Post

EUGH

FAGGGOT

HAHA!

UH

FUCK ME

delete ur post angel

You have someone for that

NO!

Delete yourself, Cosmo.

no

I do 0-0

i would rather not

The nice way to say “kill yourself”

No worries, someone else will do it for you, then.

nope

AUGH

MHOHHP

MPHGHIN

ANGBHN

MGPHGIN

i will die naturally

MMPGHG

stop being constipated

IM NOT

"Nop- ACK!"

IM HAVEING SEX

HAHA!

With whom?

UHHHHHHHHH_

Yeah, I guess being stabbed in the chest 73 times is technically "natural".

AUHGH

yeah, that won't happen

MPGHIN

MPSMGHMM

MPGHHINNGG

alastor lets get married

AGHUNIGNG

now

bad angel

how

NO

hoe

Most likely by his own hand!

IM SORRY

PLEASE

IM GOOD

I SWEAR

PLEASE

Yep, because you can see the future, right?

PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE

ALASTOR STOP BEING A HOE AND MARRY ME

hurlo

Fucking schizo, lmao.

OH AND YOU CAN?!

NO

HEY!

I MISSED YOU

ALASTOR MARRY ME INSTEAD

HAHA! Never going to happen.

Watch out, amy, the 25 year old pedophile, Cosmo, is lurking.

or its statisticallt unlikely

cmon slut

I mean, being murdered isnt that unlikely

ha ha ha. so funny

SHUT UP YOU LOVE ME

NO

Who’re you?

Auhghh

SHUT UP ANGEL IMMA RAPE YOU

DO IT

bad wade

OKAY

WATCH ME SLUT

The chances of you dying painlessly are as well. Especially after what you've done, karma will hit you hard.

NOT U RIGHT NEXT TO ME SAYING THIS

REAL

WAIT ALASTOR IS WADE

IM SO SILLY

ew

No

no

good karma, that is

OH OKiE

ALASTOR MARRY ME

imma beat you

Also no, you’re married to Gus

Wade doesn't seem like the type of guy to watch hazbin hotel

Yes, I'm sure you'll get "good karma" for showing your chode to kids. Very reasonable.

OH YEAH

then again

why wont you marry me </3

he's such a sub

JAKE WHAT

HAH DO IT

and maybe he got into it from the verbalas vid

No, but jack off to it is a different story.

*verbalase

I LOVE THIS SONG TBH ^^

hi jake

Haha fr

REAL

the anon is back

JAKE HOW DO YOU KNOW HOW PEOPLE ARE SUBS WHAT

What the fuck is verbalas?

what?

Yeah, no shit, I've been here.

GIVE ME MONEY

PLEASE

NO

I NEED IT

NO

YES

FINE

A dude who paid a kid 50k to animate his OC getting dominated by charlie from the show

ILL GIVE U MONEY

He knows from experience, from his "fun time" with Wade in the dark room.

It was...weird

WHAT

STRIPPER MOENY

lmao

GIMME ONES

NOW

UH

$50K HOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT the AUTISM

U FR?

KNOW WADE LITERALLY CALLED MY GIRLFRIEND MOMMY AND ASKED WILK TO DOMINATE HIM

I DESERVE IT

hi

internet micro celebrity who paid 40k to have for a softcore porn animation involving him getting molested by Charlie from HH

HE'S A SUB

No way that's real?

I miss wilk...

IT IS AND IT'S HORRIBLE

50K

whos wilk

an old mod

THE PROPORTIONS ARE SO ASS AND THEY OBVS TRACED IT FROM THE SHOW

hasn't been on here for a while

oh

whoops

FR BRO

Getting tied up nd railed>>>>>>>

WASN'T THE ANIMATOR LIKE 15

guys i sit next to angel in my hour

dang

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT he could've payed like 10 whores to put on some makeup and fuck them with that money what a RETARD

AND THEY DONT EVEN SHOW ANYTHING!! LIKE THERES NO SEX!!

YS

FR

ive had that happen

IT ENDS RIGHT BEFORE ANYTHING HAPPENED

rich idiots do rich idiot things

SCUSEME

AND THE GUY IS LIKE 40-50 I THINK

Natural selection at work

yup

yeah

Help I have Alapu Upala stuck in my head

L

OH

Yep a fool and his money are easily parted.

best expirience ever

ALSO

at least I got Cruel Angels thesis out temporarily

FUCK I CANT SPELL

GET ON UR KNEES ND BEG FOR MONEY

but it will be back

okay bet

fuck I thought abt it it's back

u should go back to doing that

YES

not moaning for rape

COSMO

i send a video to my gf of me begging for her to fuck me

PLEASE

MONEY

No

like

TO TAYLOR?

YEAH

OMG

Zaaaannnkoku naa tennshii no you ni Shooooouuuunen yo Shiinnwa ni nareeeeee

leo is ur sugar daddy

wow

uh

okay

hi angel

hi amy

AMY BBG HII

JAKE

AMY GIMMIE MONEY

what

he isnt lying

no

>pedo That makes sense tbh most pedos are also retarded which is why they're pedos in the first place.

purt

BUT BGG

That was a myth tho

not the 4chan greenetext

the animator wasnt 15

i respect you even more

Lmao 4chan

they are not retarded. they just happened to get a child fetish

because you’re a 4channer

It would be more impressive if you sent one of her begging you to fuck her. The former just seems pathetic.

you didn’t say hi back

AUGHHH

MPGH

MSPGHIONG

sup amy

MGPHING

MPGNN...!!!!!

u takin it a little lightly there

how old are y

MmmHGhningg... Sughuin..!

fr

Lmao congrats on outing yourself.

it's cause he is one

jkjk

ok. a very bad child fetish

i don't have a child fetish

french

"O-oy vey don't kinkshame pedophiles!"

hi again

Hello shy

You were so close, Jake...

Pedophilia isn't even a kink its more of a disease

JAKEY

So close but so far.

hi hru?

I think its actually a mental disorder

Bad

who should i give permission to to be allowed to tell me to go on my other acc

Yeah I know lol

hi shy!

^^^^^^^^^^^^6

6

Bro is 25 and talks like this to children online. Lmfao.

hii angel stopped the moaning?

NOW SHES GONNA START AGAIN

same

GUYS

WHO

oops sorry

DO

it actually is. its name is literally pedophilic disorder

I

GIVE

PERMISSON

TO

LET

Bad angel

/

HAVE

ME

GO

TO

MY

OTHER

ACCOUNT

do u wanna talk abt it on UwU?

i did nothing wrong

u moaned

I wont judge u for anything I pinky promise

no moaning unless doing sex.

So do u when u see underage children

(sorry)

I remember reading somewhere that men are naturally attracted to younger and thus more fertile women just due to biological instinct of reproduction, but I feel like there's a lot that contradicts that

oof

eww

Weak and unattractive men*

Maybe it's that sex has become more of a cultural activity than a need for survival

Ok but younger woud mean like, 20s n stuff, not prepubescent children who arent even fertile

u forgot ur =3

GUYS WHO SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO TELL ME WHEN I GO TO MY OTHER ACC

Me

thats pretty disgusting

Yeah, but maybe its something that goes wrong there that sparks pedophilia

yeah

Even then, it probably applies to teenage women

EW NO

What causes zoophilia

If you look back, people married underage girls all the time

Teenagers were giving birth all the time and it was legal

I genuinely cannot understand how someone could possibly find smthn thats not a human attractive

unless maybe its like a hentai monstergirl or smthn but even then I dont rlly get that

Yeah zoophilia is fucking weird I don't have a clue why that exists

Like its not a human, what do u find attractive abt it?

Pedos prey on children because children are too undeveloped to resist or realize they're being taken advantage of. Pedos are subhuman and need to be tortured.

t. furry trying to save face

yall

You tell me.

JAKE

CALLED ME MOMMY FR

guys do people ride cows

lke

not sexually

like do they take cows places

like a horsse

angel why the moaning?

like do they use saddles n shit

Yes

I mean maybe for certain animals tehy dont find the animal hot but they like the sensation or smthn? Like that mr hands guy who had nerve damage so he went to get fucked by a horse but it killed him, which exposed a secretely run zoophile ring and also led to the recreation of bestiality laws in Washington

No, why the fuck would you use a retard cow instead of a horse?

I WAS THINKING

BC

What if they dont have horses?

wow

LEATHER IS MADE OF COW RIGHT

SO IF THEY DID

THEN ITD BE LIKE

cow skin i think

TWO LAYERS OF COW SKIN

ON THE COW

😭

Bullriding is just for entertainment

yeh

Not tranportational use

Who the fuck invests in cows before horses? Just go hunting.

yall

JAKE IS

A BOTTOM

100%

HES NOT GAY HES JUST A BOTTOm

Ok but like thats obvious tho??

yall

NOBODY

CARES

100%

Like was this not well known?

OKAY AND?

100%

IM NOT A BOTTOM

YOU'RE A BOTTOM

YES U ARE

EXCUSE ME?

I FOR ONE

AM A TOP

Do I need to bring up what we're talking about right now?

IM NOT TALKING ABOUT BULLRIDING IM TALKING ABOUT COWBOY SHIT

I'm a top too.

BUT WITH COWS

your math homework silly

smh

Uh huh

uh huh uh huh

I spin around until I vomit, it's like a beyblade sprinkler.

hes a bottom yall

he just doesnt wanna admit it

madi i dnot think anyone was wondering abt it

AINT THAT A RIDE AT THE FAIRS?

THE SPINNY THINGY

This shot goes hard af

Is that Jet Jaguar

IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER?

yum

CAN I ASK U SMTH DRAGON

WHY THE PROFILE

WHY MUST U HAVE THE BASIC PROFILES WITH THE PRIDE FLAGS IN THE BACK

Yes

Nice

why ever not? it’s better than an anime girl at least

I like Jet Jaguar in Godzilla Singular Point bc hes not just an Ultraman clone

i can :)

or even an Eva clone

Just like 90% of BPedos.

i can use a drawing as my pfp if u want

NO I MUCH PREFER AN ANIME ONE THEN A PRIDE FLAG-

Anon what do you think of my weezer profile pic

Ik this is a fallacy but like, u dont even have a pfp

its a bottom profile jake

just like u smh

You're a bottom profile

your black stick figure with a green crayon bottom, a blue crayon background, and a smiling yellow crayon circle with lines at the corner of the paper doesn't count.

mine is cleary a rockstar gf smh

Is my profile a bottom profile? I mean its literally a worm that u pull around w a string so that sounds kinda bottomy to me

clearly*

Yours is just an emo girl playing bass

Based asf

Because I don't care about worthless shit like that.

Just like you?

The drawins i mean

EXCUSE ME?

YKW

Obv u do or u wouldnt be getting on Shy abt it

bruh

YOURS IS JUST A DORKY BANNED THTS OLD

HOW BOUT THT

Seems I’ve missed a lot!

At least they're not emo

...anymore

Retarded logic, but believe what you want.

Dammit my pfp is their most depressing album lmao

hey pedo

EXACTLY

Omg two hate accs!!

hold on

no

<3

Who’re you?

Oh, shit, is Alastor Cosmo on an alt? lmfao

fuck it’s sideways

I’m not Cosmo

HAHAH

No, wait, you're the Cosmo alt randomly calling people pedos. LMFAO projection

You're projecting so hard the wall is burning.

ha. ha. ha.

better now ?

OKAY ITS NOT EMO ANYMORE

its sideways.

yeah right

erm guys what is happening

Not bad, but I've seen worse.

What’re we talking about?

jake is such a bottom

hes just proving my point yall

just saying

Fix it so that it doesn't look sideways like your shitphone.

like you dont know

You're Cosmo on an alt, kill yourself.

I don’t

no shit if it’s from camera even from photo library it becomes sideways

IM NOT A BOTTOM

YES U ARE

Then fix it?

GOLDEN FRY

Bottom? Oh. Sex term

i can’t? it’s the right way in the pic but idk why it’s like this

don't you hate tech

yall have been arguing about this for like a day lol

Rotate it

He's subhuman

HAHA! Good point

Hell I'll call him "it" from this point.

It is subhuman

WHAT?

GOLDEN

ASS

FRY

BITCH

what about golden

then rotate it

loll

THTS WHAT UR PROFILE LOOKS LIKE

FLAPPERS

HI MADI

what

madi

DOESNT HIS PROFILE LOOK LIKE A GOLDEN FRY

HI FLAPPY

HI AMY <3

jakes

MINE?

fry

also u hoe u never showed me the SCREENSHOT FLAPPERS

ITS A DOG

idk man it looks like a dirty ass potato

NOPE

yummers

JUMPING

THATS A ASIAN GOLDEN FRY

tf is your pfp man

wsp amyyy

hey guysssss

You're giving her too much credit, she's too retarded to do that.

Quick glance it’s a fry, more than 2 second glance it’s a dog

Oh it's blurry af

ITS BC U WERE GONNA YELL AT ME 😭

HAHA!

not much i’m in french

madi you have competition

okay wade calm down

DO IT NOW

lol french

Ah, this again.

Suck my baguette.

HERE NO I ALREADY SAID WHAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN

oui oui baguette

yes

yall i can do such a good madi impersonation smh

ain’t no way you just said that

STFU FLAPPERS

oui oui monseuir

;)

SEE SEE I KNEW U WERE GONNA SAY THAT

Wi wi

lol your face.

Wtf. I didn't expect you to agree.

STFU

^^^^^

Fuck that.

YOU ASKED

HAHAHAHA

SHES FULL OF SURPISES

TRUST.

i know

lol

WHAT

sotp

NO

tsop

stop

AMY

STOP

WTF

never send that again

help that looks like my brother

MICKEY

never do that ever

never

HAHA!

ever ever

no

bp watermark 😭

STOP 😭

Disney died with Walt.

:)

me fr

It did

you’re such a twink jake

I LIKE THE CHOCALATE ONES

yo is that the right word?

watermark

there’s black ones now?

I HATE VANILLA CAKE

i feel like it isnt

Why does she look like that?

I'll buy you the chocolate ones and turn you into a vanilla one ;)

soon there’ll be gay ones too

Murder

Jake

smh

u cant do tht

cause ur a bottom

tehe <3

FSIUHSIUFHIUHIU

what the actual fuck does that mean???????????

live with the sideways pfp

it wont turn

Lmfao

no one fucking knows

or cares

LEO

So? I don't see anything stopping me

SO TWINKIES

i tried 6 pics and it doesn’t work

HAVE CREAM IN THEM

UAAYUHYUGFYUA

Splendid!

Based AI making the most hysterical images.

please stop it’s gross

Its not easy bein green

its yuck

oh

your mom

^^^^^^

The Muppets was cancelled

what the fcuk is hapepning

BEING A BOTTOM

gun

GAY TWINKIES

Who knows? Just go with it

that’s you jake

they make a twinkie based on you

IM NOT A BOTTOM

your zesty

twinls

twinks

YES U ARE

isn’t he?

NOR AM I A GAY TWINKIE

you SO are

yeah, you’re a gay twink

You’re giving bottom vibes

fag

Fine Madi I guess I'm NOT making you into a twinkie smh

jake i love you and madi’s relationship but i think wade is in love with you

he is

he’s a gay schizo

lol

of course he js

yeaaaah

bye

Elmo wants to watch the world burn, and I’m all for it!

what’s going on?

your momma

your momma fr

💀💀💀💀💀

yum bacon

yummy

brb

Make the eyes realistic and see how it turns out