall

hai

hi

how r yall

smhhh

what about me

hi amy

and ur in there somewhere

where

bro

im so slow

nvm. ur not in there

k

ily to mommy <3

tsk tsk opal

smh smh

can't believe opal is leaving tbh

ikr

ima miss her

yeah

tbh ima follow right behind her because my school year is coming to an end

and im not gonna be on this summer

same

idk if I will be on this summer

but ill be back

i am not

I may be goin to california

ima leave

or not

ima leave prob be gone for another year

don't fuck dani

yet

WHTTT WHYyyyyyyyy

WHY

huh

lol

so like...

what?

gm

hi flappy

COSMO AWNSER

WHY

because ur still a minor

and stuff

wsp o

cosmo*

flappy

hiiiii

so?

hi amyyyyyy

well ima write my goodbye letter

lmao

and post it on here as well

rip bye caley

lol

rip caley

whts ur fav song on heroes and villains

trance

basedd

wbyy

wha.

t

too many nights

the album

don to liver goes so hsrd

and the beat drop is perfecttt

don to liver

😭😭

shhh

tolidr

tokvdr

tolivsr

toliver

uhhh

yays

i used to listen to that album alot the first half of 2022

or

2023

can u try to be less dyslexic, amy?

mb

what in the tics type shi is this

well, there's this song in hebrew about hamas

its kind of fun

huh

its kinda like really poppy but filled with gore and shit

ook

i feel like ur song would be one about a happy little squirell

flappy

who secretly wants to take over the world

but gets stop by a brave girl called flappy

*stopped

wdym "my song"😭

i can just imagine the music video *cough cough* start posting the fucking photos amy

😐

imma write this in chatgpt

(Verse 1) In a forest so green, where the sunbeams dance, There lived a little squirrel, with a secret, a chance. With a smile so bright, and a heart full of glee, Little did they know, what this squirrel longed to be.

(Chorus) Happy little squirrel, with dreams to unfurl, But deep inside, a world domination swirls. With acorns in paw, and mischief in their eye, They plotted and planned, to reach the sky so high.

(Verse 2) Unbeknownst to the creatures in the woodland fair, This little squirrel's ambitions, they would never share. They gathered their army of nut-gathering friends, Conquering the world, their journey never ends.

(Chorus) Happy little squirrel, with dreams to unfurl, But deep inside, a world domination swirls. With acorns in paw, and mischief in their eye, They plotted and planned, to reach the sky so high.

(Bridge) But fate had a twist, as the story unfolds, A girl named Flappy, with a heart brave and bold. She saw through the squirrel's guise, their wicked desire, To save the world from chaos, she'd never tire.

(Verse 3) Flappy confronted the squirrel, with courage true, She spoke of harmony and the beauty they once knew. With kindness and love, she touched the squirrel's heart, Revealing a path where their dreams could restart.

(Chorus) Happy little squirrel, with dreams to unfurl, A change of heart, the world domination would curl. With Flappy by their side, they found a new way, To spread joy and laughter, a brighter display.

(Outro) So the happy little squirrel, once filled with a scheme, Now frolics in the forest, like a peaceful dream. Flappy showed the world, the power of compassion, And together they brought joy, in harmonious fashion.

Happy little squirrel, with dreams to unfurl, In unity and love, their story would twirl. With Flappy as their guide, their hearts unfurled, A tale of redemption, in this squirrel's brave new world.

damn. i killed the chat

https://jabde.com/2022/12/22/banned-violin-plots/

lol

cosmo

u giving up?

onnnnnn>?

my love of bp

oh

bp is cringe now

lol

and it hates my kind

hello

hi heroin

hii

is dis ab bp

send BP link rq pls

I wanna see the hell it is over there rq

boredpanda.com

what happened to your meme output rate, heroin

i tried to create an acc but it didnt let me

bro prob got banned lmao

huh

no just yesterday

wierd

i still sort of love bp, but the community is kinda crazy

im just gonna do something stupidly crazy and see if they hate it

like it says this

weird

thats dumb

every time i open the activaiton link

i think its because of amy and wade

and kris and all the people who trolled bp

wdym

check ur email dumbass

so i cant create an account now

or ur spam

u need ur email to do so

click resend link

i literally did and it just sends me to the regular websit

cuz I js made an acc

does it like have an account thing on the top right corner

no trolling, pls

send sa

sa

ss

or at least wades version of trolling

ive got another trick up my sleeve

hmmm

well can u send me ur activation link

“erm, i’ve got another trick up my sleeve 🤓☝️”

hello all

yeah amy, i am a nerd

hi leo

click here

🤣🫵

ewww why are u on boredpanda

idk maybe to make fun of

stuff

didn’t we break those ties a long while ago

and check tht hell site

no

I js never been on there so

i left bp, i am never coming back. fucking fags overflowing the site i hate it so much

just act super woke and extreme left

ist

gtg

lol

I DIDIDIDID

rip bro then

also where do I go 2 chat 2 ppls

it js takes me to the regular site

heroin monkey you need to confirm your email

wdym

holy shit you're retarded

real]]

lmao this post makes me wanna leave too

where I go 2 talk too ppls

eh the site low key fell off real bad

i been losing sleep bc of yall

probably gonna get more sleep and then slowly come back on again

plus my boyfriends gonna probably leave the site too because of like mental health issues so im probably gonna dip

back

cosmo

where I go 2 talk 2 ppls

comment section, nimwit

so yeah uh thats all imma say- lmao

IK BUT WHICH POST

THERES LIKE THOUSANDS

what?\

just go to a post

bruh

u gotta learn how to bp before you troll

bru

BP ass tbh

no

ur just stupid

ok gtg now- i'll probably be on late (well late for you guys not for me lolz) from now on because i need sleep btw. bye

alr

cya

i still cant even activate my account

YKw fuck tht site

bruh

fuck wht site

u gave up that quickly?

bp

bp

it looks really gay anyway

its woke as fuck

so it is really gay

damn

we fucking died

huh

all hentai is japanese

lol

what's going on?

back

wtf

Trolling BP?

i made an account on bp

now what do i do?

gngya

YOOOOOO wsg

I sadly cannot join the trolling, I don't want to and I am banned on every account I make

u got IP banned on there

crazy

Maybe you could troll people by changing your avatar EVERY 30 MINUTES and annoying the shit out of everyone

I fucking hate yt shorts.'

how did Jojo seewa become a emo fuck girl💀 I'm ded

Why do you care so much though?

Do not ask how

dammit i came back to this site and ur leaving. ill miss u opal :(

rip

Ethan do a little trolling for me

meh

wade idfc Abt tht site

I don't see me ever going back on that shit hole

Me neither

I mean I literally can’t type on there anymore, but I don’t wanna go through the effort of trolling and shit anyways, if they come here then I’ll go after ‘em but I won’t go there

hi slut

Bye Opal! Hope everything goes well!!

Aye it jake

DADDY

wsp jake

Sup

hi jake

Cosmo do a little trolling for me, like add a Deadpool meme or something, gotta keep me legacy intact

real

where r u guys trolling if u dont mind me asking

Jake check wje crew before I bust a nut

hi yuri

hey cosmo

not really

Okay

HUH

wild af

bru

ew

He busted on me

Jake u monk

wsp

bru.

Can confirm

me fr?

yes

speedy is cool

and hitler was based

OMG I LVOE YOUUU OAPL

hi may

gotta love those austrian painters

hey cosmo

its me fr bru

Ethan

Jake is u RLLY ignoring me rn

hii

wsp ?

HI!

mb lmao im

wait is Jake ignoring u?

busy

idk tbh

I said sup bitch

oh-

Be thankful

And yes, I am busy

.....

I'm js

^

bye

AYE

I’m busting some more he’s busy

hot

why won't Cosmo call me a slut ):

Because I’m his slut

why wont anyone but like one person call me a slut ):

You’re a fucking slut Charlie

There you go

Jake are you okay.

Yes I’m fine lol

bru

then yk better then to say smthin I said I wanted

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

because ur not a slut

real

ples

nah

Huh

no

nerp

no 1 calling u tht

Who’s ready for a MORNING RAP BATTLE????

sthu bro

random ahh

make that my new name🙏

no

ples

nope

I'll give monies

Charlie you need to stop with the rape fetish

.

nope

hi "that"

NO

monies tho?

hmmmmmmm

no

No NOO

MAKE MY NAME SLUT

u said u finna mail me a hellcat bru

smh smh

NO ur name ain't finna be ttht

PLES

MONIES

DO IT YOURSELF

JS CHANGE MY NAME TO SLUT?

U DIDNT BUY ME MY HELLCAT.

nuh uh

OR A SCATTY

It’s not that hard to do

WHY

U MAIL ME SUM af1's ILL SAY IT.

ur not slut material

fine

I am tho

plesplesples

shit I gotta do testing

I'ma be off all school day ):

BYEBYE

oh alr

BYE!

have u declared war tho?

(I'm changing my name to slut later)

I went to peace

chat y'all wanna see my science teacher?

thank you

nuh uh

If the name “Slut” is take use “SLUΤ” instead, but only the exact version in those parentheses

no

heckler

lmao

she looks like shes in her 20s

she has a 2013 mustang

Jake check wje crew before I bust another nut

real

Okay

hi

its the cars for you, isn

it

u would probably cum if you saw my dads car

...

*dads old car

umm

anyways

lol

he used to have a '65 mustang with a completely redone engine and everything

?

ok

...

what did he say

He said he’s gay for me

Ethan doesn’t get to see

HIYA

then you hate him, don't you?

GO TO SLEEP

well ima head back to wiriting my goodbye letter

bye

YOU FUCKING NEED IT

bye

I HAVE HOMEWORK JKSHDKJAKH

Huh

it can wait

ur sleep is more important

very very true

than this

hol up is that mommy leoo

hey bbg

hey, no do the distracty

hiiii

caley what is your goodbye letter about?

leo, like actually try to go to sleep

i'm leaving since its the end of the school year

or work on ur homework. close out the wje tab

i probably will soon lolz

lol

then close out this tab

damn in my country school just started again, but i probably need to leave because in the beginning of the year we switch out our school chromebooks and all our data is wiped and stuff so i think it would be too hard for me to actually go on the website

yea

ima go now bye

its a distraction. and ur on light mode. light mode releases blue light which is horrible for the eyes.

besides the websites dying real bad and i don't see the point of going on the site if it's dead

so like just delete this fucking tab

byeeee caley

byeee mommy <333

im on dark mode dumbass

ur usually on light mode so i assumed

sorry

Hi

hi

u still thinking of going six feet under?

Of course

bad

thats literally so #goals

lol

also im only gonna be on at school im not leaving FOREVER but ill be on very little

well, think about other shit

bro cosmo you cant just tell someone with thoughts of scuicide "think about something else" r u sped bruver

opal, r u ready to eat jewish carboard?

AYE IT OPAL

no

WSP BRO

WSG ETHAN

ILL ONLY BE ON DURING SCHOOL AND THEN ILL BE GONE

hi ethan

im starting high school next year i think ill have a chromebook, at my school you cant bring your school chromebook home which is because of BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKERS BREAKING THE COMPUTERS

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

and also chromebooks are fragail af

jake do u have any tips for high school

ratio

just like study a lot

and use common sense

Do your work

On tome

Time

real

Keep strong habits

don't do drugs

Learn how your teachers work

i am leaving this site tommorw

Play the system

and don't set the chemistry lab on fire by tipping a bunsen burner into the tub full of distilled ethanol

ima still be on wje crew tho

:S

Any questions for high school opal?

y'all ez

and don

do anything stupid

HOW DO I SURVIVE

I ditched nearly every day of PE last year and I got an A in the class

I have a qeustion

LEARN HOW THE SYSTEM WORKS

DONT PSYCHE YOURSELF OUT

since I'm goin into hghschool also

ITS NOT THAT BAD YOU JUST GOTTA STAY ON TOP

OF WORK

DONT GET BEHIND

AND STAY FOCUSED

just don't hang out with the wrong people and stay away from any people who do drugs

^^^

HEY MOD ABUSE

BITCH

MOD ABUSE

^

The people you’re with are very important to choose wisely

5'6 is NOT SHORT

YOU HARASSED ME

NO IT NOT

IM 5’7”!

drugs is so other ethan core

IM PLAYFULLY JOKING

HEY STFU

I RARELY DID DRUGS

WELL I SAW IT AS HARASSMENT

I DID IT LAST YEAR

NO THE OTHER ETHAN

DONT DO THEM AT ALL!

TOO BAD.

shawty

COCKAINE

<3

I WAS BOUT TO START TWEAKIN IF I WASNT IN HERE

ILYYY

Anyways Ethan what’s your question

u used to take my cockaine...

now you go after everybody elses

so my question is

Actually NVM u actually answered em

Guys they thought I was fine and let me out of the psych ward let's fucking go

W

Relatable

WSG SHORTER ETHAN

if ur a girl and ur on here go look at my post

AYEEEE

No more Moon Knight for u

MY BIO WORKED FR

if i forgot about u pls let me know

Alr

K so whats going on

Idk

hi arson

Jake , ingenious , wade (as tall as I am wade) . there all my lil pookies fr

how many houses have you set on fire lately

Frfr

Apparently I have OCD and some weird disorder but I think I'm fine

hi ethan

dan

Twinsies

That's actually crazy

Fr

dang

Heyy

Ethan what color is the letter A

I have 5 disorders

Whichh

the color of my skin

Moon Knight

i have adhd, severe sleep apnea, progressive hearing loss, and thats pretty much it

Nah I'm slow what color is ur skin then????

UNGH

Damn..

I probably have smth but my parents haven't taken me to the doctor in years

i think i have the least disorders here

And they don't believe in disorders

damn. are your parents one of those holistic idiots?

Not you

Cool Ethan

Not really but they r kinda like those gov conspiracy type

But not extreme

Apparently I have intermittent explosive disorder, probably why I might have broke someone's arm a week ago but we don't talk about those matters

Literally Moon Knight

Imma be completely honest I probably have depression lmao 💀💀

I'm watching Demon Slayer on a school computer and watching this conversation at the same time

So cute 🎀

i have a friend at my school who has parents that are into all the psuedoscientific shit

UNGH

I'm gunna just do Demon Slayer, BYE

How u watching???

alright im finna make one for da boys

Cough cough

Ingenious what color is the letter A

Yeah I got that pretty bad lol

I AM DA ULTIMATE LIFE FORM

i definetly saw that in you during our fued

Black

im not judging tho

BYEE

dang. wje is lagging for me like crazy

SAME

Same

its working agai

I have to keep reloadings

its good again

samesies

huh

I rewatched Naruto Shippuden for the third time I think I'm obsessed

i said same

matt must be updating the site

Twinss

aww shit i gotta make on for yall boys

i really dont feel like it so its gonna be like 5 words okay

Ur pfp is so real

Kakashi>>>

lmao im jk ima go now bye

Bye byeee

Have a fun summert

I am literally Kakashi (jk)

Sumerr*

Fr tho

Ngl I've never finished naruto

cya caley

THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH

yes. i got physics

I never can finish most shows 😭

💀💀💀

byee byee mommys and daddys <33 and pookies <ee

33*

BYEE

Yessir

I'm so bored

In such uncomfy seat for the freshman testing too 😔😔

Ngl if I ever lived in the Naruto universe I think I would be happier

Unlimited ramen

If I lived in any other universe I'd be happy fr

I'd become a criminal

Easy

I love ramen

Fr

I'm cold asf rn

I love raw men

🤨🤨🤨

Same tho

crazy

crazy

Hi ethan

SENiC

I'm hot, I wore track pants to school today and they're this weird material and my legs are sweating

I HATE WHEN I WEAR THE WRONG THING AND I CANT TAKE IT OFF 😭😭

yall go to memes and read the one i posted

Worse to be hot than cold tbh

go like it up

gtg

bye ethan

Literally I sweat in long pants in the summer because for some reason I can't wear shorts

I like wearing shorts but I don't have any nice ones I'd wear out

Either tht or they r too short for me to be comfy

That’s already a meme, the best meme in the site actually

I just have Adidas shorts but they're rotting in a random corner in my closet

That's so real I have so many clothes I forget about

Where I live there's this huge Supreme store and I waited in the line for like an hour and I went to pay and my credit card got declined lol, I got a 81 on my math test so my parents are cancelling my credit card until I get my grades up

but i made it better >:)

i have a bunch of old shirts that are still small

That's messed up 😭😭 i don't even have a credit card tho

Even if they're old all my shirts are too big because I only really wear oversized shirts lmfao

81 isn't bad

I lowkey wished I kept my old clothes cuz I realized how nice they were and I could've repurposed them

Yeah I've had one for a couple years, what they did was annoying but like they're Asian, it's what they do if their son gets a B in math

I love oversized shit

I meannnnn…

Asian parents r smth else 😔😔

i don't really care about my clothes just as long as they work and are comfortable

The struggle is real and annoying

shut up or u wont be in my goodbye letter

Nah if I don't got a good fit then I feel like I look like crap 😭😭