Should I out all of Wade’s alts and the hilariously stupid shit he tries to do with them?
Comments (1000)
αmy
YESYESYEYSYE
Wade ツ
I WILL KILL YOU
Flappy.
DEFINITELY
Wade ツ
YOU FUCKING LIAR
Kristian‽
Yeah
urfavvirgo
wtf can u do
Wade ツ
YOU CUNT
urfavvirgo
shorty
Jake ツ
Everyone wants it
Flappy.
you need to learn humility wade
Wade ツ
YOU ARE A CUNT JAKE
Flappy.
BHAHHASH
Wade ツ
YOU ASSHOLE
Jake ツ
Stop being a little dickhole and be humbled for once
αmy
jake do it.
αmy
i’m dead serious.
Wade ツ
YOU COCKSUCKING DICK
Jake ツ
Why are you so defensive hm?
αmy
i’ve been waiting for this day for 8 months
Flappy.
who is he cocksucking
αmy
do it
Flappy.
THAT IS
Flappy.
SO IRONIC
Jake ツ
Look dude I know you’ve got shit happening but like, having a weird ass online roleplay life isn’t gonna fix your problems
αmy
do it
Wade ツ
Look dude I know you’ve got shit happening but like, having a weird ass online roleplay life isn’t gonna fix your problems
I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
Jake ツ
Amy chill
αmy
humble his ass
urfavvirgo
Look dude I know you’ve got shit happening but like, having a weird ass online roleplay life isn’t gonna fix your problems
BINGO
urfavvirgo
like
Kristian‽
What did his alts do?
urfavvirgo
fix ur life.
urfavvirgo
this site isn’t the answer
αmy
i’ve done enough chilling.
urfavvirgo
it’s really not
αmy
humble his egotistical ass.
Wade ツ
I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU JAKE YOU FUCKING LIAR
Kristian‽
like what?
Flappy.
wade
Flappy.
deep breath in
αmy
do it
αmy
please
Flappy.
gonna have a panic attack poor dude
Flappy.
steam blowing out his ears rn 😭
αmy
i’ve been wanting this so long
Kristian‽
what did the alts do
αmy
ever since that first dat
αmy
day
αmy
just say them
αmy
please
Jake ツ
But you’ve been untrustworthy too, right?
Jake ツ
With Wilkinson, yes?
Jake ツ
I do remember quite well actually
Flappy.
EIMLT
Flappy.
UWU
Wade ツ
AND I REGRET THAT BECAUSE OF WHAT YOURE DOING NOW
Kristian‽
Day 2 of cooking stuff for peoples profiles
urfavvirgo
the overdramatics
Flappy.
its giving
Flappy.
no wait
Kristian‽
Feets 1.5mm penis
Flappy.
thats kinda cringe
Flappy.
BHAHAHHSHA
Jake ツ
And in doing so, you betrayed her trust right?
Jake ツ
I asked, it was your choice
urfavvirgo
jakeinson
Wade ツ
YOU ABSOLUTE SHIT
urfavvirgo
not a ship just me making up names 😭
urfavvirgo
but anyways jake
αmy
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT
urfavvirgo
I wanna know one of the alts
mal..🦆
damn full on cat fight goin on here
Jake ツ
You guys would laugh so hard if I said them
urfavvirgo
(lowkey i feel like it’s opal cause that’s who wade acts like)
αmy
GO FUCK YOURSELF CAUSE THAT’S THE ONLY HUMAN BEING WHO WILL
Wade ツ
YOU FUCKING ASS
Jake ツ
It’s not opal we’ve seen her on a call
urfavvirgo
so SPILL
Flappy.
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE
Jake ツ
There’s really just 2 that would be funny to spill
αmy
SPILL IT TO ME
αmy
ANF EMILY
Jake ツ
Hmmm should I tell them Wade?
αmy
AND FLAPPY
Wade ツ
YOU COCKSUCKING CUNT
mal..🦆
AND ME
Jake ツ
Should I tell them your alts?
Wade ツ
YOU DICKWAD
Jake ツ
Yes or no?
Wade ツ
YOU FUCKING ASS
Flappy.
Shut up dumbass you fell for another one of my alts
It is borderline schizophrenia, it is not a funny little drama club
Jake ツ
You make the choice
urfavvirgo
AND FLAPS AND AMY
Wade ツ
YOU COCKSUCKING BASTARD FUCK
Jake ツ
It is borderline schizophrenia, it is not a funny little drama club
“Moon knighting” as he calls it
αmy
WADE GET HELP FOR YOUR DID
αmy
JAKE TELL US
αmy
CARTER SLADE
Jake ツ
You never told me why you were so defensive
Jake ツ
I’m gonna go home guys, see you in a bit ;)
Flappy.
JAKE
Wade ツ
FUCK YOU
Flappy.
WHAT
Jake ツ
Someone tell me on uwu if wade decides to answer me
Flappy.
N YOU CANT LEAVE NOW
Wade ツ
FUCKING ASS FUCKER
Wade ツ
DUMBASS CUNT
Flappy.
damn wade, ur not so composed now
Jake ツ
;)))(
Wade ツ
YOU BISEXUAL CUNT
urfavvirgo
(Jake check uwu)
αmy
IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE AN INSULY
Flappy.
isnt it dagger ur beloved who says that swearing is for people who dont know how to speak for themselves??
αmy
INSULT
Jake ツ
ITS FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT
urfavvirgo
isnt it dagger ur beloved who says that swearing is for people who dont know how to speak for themselves??
^
Kristian‽
LITTLE BITCH
αmy
HAHAAHA
Flappy.
stumbling over words
αmy
8 LONG MONTHS
Kristian‽
IM GONNA PULL YOU INTO MY BASEMENT AND MOLEST YOU
αmy
FINALLY, A SWEET REWARD
Kristian‽
IM GONNA TEAR THE HAIR FROM YOUR SCALP AND USE IT TO MAKE YOUR FUCKING NOOSE
Kristian‽
IM GONNA TEAR YOU HEART OUT AND USE IT TO PLAY WALLBALL AGAINST YOUR FUCKING TOMBSTONE
Wade ツ
IM GONNA TEAR YOU HEART OUT AND USE IT TO PLAY WALLBALL AGAINST YOUR FUCKING TOMBSTONE
RECORD A VIDEO
Kristian‽
IMA TEAR OFF YOUR (massive) COCK AND STRANGLE YOU WITH IT
Kristian‽
what?
Kristian‽
Tf you mean record a video?
urfavvirgo
FLAPERS UWU
Kristian‽
IM GONNA BRING JEFFERY EPSTEIN BACK FROM THE DEAD AND HAVE HIM RAPE YOU
urfavvirgo
I politely decline
Kristian‽
HIS DICKS GONNA BE WRAPPED IN BARBED WIRE
Kristian‽
WADE
Kristian‽
when i replied i was fixing my mistake
Kristian‽
HES GONNA RIP YOU SACK OPEN AND MUNCH ON YOUR BALLS
Kristian‽
GVDSFFGFDGDFGDFJ
Kristian‽
Yeah
Kristian‽
casue hes a cannibal
Wade ツ
Ooh ok
leosarefire14
What did i miss?????
Kristian‽
quite a lot
αmy
pfft good going kris
αmy
you rock
leosarefire14
What
mal..🦆
it was a very entertaining conversation to watch
leosarefire14
can someone pls just run through everything that happened
leosarefire14
im so bored
Kristian‽
i threatened to sexually assault wade
Kristian‽
YOU CONSENT WHEN I SAW YOU DO
Kristian‽
SAY*
Kristian‽
im less threatening in real life
leosarefire14
Same
Kristian‽
im like a small frail victorian chld
Kristian‽
child
leosarefire14
Im very quiet irl
Flappy.
can someone pls just run through everything that happened
wade was being a crybaby and whining about how the scary lgbtq is going to turn this site into bp and jake was sick of it so he threatened to tell everyone wades alt accs and then
Flappy.
he kind of had a little hissy fit
leosarefire14
wade was being a crybaby and whining about how the scary lgbtq is going to turn this site into bp and jake was sick of it so he threatened to tell everyone wades alt accs and then
Damn
Kristian‽
just kidding
Kristian‽
im like, obseesed with spices rn
Toast ツ
yo whats good guys
Toast ツ
ice spice
αmy
wade was being a crybaby and whining about how the scary lgbtq is going to turn this site into bp and jake was sick of it so he threatened to tell everyone wades alt accs and then
SUMMARY: BIG BAD WADE IS AFRAID OF THE GAYS AND THE K-POP STANS CAUSE THEY SHOVE HIM INTO LOCKERS AT SCHOOL
Toast ツ
ok
Kristian‽
i needa shave my rat stache
leosarefire14
SUMMARY: BIG BAD WADE IS AFRAID OF THE GAYS AND THE K-POP STANS CAUSE THEY SHOVE HIM INTO LOCKERS AT SCHOOL
Hahahahaha
Kristian‽
like 3 people made fun of it today
UNDERTALE PLAYER
umm???
αmy
BASED
Kristian‽
i do like cajun
Kristian‽
but this is like the actual red lobster seafood seasoning
leosarefire14
I’ve never had red lobster
Kristian‽
i do like cajun tho
leosarefire14
idk what it rlly is
leosarefire14
Dam ok
Kristian‽
its a seafood restraunt
leosarefire14
He’s aight
Toast ツ
leave my pookie bear alone guys
UNDERTALE PLAYER
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
UNDERTALE PLAYER
look it up
leosarefire14
I am the wje more
Flappy.
take all of it with a grain of salt
leosarefire14
Lore
leosarefire14
Lmao
Kristian‽
Hey amy whyd you copy my outfit
leosarefire14
anyways imma go out for breakfast
Toast ツ
yo jake you should tottally expose those accounts
Toast ツ
that'd be funny
Kristian‽
carter you copied my outfit today too
Toast ツ
no tf i didnt
Kristian‽
yes you did
Toast ツ
hoodie an jeans is my look
Kristian‽
you wore a shirt
Kristian‽
pants
Toast ツ
bullshit
Kristian‽
underwear
Kristian‽
shoes
Kristian‽
socks
Toast ツ
i wore a long sleave shirt
Toast ツ
i wore laungera
Toast ツ
or however the fuck
Toast ツ
hey
Kristian‽
you probably wore a bra like i did
Toast ツ
yeah
Toast ツ
makes my massive breasts look better
Toast ツ
so we doing a meeting tonight?
αmy
we’ll match
Kristian‽
shoes
Kristian‽
socks
Kristian‽
pants
Kristian‽
underwear
Wade ツ
So who wanted to know all my alts?
Toast ツ
like 88%of people
Kristian‽
you probably wore a bra like i did
Wade ツ
That’s a lot of people, kinda sus
Wade ツ
Anyway we’ll start big and work our way down
Toast ツ
you siad earlier you wanted systems right?
Wade ツ
My biggest alt is yes, Rorschach, I thought you guys would know that since I used the name before
urfavvirgo
AMERSON
Wade ツ
On BP
Toast ツ
that would be rather obvious, although i believe amy had some suspicions
Wade ツ
OK NEXT
Kristian‽
Nuh uh
Wade ツ
I was Johnathon like I said
Wade ツ
And also Genji/Xi
αmy
that would be rather obvious, although i believe amy had some suspicions
oh btw do you want the explanation
Toast ツ
yes
Toast ツ
wait
Toast ツ
sure
Toast ツ
im pretty stupid
Wade ツ
Next we have SmooveManta7
Toast ツ
oh that guy
Toast ツ
i forgot about him
Wade ツ
The Commander and The Commander Returns who was known as Rocketeer for a day
αmy
the answer is 30 hotdogs and 48 burgers
Toast ツ
cool
Wade ツ
I was the original Zodiac, you guys should have known that, I used the name on this account but I guess nobody remembered
αmy
I was the original Zodiac, you guys should have known that, I used the name on this account but I guess nobody remembered
i did
Toast ツ
wait what are the 2 equations
Wade ツ
i did
This is why I can’t make alts, you’re too good at figuring them out, so respect for that.
Wade ツ
WHO ELSE..
Wade ツ
I was Golden Freddy
urfavvirgo
why so many alts
urfavvirgo
just embarassing atp
αmy
h + b = 78
αmy
and
urfavvirgo
split personality disorder is wild
Toast ツ
not really
Toast ツ
i mean like
αmy
1.25h + 1.50b= 105.50
urfavvirgo
I got bored, also so I could interact with Amy normally
maybe finally grow up on ur main so u don’t have to
Toast ツ
shy fagon had like 8
urfavvirgo
and apologize and stop being annoying
αmy
h stands for hotdogs and b stands for burgers
Wade ツ
ANYONE GOT ANY GUESSES!?
Toast ツ
fuck
Wade ツ
Oh wait Zemo, I used him for memes tho
αmy
i guessed johnothan and rorscach
αmy
carter slade?
Wade ツ
carter slade?
The first and the second, I mainly use that to keep Midwestern Mofo’s spirit alove
Wade ツ
Alive*
Toast ツ
i miss him
Wade ツ
Golden Freddy was the original Carter Slade but I forgot the password, so I made a new account
αmy
conrad?
Toast ツ
nah, he banned him
αmy
wouldn’t put it past you.
Wade ツ
I’ve banned Conrad twice
αmy
i know all your bp ats
αmy
alts
Toast ツ
would htat not
Toast ツ
ban
Toast ツ
or wait
Toast ツ
yeah
Toast ツ
what wade said
Toast ツ
name all mine amy
αmy
which is why i’m good at figuring out the ones you have here
αmy
you have a distinct pattern
Wade ツ
I feel like I’m forgetting some
αmy
i don’t know if you notice it
αmy
no
αmy
just the way you speak and the ideas you hold
Toast ツ
yeah
Wade ツ
Wait really? That’s my main giveaway
Wade ツ
People thought Carter was Midwestern Mofo tho
Toast ツ
shittalking kinda gay
Toast ツ
ngl
Toast ツ
anyways im gonna do this while mathing
αmy
you try to act different i guess, but you end up giving it away because of the way you speak (almost always either dagger like, or intensely roleplaying a comic book character). you also show up very convienently.
urfavvirgo
it’s normally ABOUT how people are gay
Wade ツ
Amy am I forgetting any?
Wade ツ
you try to act different i guess, but you end up giving it away because of the way you speak (almost always either dagger like, or intensely roleplaying a comic book character). you also show up very convienently.
Dang you pay attention, I should give you more credit
Toast ツ
amy is at least just interacting
αmy
did you understand the way i explained the equation toast?
Toast ツ
yeah
αmy
ok good
Toast ツ
i gotta do the rest though
Toast ツ
my teachers a bitch
αmy
if you need help on anything else i’ll help you
Toast ツ
alright, thankls
Wade ツ
Dammit I swear I’m forgetting some
αmy
system of equations is always a piece of shit
Toast ツ
did i tell you that she wouldnt let me piss?
αmy
commit arson
Toast ツ
shes so misrable
Wade ツ
Bro denying a kid the right to the bathroom is demented,
Jake ツ
Damn Wade’s doing my job for me
Jake ツ
Thanks pal
Wade ツ
like if it’s during a test I can understand or if they’ve used it already but just denying it randomly is demonic
Toast ツ
doing advanced math while holding in 6 cups of water should be considerded tourture
αmy
wsg jake
Toast ツ
hey jakey wakey bakey
Jake ツ
I was gonna negotiate so I didn’t have to tell anyone, but hey, you do you
Toast ツ
eggs and bakey
αmy
nm just reviewing for finals
Wade ツ
I was gonna negotiate so I didn’t have to tell anyone, but hey, you do you
No, you’ve got nothing else to blackmail me with
αmy
god i’m so stressed
Wade ツ
And I just took away the one thing you had
αmy
i almost threw up agaib
αmy
again
Toast ツ
good luck with that
αmy
if i fail my parent will kill me
urfavvirgo
Jake has stuff 😭
Jake ツ
I didn’t need to do that though
Jake ツ
But you’ve just given more evidence that you’re not fit to be a moderator, so I guess that’s that
Jake ツ
Aaaaaanyways
urfavvirgo
But you’ve just given more evidence that you’re not fit to be a moderator, so I guess that’s that
OH.
urfavvirgo
TEA.
Jake ツ
Just popping in :)
urfavvirgo
WUWU CRW
Wade ツ
But you’ve just given more evidence that you’re not fit to be a moderator, so I guess that’s that
Cool.
Toast ツ
But you’ve just given more evidence that you’re not fit to be a moderator, so I guess that’s that
how so?
Jake ツ
My predictable pal
urfavvirgo
NOW.
urfavvirgo
RN.
Jake ツ
So very predictable <3
Wade ツ
I hate you.
Toast ツ
not gonna be that guy jake, but thats zesty as hell
Toast ツ
might as well just call him your cock sleave
urfavvirgo
might as well just call him your cock sleave
if he was dick riding wade then he would NOT take away his mod status
Wade ツ
Here’s the thing Jake
Toast ツ
KU KLUX KLAN
Wade ツ
You’re going to kick me off of mod when Dagger is doing the exact same thing
Toast ツ
nuh uh
its calling him a small little slut good for only being wrapped around a cock and came in
Toast ツ
i dont watch fairy porn
αmy
got any good links
αmy
also emily what classes are you taking next semester
urfavvirgo
You’re going to kick me off of mod when Dagger is doing the exact same thing
so u admit to dick riding dagger
Toast ツ
i dont thinbkl
Toast ツ
said that
Toast ツ
ALSO AMY
αmy
yes
Toast ツ
oh yeah
Toast ツ
you sound black
Toast ツ
hold on
urfavvirgo
like girl.
Toast ツ
so, ooga booga is eating chicken
urfavvirgo
ion think that’s just a coincidence
Toast ツ
and booga ooga is also eating chicken
Wade ツ
ion think that’s just a coincidence
Dagger has always ban the fags, I’ve always wanted to but seemed permission
Toast ツ
then, only booga ooga gets in trouble, becuase hes supposed to eat watermellon
urfavvirgo
then, only booga ooga gets in trouble, becuase hes supposed to eat watermellon
UR ACTUALLY SO WHITE IF U DONT LIKE WATERMELON
urfavvirgo
LIKE
Toast ツ
then booga ooga points out that ooga booga is eating chiken
αmy
toast it’s the first one cause she makes 54900
Wade ツ
then, only booga ooga gets in trouble, becuase hes supposed to eat watermellon
I don’t like Watermelon
Toast ツ
thats an explanation you simple folk can understand
αmy
not really wade
Toast ツ
better than a teacher
αmy
pretty sure the average teacher salary is 50-70k
Toast ツ
whats the second job earn?
αmy
gonna have to research that tho
αmy
okay
Wade ツ
NCES estimates the average annual salary for elementary and secondary school teachers in the U.S. was about $66,397 during the 2021-2022 academic year
Toast ツ
cool, thansk\
αmy
emily if you’re still here check uwu
αmy
don’t be afraid to clarify shit with me
αmy
i’m prepared to give you a full explanation
αmy
NCES estimates the average annual salary for elementary and secondary school teachers in the U.S. was about $66,397 during the 2021-2022 academic year
yeah so i’m right
Toast ツ
you smart, me not as smart
Toast ツ
im good as a regular student, not an advanced one
Toast ツ
just today i aced a quiz i had no time to prepare for
Toast ツ
because easy
αmy
you
Toast ツ
but i get a quiz in an alps calss, my grade drops
Wade ツ
SHIIT…
Wade ツ
Forgot to cut my nails
Toast ツ
amy
Toast ツ
the perimeter of a rectangle is 66cm and its width is half its length. what are the lenght and width of the rectangle?
Wade ツ
K bye guys gotta pee I’ll check my alt password list and see if I forgot any
Wade ツ
OH WAIT I FORGOT ONE
Wade ツ
I made Toast’s alt named Toast’s alt
Toast ツ
oh yeah
Wade ツ
I only said 2 things but still counts
Toast ツ
oh i have like 65 dollars on my card now
Wade ツ
So that counts 9 alts?
Wade ツ
Dang I had more on BP
Wade ツ
Ok bye Nature is calling, also Toast check UWU I’ll be on later bye
αmy
lots more
αmy
length is 22 cm, width is 11 cm
Wade ツ
lots more
My legacy has been cemented as the Moon Knighting alt maker, wish I coulda kept up the charade but oh well
Wade ツ
Rorschach woulda gone with me to the grave, only Toast, Jake, and Wilk knew
Flappy.
My legacy has been cemented as the Moon Knighting alt maker, wish I coulda kept up the charade but oh well
You sound like the special needs kid at my school
mal..🦆
lmaoo
Flappy.
he always talks about mario
Wade ツ
Ok bye my bladder needs to leak
αmy
let it
Flappy.
and he always calls random people legends
Toast ツ
in my mouth
αmy
wilk told me she was sunny
αmy
or whatever her name was
Flappy.
who?
αmy
and then she said rorscach was her friend
αmy
and i realized it
Flappy.
oh ik
Toast ツ
other than that
Toast ツ
hey Jake
Jake ツ
Moon knighting is Wade’s way of stimming
αmy
rorscach was concerning
αmy
you made a whole
αmy
new person
urfavvirgo
cant get over how funny “moon knighting” is
urfavvirgo
it’s like
Toast ツ
not
Toast ツ
really
urfavvirgo
ICK
Toast ツ
thats like moon gooning
Jake ツ
Since he can’t do it himself
αmy
you are either the most autistic people ever, or the best undercover fbi agent
αmy
possibly both
Wade ツ
bro literally used one of his alts to keep himself in check
Jake I took the joy out revealing it for u, u got nothing left bro
Toast ツ
you guys tryna moon goon
urfavvirgo
Jake I took the joy out revealing it for u, u got nothing left bro
you’ve said that like three times now
Jake ツ
Jake I took the joy out revealing it for u, u got nothing left bro
Was I supposed to find joy in it?
Flappy.
like actually thats like a split personality disorder or something
Jake ツ
Wade what are you trying to do
Flappy.
genuinely truly get help bc that is Not healthy
αmy
but wade
Toast ツ
like actually thats like a split personality disorder or something
its like im gucking on two of him
αmy
scrolling
αmy
through rorschach’s posts
Toast ツ
FUCK
Toast ツ
i fucking misspelled it
Toast ツ
im gonna kms
αmy
it’s frightening what you’re doing
urfavvirgo
like what about when something happens irl and u can’t function properly without thinking you’re someone else?
αmy
you’re coping so hard
Jake ツ
If he doesn’t want my help then I’m gonna stop enabling him and his stupid little games
Flappy.
like what about when something happens irl and u can’t function properly without thinking you’re someone else?
^^^^
αmy
and this isn’t the right way
urfavvirgo
If he doesn’t want my help then I’m gonna stop enabling him and his stupid little games
STOPPING ENABLING IS SO REAL
Jake ツ
It really is
Toast ツ
If he doesn’t want my help then I’m gonna stop enabling him and his stupid little games
"help"
urfavvirgo
BECAUSE HES ACTING LIKE THIS IS HIS WAY TO SOCIALIZE.
urfavvirgo
ITS NOT
αmy
i’m legit concerned at this point
urfavvirgo
THIS SITE IS SUCH A SMALL PART OF MY LIFE
urfavvirgo
AND THATS WHATS NORMAL AND HELATHY
αmy
i’ve known him for a long time
αmy
and this isn’t new
αmy
he’s
αmy
it’s like a coping mechanism
Jake ツ
I think Wade actually thinks he’s Deadpool
αmy
but in all the wrong ways
urfavvirgo
BUT MAKING WJE UR WHOLE LIFE BC SOMETHING ELSE IS GOING ON? THATS MESSED UP.
αmy
he can’t separate fact from fiction
αmy
almost all the bp people here
Flappy.
If you are constantly referring to yourself in the third person and having conversations with yourself
Toast ツ
i cant say much to defend him here, because ill get dogpiled on
αmy
know what he did and still does
Toast ツ
what should i buy on the switch eshop?
αmy
this isn’t new
urfavvirgo
he can’t separate fact from fiction
see this site and the “respect” he gets on here is probably everything he ever wanted irl but he didn’t know how to socialize properly
urfavvirgo
so this is his way of coping
Flappy.
If you are constantly referring to yourself in the third person and having conversations with yourself
You are either A) very lonely B) mentally unstable or C) both
Toast ツ
proof?
Jake ツ
Wade if you don’t even know who you are, if you can’t keep yourself under control without fake identities, what makes you think you’re fit to moderate the site?
urfavvirgo
“Virgo under my bed” THATS WADE?
Flappy.
see this site and the “respect” he gets on here is probably everything he ever wanted irl but he didn’t know how to socialize properly
Actually, all he says is "idc what you think idc what you think"
urfavvirgo
YIKES.
Flappy.
but i mean its quite obvious
αmy
Wade if you don’t even know who you are, if you can’t keep yourself under control without fake identities, what makes you think you’re fit to moderate the site?
it’s literally not even about mod anymore
Toast ツ
Wade if you don’t even know who you are, if you can’t keep yourself under control without fake identities, what makes you think you’re fit to moderate the site?
you cant just make up arguments against the afk guy and use them against him
urfavvirgo
Wade if you don’t even know who you are, if you can’t keep yourself under control without fake identities, what makes you think you’re fit to moderate the site?
mentally unstable and struggling people shouldn’t be given things that make their issues worse
Jake ツ
you cant just make up arguments against the afk guy and use them against him
It’s not an argument, it’s a question
Toast ツ
nah but like
Jake ツ
mentally unstable and struggling people shouldn’t be given things that make their issues worse
Exactly
Toast ツ
you kind of are
Jake ツ
Bro has other things to focus on
Flappy.
you cant just make up arguments against the afk guy and use them against him
im genuinely concerned
Flappy.
like massively concerned
Toast ツ
about?
Flappy.
a little pitiful
Toast ツ
the guy you will never meet?
Toast ツ
the guy you will never know?
αmy
you cant just make up arguments against the afk guy and use them against him
kinda a good point, we should wait till he’s back on to intervene.
Jake ツ
you kind of are
Toast if you were really a good friend you’d realize that Wade’s weird ass way of coping with his problems is unhealthy, and you would try to help him
urfavvirgo
Toast if you were really a good friend you’d realize that Wade’s weird ass way of coping with his problems is unhealthy, and you would try to help him
^
Toast ツ
Toast if you were really a good friend you’d realize that Wade’s weird ass way of coping with his problems is unhealthy, and you would try to help him
man fuck you
Flappy.
i know but he wont br able to go into the real world like this
Jake ツ
Instead of defending, and like I did for too long, enabling them.
Toast ツ
about?
urfavvirgo
thts what a good friend would do. it’s a mature and responsible and respectful way of handling things
Flappy.
actually, you would leave right now and talk to Wade privately
he doesnt listen to us and like he actually needs to get his shit together
Toast ツ
fine
Toast ツ
i will
Jake ツ
thts what a good friend would do. it’s a mature and responsible and respectful way of handling things
Keyword “mature”
αmy
i think i’ve known him the longest out of anyone here
Toast ツ
alright
αmy
and one thing i can say
αmy
is that he hasn’t, and won’t change
αmy
why are we trying?
Jake ツ
is that he hasn’t, and won’t change
Pretty sure he said to me something like “change isn’t really something I do”
Toast ツ
fair point
αmy
Pretty sure he said to me something like “change isn’t really something I do”
he’s said that to me many times over the time i’ve known him
Jake ツ
He fully accepts this whole thing and has chosen to live like this
Jake ツ
Which is hella retarded
urfavvirgo
Pretty sure he said to me something like “change isn’t really something I do”
lowkey sounds like a theater kid
Jake ツ
Too egotistical, too prideful
Toast ツ
is he though?
urfavvirgo
Too egotistical, too prideful
(but we all know that it’s not his parents who lied to him 💀)
Toast ツ
im too tired for this shit
Toast ツ
no, none of us fo
αmy
but as someone who’s known him for so fucking long
αmy
he’s a lost cause
αmy
we are losing our own dignity by trying to provide him with some
Flappy.
i cant imagine someone who acts like this online acts like a normal person who has friends to be honest
urfavvirgo
PLS
Toast ツ
i dont
Toast ツ
wait
Toast ツ
fuck
Toast ツ
its like 6
urfavvirgo
IM FINNA PISS MYSELF LAYGHING
Toast ツ
im too tired for this
urfavvirgo
i cant imagine someone who acts like this online acts like a normal person who has friends to be honest
I don’t think he has irl friends
Toast ツ
think
urfavvirgo
especially not if he has to fake one on the internet
Toast ツ
im done with it
αmy
let me check the answers
Toast ツ
why?
αmy
cause
αmy
why not
Toast ツ
but
Toast ツ
uhh
Toast ツ
alright i didnt do it
Jake ツ
Hey where did he go anyways?
αmy
that’s what i though
Toast ツ
peeing
Flappy.
piss
Toast ツ
probably offline
αmy
that’s kinda wild
αmy
anyway let’s finish your homework together so i don’t have to do mine
Jake ツ
Bro’s been pissing for like 10 minutes
Toast ツ
but
urfavvirgo
Hey where did he go anyways?
as soon as we started speaking facts that he didn’t wanna hear, he dipped
Toast ツ
i dont wanna
αmy
please
αmy
i’ll give you links to really good porn
αmy
trust
Flappy.
what
Toast ツ
my homework does not provide an appropreate challenge for someone of your skill level
Toast ツ
there is no we
Toast ツ
breaking bad quotes incoming
αmy
reverse cowgirl is an amazing genre
Toast ツ
what the
Jake ツ
No bad Amy porn bad
Toast ツ
is that were theres a cowgirl, and shes wearing her clother backwards?
Jake ツ
No it’s not healthy 😭
αmy
it’s better than studying for my finals
Flappy.
..
Jake ツ
Study and then reward yourself with porn
αmy
is that were theres a cowgirl, and shes wearing her clother backwards?
no she’s riding him backwards
Jake ツ
Wait no don’t do that
Toast ツ
oh
Toast ツ
ok
Jake ツ
Just don’t watch porn
Toast ツ
no
urfavvirgo
I wasnt talking about you, stupid
Toast ツ
breaking bad
Toast ツ
monley
αmy
that’s the position that most guys break their dicks in
Toast ツ
i prefer amazon
αmy
also the position that gives the most orgasms to women on average
αmy
i want to reverse cowgirl someone
Toast ツ
I COULD GET POKEMON GAMES
αmy
preferably that guy with his shirt off
Toast ツ
these all suck
αmy
so anyone want porn links
Flappy.
um
Toast ツ
no amy
Toast ツ
porn is free
Toast ツ
fuck you mean not the good ones
Toast ツ
you get the ut versions free
Toast ツ
and mewsluts free
αmy
i need new material
Toast ツ
search on p hub
Toast ツ
she is woman
αmy
shit where’d everyone go
Toast ツ
she has nice breasts
αmy
nice
Jake ツ
As someone who was formerly way too well aware of the porn world, good porn isn’t always paid
αmy
do they be jiggling when she be riding
Toast ツ
and she likes to be dominated
Jake ツ
And paid porn also isn’t always paid
Jake ツ
BUT DONT FUCKING WATCH IT
αmy
only margot robbie is
Jake ツ
She’s flat
Jake ツ
And has a creepy smile
Toast ツ
whenever wade gets back online, ill talk to him or whatever
αmy
she can be my pillow princess
Jake ツ
She looks trans sometimes
Toast ツ
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Jake ツ
>:(
Toast ツ
NO SHE DOESNT
Jake ツ
Margot Robbie is ass bro
Flappy.
you guys are way way waywayway too comfy on here
Toast ツ
but girls in thigh highs
αmy
if i grated you, jake, i could make the best key lime pie in the world, because you’re so fucking zesty.
Jake ツ
if i grated you, jake, i could make the best key lime pie in the world, because you’re so fucking zesty.
Damn that’s actually pretty good
No username
Hell no
Toast ツ
so guys
Toast ツ
meeting?
Toast ツ
be back
αmy
they put up that sign just for me 🥰
Jake ツ
It should say “feed on” since you like eating dogs
αmy
i eat then put
αmy
out
αmy
i think the stress has gotten to me
leosarefire14
What happened when I was gone
leosarefire14
Did yall die
leosarefire14
istg
αmy
jake and toast will you listen to music with me until i forget about my finals
leosarefire14
what’s going on
Flappy.
jake and toast will you listen to music with me until i forget about my finals
SPEAKING OF MUSIC
αmy
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f
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g
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f
Flappy.
THERES AO MUCH NEW SHIT COMING OUT TODAY
αmy
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Flappy.
STOP
αmy
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Flappy.
noy
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Flappy.
smh
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urfavvirgo
YUP.