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Disturbing Suitcase Discovery

A man had just finished drinking at the pub yk how it goes walking besides the train tracks AND THIS WAS A SMALL VILLAGE SO NOT MUCH HAPPENED When suddenly he saw a random silver case on the side in the grass near the train tracks NOW PEOPLE HAD BEEN SEEING THIS SUIT CASE FOR A FEW WEEKS NOW but no one did anything or opened it because what if a man left it yk? cant go through someones stuff But the mans curiosity got the best of him and he opened the silver suitcase he saw a clump of hair he opened it a little bit more and saw a human eye he closed it back up and decided to call the police the day was raining too because a storm formed so the police put a tent over the suitcase until the next morning to see the potential edvidence of a crime scene the next morning the police got to the suitcase opened it and found a dead women who had been pretty harshly shoved into that suitcase BUT THIS WASNT JUST ANY TYPICAL KINDA SUITCASE THING Her hands and knees and fingers had been all tied together so she couldn’t move and her whole face was tightly covered in this blue ish tape tht had mens faces on it The womens face had been tightly covered her whole head in like decorative tape not the kind u use for packaging only part that wasnt taped were her eyes her body was a purple ish blue color you could tell she had been there for awhile decomposing once they got the tape off got to look at the body more they didnt have much all they could tell was that the women was possibly south asian They didnt have much to look at they didnt have many leads no ID nothing so this case was still ongoing this murder case happened in Yorkser in london / COME TO THIS https://worstjokesever.com/community/p/65ce5b6ffbfbdd260ec19fd0 FOR PART 2 THIS WAS MADE BY DONUT

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he was VERY nice to them

a little too nice...

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You really think someone’s going to read all of that shit!

People will more likely read it if you make it in multiple comments

The Unknown King of Moderation

Your mom has a lot of plot holes

You do too.

The Unknown King of Moderation

Your mom has a lot of plot holes

ur going after my mom now???

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ahem ahem

Nope! I will not be quiet!

Cosmologistinterntobe

ur going after my mom now???

go explore madis plot holes

wow you’re still going

The Unknown King of Moderation

I will

ew

The Unknown King of Moderation

Who are yoy

O Bigbrain, such brain proportions have never been observed amongst humans! I am the popcorn dealer, figure it out, now chance that I’m fucking going to help you guys right now

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yoy

Small sharp fighting knife!

Nahhh Duolingo’s being wild today, it said β€œhe works because he want to eat”

Duolingo woke up and chose wildness like Opal chose hostility or whatever it was

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my teachers so fucking annoying smh

imagine still being at school

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im tryna tell a story here tf

Does it look like I (I can only talk for me) give a shit? Are you really that bad at reading people?

The Radio Demon

O Bigbrain, such brain proportions have never been observed amongst humans! I am the popcorn dealer, figure it out, now chance that I’m fucking going to help you guys right now

people with bigger brains have less neural connections, and so they have slower thought processes. so basically calling someone a big brain is calling them dumb

Cosmologistinterntobe

people with bigger brains have less neural connections, and so they have slower thought processes. so basically calling someone a big brain is calling them dumb

That is my point.

π”‡π”žπ”€π”€π”’π”― 𝔍𝔯.

You could just... commit an actual crime. It's free, and easy.

arson

insider trading

so many options

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You could just... commit an actual crime. It's free, and easy.

Not completely free, equipment costs money unless you’re planning to be a Stone Age man and use rocks to make a fire ig

π”‡π”žπ”€π”€π”’π”― 𝔍𝔯.

Why is the heart mewing?

it’s a gigaheart

Cosmologistinterntobe

jacking off in a police car

brings a whole new meaning to β€œcuffed up”

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

lmao

Your pfp looks angry

Cosmologistinterntobe

jacking off in a police car

while the spark plugs spark

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The heart mogs, LMFAO.

lmaooo

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....DAGGER JR STOP PROMOTING MURDER

Why ever not?

Cosmologistinterntobe

but murder

Murder is fun! You’ll be very popular amongst criminals, especially if you’re a cannibal, they’ll respect u bc they’ll be scared you’ll eat them if they anger you. Easy money!

π”‡π”žπ”€π”€π”’π”― 𝔍𝔯.

Jew cope lol receding hairlines means you have a shit diet and/or shit genetics.

i have a pretty good hairline

Cosmologistinterntobe

receding hairlines usually show that a person is sexually mature

What about both?

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YALL WANNA SEE THE WOMEN?

yes

Cosmologistinterntobe

receding hairlines usually show that a person is sexually mature

um

Flappy.

um

HU FLAPPY

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You literally wear yarmulke to hide your bald spot LMFAO stop the cap or rather keep wearing the cap

pun intended?

Ξ±my

HI FLAPPY

hi amyyyy

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾
Image

Victim’s blood

Flappy.

hi amyyyy

i have to go to rowing

Cosmologistinterntobe

its just ketchup...

Ehhhh. Hehe forget what I said!

Cosmologistinterntobe

row row row ur boat

GENTLY DOEN THE STREAM

Ξ±my

i have to go to rowing

when

The Radio Demon

Hello drowning tsunami cat!

My pfp is a cat too

Because we all know he likes anime

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

I don't need to I was there

Brush your teeth or sooploosh will bug youuuuu

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Mr.Kim the murderer

that jawlines is wild

The jawline is kinda sigma

Flappy.

when

1 hour 😭

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

AG's a bitch

You're talking about yourself buddy

Ξ±my

1 hour 😭

ouchh

Cosmologistinterntobe

thats sum jawline

(please tell me that u got the joke)

Flappy.

how longs it

2hours

Cosmologistinterntobe

(please tell me that u got the joke)

i did

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

this was one of my last accs lmao

the dumb thing in front is blocking the cool thing

All those people look the same and it's all the same plot

Anyone want popcorn? I happen to be the dealer of it!

Anonymous

All those people look the same and it's all the same plot

No shit Koreans look Korean

The Radio Demon

No shit Koreans look Korean

lol

yes it is who else is a weeb

Cosmologistinterntobe

dealers are bad

No I mean I sell popcorn! Any price (mostly) but I’ll favour a dead body! Drugs are the other guy, he’s hard to miss

Also wahts out internet password

Whats our internet password

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

obsessed with ag or smth???

Naw

like blood related not toast

y'all sound like amazing siblings me and my sister hate each other

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

obsessed with ag or smth???

he's just really suspicious of everyone

ima need ur chromebook obvi

but im not taking it from u once i get there thats mean

Cosmologistinterntobe

he's just really suspicious of everyone

I feel so threatned by you

Anonymous

but im not taking it from u once i get there thats mean

elegantchair215

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

can't relate me and my bother are like best friends and my sister is just my sister lmao/

Damn...

so like maybe around 6 or 7 js like we can watch tv in your room nd u bring your chreombook in there also nd after an hour or so ima bring the chrembook into my room

Anonymous

I feel so threatned by you

you should be. because i will flash my dick at u. mwahahahaha. i am totally a pedophile. bow down before me. mwahahahaha

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elegantchair215

why did our wifi cnage..........

Cosmo I don't actualy think you're a peo

nd why did that remind me of stabbing the chair..

Anonymous

so like maybe around 6 or 7 js like we can watch tv in your room nd u bring your chreombook in there also nd after an hour or so ima bring the chrembook into my room

Roman?

Cosmologistinterntobe

stop talking advantage of ur lil bro

im nto

Quotev is for losers I've been on it's just myspace

UNDERTALE PLAYER

do you want to go to the school with us

YEssssssssssssss

yall might have a snow day tmrw

Anonymous

Quotev is for losers I've been on it's just myspace

i use it cause my dads a strict basterd nd its the onoly way i can talk to people who dont come on wje often caus eim limited to only a school computer

ima stay up all night so js remind me i said i would

only wake me up if yk itinst one

wait do yall walk to school than find out if its like closed

cosmo i odnt have school tmrw and i sleep all day

Anonymous

wait do yall walk to school than find out if its like closed

we wake

Anonymous

cosmo i odnt have school tmrw and i sleep all day

alr. so watch tiktok all night or whatever

Cosmologistinterntobe

alr. so watch tiktok all night or whatever

EW TIKTOK EW

Well than ill walk w/ u guys

cause the school should tell her

when i move there ima wake you two nd me up

i have my alarm clock so i can

WELL IF I SEE HIM IMA KICK HIM

Anonymous

WITH STEEL TOED BOOTS

don't forget to put rusty nails on the end so he will get tetanus

dylan will get annoyed if i walk with yal

i told him not to do tht around me

Anonymous

i told him not to do tht around me

let him do it every once in a while

hi

heyy

oh bye

mal my hair is NOT hairing

it looks pretty thoughhh

my hair is a mess rn

i havent brushed it since yesterday

WHY WHAT

I BRUSHED IT YESTERDAY

J NOT TODAY'

i put clay in my locket nd tahtnnnst that

the first ever screenshot i took on this chromebook

nd somewhy this is the second

i h8 how i odnt live thetr nd i cant ever do shit w/ u guys

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Jake ur not my little brother so idc

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Screenshotted

i dint plan on deleteing

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roman do u want ur black zipup hoodie back

the one i wore to the hockey game

Alr ima dip mom should be here soon enough