Post

OH HI

damn

Not funny for Matt, that's why he is making a new site rn.

wait actually?

Yup

SAH wsp

ETHAN HIII

Nothing, hbu

same

hungry

ME TOO mhmm

You are at school right

has ih

osmoC iH

Ethan, how is german going

oops

forgot to do it

huh

newsite?

OMFG GUYS?? NEW UPDATE ON SW

Lemme show you guys, but it's kinda baf

bad

Dw, it's alright

lmao

Guys the new site will NOT have a community section

sw?

fr?

how YK?

toast

Dude i’ve made RAP WEBSITES before

Why the fuck would i give it a COMMUNITY SECTION

bruh, ur not making wje 2.0

real

Just think about it bro

ur not him

Lemme cook bruh

Hold on

uh

Do you guys can see the differences

no

thts German bru

js send link

i can't tell

Yup

OKE HOLD ON

what is he even talking about

schlechtewitze.com/community?sort=comments

Ethan go to a post, it doesn't matter which post

If Lovely Perv is right about Matt wanting the site to be higher up in the web rankings, then he won’t give the new site a COMMUNITY SECTION

um, the community section changed it alot

The new site won't have a meme and community section, only jokes and ig it will be international

well imma stay here

And were you on sw?

yes I am on sw sum times

Did you see the new update there

Come rn

schlechtewitze.com/community/p/661e6c3892b007dcc0471586

i don’t get jt

will matt delete this site?

i don’t get it

whays the update supposed to do

its in the corner

for new chat view lmao

what

does that mean

oml

this idfk

OKE AND CLICK IT

And then you will see slitely differences

I DID

THERES NO DIFF

ITS SO ANNOYING BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO CLICK IT, WHENEVER YOU RELOAD THE POST

HOOOWWWW THERE IS

WJAG IS THE DIF

meh

Oke guys, you will always see this thing "comment" but if you click it, you won't see it unless you scroll down

Is that understandable?

ohh

i still don't really see the difference

Did you get it?

yeahh

real not big difrence

oh, i see it now

Don't lie, because otherwise I will try to explain again amy

i like that more

Yeah, but it's annoying if you want it like this way (like on wje rn), because you need click this thing everytime after you reload the site

RAPBOAT

nono i see it

BRO ARE YOU AN IDIOT, THERE ARE SOME RULES ON SW

Don't spam, we Don't spam till the 1000th comment

W RapBoat, whatever tf u did idk

Guys, use translator there

Just made the 1000th comment on the german site

WWWW

real

wsg

Congratulations RapBoat

ARSOOONNM

N

HI SAH

wait what the German site I keep seeing ppl talk about it

German site is the german version of wje

ohhh

lol

Those motherfuckers are some SORE LOSERS

sw has different rules than wje.

Zere is a German version ja?

Thank you for saying it

Ofc, the german version was also the first one, wje was made after sw

Ah, I see

how is everyone anywaysss

Kurt means wolf in turkish

IM GOOD HBU POOKIE

ariks on

I'm ok

oh

huhh

WHERE!?

on my post

OHH WHY ONLY OK

So dry

FR

ehhh idkkkkkkk

I'm sure, yk why you aren't good

TELL ME WHATS THE MATTER

NO IM FINEEE

I'm all ears

ty thoo

crazy

SURE YOU ARE MHM OTHERWISE MESSAGE ME ON WJE OR INSTAGRAM

Ethan how are you

eh

Mhm, so you aren't good

lol I forgot I got ur instaa

BUT IM GOOD

POQGAHSHAJAJS

Mhmmm, okeee if you say so

U SHOULD SPAM ME RANDOM VIDS

yesyes

OMG YOU ARE RIGHT

I SHOULD DO IT FRFF

FRFR

I DONT MIND

I LIKE RANDOM VIDS

I just got a 🐱 care ad on Spotify rn💀

crazy

ME TOO🥰

WOAH

REALL

FR IT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD

hi!

hi?

Ethan what's w the excitement??

that's not ur role

stick to the script

yeah ethan

Just posted this on the german site

oh god

sw is going to absolutely murder you

I’ll tell those motherfuckers to bring all their fucking weapons

what's it mean

Just google translate it

😭

hello

cant rn

FRFR

heyy

😭

I will ban you there, if you don't stop

Ugh FINE

But at least let me spam

No, you can't

well I'm bored

same

ME TOO

pie

ARSON LEMME SEND YOU MORE REELS

brb

hi cosmo

PIE

pie

MEAT pie

no

but pie

bad pie.

pie pie

also blueberry

I'll eat tht pie

Das looks like something du would order from Tacobell

if u look up worst jokes ever without the .com, you'll find BORED PANDA

.--. .. .

crazt

That’s cause there’s a WJE link on that specific page

it true

hi jake

Hiya deez man!

Hallo!

no?

real

aye wsp jake

bru

Das is a squirrel mit a blurred middle finger

Wo sind alle hin?

a

s

s

h

o

l

e

real

Arschloch

p

i

e

bue

be

bye

Your german is really good👍🏻

noice

germans cool

ikr

i took a german class last year nd im doing another one next year

OMG

MAL LEMME HELP YOU THEN

I will try my best to help you

crazu

Ethan you good

no

YAYAYAYAY

hey amy

YUHH]

]HHUY

.

YAYAYAYAYYAA

HEY SAHH

HRU

drinking dope

turned me to a superhero

Woof.

.fooW

Real shit

hii

Daddy mal hii

hruu

GOOD HBU

SAH

U MEANIE

IM RLLY GOOD CUS I HAD AN AMAZING IDEA TODAY

WHY

HI CHARLIE POOKIE BBG

MOMMY

AM I NOT ONE OF UR POOKIES WOOKIES COOKIES !? DO I NOT DESERVE THAT HONOR

NO WAIT YOU ARE MY SUGAR DADDY RIGHT

OH HOLD ON

Yuh

GOOD

UPDATET THE LUST

I'm putting in my bio tht ur my sugar baby

WHAT WHAT

PQGAHSHJSSJJSGSJS YAYAYAYYA

OKAY SO IM GONNA MISS PROM THIS YEAR CUS IM GOING TO POLAND DURING IT

ND LIAM ND I WERE SAD ABT IT

funni

ND TODAY I REALISED THAT INSTEAD OF PROM WE COULD DO SMTH J THE 2 OF US

SO IM THINKING

PRETTY BEACH

its in

MUSIC

WERE BOTH DRESSED NICELY

aw

WOAHHHH

ND DANCING TOGETHER

which is way better than prom

thats so

sweet

awh

OMG SO SWEET

Nu uh

i hope it happens cus i was literally ready to cry when i found out im missing prom

fym nuhuh?

😭 I WANT THAT

Wsg schwuchtels

Don't even with the attitude already

YAYAYAYAYAYA

you said nuhuh to smthin that was true ):

RapBoat did you see my little rap on Sw

I just like saying nu uh

I see

I didn’t see it, lemme go back

Gus hasn't texted me like al day

It's is my convo starter

WHAT!??!?!

sense advis

That not normal

wait

YOU WILL BE DISAPPOINTED IN ME

he has testing tdy

ew testing

real

mal

si

how are you able to get into a collage fi ur homeschooled?

like how do they look at grades

nd records

theres like a special thing parents can do to put your grades in your transcript

oooh

j like they do in public schools

but what if they lie?

nd what i do i still have teachers nd stuff

i j dont go to an actual school

parents could very easily lie

generally you hafta keep stuff like notebooks nd workbooks to prove you did the work

ohh

that makes snes

yeah

Rawr

I js don't really understand homeschoolin

but my parents dont do that since i have teachers

woof

I see

awooo

is it hard to read what my name says?

its confusing

like w/o clicking on my profile

its easy if i look at your profile but otherwise yes

No

okay

i thought it said sky

but im also dumb

so dont quote me

But it reminds me of Dagger on Discord

I asked Cosmo to call me a slut nd Jake said to name myself tht

oh its easier now I js hadm y brightness down

ur not tho.....................

ydk what I do

🥕🍅🥬🥦 𝓢𝓵𝓾𝓽 🍆🥔🌽🥑

cap

also crazy............

okay u do know some

my hair is pretty

my hair is gross rn

mine is poofy

#poofyhairlife

Ethan was tryna be one of those popular kids💀

my hairs poofy too

thats wht i straighten it

why

my hair is

bru , nah I ain't smh smh

sometimes curly sometimes poofy sometimes frizzy sometimes straight sometimes wavy

its js the only hair fit I look good in tbh

Ethan you are acting kinda weird, or am I the only one who is thinking like this

I pointed it out a bit ago but

idk

he's talking the same patterns, but a little diffrent

huh

kinda like dryer but he's dry

eh

he's talking like hes tied 24/7

tired

Ikr

ethan

He is being so dry today

prove its you

Unmotivated

Less energy

Depressed

ETHAN PROVE ITS U

RN

Tired

GIMMIE PROF

Sad

TELL ME SMTHIN ONLY YK

Like ethan,are you sure, you are good

prolly this

Ethannn

Come here

he left ):

huh wsp?

ETHAN

PROVE ITS YOU

RN

TELL ME SMTHIN ONLY YOU WOULD KNOW

bru

tht I'd know u know

RN

old snaps

DO IT

Salutations!

okay

stfu

hi may

lol

hi cosmo

Why is your name slut?

CHARLIE WHY

u said to

=D

WHY DID YOU ACTUALLY DO IT

because she wants people to call her one

CAUSE

YEAH

STOP BEING SO FUCKING HORNG YOURE LITERALLY 9

IM NOT 9

shes 13

ONE DAY MATT IS GONNA SEE YOU SAYING IM 9 AND BAN ME

IM NOT 9

lmao

hi rhino

Wtf

MATT “SLUT” IS 9

Jake

if I get kicked off this site expect me to get your IP adress

Do it

and expect me to go to your house

and expect me to break all your windows

Uh huh

and expect me to ruin your car

WAIT IF YOU DO CAN I HAVE IT ASWELL??!?!?!

slow down there may

NO NOT MY CAR

brb

and expect me to put crumbs in your bed

KEY HIM

bored

Holy shit....

That's rough

I hate crumbs in bed.

and expect me to make your house really really really cold

lemme reverse that rq Jake.

and find u <3

......................

LETS GO

but fr don't get me banned

How are you?

love the pfp

YO

YOOO

AHH HELL NO

FUCK no

WTF

?

Huh?

NAH CUZ LEMME CHECK THT IP RQ

OO

WAIT IS IT FR OR WAS HE PLAYIN LIKE I THOUGHT HE WAS

He won't care, there was a boy on Sw, who was 7 years old..

crazy not surpised

back

I'm pissed rn so I'ma js go

Thank you (?)

alr. cya may

...

oh god

Ikr

Also hi Shy

hah

Hiii

hi shy

and seth

And seth

hah

Sorry to intrude

How are you?

I misread that as meth.

Lmao

Tired, hbuuu

what?

Bad

Whyyy

What what?

👍

ETHAN bro

Ethan yk what

what

Because

Mhm nvm

Because of what

👍kk

Woah

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men Couldn't put Humpty together again Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men Couldn't put Humpty together again Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men Couldn't put Humpty together again

I really hate people who writes k, kk, ok, like bro just type okay

EHHH

I only write ok if it’s the middle of the night, I’m lazy or I want someone to think I’m upset (99% of the time because I actually am upset and they notice changes in my speech patterns)

rawr

nice

lol

Dw, I didn't mean you, I hate those who writes it with on purpose. I can tell when someone is upset and writes k, kk, ok because of it most of the tume

time

I also write ok, k, kk if I'm pissed at someone etc.

Yeah I know I just said it

k :)

Ethan I hate you

guys yall gonna get mad at me

Because of what

Ethan wje crew

kk

yall will see

no

careful, you might piss her off

k

but then yet again...

ive never seen a pissed off weasel in a hello kitty hat

Woah

I really hate it, I can't describe it in words

alr

can you describe it in fist pounding?

on your keyboard?

kk!

No

Darling, it’s an otter

yeah, whatever

The darling was meant to be sarcastic but it sounded strange

it sounds british

YUP YUP ITS AN OTTER

So cute right

Excellent!

🪦

real

because u keep going to sw

OMG ARE YOU STALKING

SO CREEPY😭

I'm feeling uncomfortable😭

ETHAN DID YOU SEE MY MESSAGE ON WJE CREW

i was literally just looking at what was going on sw

huh

Okeee

Ethan

yes

I checked

OKEOKE

Wher3 jak3

idfk

Calm down mr

hi toast

No drama on sw please

Okay

I'm calm

Qha4

alr. my bad

What’s going on?

Idk

Do you guys ever vent to people?

No, dw, it's alright tho

no

rarely.

Yeah unfortunately, because it doesn't help, because they are like "Same same, yk what, when I was blablabl" they always talk about themselves

So I try to not vent anymore

Ikr

But some people are okay

Yup, ig so

And that one depressed ahh friend wants me to vent

oof

I don't vent to anyone tbh

i used to vent on bp

not even my family , works fine :)

I’m not an imposter

Wait or on second thought I am

Lol

Don't do it, it won't help you, because that person will probably be like "yk, I have the same problem"

Me neither, because it doesn't help to vent to family

Feel free to vent by me or something

She’s okay though, but uhhh she makes me feel shitty 90% of the times we exchange messages and this is going too far so I’ll just mouth shit

*shit

DAMN IT

SHUY

SHUT

Eatibg oragne peeel

damn

yep

first time i ever saw shy rag

e

My family would make it very uncomfortable

My family wouldn't even care

So it's really useless

A sight you’ll probably never see me again!

I found a new music album to relate to, yaey

good for u

Glad to hear that (?)

Ah, the awkward silence after me typing in the wrong place

saw shy rag? what tht

i meant rage

Heyyo guys

I didn't talk to you guys for a while

How are you guys

I have become a cleaning rag

meh , hbu SAH?

Tired, I'm not asking how you are, because I already know the answer to that question

I am a rag now

What colour or pattern would I be though?

Mhmmm

heh tru

Tasty, Pinterest is wild at night

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

mo Pinterest is ufck up

Pinterest is cool at some point

Yes

at some point.......

Mostly

I get nice photos recommended on pinterest

um

um

Heyyyy

PERC

PERCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

<333333333333333333

🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

Lmao

💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

lol

PERC

HI GUYSSSS

🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍

💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

<3333333333

<33333333333333333

PERC

AQGWHSHSHSJSJS

HIHIHI

HIHIHIHI

perc, how the hell are u multitasking between 2 sites

Salutations

Wdym

shes also on sw

now

what am i on?

wje

Hi shy, hru?

Perc are you on sw rn???

i doubt it

what's sw

Who thwn

The german version of wje

yep

Ohhhh

you

in English its called bad jokes lmao

I don't have an acc on it

im dumb. i meant sah

OHH YOU MEANT ME, I AM GOOD AT MULTITASKING

ohhhh ok

lol

Terrible, but let’s not ruin things. How are you?

I was so confused lol

But why are you stalking Cosmo😭

Cosmo you can also chat with them

Pretty good!

Yup

its annoying to constantly switch between google chat