can someone pls just run through everything that happened
wade was being a crybaby and whining about how the scary lgbtq is going to turn this site into bp and jake was sick of it so he threatened to tell everyone wades alt accs and then
wade was being a crybaby and whining about how the scary lgbtq is going to turn this site into bp and jake was sick of it so he threatened to tell everyone wades alt accs and then
wade was being a crybaby and whining about how the scary lgbtq is going to turn this site into bp and jake was sick of it so he threatened to tell everyone wades alt accs and then
SUMMARY: BIG BAD WADE IS AFRAID OF THE GAYS AND THE K-POP STANS CAUSE THEY SHOVE HIM INTO LOCKERS AT SCHOOL
you try to act different i guess, but you end up giving it away because of the way you speak (almost always either dagger like, or intensely roleplaying a comic book character). you also show up very convienently.
you try to act different i guess, but you end up giving it away because of the way you speak (almost always either dagger like, or intensely roleplaying a comic book character). you also show up very convienently.
Dang you pay attention, I should give you more credit
Wade if you don’t even know who you are, if you can’t keep yourself under control without fake identities, what makes you think you’re fit to moderate the site?
Wade if you don’t even know who you are, if you can’t keep yourself under control without fake identities, what makes you think you’re fit to moderate the site?
Wade if you don’t even know who you are, if you can’t keep yourself under control without fake identities, what makes you think you’re fit to moderate the site?
you cant just make up arguments against the afk guy and use them against him
Wade if you don’t even know who you are, if you can’t keep yourself under control without fake identities, what makes you think you’re fit to moderate the site?
mentally unstable and struggling people shouldn’t be given things that make their issues worse
urfavvirgo
YUP.
αmy
YESYESYEYSYE
Wade
I WILL KILL YOU
Flappy.
DEFINITELY
Wade
YOU FUCKING LIAR
urfavvirgo
no u won’t
Kristian‽
Yeah
urfavvirgo
wtf can u do
The Unknown King of Moderation
How come? Why are you getting so defensive now huh?
Wade
YOU CUNT
urfavvirgo
shorty
The Unknown King of Moderation
Everyone wants it
Flappy.
you need to learn humility wade
urfavvirgo
^^^
αmy
PFFFFTTTT HE’S SO MAD
The Unknown King of Moderation
If you wanna be stupid and petty this is what happens
Wade
YOU ARE A CUNT JAKE
urfavvirgo
pulled out the big boy words
Flappy.
u cant be talking sillyyyyyyyy
αmy
HIS 4’11 ASS CAN’T TAKE THIS
Flappy.
BHAHHASH
Wade
YOU ASSHOLE
The Unknown King of Moderation
Stop being a little dickhole and be humbled for once
Kristian‽
^^^
urfavvirgo
(stFU)
αmy
NAH HE DOWNLOADED A WORD A DAY APP
urfavvirgo
“Todays word is cunt!”
αmy
HAHAHA
Flappy.
SORRY SORRY
αmy
jake do it.
The Unknown King of Moderation
You still haven’t given me an answer
Flappy.
^^^^^^^^^
αmy
i’m dead serious.
Kristian‽
I made something today
Wade
YOU COCKSUCKING DICK
The Unknown King of Moderation
Why are you so defensive hm?
αmy
i’ve been waiting for this day for 8 months
Flappy.
who is he cocksucking
αmy
do it
Flappy.
THAT IS
Flappy.
SO IRONIC
urfavvirgo
HELP NO WAY HES SERIOUS
The Unknown King of Moderation
Look dude I know you’ve got shit happening but like, having a weird ass online roleplay life isn’t gonna fix your problems
αmy
jake i swear to god
αmy
do it
Wade
I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
The Unknown King of Moderation
Amy chill
αmy
humble his ass
urfavvirgo
BINGO
urfavvirgo
like
Kristian‽
What did his alts do?
urfavvirgo
fix ur life.
αmy
8 months.
The Unknown King of Moderation
Quite a lot
urfavvirgo
this site isn’t the answer
αmy
i’ve done enough chilling.
urfavvirgo
it’s really not
The Unknown King of Moderation
^^^
αmy
humble his egotistical ass.
Wade
I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU JAKE YOU FUCKING LIAR
Kristian‽
like what?
Flappy.
wade
The Unknown King of Moderation
What am I lying about?
Flappy.
deep breath in
αmy
jake
αmy
do it
Wade
YOU UNTRUSTWORTHY SHIT
αmy
please
Flappy.
gonna have a panic attack poor dude
Flappy.
steam blowing out his ears rn 😭
αmy
i’ve been wanting this so long
Kristian‽
what did the alts do
αmy
ever since that first dat
αmy
day
The Unknown King of Moderation
I see what you mean now
αmy
just say them
αmy
please
Wade
GO FUCK YOURSELF
The Unknown King of Moderation
But you’ve been untrustworthy too, right?
The Unknown King of Moderation
With Wilkinson, yes?
The Unknown King of Moderation
I do remember quite well actually
Wade
YOUVE NEVER GIVEN ME SECRETS
urfavvirgo
fr like wht are we gonna do other than laugh abt it 😭
Flappy.
EIMLT
Flappy.
UWU
Wade
I GAVE HER EVERYTHING, ALL MY SECRETS
αmy
i think he needs to touch grass
The Unknown King of Moderation
What do you think this is, some sort of equal exchange shit?
Wade
AND I REGRET THAT BECAUSE OF WHAT YOURE DOING NOW
αmy
woahhh a little dramatic there buddy
The Unknown King of Moderation
And who did you give her secrets to hm?
urfavvirgo
oh wonderful
Kristian‽
Day 2 of cooking stuff for peoples profiles
urfavvirgo
the overdramatics
Flappy.
its giving
Flappy.
no wait
Kristian‽
Feets 1.5mm penis
Wade
YOU.
Flappy.
thats kinda cringe
Flappy.
BHAHAHHSHA
The Unknown King of Moderation
Mhm
The Unknown King of Moderation
And in doing so, you betrayed her trust right?
Wade
BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO.
αmy
pretty cool dude
The Unknown King of Moderation
I asked, it was your choice
Wade
YOU FUCKER-
urfavvirgo
jakeinson
Wade
YOU BLACKMAILED ME
The Unknown King of Moderation
Please no
The Unknown King of Moderation
And?
Wade
YOU ABSOLUTE SHIT
urfavvirgo
not a ship just me making up names 😭
αmy
THAT’S NOT AN EXCUSE YOU PATHETIC PIECE OF HORSESHIT
urfavvirgo
but anyways jake
αmy
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT
urfavvirgo
I wanna know one of the alts
mal
damn full on cat fight goin on here
The Unknown King of Moderation
You guys would laugh so hard if I said them
urfavvirgo
(lowkey i feel like it’s opal cause that’s who wade acts like)
αmy
GO FUCK YOURSELF CAUSE THAT’S THE ONLY HUMAN BEING WHO WILL
Wade
YOU FUCKING ASS
The Unknown King of Moderation
It’s not opal we’ve seen her on a call
urfavvirgo
I had such a rough day 😔 and I need to laugh
urfavvirgo
so SPILL
Wade
Johnathon was one
αmy
HAHAHA I KNEW IT
The Unknown King of Moderation
Aw sorry to hear that, are you good?
Flappy.
I NEED A GOOD LAUGH YOU KNOW, I HAVE A COUGH RN
Flappy.
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE
The Unknown King of Moderation
There’s really just 2 that would be funny to spill
Flappy.
VERY MILD COUGH BUT STILL
Wade
Shut up dumbass you fell for another one of my alts
urfavvirgo
(i was kidding bc I wanna know)
αmy
SPILL
αmy
SPILL IT TO ME
αmy
ANF EMILY
The Unknown King of Moderation
Hmmm should I tell them Wade?
αmy
AND FLAPPY
Wade
YOU COCKSUCKING CUNT
mal
AND ME
urfavvirgo
stop asking wade ask ME
The Unknown King of Moderation
Should I tell them your alts?
αmy
PLEASE I’M BEGGING YOU
Wade
YOU DICKWAD
The Unknown King of Moderation
Yes or no?
Wade
YOU FUCKING ASS
Flappy.
It is borderline schizophrenia, it is not a funny little drama club
The Unknown King of Moderation
You make the choice
αmy
BIG WORDS BUDDY
urfavvirgo
AND FLAPS AND AMY
urfavvirgo
^
Wade
YOU COCKSUCKING BASTARD FUCK
αmy
YESYESYESYESYES
The Unknown King of Moderation
“Moon knighting” as he calls it
αmy
WADE GET HELP FOR YOUR DID
Wade
YOU CALLED IT THAT
αmy
JAKE TELL US
The Unknown King of Moderation
Yes or no?
urfavvirgo
………….that’s so cringy
αmy
YEAHESYESYEYS
Wade
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
The Unknown King of Moderation
and you adopted that and made it your whole…well, multiple personalities
Flappy.
oh god its worse than i thought 😭😭😭
The Unknown King of Moderation
I don’t know, that’s why I’m asking
αmy
WAIT IS HE
αmy
CARTER SLADE
Wade
I WILL KILL YOU
The Unknown King of Moderation
You never told me why you were so defensive
urfavvirgo
no u won’t but that’s not a yes or no
The Unknown King of Moderation
I’m gonna go home guys, see you in a bit ;)
Flappy.
JAKE
Wade
FUCK YOU
Flappy.
WHAT
The Unknown King of Moderation
Someone tell me on uwu if wade decides to answer me
αmy
he doesn’t want us to know about his DID
Flappy.
N YOU CANT LEAVE NOW
Wade
FUCKING ASS FUCKER
Wade
DUMBASS CUNT
Flappy.
damn wade, ur not so composed now
αmy
you wish
The Unknown King of Moderation
;)))(
αmy
BITCH
Kristian‽
This meal is for FeetLust
The Unknown King of Moderation
Lmao
Wade
YOU BISEXUAL CUNT
αmy
BAHAHAHA
urfavvirgo
(Jake check uwu)
αmy
IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSULY
Flappy.
isnt it dagger ur beloved who says that swearing is for people who dont know how to speak for themselves??
αmy
INSULT
The Unknown King of Moderation
ITS FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT
urfavvirgo
^
Kristian‽
Yo im bi
Wade
My bad bro, not you
Flappy.
LMAO
αmy
PFFFFFFTTT
Wade
No
Kristian‽
LITTLE BITCH
αmy
OMFG YOU’RE THE BEST
αmy
HAHAAHA
Flappy.
stumbling over words
αmy
8 LONG MONTHS
Kristian‽
IM GONNA PULL YOU INTO MY BASEMENT AND MOLEST YOU
αmy
FINALLY, A SWEET REWARD
Wade
MEDIUM SIZED BITCH
Wade
SOUNDS KINKY
Kristian‽
IM GONNA TEAR THE HAIR FROM YOUR SCALP AND USE IT TO MAKE YOUR FUCKING NOOSE
αmy
HE A BALD BITCH THO
Kristian‽
IM GONNA TEAR YOU HEART OUT AND USE IT TO PLAY WALLBALL AGAINST YOUR FUCKING TOMBSTONE
Wade
RECORD A VIDEO
Kristian‽
IMA TEAR OFF YOUR (massive) COCK AND STRANGLE YOU WITH IT
Kristian‽
what?
urfavvirgo
^^^
Kristian‽
Tf you mean record a video?
Wade
AM I STILL ALIVE?
Wade
Wallball
urfavvirgo
FLAPERS UWU
Kristian‽
IMA TEAR OUT YOUR PUBIC HAIRS AND USE THEM TO MAKE YOUR FUCKING NOOSE
Kristian‽
IM GONNA BRING JEFFERY EPSTEIN BACK FROM THE DEAD AND HAVE HIM RAPE YOU
urfavvirgo
no thanks
urfavvirgo
I politely decline
Kristian‽
HIS DICKS GONNA BE WRAPPED IN BARBED WIRE
Kristian‽
NOT YOU
Kristian‽
WADE
αmy
pffft
Kristian‽
when i replied i was fixing my mistake
Kristian‽
Good point we need jeffery dahmer
Kristian‽
HES GONNA RIP YOU SACK OPEN AND MUNCH ON YOUR BALLS
Kristian‽
GVDSFFGFDGDFGDFJ
Wade
MUNCH?
Kristian‽
Yeah
Kristian‽
casue hes a cannibal
Wade
Ooh ok
Anonymous
What did i miss?????
Kristian‽
quite a lot
αmy
pfft good going kris
αmy
you rock
Flappy.
ohhhh lots
Anonymous
What
Kristian‽
Hard as a rock* (im flaccid)
mal
it was a very entertaining conversation to watch
Anonymous
can someone pls just run through everything that happened
Anonymous
im so bored
Wade
Then read?
Kristian‽
i threatened to sexually assault wade
Wade
I consent
Kristian‽
YOU CONSENT WHEN I SAW YOU DO
Kristian‽
SAY*
Wade
Yes sir.
Kristian‽
im less threatening in real life
Anonymous
Same
Wade
Same
Kristian‽
im like a small frail victorian chld
Kristian‽
child
Anonymous
Im very quiet irl
αmy
would you die if you ate a hot cheeto
Wade
I don’t know what that is
Flappy.
wade was being a crybaby and whining about how the scary lgbtq is going to turn this site into bp and jake was sick of it so he threatened to tell everyone wades alt accs and then
Kristian‽
TEACHER SHE HAS A GUN
Flappy.
he kind of had a little hissy fit
αmy
💀💀💀💀💀
Anonymous
Damn
Kristian‽
I woukd die if i tasted salt
Anonymous
Huh
Wade
A pew pew?
αmy
😔
Kristian‽
just kidding
Kristian‽
im like, obseesed with spices rn
Toast ツ
yo whats good guys
Wade
Which ones
Toast ツ
ice spice
Wade
UWU now
αmy
SUMMARY: BIG BAD WADE IS AFRAID OF THE GAYS AND THE K-POP STANS CAUSE THEY SHOVE HIM INTO LOCKERS AT SCHOOL
Toast ツ
ok
Kristian‽
The red lobster kind
UNDERTALE PLAYER
hii
Wade
Isn’t she like 18?
αmy
cool
Kristian‽
i needa shave my rat stache
Wade
Oh sick
Anonymous
Hahahahaha
Kristian‽
like 3 people made fun of it today
UNDERTALE PLAYER
umm???
αmy
CAJUN
αmy
BASED
Kristian‽
no
Kristian‽
i do like cajun
Anonymous
erm
Kristian‽
but this is like the actual red lobster seafood seasoning
αmy
hmmm
Anonymous
I’ve never had red lobster
Kristian‽
i do like cajun tho
Anonymous
idk what it rlly is
Kristian‽
Their biscuts are based
Anonymous
Dam ok
Kristian‽
its a seafood restraunt
αmy
biscuits are always based
Kristian‽
fr
Kristian‽
Smash
Anonymous
He’s aight
αmy
100%
Kristian‽
Im learning the wje lore
Toast ツ
leave my pookie bear alone guys
UNDERTALE PLAYER
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Flappy.
whatd he tell you lmao
Anonymous
Damn idk any of it
UNDERTALE PLAYER
look it up
Anonymous
I am the wje more
Flappy.
take all of it with a grain of salt
Anonymous
Lore
Anonymous
Lmao
Kristian‽
Hey amy whyd you copy my outfit
Toast ツ
oh idk
Anonymous
anyways imma go out for breakfast
Anonymous
Bye
Toast ツ
yo jake you should tottally expose those accounts
Toast ツ
that'd be funny
Kristian‽
carter you copied my outfit today too
Toast ツ
no tf i didnt
Kristian‽
yes you did
Toast ツ
hoodie an jeans is my look
UNDERTALE PLAYER
Kristian‽
you wore a shirt
Kristian‽
pants
Toast ツ
bullshit
Kristian‽
underwear
Kristian‽
shoes
Kristian‽
socks
Toast ツ
i wore a long sleave shirt
Toast ツ
i wore laungera
UNDERTALE PLAYER
hi?
Toast ツ
or however the fuck
Toast ツ
hey
Kristian‽
you probably wore a bra like i did
Toast ツ
yeah
Toast ツ
makes my massive breasts look better
αmy
my bad
Toast ツ
so we doing a meeting tonight?
αmy
we’ll match
Kristian‽
Yeah you wore a shirt
Kristian‽
shoes
Kristian‽
socks
Kristian‽
pants
Kristian‽
underwear
Wade
So who wanted to know all my alts?
Toast ツ
like 88%of people
Kristian‽
you probably wore a bra like i did
Wade
That’s a lot of people, kinda sus
Toast ツ
AMY
Wade
Anyway we’ll start big and work our way down
Toast ツ
you siad earlier you wanted systems right?
αmy
bet ok
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvL1339luv0
Wade
My biggest alt is yes, Rorschach, I thought you guys would know that since I used the name before
urfavvirgo
AMERSON
Wade
On BP
UNDERTALE PLAYER
Toast ツ
that would be rather obvious, although i believe amy had some suspicions
αmy
yuppers
Wade
Yeah
αmy
that’s meeee
Wade
OK NEXT
Kristian‽
Nuh uh
Wade
I was Johnathon like I said
Wade
And also Genji/Xi
αmy
oh btw do you want the explanation
Toast ツ
yes
Toast ツ
wait
Toast ツ
sure
Toast ツ
im pretty stupid
Wade
Next we have SmooveManta7
Toast ツ
oh that guy
Toast ツ
i forgot about him
Wade
The Commander and The Commander Returns who was known as Rocketeer for a day
Wade
Yeah me too
αmy
the answer is 30 hotdogs and 48 burgers
Toast ツ
cool
Wade
I was the original Zodiac, you guys should have known that, I used the name on this account but I guess nobody remembered
αmy
i did
Toast ツ
wait what are the 2 equations
Wade
This is why I can’t make alts, you’re too good at figuring them out, so respect for that.
Wade
WHO ELSE..
Wade
I was Golden Freddy
urfavvirgo
why so many alts
urfavvirgo
just embarassing atp
αmy
h + b = 78
αmy
and
Wade
I got bored, also so I could interact with Amy normally
urfavvirgo
split personality disorder is wild
Toast ツ
not really
Wade
Opal still has more
Toast ツ
i mean like
αmy
1.25h + 1.50b= 105.50
urfavvirgo
maybe finally grow up on ur main so u don’t have to
Toast ツ
shy fagon had like 8
urfavvirgo
and apologize and stop being annoying
Wade
Opal had 16
αmy
h stands for hotdogs and b stands for burgers
Wade
Nah I’m good
Wade
ANYONE GOT ANY GUESSES!?
Toast ツ
that make senses
Toast ツ
fuck
Wade
Oh wait Zemo, I used him for memes tho
αmy
i guessed johnothan and rorscach
urfavvirgo
I feel like ur irl life sucks
Wade
Both correct
αmy
carter slade?
Wade
The first and the second, I mainly use that to keep Midwestern Mofo’s spirit alove
Wade
Alive*
Toast ツ
i miss him
Wade
Golden Freddy was the original Carter Slade but I forgot the password, so I made a new account
Wade
Same dude
αmy
conrad?
Wade
I wouldn’t ban myself Amy
Toast ツ
nah, he banned him
αmy
wouldn’t put it past you.
Wade
I’ve banned Conrad twice
αmy
i know all your bp ats
αmy
alts
Toast ツ
would htat not
Wade
Then I’d be banned on my other accounts since it’s ip
Toast ツ
ban
Toast ツ
or wait
Toast ツ
yeah
Wade
I told you
Toast ツ
what wade said
Toast ツ
name all mine amy
αmy
which is why i’m good at figuring out the ones you have here
αmy
you have a distinct pattern
Wade
I feel like I’m forgetting some
αmy
i don’t know if you notice it
Wade
I do: Character accounts
αmy
no
αmy
just the way you speak and the ideas you hold
Toast ツ
yeah
Wade
Wait really? That’s my main giveaway
Wade
I don’t get political on all of them.
Wade
People thought Carter was Midwestern Mofo tho
urfavvirgo
(Stop encouraging his schizophrenia 💀)
Toast ツ
shittalking kinda gay
Toast ツ
ngl
Wade
Ikr
urfavvirgo
disagree
Toast ツ
anyways im gonna do this while mathing
αmy
you try to act different i guess, but you end up giving it away because of the way you speak (almost always either dagger like, or intensely roleplaying a comic book character). you also show up very convienently.
urfavvirgo
it’s normally ABOUT how people are gay
Wade
Amy am I forgetting any?
αmy
i don’t fucking know
Wade
Dang you pay attention, I should give you more credit
αmy
tell me if you need help
Toast ツ
amy is at least just interacting
Wade
Well u know how to point them out so u tell me I forgot
αmy
did you understand the way i explained the equation toast?
Toast ツ
yeah
αmy
ok good
Toast ツ
i gotta do the rest though
Toast ツ
my teachers a bitch
αmy
if you need help on anything else i’ll help you
αmy
real
Toast ツ
alright, thankls
Wade
Dammit I swear I’m forgetting some
αmy
system of equations is always a piece of shit
Toast ツ
did i tell you that she wouldnt let me piss?
αmy
oh yeah
αmy
commit arson
Wade
That’s gay
Toast ツ
shes so misrable
Wade
Bro denying a kid the right to the bathroom is demented,
The Unknown King of Moderation
Damn Wade’s doing my job for me
The Unknown King of Moderation
Thanks pal
Wade
like if it’s during a test I can understand or if they’ve used it already but just denying it randomly is demonic
Toast ツ
doing advanced math while holding in 6 cups of water should be considerded tourture
αmy
wsg jake
Wade
Thank Toast
Toast ツ
hey jakey wakey bakey
The Unknown King of Moderation
I was gonna negotiate so I didn’t have to tell anyone, but hey, you do you
Toast ツ
eggs and bakey
The Unknown King of Moderation
Sup
αmy
nm just reviewing for finals
Wade
No, you’ve got nothing else to blackmail me with
αmy
god i’m so stressed
Wade
And I just took away the one thing you had
αmy
i almost threw up agaib
αmy
again
Toast ツ
good luck with that
urfavvirgo
………………….huh
Wade
U haven’t taken them yet? Rip
αmy
if i fail my parent will kill me
The Unknown King of Moderation
As expected.
αmy
i have them next week
urfavvirgo
Jake has stuff 😭
Wade
Heh relatable
The Unknown King of Moderation
I didn’t need to do that though
Wade
Good luck
The Unknown King of Moderation
But you’ve just given more evidence that you’re not fit to be a moderator, so I guess that’s that
αmy
thanks
urfavvirgo
WHEN DOES UE SEMEMSTER END
The Unknown King of Moderation
Aaaaaanyways
urfavvirgo
OH.
urfavvirgo
TEA.
The Unknown King of Moderation
Just popping in :)
urfavvirgo
WUWU CRW
Wade
Cool.
Toast ツ
how so?
The Unknown King of Moderation
My predictable pal
urfavvirgo
NOW.
urfavvirgo
RN.
The Unknown King of Moderation
So very predictable <3
Wade
I hate you.
Toast ツ
not gonna be that guy jake, but thats zesty as hell
αmy
next week
The Unknown King of Moderation
👍
Wade
No wonder people call him gay
αmy
jake is a fruit tart but we still love him
Toast ツ
might as well just call him your cock sleave
urfavvirgo
ME TOOOOOOO
Wade
I’m fine with that
αmy
WU TANG KLAN
urfavvirgo
if he was dick riding wade then he would NOT take away his mod status
Wade
Here’s the thing Jake
Toast ツ
KU KLUX KLAN
Toast ツ
no, its an insult
Wade
You’re going to kick me off of mod when Dagger is doing the exact same thing
urfavvirgo
nuh uh
αmy
HELLA BASED LETS GO CUT EYEHOLES IN SHEETS
Wade
FIRE GHOSTS
Toast ツ
its calling him a small little slut good for only being wrapped around a cock and came in
Wade
I misread that
Toast ツ
i dont watch fairy porn
αmy
fairy porn sounds majestic
αmy
got any good links
αmy
also emily what classes are you taking next semester
urfavvirgo
so u admit to dick riding dagger
Wade
Never said that
Toast ツ
i dont thinbkl
Toast ツ
said that
Toast ツ
ALSO AMY
αmy
yes
urfavvirgo
BASICALLY
Toast ツ
Toast ツ
how so?
Wade
Not really, but you do you
Toast ツ
oh yeah
Toast ツ
you sound black
Toast ツ
hold on
urfavvirgo
“daggers doing the exact same thing”
urfavvirgo
like girl.
Toast ツ
so, ooga booga is eating chicken
Wade
I hate math.
urfavvirgo
ion think that’s just a coincidence
Toast ツ
and booga ooga is also eating chicken
urfavvirgo
just cause where u live
Wade
Dagger has always ban the fags, I’ve always wanted to but seemed permission
urfavvirgo
*i
Toast ツ
then, only booga ooga gets in trouble, becuase hes supposed to eat watermellon
urfavvirgo
UR ACTUALLY SO WHITE IF U DONT LIKE WATERMELON
urfavvirgo
LIKE
Toast ツ
then booga ooga points out that ooga booga is eating chiken
αmy
toast it’s the first one cause she makes 54900
Wade
I don’t like Watermelon
Toast ツ
thats an explanation you simple folk can understand
Wade
THATS A LOTTA MONEY
Toast ツ
intersting
αmy
not really wade
Toast ツ
better than a teacher
Wade
Enough to pay for my phone bill for a LOOOOOOOOOOOBG time
αmy
pretty sure the average teacher salary is 50-70k
Toast ツ
whats the second job earn?
αmy
gonna have to research that tho
αmy
38500
Wade
I’ll do it u do math
αmy
okay
Wade
NCES estimates the average annual salary for elementary and secondary school teachers in the U.S. was about $66,397 during the 2021-2022 academic year
Toast ツ
cool, thansk\
αmy
emily if you’re still here check uwu
αmy
of course bud
αmy
don’t be afraid to clarify shit with me
αmy
i’m prepared to give you a full explanation
αmy
yeah so i’m right
Wade
Basically
Toast ツ
you smart, me not as smart
Toast ツ
im good as a regular student, not an advanced one
Wade
I’m lazy and smart but mainly lazy which degrades my smart
Toast ツ
just today i aced a quiz i had no time to prepare for
Toast ツ
because easy
Wade
Based
αmy
i’m proud of yoy
αmy
you
αmy
you’re still smart
Toast ツ
but i get a quiz in an alps calss, my grade drops
Wade
SHIIT…
Wade
Forgot to cut my nails
Toast ツ
amy
αmy
alps class?
αmy
yes
Toast ツ
the perimeter of a rectangle is 66cm and its width is half its length. what are the lenght and width of the rectangle?
Wade
K bye guys gotta pee I’ll check my alt password list and see if I forgot any
Toast ツ
advnaced learning yadda yadda
Wade
OH WAIT I FORGOT ONE
Wade
I made Toast’s alt named Toast’s alt
Toast ツ
oh yeah
Wade
I only said 2 things but still counts
Toast ツ
oh i have like 65 dollars on my card now
Wade
So that counts 9 alts?
Wade
Dang I had more on BP
Wade
Ok bye Nature is calling, also Toast check UWU I’ll be on later bye
αmy
lots more
αmy
length is 22 cm, width is 11 cm
Wade
My legacy has been cemented as the Moon Knighting alt maker, wish I coulda kept up the charade but oh well
Toast ツ
alright
Wade
Rorschach woulda gone with me to the grave, only Toast, Jake, and Wilk knew
Flappy.
You sound like the special needs kid at my school
mal
lmaoo
Flappy.
he always talks about mario
Toast ツ
thats not polite
αmy
wilk let us slip
Wade
Ok bye my bladder needs to leak
αmy
let it
Flappy.
and he always calls random people legends
Toast ツ
in my mouth
αmy
wilk told me she was sunny
Toast ツ
at least you dont make fun of him
Wade
Yeah that’s fucked it up a bit lmao
αmy
or whatever her name was
Flappy.
who?
αmy
and then she said rorscach was her friend
Toast ツ
guys what should i buy?
αmy
and i realized it
Wade
It was Sunny, she said she was really bad at alting
αmy
porn
Flappy.
oh ik
The Unknown King of Moderation
Lmfao
Toast ツ
other than that
Toast ツ
hey Jake
Wade
U never responded when Rorschsch texted u about it
urfavvirgo
^
The Unknown King of Moderation
Moon knighting is Wade’s way of stimming
urfavvirgo
cant et
αmy
rorscach was concerning
αmy
you made a whole
αmy
new person
urfavvirgo
cant get over how funny “moon knighting” is
urfavvirgo
it’s like
Toast ツ
not
The Unknown King of Moderation
bro literally used one of his alts to keep himself in check
Toast ツ
really
urfavvirgo
ICK
Wade
my best one yet
Toast ツ
thats like moon gooning
The Unknown King of Moderation
Since he can’t do it himself
urfavvirgo
NO THATS A SERIOUS ISSUE
αmy
you are either the most autistic people ever, or the best undercover fbi agent
Flappy.
to pretend to be his friend 😭
αmy
possibly both
The Unknown King of Moderation
It really is, I’ve tried to help him
Flappy.
no it actually is
Wade
Jake I took the joy out revealing it for u, u got nothing left bro
Toast ツ
you guys tryna moon goon
urfavvirgo
you’ve said that like three times now
The Unknown King of Moderation
Was I supposed to find joy in it?
Flappy.
like actually thats like a split personality disorder or something
The Unknown King of Moderation
Wade what are you trying to do
urfavvirgo
HELP
Flappy.
genuinely truly get help bc that is Not healthy
αmy
buy porn and share it with me
The Unknown King of Moderation
It’s really not
urfavvirgo
exactly
αmy
but wade
Toast ツ
its like im gucking on two of him
αmy
scrolling
αmy
through rorschach’s posts
Toast ツ
FUCK
Toast ツ
i fucking misspelled it
Toast ツ
im gonna kms
αmy
it’s frightening what you’re doing
urfavvirgo
like what about when something happens irl and u can’t function properly without thinking you’re someone else?
Flappy.
link the acc
αmy
you’re coping so hard
The Unknown King of Moderation
If he doesn’t want my help then I’m gonna stop enabling him and his stupid little games
Flappy.
^^^^
αmy
and this isn’t the right way
urfavvirgo
STOPPING ENABLING IS SO REAL
The Unknown King of Moderation
It really is
Toast ツ
"help"
αmy
worstjokesever.com/@rorschach
urfavvirgo
BECAUSE HES ACTING LIKE THIS IS HIS WAY TO SOCIALIZE.
urfavvirgo
ITS NOT
αmy
i’m legit concerned at this point
urfavvirgo
THIS SITE IS SUCH A SMALL PART OF MY LIFE
urfavvirgo
AND THATS WHATS NORMAL AND HELATHY
αmy
i’ve known him for a long time
Toast ツ
fr
The Unknown King of Moderation
Hell yeah
αmy
and this isn’t new
αmy
he’s
αmy
it’s like a coping mechanism
The Unknown King of Moderation
I think Wade actually thinks he’s Deadpool
αmy
but in all the wrong ways
The Unknown King of Moderation
a very unhealthy one
αmy
on bp it seemed like it yeah
urfavvirgo
BUT MAKING WJE UR WHOLE LIFE BC SOMETHING ELSE IS GOING ON? THATS MESSED UP.
Flappy.
IT IS
αmy
he can’t separate fact from fiction
αmy
almost all the bp people here
Flappy.
If you are constantly referring to yourself in the third person and having conversations with yourself
Toast ツ
i cant say much to defend him here, because ill get dogpiled on
αmy
know what he did and still does
Toast ツ
what should i buy on the switch eshop?
αmy
this isn’t new
urfavvirgo
see this site and the “respect” he gets on here is probably everything he ever wanted irl but he didn’t know how to socialize properly
urfavvirgo
so this is his way of coping
Flappy.
You are either A) very lonely B) mentally unstable or C) both
Toast ツ
proof?
αmy
this is massively concerning.
urfavvirgo
EW.
The Unknown King of Moderation
Wade if you don’t even know who you are, if you can’t keep yourself under control without fake identities, what makes you think you’re fit to moderate the site?
urfavvirgo
“Virgo under my bed” THATS WADE?
Flappy.
Actually, all he says is "idc what you think idc what you think"
urfavvirgo
YIKES.
Flappy.
but i mean its quite obvious
αmy
it’s literally not even about mod anymore
Toast ツ
you cant just make up arguments against the afk guy and use them against him
The Unknown King of Moderation
Charge your phone
αmy
shut up
urfavvirgo
mentally unstable and struggling people shouldn’t be given things that make their issues worse
The Unknown King of Moderation
It’s not an argument, it’s a question
Toast ツ
nah but like
The Unknown King of Moderation
Exactly
Toast ツ
you kind of are
αmy
it’s his legitimate well being
The Unknown King of Moderation
Bro has other things to focus on
Flappy.
im genuinely concerned
Flappy.
like massively concerned
Toast ツ
about?
Flappy.
a little pitiful
Toast ツ
the guy you will never meet?
urfavvirgo
he’s using such unhealthy coping mechanisms
Toast ツ
the guy you will never know?
αmy
kinda a good point, we should wait till he’s back on to intervene.
The Unknown King of Moderation
Toast if you were really a good friend you’d realize that Wade’s weird ass way of coping with his problems is unhealthy, and you would try to help him
urfavvirgo
^
Toast ツ
man fuck you
Flappy.
i know but he wont br able to go into the real world like this
αmy
^^^
The Unknown King of Moderation
Instead of defending, and like I did for too long, enabling them.
urfavvirgo
actually, you would leave right now and talk to Wade privately
Toast ツ
about?
urfavvirgo
thts what a good friend would do. it’s a mature and responsible and respectful way of handling things
Flappy.
he doesnt listen to us and like he actually needs to get his shit together
Toast ツ
fine
Toast ツ
i will
The Unknown King of Moderation
Keyword “mature”
urfavvirgo
his schizophrenia and autism
αmy
i think i’ve known him the longest out of anyone here
Toast ツ
alright
αmy
and one thing i can say
The Unknown King of Moderation
Lmfao
Flappy.
^
αmy
is that he hasn’t, and won’t change
αmy
why are we trying?
The Unknown King of Moderation
Pretty sure he said to me something like “change isn’t really something I do”
Toast ツ
fair point
αmy
he’s said that to me many times over the time i’ve known him
The Unknown King of Moderation
He fully accepts this whole thing and has chosen to live like this
The Unknown King of Moderation
Which is hella retarded
Toast ツ
have you though?
urfavvirgo
lowkey sounds like a theater kid
The Unknown King of Moderation
Too egotistical, too prideful
Toast ツ
is he though?
αmy
i have. i’ve been on bp for 4 years without an account
urfavvirgo
(but we all know that it’s not his parents who lied to him 💀)
Toast ツ
so you know him online
urfavvirgo
yes
Flappy.
has to do things by his own terms
Toast ツ
im too tired for this shit
αmy
yes. and i get what you’re tryna say.
Flappy.
when has he ever showed the slightest shred of humility
urfavvirgo
and you know him in person?
Toast ツ
no, none of us fo
αmy
but as someone who’s known him for so fucking long
αmy
he’s a lost cause
The Unknown King of Moderation
Yep
αmy
we are losing our own dignity by trying to provide him with some
Flappy.
i cant imagine someone who acts like this online acts like a normal person who has friends to be honest
Toast ツ
that goes kinda hard
urfavvirgo
so u saying “u only know him online” is invalid
urfavvirgo
…..
urfavvirgo
PLS
Toast ツ
i dont
Toast ツ
wait
Toast ツ
fuck
Toast ツ
its like 6
urfavvirgo
IM FINNA PISS MYSELF LAYGHING
Toast ツ
im too tired for this
urfavvirgo
I don’t think he has irl friends
αmy
i’m glad you’re layghing
Toast ツ
think
urfavvirgo
especially not if he has to fake one on the internet
urfavvirgo
I AM
αmy
huzzah
αmy
toast go do your math
Toast ツ
im done with it
αmy
let me check the answers
Flappy.
mhm mhm thats what i was getting to
Toast ツ
why?
αmy
cause
αmy
why not
Toast ツ
but
Toast ツ
uhh
Toast ツ
alright i didnt do it
The Unknown King of Moderation
Hey where did he go anyways?
αmy
that’s what i though
Toast ツ
peeing
Flappy.
piss
αmy
for that long
Toast ツ
probably offline
αmy
that’s kinda wild
αmy
anyway let’s finish your homework together so i don’t have to do mine
The Unknown King of Moderation
Bro’s been pissing for like 10 minutes
Toast ツ
but
urfavvirgo
as soon as we started speaking facts that he didn’t wanna hear, he dipped
Toast ツ
i dont wanna
αmy
please
αmy
i’ll give you links to really good porn
αmy
trust
Flappy.
what
The Unknown King of Moderation
As he always does
Toast ツ
my homework does not provide an appropreate challenge for someone of your skill level
Toast ツ
we?
Toast ツ
there is no we
Toast ツ
breaking bad quotes incoming
αmy
my b i’ve been kinda horny after i saw this guy shirtless
The Unknown King of Moderation
Lmao
αmy
reverse cowgirl is an amazing genre
Toast ツ
what the
αmy
FUCK YEAH
The Unknown King of Moderation
No bad Amy porn bad
αmy
fuck you let me have this
Toast ツ
is that were theres a cowgirl, and shes wearing her clother backwards?
The Unknown King of Moderation
No it’s not healthy 😭
αmy
it’s better than studying for my finals
Flappy.
..
Toast ツ
its not?
The Unknown King of Moderation
Study and then reward yourself with porn
αmy
no she’s riding him backwards
The Unknown King of Moderation
Wait no don’t do that
Toast ツ
oh
Toast ツ
ok
The Unknown King of Moderation
Just don’t watch porn
urfavvirgo
we as in Jake and Amy and flappy and i
The Unknown King of Moderation
Exactly
Toast ツ
no
αmy
wanna know a fun fact
urfavvirgo
I wasnt talking about you, stupid
Toast ツ
breaking bad
Toast ツ
monley
αmy
that’s the position that most guys break their dicks in
Toast ツ
i prefer amazon
αmy
also the position that gives the most orgasms to women on average
The Unknown King of Moderation
Nvm what I said
αmy
daddy jeff bezos
αmy
i want to reverse cowgirl someone
Toast ツ
I COULD GET POKEMON GAMES
αmy
preferably that guy with his shirt off
Toast ツ
these all suck
αmy
so anyone want porn links
Flappy.
um
Toast ツ
no amy
Toast ツ
porn is free
αmy
in my defense, he had abs
αmy
not the good ones
Toast ツ
fuck you mean not the good ones
Toast ツ
you get the ut versions free
αmy
the really hot ones
Toast ツ
and mewsluts free
αmy
send links
αmy
i need new material
Toast ツ
search on p hub
Toast ツ
she is woman
αmy
shit where’d everyone go
αmy
women ☕️
Toast ツ
she has nice breasts
αmy
nice
The Unknown King of Moderation
As someone who was formerly way too well aware of the porn world, good porn isn’t always paid
αmy
do they be jiggling when she be riding
Toast ツ
and she likes to be dominated
The Unknown King of Moderation
And paid porn also isn’t always paid
The Unknown King of Moderation
BUT DONT FUCKING WATCH IT
αmy
you’re not my mommy
αmy
only margot robbie is
The Unknown King of Moderation
She’s flat
The Unknown King of Moderation
And has a creepy smile
Toast ツ
whenever wade gets back online, ill talk to him or whatever
αmy
easier to press
αmy
she can be my pillow princess
The Unknown King of Moderation
She looks trans sometimes
αmy
so do you but we don’t say anything
Toast ツ
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
The Unknown King of Moderation
>:(
Toast ツ
NO SHE DOESNT
The Unknown King of Moderation
Margot Robbie is ass bro
Flappy.
you guys are way way waywayway too comfy on here
The Unknown King of Moderation
They really are
Toast ツ
but girls in thigh highs
αmy
if i grated you, jake, i could make the best key lime pie in the world, because you’re so fucking zesty.
The Unknown King of Moderation
Damn that’s actually pretty good
Anonymous
Hell no
Toast ツ
so guys
Toast ツ
meeting?
Toast ツ
be back
The Unknown King of Moderation
Did you read about Wade’s shenanagins
αmy
αmy
they put up that sign just for me 🥰
The Unknown King of Moderation
It should say “feed on” since you like eating dogs
αmy
i eat then put
αmy
out
αmy
i think the stress has gotten to me
Anonymous
What happened when I was gone
Anonymous
Halo
Anonymous
Did yall die
Anonymous
istg
αmy
jake and toast will you listen to music with me until i forget about my finals
Anonymous
Huh
Anonymous
what’s going on
Flappy.
SPEAKING OF MUSIC
αmy
ss
αmy
d
αmy
f
αmy
g
αmy
f
αmy
g
αmy
f
Flappy.
THERES AO MUCH NEW SHIT COMING OUT TODAY
αmy
y
αmy
r
αmy
g
αmy
f
αmy
td
Flappy.
STOP
αmy
gg
αmy
r
αmy
t
αmy
g
αmy
f
Flappy.
noy
αmy
g
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f
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v
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r
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y
αmy
h
αmy
d
Flappy.
smh
αmy
d
αmy
gy
αmy
f
αmy
f
αmy
y
αmy
g
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f
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αmy
gg
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