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Hi

Hotel Hazbin is the most shitiest show ever.

Based

Ikr

"Hell is actually really cool and epic, guys"

- Satan

I wouldn't be surprised if an actual demon made that show to seduce mortals into suffering eternally.

Who ever watch Hotel Hazbin, go kill yourself.

Nah, then they'd go to hell and get what they want.

True

Whoever watches Hotel Hazbin needs to be flayed alive.

That’s better

They both got adopted by Satan.

What in the world are yall yapping about

Satan is a pedo jew btw

Kill yourself.

Based lol

No thank you

True.

That's what circumcision is

That sounds like you 😂

Found the Jew

I’m not Jewish

Jews always project

Bro just betrayed Dagger and Dagger Jr. 💀

My parents are both Buddhist

Good morningggggggg

hiii=3

It was more of a joke

DAGGER JR

HI

Heyy amy

How is Satan a jew I feel like he'd be a satanist

suck up

Moloch

what

u dedicated ur whole acc to a soda

Sup

Hi Dagger jrrr

helllo bro

i’m glad you’re back

And you’re a Gayass femboy obsessed with Godzilla

it’s toast

Godzilla is cool

The two jews (opal and cosmo) are also the most insufferable and unlikeable sacks of feces the site has ever seen, who would've guessed?

I wanna make a deal w moloch bc he cant take my firstborn if I dont have kids

Starry tasted like shit.

apparently he has some sort of self esteem issue

Hi.

HRU

WOW NO HI FOR ME?

The off brand of Sprite.

Hello Donut.

For me neither 🤝😂

nvm yall I gotta hi

Hey Dagger Jr

Hi Donut

Hey Wade

How you doing Jr

Hello Wade

madi

Hii

hruuu

HOWDY FELLERS

Lmao. 🤣

hi madi

I know your Dagger Jr.

say hi back

Hru

So are you guys…. Idk who yall are

i hate this place

ylu dont understand

HI FLAPPYY

Naaaaaaaah

i cannot wait to be done with school

Same.

you dont understand

oh wait maybe you do

but

Will u be done soon?

😭

NO

Im good hru?

Fuck....

I STARTED 20 MINUTES AGO 😭😭

no hi back smh

Oh okay

HI AMYY

What

My school will be ended at May 31st.

:DDDD

I think.

Nice to hear :) I'm good too

so will your life, hopefully

I HAVE A BREAK NEXT WEEK

Good good, glad to hear NF

he has like one good song

Idgas.

hi

MALLARD

Flappy, AG, Wade, Donut, wow, 4 of you motherfuckers still somehow find joy in this shithole.

MALLLLLLL

HI GORGEOUS

Malllllllllllll

what about me

....I was talking to Nintendo

HEY FLAPPY

Oh, mal too.

why am i not included

HEY AMY

HEY NF

I barely do

hey map

mal

And Amy

I dont find joy

then

HOW ARE YOU

huh

hey ingenious

Only from my amigos

I just come here occasionally to see whats happening or to say Hi to users

IM GOOD HBU

Nobody gives a fuck about you, you worthless piece of shit. / wrists

NF

Actually, I'm leaving right now.

huh

😂

Bye.

mallrd

HRU

mall

Bye AG!

mal

Woah what ingenious do?

mallard

True.

Never come back

flappy

how

IM GOOD HBU

is

your

day

i sneezed

goood

hows yours

MINES GOOD EXCEPT

SCHOOL

AND UM

SIWM

AND UM

UM

IHCSUVIUVHSIUVHIU

i hate school so much and also rowing hurts

EVERYTHING BASICALLY

Yayyyyyyyyyyy - im good too :)

DAGGER JR

SCIHUCIHU

I CANT EVEN BE MAD AT THT

I BUSTED OUT LAUGHING

IMA GET SUED FOR THT

yayy

Sorry, I just will bully newfags no matter what. I don't care what Jake or Matt do.

oh that suckss

schezwan sauce

ILL LET IT SLIP

CAUSE IT WAS KINDA FUNNY.

my cats were beinf so cute this morning

i wanna go home 😭

pussy

me too bro

i woke up to my cat meowing in my face

Nintendo Fan = NF Or don't I understand the problem?

"21 21"

cus she wanted food

i have to pack cause i’m going to florida tomorrow

Based

Have fun

aw

Atleast he said sorry

LMFAO

Am I a newfag then

yeah

i hope i do

Yep

oh cool

i got sum new outfits for it

ITS ONLY NINE

(i hate florida)

OOOO

BRO BRO MY RICH FRIEND

HE SAID

HE DOESNT PACK ANY OF HIS CLOTHES WHEN HE GOES ANYWHERE AT ALL AND HIS MOM JUST BUYS EVERYTHING BC

(stop me too but my parents are dragging me there but at least my friends are coming)

My cat doesn't meow, he mews. Gigachat.

wassup

"SHE ALREADY HAD PICS OF HIM IN HIS OLD STUFF"

Have fun then :)

i’ll show you later

bye bye

Yall gotta quote this shit

Oh wait yesterday for Valentines day I got these really cute shirts

nic

e

will someone pls tell me wtf is happening

not that cute I got a white shirt that fit nicely and a little beachy top

no, opal

very nice very nice.

wow

cool

WHATS THE CATS NAME

That's opal?

i'm not opal u dumb fuck

I’m just as confused as you 😭

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

HAHA

it isn't opal

i got like a green cropped tank top and a black tennis skirt

u r opal

HVIUDVHIUDVHDVIU

Yes you are.

*theme song*

JOHN CENA?

YALL

and then a black top with jean shorts

DAGGER JR GOTTA GIGACHADDY CATTY

Yap yap yap yap

Consume industrial amounts of molten shit.

and also a sundress

so "unfunny" 😂

POOKIE

Dagger jr

Bro I feel the same way

u goddamn bot

I gotta question

Hello

I see u

I DIDNT GET TO GIVE YOU THIS YESTERDAY

its not opal

ik

ITS OKAY LMAO

Stalker????

Hahhahaha

:))))))

Rather be a bot than be a jew

no we're jus in the same class

Sounds good lol

I HOPE YOU LIKE IT

real

DAGGER JR

Im hanging it on my wall

Im so hunrgy

Oh that makes a lot of sense

ims o hungry

i'm not a fucking jew!

ya

I HAVENT EATEN SINCE 5 😭

cough

yes u are

who said tht

Hey flappy

THEN EAT

hey

Idk 😂

IM IN SCHOOL

bro u don't even know me

AND THIS TEACHER IS LIKE

HATES ME'

hi

Take a ride on the holocoaster, you coin-clipping, country-occupying, hand-rubbing, hairline-receding, prematurely-aging, foreskin-chewing, shekel-sniffing piece of shit.

yall dont have snacks?

DAGGER JR

Oh okay

NO I DO BUT

CAN I STEAL UR CAT

When can u eat?

Then who tf are you

what class u in?

OH HANF ON

who u talkin to

he is han

Yes

You can try.

It’s mine

wha

GIMME

GIMME THE GIGACHADDY CATTY

NO THR CAT IS MINE

BITCH

Talking to opal

*gigachat

BUT NOT ME

cool

SO THT GIVES ME AN ADVANTAGE

i know you is han

SO I GET THE CAT

SUCK IT

DAGGE JR

u dont even know english

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Not me

flapppy come bro don’t leave me

Han Solo is also a jew so I'm not him

is han

Wsg Wade

flappy

Wsg

wades just.....wade

Facts

flappy check our group chat

No, unless you're cheating on Jake with a girl.

i want emily on so bad bro

Ew no tf

Can I join 🥺

no.

nop\

What about me?

it’s just for me, flappy, and emily

SEE FUCKERS

congrats

if u say one more thing abt me ur info will get leaked

THE METAL CLIP PART OF MY PEN IS BENT

Yeah I have a dick of course you’re not

AND I CANNOT FIX IT

he's in denial

stop it

this is so disheartening

NOOOOO I HATE

flappy gc

so will yours

Wtf-

THE METAL CLIP PART OF YOUR PENIS BENT?!?!

sure

Aw

pen _ is

penis

no

pen

is

i

s

If Jake wasn't with Madi he'd have homosexual tendencies, because he lives in California and drinks flouride water.

h

p

e

a

n

n

no he doesn’t

i

s

not anymore

cough

Or do I? Muahahahahaha

that proves it

Bro California is so cool

c

o

l

m

he doesnt know that madis a discord kitten

Huh

m is crazy

bahahaha

thoughtless u want any more

what do those letters mean

I do still

you is han tho

y

Dagger jr said himself

o

t

Wtf

hg

v

hmmm

AND IM NOT JEWISH

i

h

can you stop

s

h

a

n

ok

nice

you co lm tho

ishan?

YALL ITS GETTING ANNOYING

nothing

who tf is ishan

no one

i am calm

HAHA

Ok I won’t ask just in case it’s someone’s name

Lol, I remember I bullied the shit out of you once when you were wearing those gay circus profile pictures because I thought you were Jewish.

no not calm, COLM!

.....................

it is, he misspelled it tho

do jewish people regularly dress as clowns

WHICH PROFILE?

THOSE WEIRD PRIDE FLAG ONES?

the juggalo one

u dont even know me lol

unfunny does

awe

Vintage meme. Straight from 2015

but that one was to be apart of the clown gang

FLAPPY CHECK GC BRO

brrrrrrrr

stfu nerd

COME BACK THERES NO ONE ELSE

Nice

i think he is han

I was talking to Donut, you absolute retard. If you traded your extra chromosomes for braincells, you'd realize that.

why am i reading this in your voice

how about me

Why do you hate everyone lmao

MUAHAHAHA

HAIUADHIUHADI

so….no?

thts a funny word to say

hold up bitch gotta pee fr

Because they're all bitchass motherfuckers that deserve to be violently mutilated and hung up on telephone poles from the ballsacks.

It makes sense

TELEPHONE POLES HAVE BALLSACKS?

But don’t you think that’s a little…extreme

well thats not very jolly

good luck

am i one

I think it's a reasonable punishment.

I don’t think that’s..yknow what nvm

What...

what if they don’t have ballsacks? will you use the labia?

No, you post good memes that capture the spirit of the old site.

nice

Dagger Jr. am I one

Waste of energy. Just impale them through the "exit" and to the "entrance".

based

my legs hurt so much rowing was so intense yesterday

Do you have night terrors or something

im back

The shit you're saying hasn't been said since like 1879

Hi

Hello

Like a hog on a spitroast, but human. Well, that's a bit redundant if you're referring to American women.

Hell

Dagger jr

What I'm saying is completely normal.

(cause that shit is overpriced for no reason)

dagger is going to play me piano today :)))

You're the ones that are crazy.

Sephora is weird I've been there twice

What the fuck is a sephora?

Hell on earth

YES.

Nawww you sound like a 80 year-old man

LITTERALLY

its a shop with makeup and shit

Oh is it because of the Sephora kids on TikTok

thats overpriced asf

I went there once

I SAW

FUCKING SPAWNS

OF FUCKIN 10 YR OLDS

he’s so sweet

More like an organ for your funeral.

THT LOOK 18

Hahahaha I live near a giant sephora I see those fuckers all the time

Ben (((Shapiro))) He's literally wearing a Yarmulke in that image, Republicunts are so dumb.

no

that is literally impossible

oh boy, dagger jr. is back

Can we not start with politics or religion Dagger Jr.?

exactly

^

No need for that right now

yeah

This kike repeating the same phrase over and over like a broken record. You call us "goyim" but if we're animals, then you're soulless inanimate objects.

No lets get religious asf. If all our gods were to fight, who would win? My god is a creature who devours the spirits of planets so I'd say mine solos most other gods

Hey bro I'm not jewish but some of my friends are, they're really cool

you are an animal. homo sapiens are animals

We specifcally are Homo Sapiens Sapiens

Wait this sounds random but is it Leviathan

My friend was telling me about this

Yeh I made him up

Raper leviathan

for a sci fi story im writing

its written in the style of a religious text

Oh well my friend was talking about Leviathan

is ur friend on WJE?

Yeah, I guess they must be cool from having a cold, empty heart and lack of soul.

bc they prolly heard it from me

No it's like a sea creature apparently

Biblical

Dagger jr

jake and madi together

ohhh u mean that guy

do you know the band Nirvana

yeh I named him after that

atleast they got my glowy skin right

I think you're talking about yourself, bro!

I wanna make a bunch of jokes but people would bully us for it lmfao

Madi is Shrek and Jake is the lil one right?

More pilpul bullshit. You know what I meant, asshole.

the word for whale is levyatan, which means monster, so..... yes, literally

yes

huh

Figured lol

hmm

smh how rude

if im an asshole, than you are a wonderful, innocent angel

"No u" Go look up the process of circumcision and tell me again that I'M the soulless one.

Fuck the scrolling system here. It is bad.

D-do u maybe wanna uh, see a movie or smthn >~<

.

Wtf

He also lost his wife

THE FUC-

I know how it works dumbass, it's a normal thing in some religions

Hello

Jake u there?

Dagger Jr, can you go away? No one asked you to be here

Hello, son. I have missed you.

AY AY JAKE IS VERY HOT BE NICE

Dagger!

DAGGY WAGGY

Your son called you old

I don't know any of these users ;-;

No matter.

Well nobody likes it when I make sexual jokes so I figured I’d refrain

Yoooo.

Hey, Amy.

Hey Dagger

Wsg.

I am Ingenious

how are you? :))

Hiya King!

Finally lol

✋

thank you

hi dagger

HI DAGGER

Congrats on outing yourself as a godless piece of shit with no morals. If you think mutilating a newborn's penis is "normal" in any context, you should kill yourself.

thank you so much honestly

Yes, please keep the horniness off of WJE.

Of course he did

Sup.

Only I can make sex jokes. Not you.

Hi.

HOW

real

NO, really?

How to get spanked by your dad lesson 1.0

If you think that you're smart you're wrong.

How's school