Should I Out Wade's Alts?

YUP.

YESYESYEYSYE

I WILL KILL YOU

DEFINITELY

YOU FUCKING LIAR

no u won’t

Yeah

wtf can u do

How come? Why are you getting so defensive now huh?

YOU CUNT

shorty

Everyone wants it

you need to learn humility wade

^^^

PFFFFTTTT HE’S SO MAD

If you wanna be stupid and petty this is what happens

YOU ARE A CUNT JAKE

pulled out the big boy words

u cant be talking sillyyyyyyyy

HIS 4’11 ASS CAN’T TAKE THIS

BHAHHASH

YOU ASSHOLE

Stop being a little dickhole and be humbled for once

^^^

(stFU)

NAH HE DOWNLOADED A WORD A DAY APP

“Todays word is cunt!”

HAHAHA

SORRY SORRY

jake do it.

You still haven’t given me an answer

^^^^^^^^^

i’m dead serious.

I made something today

YOU COCKSUCKING DICK

Why are you so defensive hm?

i’ve been waiting for this day for 8 months

who is he cocksucking

do it

THAT IS

SO IRONIC

HELP NO WAY HES SERIOUS

Look dude I know you’ve got shit happening but like, having a weird ass online roleplay life isn’t gonna fix your problems

jake i swear to god

do it

I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU

Amy chill

humble his ass

BINGO

like

What did his alts do?

fix ur life.

8 months.

Quite a lot

this site isn’t the answer

i’ve done enough chilling.

it’s really not

^^^

humble his egotistical ass.

I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU JAKE YOU FUCKING LIAR

like what?

wade

What am I lying about?

deep breath in

jake

do it

YOU UNTRUSTWORTHY SHIT

please

gonna have a panic attack poor dude

steam blowing out his ears rn 😭

i’ve been wanting this so long

what did the alts do

ever since that first dat

day

I see what you mean now

just say them

please

GO FUCK YOURSELF

But you’ve been untrustworthy too, right?

With Wilkinson, yes?

I do remember quite well actually

YOUVE NEVER GIVEN ME SECRETS

fr like wht are we gonna do other than laugh abt it 😭

EIMLT

UWU

I GAVE HER EVERYTHING, ALL MY SECRETS

i think he needs to touch grass

What do you think this is, some sort of equal exchange shit?

AND I REGRET THAT BECAUSE OF WHAT YOURE DOING NOW

woahhh a little dramatic there buddy

And who did you give her secrets to hm?

oh wonderful

Day 2 of cooking stuff for peoples profiles

the overdramatics

its giving

no wait

Feets 1.5mm penis

YOU.

thats kinda cringe

BHAHAHHSHA

Mhm

And in doing so, you betrayed her trust right?

BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TO.

pretty cool dude

I asked, it was your choice

YOU FUCKER-

jakeinson

YOU BLACKMAILED ME

Please no

And?

YOU ABSOLUTE SHIT

not a ship just me making up names 😭

THAT’S NOT AN EXCUSE YOU PATHETIC PIECE OF HORSESHIT

but anyways jake

YOU HAVE NO RIGHT

I wanna know one of the alts

damn full on cat fight goin on here

You guys would laugh so hard if I said them

(lowkey i feel like it’s opal cause that’s who wade acts like)

GO FUCK YOURSELF CAUSE THAT’S THE ONLY HUMAN BEING WHO WILL

YOU FUCKING ASS

It’s not opal we’ve seen her on a call

I had such a rough day 😔 and I need to laugh

so SPILL

Johnathon was one

HAHAHA I KNEW IT

Aw sorry to hear that, are you good?

I NEED A GOOD LAUGH YOU KNOW, I HAVE A COUGH RN

LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE

There’s really just 2 that would be funny to spill

VERY MILD COUGH BUT STILL

Shut up dumbass you fell for another one of my alts

(i was kidding bc I wanna know)

SPILL

SPILL IT TO ME

ANF EMILY

Hmmm should I tell them Wade?

AND FLAPPY

YOU COCKSUCKING CUNT

AND ME

stop asking wade ask ME

Should I tell them your alts?

PLEASE I’M BEGGING YOU

YOU DICKWAD

Yes or no?

YOU FUCKING ASS

It is borderline schizophrenia, it is not a funny little drama club

You make the choice

BIG WORDS BUDDY

AND FLAPS AND AMY

^

YOU COCKSUCKING BASTARD FUCK

YESYESYESYESYES

“Moon knighting” as he calls it

WADE GET HELP FOR YOUR DID

YOU CALLED IT THAT

JAKE TELL US

Yes or no?

………….that’s so cringy

YEAHESYESYEYS

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

and you adopted that and made it your whole…well, multiple personalities

oh god its worse than i thought 😭😭😭

I don’t know, that’s why I’m asking

WAIT IS HE

CARTER SLADE

I WILL KILL YOU

You never told me why you were so defensive

no u won’t but that’s not a yes or no

I’m gonna go home guys, see you in a bit ;)

JAKE

FUCK YOU

WHAT

Someone tell me on uwu if wade decides to answer me

he doesn’t want us to know about his DID

N YOU CANT LEAVE NOW

FUCKING ASS FUCKER

DUMBASS CUNT

damn wade, ur not so composed now

you wish

;)))(

BITCH

This meal is for FeetLust

Lmao

YOU BISEXUAL CUNT

BAHAHAHA

(Jake check uwu)

IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSULY

isnt it dagger ur beloved who says that swearing is for people who dont know how to speak for themselves??

INSULT

ITS FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT

^

Yo im bi

My bad bro, not you

LMAO

PFFFFFFTTT

No

LITTLE BITCH

OMFG YOU’RE THE BEST

HAHAAHA

stumbling over words

8 LONG MONTHS

IM GONNA PULL YOU INTO MY BASEMENT AND MOLEST YOU

FINALLY, A SWEET REWARD

MEDIUM SIZED BITCH

SOUNDS KINKY

IM GONNA TEAR THE HAIR FROM YOUR SCALP AND USE IT TO MAKE YOUR FUCKING NOOSE

HE A BALD BITCH THO

IM GONNA TEAR YOU HEART OUT AND USE IT TO PLAY WALLBALL AGAINST YOUR FUCKING TOMBSTONE

RECORD A VIDEO

IMA TEAR OFF YOUR (massive) COCK AND STRANGLE YOU WITH IT

what?

^^^

Tf you mean record a video?

AM I STILL ALIVE?

Wallball

FLAPERS UWU

IMA TEAR OUT YOUR PUBIC HAIRS AND USE THEM TO MAKE YOUR FUCKING NOOSE

IM GONNA BRING JEFFERY EPSTEIN BACK FROM THE DEAD AND HAVE HIM RAPE YOU

no thanks

I politely decline

HIS DICKS GONNA BE WRAPPED IN BARBED WIRE

NOT YOU

WADE

pffft

when i replied i was fixing my mistake

Good point we need jeffery dahmer

HES GONNA RIP YOU SACK OPEN AND MUNCH ON YOUR BALLS

GVDSFFGFDGDFGDFJ

MUNCH?

Yeah

casue hes a cannibal

Ooh ok

What did i miss?????

quite a lot

pfft good going kris

you rock

ohhhh lots

What

Hard as a rock* (im flaccid)

it was a very entertaining conversation to watch

can someone pls just run through everything that happened

im so bored

Then read?

i threatened to sexually assault wade

I consent

YOU CONSENT WHEN I SAW YOU DO

SAY*

Yes sir.

im less threatening in real life

Same

Same

im like a small frail victorian chld

child

Im very quiet irl

would you die if you ate a hot cheeto

I don’t know what that is

wade was being a crybaby and whining about how the scary lgbtq is going to turn this site into bp and jake was sick of it so he threatened to tell everyone wades alt accs and then

TEACHER SHE HAS A GUN

he kind of had a little hissy fit

💀💀💀💀💀

Damn

I woukd die if i tasted salt

Huh

A pew pew?

😔

just kidding

im like, obseesed with spices rn

yo whats good guys

Which ones

ice spice

UWU now

SUMMARY: BIG BAD WADE IS AFRAID OF THE GAYS AND THE K-POP STANS CAUSE THEY SHOVE HIM INTO LOCKERS AT SCHOOL

ok

The red lobster kind

hii

Isn’t she like 18?

cool

i needa shave my rat stache

Oh sick

Hahahahaha

like 3 people made fun of it today

umm???

CAJUN

BASED

no

i do like cajun

erm

but this is like the actual red lobster seafood seasoning

hmmm

I’ve never had red lobster

i do like cajun tho

idk what it rlly is

Their biscuts are based

Dam ok

its a seafood restraunt

biscuits are always based

fr

Smash

He’s aight

100%

Im learning the wje lore

leave my pookie bear alone guys

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

whatd he tell you lmao

Damn idk any of it

look it up

I am the wje more

take all of it with a grain of salt

Lore

Lmao

Hey amy whyd you copy my outfit

oh idk

anyways imma go out for breakfast

Bye

yo jake you should tottally expose those accounts

that'd be funny

carter you copied my outfit today too

no tf i didnt

yes you did

hoodie an jeans is my look

you wore a shirt

pants

bullshit

underwear

shoes

socks

i wore a long sleave shirt

i wore laungera

hi?

or however the fuck

hey

you probably wore a bra like i did

yeah

makes my massive breasts look better

my bad

so we doing a meeting tonight?

we’ll match

Yeah you wore a shirt

shoes

socks

pants

underwear

So who wanted to know all my alts?

like 88%of people

you probably wore a bra like i did

That’s a lot of people, kinda sus

AMY

Anyway we’ll start big and work our way down

you siad earlier you wanted systems right?

bet ok

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvL1339luv0

My biggest alt is yes, Rorschach, I thought you guys would know that since I used the name before

AMERSON

On BP

that would be rather obvious, although i believe amy had some suspicions

yuppers

Yeah

that’s meeee

OK NEXT

Nuh uh

I was Johnathon like I said

And also Genji/Xi

oh btw do you want the explanation

yes

wait

sure

im pretty stupid

Next we have SmooveManta7

oh that guy

i forgot about him

The Commander and The Commander Returns who was known as Rocketeer for a day

Yeah me too

the answer is 30 hotdogs and 48 burgers

cool

I was the original Zodiac, you guys should have known that, I used the name on this account but I guess nobody remembered

i did

wait what are the 2 equations

This is why I can’t make alts, you’re too good at figuring them out, so respect for that.

WHO ELSE..

I was Golden Freddy

why so many alts

just embarassing atp

h + b = 78

and

I got bored, also so I could interact with Amy normally

split personality disorder is wild

not really

Opal still has more

i mean like

1.25h + 1.50b= 105.50

maybe finally grow up on ur main so u don’t have to

shy fagon had like 8

and apologize and stop being annoying

Opal had 16

h stands for hotdogs and b stands for burgers

Nah I’m good

ANYONE GOT ANY GUESSES!?

that make senses

fuck

Oh wait Zemo, I used him for memes tho

i guessed johnothan and rorscach

I feel like ur irl life sucks

Both correct

carter slade?

The first and the second, I mainly use that to keep Midwestern Mofo’s spirit alove

Alive*

i miss him