Post

NOO don’t leave meee

Bye jake!

WAIT JAKE CHECK UWU RQ

Bye Jake I hope the website doesn’t get fucked up while you’re gone

As Marvel Jesus, and leader of the Wades, I say we must keep this site from falling apart in Jake’s absence

I agree

We must assemble the Wades, then I’ll go over the fundamentals of the way of the Wade

Yes 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Bring pancakes

🥞

🍽️

We gotta make 372,844 pancakes

Let’s cook

Yes

We need a Chef Wade to be in charge of food

Damn

I can’t cook I’m sorry 😢

I bet Rich Wade could hire Gordon Ramsay for us

stop being autistic

Oooooo

“JakeRapesKids” you probably rape them

We need to assemble the Wades

Your pedophile mid ignores a pedo

Mod*

Some people don’t want to be on the website all the time

Stop being Wadist

*summons*

Play the epic Wade theme song and summon the Wades

Who coined the term wadeism???

Not me surprisingly

I don’t remember

I think Holy Wade did, he wrote The Book of Wade

i refuse to join this cult btw

🙏

Well if we can’t make pancakes, let’s go get microwavable pizzas

Bet

🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

🍕PIZZA PARTY🍕

YIPEEEEEEE

This is actually so depressing it’s just the two of us having a pizza party 😭

Pizza is disgusting

Dude, where are the other Wades!?

Idk

Wait does that make it a date?

Maybe….

HMmMmMMmM

😬

😬

Wait. Who are you?

oh, I'll try to check the site more often and do my job as a mod 🫡

I'll join u

I'll join too then

Why are there so many wades

We are in Wadeism

Wade is our Lord Saviour

Our Superior God

is this supposed to be bad news?

you don't even do shit

leave no one asked and no one cares

Clearly people care

https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1xrMw2iJUjU48bJNm-sp0_0zCxQ8Gq-Ph14qndoSmKlk/

Didn't even ban cosmo

He isn't a pedo

He isn't language simp either

lmfao sure

bro just ignores the mountains of evidence

Can yall shut up

We get it

no you don't

because he isn't banned

did u right this?

yes

Just shut the fuck up and fucking get over it my god

worstjokesever.com/@cosmologistinterntobe mods ban this pedo

Nic

nice*

What evidence? It's all speculation

I don't think you understand how serious pedophilia is

Are you May?

Ahem I will be the one monitoring you all while Jakes gone

Who are you talking to

HVUIDVHIUVHVDUI

MY GOOFY ASSPFP

The Cosmo pedo guy not you

HELP

Hi!

so much writing and evidence

Please ban the pedo

worstjokesever.com/@cosmologistinterntobe

Is she a mod?

check doc for evidence

idk

MADIIIII

no shes just jakes gf

Ohhhhh

Oh ok

who is this Jake?

fuck you btw

Sadly no but I have the SAME POWERS EVEN WITH OUT MOD POWERS

Can you shut up for real we get he’s a pedo and you need to give him space

It's serious when it's actually happening

which it isnt

the guy who made the post hes a mod

person who made the post HES VERY SWEET <3

Ah ok. Hru? I'm Lola, I joined yesterday

I see :)

"give a pedo space" is crazyyy

Yall bullied the fuck out of him yesterday

We all get it he’s a pedo

He probably even isn’t 26

well deserved

Yes yes I can tell by the green since that usually happens when their is a new user, Im good and yourself?

What the

Only Cosmo can prove this evidence

I'm good thx :)

...

you missed one women

Good good

Glad to hear Lola

Nice to meet u

donut

I've been asking some people already but, who should I avoid?

that's the discord search bar lol

the site.

Cosmo and anyone who defends him

mh

mhm

Specifally Cosmo for now...as you've seen from the screenshots

this too

real

might I ask your age group?

Yes. Ok

I’m not defending him. How do you know this isn’t edited or you are lying

I'm 15 :) 10th Grade

Okay! great your good then

"for now" sis thinks she can fix him

That's good

....bitch IM NOT FUCKIN BOB THE BUILDER

I MEAN FOR NOW THAT WE FIGURE OUT

WHAT THE FUCK WE DOING WITH HIM

WATCH YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH BUD

BAN HIM

duh

if you can't handle getting bullied or smth leave that happens alor for now it's cosmos turn lmao

worstjokesever.com/@cosmologistinterntobe

FUCKER HOW MANY MODS DO YOU THINK WE HAVE

THEY ARE TRYING

CALM YO ASS DOWN

Get Matt

3?

I don't get bullied haha.

I am not getting Matt

Madi what’s your opinion on the Cosmo tjing

that happens in the site alot

The guy is an adult he has MUCH better things to do

thx for letting me know

I agree. You guys are so immature just be better

The mods have already seen the situation let them take care of it

cosmo or matt?

why tf are ppl so obsessed w cosmo

if any further things happen ill be here

Matt

ah Alr

sounds bout right yeah

lmao

Madi how do you feel about the Cosmo thing I think we need to leave it alone for now but Jake let you in charge

"one down (dagger) 3 more to go (mods)"

frfr

FUCK THT MEANS I HAVE TO DO ALL WORK

He's the only one that can permban

LMAO FRFR

Personally I agree do just leave it alone because 1 Cosmo isnt present right now hes not here so might as well just leave it unless hes here trying to cause something 2 its just more dumb shit for trolls to comment about

SON OF A BITCH.

Yes that i belive should be true.

DONUT bagle

I don't think you understand how severe pedophilia is

Doesnt matter mods are already taking care of it

literally

https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1xrMw2iJUjU48bJNm-sp0_0zCxQ8Gq-Ph14qndoSmKlk/

smh no one realizes im here....

ethan read that

what

And I dont think you understand what the word 'No" means

We are already taking care of it

What more do you have to complain about

how

no is over rated- lmao

worstjokesever.com/@cosmologistinterntobe ban him, tf?

Ask the women who have been sexually assaulted then yu can talk bout "No' being overrated

We already have hes not here right now SO YOU need to let it be

APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN

BUT YOU NEEDA JUST

TUNE IT DOWN

I;m just scared he'll hurt kids

gets harassed" (says no) "precedes to be harassed"

And thats completely fine to worry about but we are all here and since Jake (our most active mod) is out doing his break ill be monitoring everywhere

I'm back what happened while I was gone

ok thank you

So if anything does happen, like you've seen already with new users im telling them to stay away

Your welcome

ALSO HI PERC

IM SO SORRY I DIDNT SAY HI

IT'S OK

HRUUU

you should be sorry "sorry about your body count-"

I'm back

where's my hi

BITCH?

YOU CANNOT BE TALKING

IM GOOD HRU PERC? <3

Wow.

Im going to contact matt on this matter.

wsg?

I cant read ur name BUT HI

its in to much cursive

and my eyes

I can WHERE THE FUCK IS "hi plunderer-monkey d luffy-akihto-anime- WHERE?

send me the german link anyone.

are still blury from wakingup

where my hi at donut

send me the german link anyone.

^^^

thanks

send me the german link anyone.

Your welcome

I DIDNT FAIL MY SEMINAR

MADI BE PROUD OF ME

I'M GOOD BUT I HAVE TO LEARN ABOUT ROCKS IN CLASS RN <3

HUH? THE FUCK?

well done

AMY WHEN THE HELL YOU GET HERE?

good job little sis

ABAHAHAHH

YOU CALLED ME LITTLE SIS

ROCKSSS

<3

BE HAPPY IM PRAISING U SMH

stone your teacher

IAMIAM

I'm about to learn about Hitler :(

do the hitler salute

lol

i wil

coz like

DONUT

fisrt period i have history

right now?

i have ap world first period too

YES

donut

what

QUE PASA

WHAT

I would but there is too much legal stuff

can you tell me a story worstjokesever.com/community/p/65ce620bfbfbdd260ec1a608

should i draw a hitler symbol next

lmao

NOOOO ITS SO BORING

WHO THE FUC-

advanced?!

college level

whats that ring.

OH HEYYYYY

U WERE THT ONE NICE FUCKERRR

Nice. I'm in 10th Grade

who and who

I have contacted matt.

You made the post

I'm in 8th haha

oof

Ikr

yeah ik

im monkey d luffy

ETHAN

What.

IS IT RLY NESSISARY

ring

Nice!

YOU COULDVE JUST TEMPERORY BANED HIM

AND THEN KEEP DOING IT

Donut i did not ask you.

I want this shit figured out.

completely.

If im the only one willing to.

i have made lots of accs these are the ones you all know me by Akihiko Sanada OG 👑🔥Monkey D. Luffy🔥👑 ⋆♰𝖑𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖙 𝖇𝖆𝖈𝖍 𝖕𝖑𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖊♰⋆

Bitch I dont give a fuck if you asked or not

Welp, idc.

Im telling you was it nessisary

necessary

...

What is going on)

im letting it slide.

Cool! The nicest ring I have is from my Great Grandmother. She died and left me an emerald ring

What happened

Stuff.

Like what

like I was saying

Cosmo

as usual

Cosmo , issue im getting into contact with matt about this matter.

WHICH ETHAN CANT ANSWER A FUCKIN QUESTION

Don’t get Matt into this Cosmo

Which qeustion.

Welp , to late lad/

...

We don’t actually have real evidence of him being pedk

ethan im surpised

It could be edited

that dani

can have the same braincells as you

Ethan check your uwu

that’s what she said

What are we even talking about

Jake

i cant

Hi jake

i lost my acc again

Womp Womp nigga

BUDDY

HIIII <3333

YOU CANR BE ON HERE

welp.

You don’t need to contact matt

WOMP WOMP

talk in my mod post jake

oof bro i alr did........................

Oh no

Thats what I said smh

BUT DID HE LISTEN

NO

🤦‍♂️

STUPID

plant

Amy.

do you like my plant mask

Girl

madi

LIKE YOU (I'm sorry)

NO ONE CARES ABT THE FUCKIN PLANT

Jake , go talk in my mod post.

WHY

ITS PROBABLY MADE OUT OF PLASTIC

BAHAHAVHDVHIUH

YOURE MADE OUT OF PLASTIC

I do :(

I LOVE MT PLANT

ITS DEAD

NO

its a fake PLANT

ITS NOT

I had to say it

YOURE FAKE AMH

I like it

NAH YOU GET A GOLD STICKER FOR THAT⭐

BITCH IM NOT REGINA GEORGE

YAY

YES YOU ARE

IM NOT BLONDE

I WANT A FOLD STICKER

PLEAAE

NO

YOUVE BEEN BAD

ONLY GOOD USERS

GET GOLD STICKERS

😏

...

AMY

JKJJ

I'M BLONDE

AMY

IM SORRY

HUVUIDHVIU

AM I REGINA GEORGE?

NAH

YOUR KATIE SMITH

WHOS THAT

GASPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

“you’ve been a bad, bad, girl; time for your punishment baby girl”

Kinky

........

WHAT

SHE CAN TELL THE WEATHER WITH HER BOOBS

WOAH THERE

IM NOT A LESBIAN

CALM DOWN

hi

5TH SENSE

WOW I'M MAGICAL

YUP

BI

I’LL MAKE ONE OUT OF YOU

MAL HIIII

THE FUC-

Also kinky

BITCH I DONT LIKE PUSSY

OMG PERC

HI

HMM

It's better you should

wtf yall talking about........

HRU

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS ETHAN

your micro penis

IM ALRIGHT HBU

GO TALK TO DANI

tic tac dick

PRETTY GOOD

HAHAHA

I STARTED WHEEZIN AT THAT

DONT DIE

I WANTED TO KILL YOU

smh

NOT AMY

tf is happening here

DANI PROLLY DID TOO WHEN SHE SAW THAT SHIT

apparently i can tell the weather with my boobs

i never sent shit...............

bro wha...........................

im ded............................

Hi Mal

Ethan, mod post

kk

HAAHAHAHAHAHAH

hey

oh wow

Hi!

I knew u wouldn’t leave

womp

Hi Wade

Sup Lola

Hru?

Womp womp

Pretty good, u?

I'm good, on my way to school

oh its wade

Wadeeeeee

Ouch, thought we were friends

Oh

Waaaaaaadeee

Hiiiiii

Wsg

Greetings!

womp

Womp?

yes lol

What does womp mean?

Was it you, who uploaded a new post on SW?

Hiii

nun honestl

Yes it was.

womp womp

Ah okay I see

PERCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC dkdjakdjlkajkldjkaljkdlk

Hello! How are you?

welp i tired , bored

Hey Opal

saemmmeemme

hi shy

Good, what about you?

Bored

Did you know or guess?

HIIIIIII

INEGNIOUS SUMMON THE WADES

Good :) (both)

Wait alastor is shy?

I am summoned

Yes :)

the wade cult is so autistic

WHATTTT

SILENCE SLADE

dead pool is not even that good and he's just emo spiderman

I WASNT SAYING IT IN A BITCHY WAY BRO

DOUGLE SILENCE SLADE

IMPORTANT NEWs! COMING THROUGH

Ooh it’s just that’s usually perceived in a negative tone lmao

dougle is the wadist way of saying double now, it is decided

Fair fair

VOTE

i will be back in like five minutes

Ok.

where dani?

On earth hopefully!

Locked in my basement

YOU GAVE YOURSELF AWAY YOU IDIOT

locked in my basement (Ha-ha!) Feminist women love Eminem "Chicka-chicka-chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what Flippin' the you-know-who", "Yeah, but he's so cute though" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

CHAT

www.youtube.com/shorts/VdeVizRz5RQ

Shit I heard my name my parents are talking about me

oof

AI app is wild

Im not telling

smh pinche pendejo

Those screenshots don't look edited my guy

pretty sure that mf a pedo

Kevin.

M

Kevin is El

Your profile pic is cool

thx

How are you all today?

Hi, I'm back

ELLLLLLLLLLLL HIII

Who is El?

El is Kevin

All these Wades are confusing me

So I believe that Cosmo is not Lavi Berko and that Lavi Berko is some kid who Cosmo has groomed that's my theory

El creates like a shit ton of alt accounts for absolutely no reason

Oh. Is there something wrong with El?

Ohhhhh

hi sah

I’m the original gangster, the OG

Do we like her or not?

Hi Leo

Eh depends

ah ok

Yup yuppp

I'm guessing she's a bit bitchy?

but cosmo literally emailed me as lavi berko and typed the same way

U can tell me a part because my name different and just says Wade, I stand out🗿

Very interesting, but I’ve watched too much game theory to know I need a shit ton of evidence to back up a theory

Thank you, so smart🤓

I would never have thought of that

Lmao

How are you wade, is everything alright

HUVIDUHBIUH

OMG OMG OMG

SAH

HIII

sah why are you never active :(

DONUTTTTTTTTTTTT

HIII SAHHHHHHHHH

HRUUUUUU

ITS BEEN FOREVERR

Yea I’m good, turned this place into like a cult following now lmao

Is El gone now?

its actually so annoying wtf did you create

All Hail King Wade

EH EH EH bro school sucks, I don't have barely time, but I will try to be more often here, since I'm a mod and should check the site

Do not question me, for I am the Messiah. I am Marvel Jesus

IM GOODDDDDDDD HOW ABOUT YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

no you are not

(This is why you’re my favorite, don’t tell the others wink)

:)

Glad to hear, you are doing great and I see I see PQGQGAHAHAH

U should join us lmao

Yeahhhh

sah dont fall into his trap

shhhhhh

AGQGQHQHAHAHSH I could do it for fun for a day

But idk

Lol

It’s very fun, there’s like 20 of us now lmao

do it!

JOin usssssss

Where did donut go

Join Wadeism

NEVER

let take the same Pfp and then we will confuse everyone

SHould I put my Deadpool pfp back on?

I can find u a lady Deadpool one if u want

This guy is definitely a pedophile.

sahhhh

Lol

Okeee thank you

Cosmo?

Omg dagger jr

Mallll

Hello again

Yes. There's no doubt about it now.

hruuu

Yea

Hello SaH.

Wait are you a Wade now? Congrats

I'm good how about you

People lie about their age on the internet all the time, no one knows for sure

HI SAH

im alright

The pics could be fake and the account is a Cosmo alt

Sure :)

How are youuu, it's been a while

HIII FLAPÖY