Calling Wade

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What’s wrong what’s up and this is new a post not telling me to fuck off

oo?

wait what

please tell me what happened

nothing happened

i swear

ask wade

i thought i found an alt of his

and i was gonna ask him

jesus christ i wanna go explode

man i just wrote a whole essay on uwu and my hands hurt

HUH

to who?

what

Toast ツ

jesus christ i wanna go explode

make sure you're close to a building for maximum damage

hi toast

HI GOD

hi amy

no im a admin

(im lying)

i wish tho

thats what i said

I gotchi

Anonymous

Hey

hi

lol

The Unknown King of Moderation

Emma lee

I thought it was email ?

The Unknown King of Moderation

that too

no gmail jake

Anonymous

Hru guys

cold next question

im in indiana

It’s very cold where I am

im from ca this is not a vibe one bit

is it snowing for you guys?

ye

hate it

I live in NC now but im going back to San fran when i turn 20

I’ve never been to California

its nice

in some sports

just avoid LA, Santa Clara County, Okland, San Jose, San Fran

so just basicly every city in CA they will kill you

yooo fr

thats so cool

if my family went we’d probably go to San Francisco since we have some family there

Ahhh i see

same here my family was Feds so we moved a lot too

ong we are

im going to Stanford hopefully

i went there for like this camp thing

ID tec i think it was called

God

im going to Stanford hopefully

My parents want me to go to SNU

Computer Engineering

im learning LUA and HTML rn

Anonymous

My parents want me to go to SNU

korea?

ddnt uu jst mke a pst calllling hm a fag

goodnight guys

night

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

ur gf is being a pain (no offence but shes being hella annoying)

ouch

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

ur gf is being a pain (no offence but shes being hella annoying)

Piss off she’s great

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

omg god

whats up

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𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

i remember you

Refresh me pls

Ashton times or after that

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

im sure she is but all i did was call her friend a fag and shes going off on me

thts yur fautl

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

ashton times

uhhh i think i remeber but its fine

whats up broski

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

she was making fun of daddy wade

who was?

The Unknown King of Moderation

Wade’s not exactly known for making the best choices on here

😂

683

sorry

bb-bb-b-b--bbbb-b--b-b--b-bbb--b-bb--b-b

but jake

hes

hes fruit

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

the girl with the stars for her pfp

who?

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

IDFK

ok

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

yea her

yea me

The Unknown King of Moderation

Fruit just try to take it down a notch :)

Per Mod request

Jake

sorry hes still in training

🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱

Jake after you do that

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

also apperantly ur gf hates the 🥱🥱🥱🥱 emoji

🥱

make sure you do <3 at the end

just so they know ur being friendly

my <3 go to anyone

and everyone

love for the world

guys im getting a haircut today

Anonymous

<3333333333

<333333333333333333333333

The Unknown King of Moderation

I’m stingy with my <3

i gotchu <3

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ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Hello leo

Hello hello

The Unknown King of Moderation

Thanks ε>

woh

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Jake

jake

remember that follower glitch

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Huh????

back in the day when you could do annoy accounts you can follow ppl so you would go to pvt mode and open a bunch of tabs and follow your self

since the cookies wont track every tab is like a new device

God

back in the day when you could do annoy accounts you can follow ppl so you would go to pvt mode and open a bunch of tabs and follow your self

Haha good times

matt fixed it

i had like 1k followers

God

i had like 1k followers

thasd s lt

it was

bro i somtimes use the wayback and look at the old wje

God

i had like 1k followers

honestly im surprised that i have 32 followers especially bc i have no idea who follows me 💀

yeah same

lowkey i miss when the whole site was against ashton

like

we need another ashton or sum bro that was fun asf

God

we need another ashton or sum bro that was fun asf

fr

和諧電話司機目的走廊執行人口叔叔漁夫老兵霜軟覆蓋方式懲罰蔑視被告球報告對手費雀斑備用電視鼓勵聯繫冷漠威脅逗老師紅橡樹失敗障礙語氣打破包含填充 和諧電話司機目的走廊執行人口叔叔漁夫老兵霜軟覆蓋方式懲罰蔑視被告球報告對手費雀斑備用電視鼓勵聯繫冷漠威脅逗老師紅橡樹失敗障礙語氣打破包含填充 和諧電話司機目的走廊執行人口叔叔漁夫老兵霜軟覆蓋方式懲罰蔑視被告球報告對手費雀斑備用電視鼓勵聯繫冷漠威脅逗老師紅橡樹失敗障礙語氣打破包含填充和諧電話司機目的走廊執行人口叔叔漁夫老兵霜軟覆蓋方式懲罰蔑視被告球報告對手費雀斑備用電視鼓勵聯繫冷漠威脅逗老師紅橡樹失敗障礙語氣打破包含填充 和諧電話司機目的走廊執行人口叔叔漁夫老兵霜軟覆蓋方式懲罰蔑視被告球報告對手費雀斑備用電視鼓勵聯繫冷漠威脅逗老師紅橡樹失敗障礙語氣打破包含填充

God

we need another ashton or sum bro that was fun asf

CRACKED RUBY

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

和諧電話司機目的走廊執行人口叔叔漁夫老兵霜軟覆蓋方式懲罰蔑視被告球報告對手費雀斑備用電視鼓勵聯繫冷漠威脅逗老師紅橡樹失敗障礙語氣打破包含填充 和諧電話司機目的走廊執行人口叔叔漁夫老兵霜軟覆蓋方式懲罰蔑視被告球報告對手費雀斑備用電視鼓勵聯繫冷漠威脅逗老師紅橡樹失敗障礙語氣打破包含填充 和諧電話司機目的走廊執行人口叔叔漁夫老兵霜軟覆蓋方式懲罰蔑視被告球報告對手費雀斑備用電視鼓勵聯繫冷漠威脅逗老師紅橡樹失敗障礙語氣打破包含填充和諧電話司機目的走廊執行人口叔叔漁夫老兵霜軟覆蓋方式懲罰蔑視被告球報告對手費雀斑備用電視鼓勵聯繫冷漠威脅逗老師紅橡樹失敗障礙語氣打破包含填充 和諧電話司機目的走廊執行人口叔叔漁夫老兵霜軟覆蓋方式懲罰蔑視被告球報告對手費雀斑備用電視鼓勵聯繫冷漠威脅逗老師紅橡樹失敗障礙語氣打破包含填充

wtf

2022 isn't "old WJE" though and it was when the site was already dying

urfavvirgo

HE POSTED HIS DICK

hiii vgore

urfavvirgo

HE POSTED HIS DICK

cracked ruby sent me his face in uwu and demanded to see mine

Anonymous

2022 isn't "old WJE" though and it was when the site was already dying

who are u?

The Unknown King of Moderation

When the community was first made

Oh I see

respectfully

God

who are u?

I am a member who used to be Anonymous until December of last year

ohhh ok oj

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Guys I can bring back Ashton Parkes yk tht right?

NO

The Unknown King of Moderation

EW BRO YEAH HE IS ASHTON 2.0

lol

its very werid

The Unknown King of Moderation

Vaping is so nasty

cart gooood

fr a lot of ppl at my school vape

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Guys I can bring back Ashton Parkes yk tht right?

Ashton Parkes was perverted and a borderline pederast.

Anonymous

Ashton Parkes was perverted and a borderline pederast.

omw to google that last word

Anonymous

Ashton Parkes was perverted and a borderline pederast.

yeah no shit

i will forever hate him

no matter what

once a pedo alwys a pedo

didn’t he date a 13 year old

yes

the fake poly language dudes a pedo

Anonymous

the fake poly language dudes a pedo

Who?

The Unknown King of Moderation

It’s been a while since we’ve heard of him here and on uwu

good

keep it that why

Anonymous

Who?

the language simp guy i think?

i remeber i used an alt to catfish him

The Unknown King of Moderation

It’s been a while since we’ve heard of him here and on uwu

He realizes he is not wanted here and has moved on to other sites to catch his "prey".

what

ur lying

Anonymous

the language simp guy i think?

That account is annoying; but I wouldn't have guessed it was a pedophiles'.

he prob just wont talk to me bc he knows ill not let him talk

urfavvirgo

(check uwu)

yes sir

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Guys I can bring back Ashton Parkes yk tht right?

Yes

bullshit

I guess the fact that there are so many children on this website now has unfortunately led to an influx of pedophiles as well.

Anonymous

I guess the fact that there are so many children on this website now has unfortunately led to an influx of pedophiles as well.

true

God

yes sir

I’m not sure if I should be offended by that or not

To make matters worse, these children give out their personal information like candy on the site.

Anonymous

Hi whore

she’s 10 💀

Easy targets for predators to collect the data and blackmail them.

Anonymous

she’s 10 💀

I thought he's 13 😭

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Anonymous

I thought he's 13 😭

no lol

Jake, if you're reading this, I highly suggest you crack down on people sending their personal information and face here.

Yo jake

jake

Anonymous

Jake, if you're reading this, I highly suggest you crack down on people sending their personal information and face here.

Yeah that’s probably for the best

we might need to fuck up that simp dude

It is extremely dangerous and could lead to lives being ruined.

The Unknown King of Moderation

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque New Mexico.

That's cool................................. But.............................. Nobody asked you

God

we might need to fuck up that simp dude

fr

Comment deleted

Wait, can you undelete that?

it was a dude who said hes 23 saying he wants to

yeah

ashton 2.0?

lemme go off

pls ive been waiting

♥ leosarefire14 ♥ (っ◔◡◔)っ

Anonymous

♥ leosarefire14 ♥ (っ◔◡◔)っ

wait hold up

yeah

God

yeah

Are you still a mod?

Anonymous

Are you still a mod?

never been mod

urfavvirgo

(get on uwu)

yes sir

𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

dream?!?!?!!?

LMAFO

God
Image

What a disgraceful person.

God
Image

I need to call the cops on him

Excuse my language, but...

Why don't we just kill these fucking people?

i hunt them

for living

fr

Anonymous

Why don't we just kill these fucking people?

we do

Comment deleted by ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

we fucking kill pedos

The Unknown King of Moderation

It’s murder

you are so smart

The Unknown King of Moderation

It’s murder

Murder is justified in this situation.

its easy

just gotta know the methods to get them

We shall skin them and roll them in salt.

YEAHHH

YEAH

im with Lynx on thos one

Jake

jake

look

they are attracted to lil boyd and girls and a lot nore worse things

they gotta be

yk

The Unknown King of Moderation

That’s…extreme

Maybe so, but anyone who wants to harm an innocent child deserves it, in my opinion.

🚀

Language Simp

Bonjour! I am Language Simp!

get the fuck outta heere you fucking pedo

Language Simp

Bonjour! I am Language Simp!

May you burn in hell for a long time.

Language Simp

Bonjour! I am Language Simp!

lol your weird

You are a despicable person.

get the fuck out fr dude

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Yo what's up language simp

Anonymous

Yo what's up language simp

Whatś up

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We could just

The Unknown King of Moderation

Yo AG wsg

It's still star25

Toast ツ

i hda a crt

u had a cart?

Language Simp

Whatś up

HAHAHAHA, IT'S ME STAR25!!!

You guys are retarded. I am not a pedophile!

Castration is a relevant punishment.

Language Simp

You guys are retarded. I am not a pedophile!

YES YOU ARE BUDDY

Language Simp

You guys are retarded. I am not a pedophile!

lol your weird

Language Simp

You guys are retarded. I am not a pedophile!

But you said you 25

Language Simp

You guys are retarded. I am not a pedophile!

Yes you are, and there is proof above.

And your simping on teenagers

I hope you die an agonizing death.

ti tsted lke cottein acndy

you claim your not a pedo. you asked me to send you pics on discord 💀

No I did not! You are a lying little bitch.

Toast ツ

ti tsted lke cottein acndy

ooh send me a link

Language Simp

No I did not! You are a lying little bitch.

nuh uh

Language Simp

No I did not! You are a lying little bitch.

Your a pedophile, and yes she is a bitch

The Unknown King of Moderation

Emily you really need to stop vaping

fr

urfavvirgo

ooh send me a link

teh cart

Anonymous

Your a pedophile, and yes she is a bitch

what did i do 😭😭😭😭😭

The Unknown King of Moderation

Emily you really need to stop vaping

I was js kidding abt the cart bro

Pedophile waste of oxygen.

Language Simp

Me too!

Suddenly my favorite color has switched to blue!

"Suddenly my favorite color has switched to blue!"

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pink is my favorite color lol

Language Simp

Jk

it’s probably puke green

Language Simp

Me too!

all u can do is eat and listen to ice spice 💀

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

Bro speak English not fucking Chink [ sry leo] this is an English site

I CAN SPEAK 50 LANGUAGES!

"Speak English not fucking Chink" You guys are too good.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

NO HATE AGAINST ASIANS JS HATIN SIMP

I HATE YOU TOO

we all hate you language simp just fuck off

Language Simp

I HATE YOU TOO

Your opinion is worthless considering you're a pedophile.

MY OPINION MEANS SOMETHING! I AM A GIGACHAD!

Just kill yourself now, and do the world a favor.

Language Simp

MY OPINION MEANS SOMETHING! I AM A GIGACHAD!

you are beta male.

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aww baby goo goo gaga u angy

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I'm not the godforsaken pedophile.

Womp womp go cry dude ur 23 hitting on 16 year olds get a fucking life

this isn’t a private chat you got caught in 4k

Where is Jake? Why hasn't he banned this cunt?

Language Simp

Beg on your knees, bitches.

Is that what you also say to the children chained up in your basement?

I have a girlfriend, I am not a pedophile.

Language Simp

I have a girlfriend, I am not a pedophile.

sure you have one buddy

Your "girlfriend" is young enough to be your daughter

Language Simp

She is 23.

What a pathetic attempt to lie to our faces.

uh huh bro it was your brother

Language Simp

THAT WASNT ME IT WAS MY BROTHER

Oldest lie in the book.

You think we were born yesterday?

And you must be attracted to us as a result

I DESERVE TO BE LEFT ALONE. IT WAS A JOKE.

yall didn’t believe me at first but ya it’s him

They should have never believed you, bitch. I was just feeling horny that day, I swear.

You're the reason abortions were invented

Language Simp

They should have never believed you, bitch. I was just feeling horny that day, I swear.

uh huh

Language Simp

They should have never believed you, bitch. I was just feeling horny that day, I swear.

FOR A FUCMING 16 YEAR OLD

yall im 15 not 16 btw i turn 16 in march but that doesn’t matter

Anonymous

yall im 15 not 16 btw i turn 16 in march but that doesn’t matter

The younger you are the more vile the act is.

God

FOR A FUCMING 16 YEAR OLD

She was cussing me out!

SO WHAT

Language Simp

She was cussing me out!

That has nothing to do with what you said.

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𝕱𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖑𝖊𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖘

this guy is funny, lets keep him

It's not funny; he's a genuine threat to children.

we’re all children here 💀

Yes! Which makes it annoying! You guys aren't all adults!

I am a tall, handsome hyperpolyglot gigachad! Who wouldn't want me?

Language Simp

Yes! Which makes it annoying! You guys aren't all adults!

It gives you a wide selection of prey to choose from.

Language Simp

I am a tall, handsome hyperpolyglot gigachad! Who wouldn't want me?

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Language Simp

I am a tall, handsome hyperpolyglot gigachad! Who wouldn't want me?

I doubt the man in your profile picture is even you.

It is not! I am a fan of the popular youtuber, but I can speak as much languages as him!

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I want to kill you right now. It was a joke. And it was supposed to be funny. I said I wanted pictures as a joke.

it wasn’t funny bruver who r u gonna attack next

Language Simp

I want to kill you right now. It was a joke. And it was supposed to be funny. I said I wanted pictures as a joke.

Threatening to kill a child too?

Alright, I give up on trying to say what I want to say so I'll leave if you want me to.

We don't care if you leave or not, we want you banned.

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We will be emailing Matt as well so that it is a permanent IP ban and not a measly 24 hour ban.

Yes, run away, little coward.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

I'll give ya ass my address pull up

Yep, light 'em up.

Pls what’s ur address I’ll go there

I’ll give you mine

i wouldn’t go there i would have to fly

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if we all met irl that would be cool

This is the last thing you'll see if you come to my property

2112 Blue Haven Ct Wake Forest, NC 27587 United States Pull up Dude

Please

im never gonna leak my address

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

YOU CUT DEMBOYS LEGS IN HALF AND HOLLOWED THEM OUT

Indeed.

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That’s far

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ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

I can find stuff like tht leo

I just realized who you remind me of.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

I can find stuff like tht leo

pls don’t

His car is a muscle car, too, which Ethan used to have on his profile picture; it just fits too well.

Even in RE7 the plot is that Ethan is trying to save his wife Mia from murderers.

RE7 live action remake soon?

Isn't that the bestiality phrase?

It's okay, take your time...

See, that wasn't that hard, was it?

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I found another extremely relevant video.

This is relevant to the pedophile language guy

It's too accurate, have a look.

you’re making a meet wdym

The more I watch the video the more accurate it gets.

ℑ𝔪 𝔚𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔡

For me dani and madi

i can join i think but if yall js want to

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