New WJE Rules

Yep!

Cool

W Siarra, literally the most helpful member of the site Lmao

hi

hru guys

Well done

I accept the rules

I do it too

Great

ONLY IF THEY START THE DRAMA I INSULT THEM

THATS MY JOB ON THIS WEBSITE AND LIL AG3.0'S WE ARE TROLLS ON HERE

Ehh

I acsept

Great, more literally-who power-tripping mods that want to ban everything in sight. Get a fucking job.

we're not power tripping, we're just trying to stop arguing lmao

Who is the moron that was in charge of making someone who hasn't even existed on the site for over a week, a moderator?

which mod are you talking about?

The one who made this post. Literally who the fuck is this clown and why are they acting like they own the place?

She's not a mod, she was just restating some agreements we made with the people on the German site because of all the drama lately

Lol Americunts can't fathom European culture.

There are a shit ton of differences haha

Their culture is just concrete jungles, McDonalds, more skyscrapers, factories, and designer clothes.

I hate Americunts so much it's unreal.

Yeah we suck ass ngl

Where are you from?

I am from the Isle of Man.

Just please stop hiring all of these moderators... they may act sincere but most of these people just want to abuse.

With Ethan as mod it is already a nightmare and now there's talk of more mods.

Dope

there's only like 4 active ones, we're pretty chill

Who's the fourth

I know there's dagger, you, and ethan (don't approve)

Wade

I feared that

He probably kissed your ass to get mod

What the fuck does "KAUFMO" stand for? "Killing All Ur Fun Monthly Overseas?"

idk

I just hate how you guys give out moderator like candy.

I hate it too.

Oh, hey dad. Didn't expect to see you here.

Hello Dagger!

We seem to have solved things with the Germans.

It makes sense for old members of WJE like myself and Jake to have mod, but others are immature children with no life.

I am everywhere.

Yes I can see that now

You are like an omniscient presence in this site

doesn't matt choose the mods?

Indeed.

Of course he doesn't

If he did then fucking ETHAN wouldn't be mod

People recommend others to him.

He couldn’t care less who is in charge here.

Yeah, I will definitely agree with that. I think Wade, as new as he is, was a pretty good choice for a mod, he's helped a lot since he had it.

Yeah, I will definitely agree with that. I think Wade, as new as he is, was a pretty good choice for a mod, he's helped a lot since he had it.

Yeah, I will definitely agree with that. I think Wade, as new as he is, was a pretty good choice for a mod, he's helped a lot since he had it.

He's lost hope with Americunts.

Hahahaha shiternet.

Dad, point and laugh at the McDonalds wifi.

I told Matt Ethan would be a good mod, but I was sorely mistaken.

Yeah that was...kind of a mistake

Hehe.

Okay, we do it that way too and those who were choosen by the users here become mod

Wade's really good though, he helped a ton with the german situation

kek at Ethan's "heartfelt" mod application.

Ethan looked promising the way he talked and behaved.

It may just be his age and the other things going on in his life

Matt only cares about his perfect little German community.

He’s a child.

It's a tactic he uses.

He acts like a fucking insane hoodrat 99% of the time except when it's convenient not to.

Bastard.

Exactly.

If he bans me for saying this, avenge me.

Pls dont talk that way, cause yall dont want to change this site

I will ban his ass if he bans you.

Who said they don’t want change?

Appreciate it

What do u want to change here?

In case you guys didn't know, StayatHome is also a mod on this side of the site

If we banned all of the (very obvious) underagefags here, the site's quality would immediately improve.

Yes, matt trusts me very well so im here mode as well on the german site

At least he actually seems civilized and has over a year on the site.

She*

My apologies.

I would ban every last degenerate retard on here. This consists of fatherless children who run amok causing destruction and migraines.

I've been on SW for 3 years

Its alright^^

Yeah I heard of the German one

Everyone under the age of 14 would be out of here.

I wonder if the German one has existed longer

The German site is much more civilized.

Because I know the American one has existed since 2014

Probably...SW turned 10 years old on Halloween

The community here was added only a year ago.

I mean jokes

2013

Oh

the community section didn't always exist

This is the first joke I found by just searching for it in a search engine:

worstjokesever.com/jokes/5c4fe60ed9a7575dbf624361/what-did-the-deaf-blind-mute-and-paralyzed-baby-get-for-christmas

I witnessed the birth of the community section

And the site's layout used to be less corporate and soulless

Yes.

We got the community section cause the old users used to chat in the jokes area

I kek heartily at the comments on that post more than the joke itself now.

worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning

The first ever joke.

It's a miracle. All three of Dagger's alts congregated just to enjoy the ur-joke.

Heh yeah it was quite a sight to see.

You used to be able to filter years to only see jokes from a specific year but Matt broke it and I don't think he ever fixed it

Now it only shows you jokes/memes that have the word "2014" in them.

That sounds much more efficient than mindlessly scrolling for 20 minutes.

Nope we cant

I'm not sure but I think there were no likes back then

Nope we cant

So the jokes were higher quality

Damn. You're a developer of this site too?

Nope

Its only matt

Oh

Im just a mod

On both sites

Well I think I'm fine with him being the only designer of the website

Same

yep

Because I'm pretty sure if anyone else got that position... this website would be history..

lmao

Even you, Jake.

Even your profile shows your sinister intentions

Yeah lmao

wait how

I don't know, you'd probably press "backspace" and delete 6 years worth of jokes.

We can do our best and improve this site, but only if yall want that

Nah I'd probably just be shit about making updates n shit

To improve this site, let only mature people stay on here. Not people who act like children. I think it is very obvious who are children here.

These jokes on this website are very clearly not something kids should be seeing.

The site should be 16+ at minimum and 18+ at maximum.

Not only do kids ruin the quality of the site but the jokes can fuck up their development too. The jokes here are vile.

Matt also said at some point that the site was actually intended for 18 year olds, but over time it changed and more and more younger people came to sw

Jokes from 2 years and older were peak. Now there is only recycled unfunny bullshit. I’ve stopped reading jokes here for a long time now. There’s nothing interesting or somewhat amusing anymore.

But I'm not 18 yet, im just 16 years old

Ayyyy same

I mean, imagine some kid at school says: "say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow in school zones." as a joke to his friends. Imagine the shit that would cause.

I think 15 is like the average age here

Hell no. It’s 12 and below.

I totally understand that. I recently looked around the meme section and for the most part there weren't any real memes

lmao true there are a lot of young peeps

I'm saying average as in the mean age of users

Same on sw

Namely all of the ones that talk in "babyspeak" like

"PLSSSSSSSS"

cause there are a lot of 16 year olds and a lot of younger ones so it probably averages out to like 13-15

"SLAYYYYYY"

I make new post

"ASHDAIDHSUIAHDJKSAJDA" *when they find something funny*

lmao

"Girl..." *at a beginning of a sentence, even if the subject is not a girl.

And overuse of emojis.

Those are cancer to the site and should be banned instantaneously

Anyone who posts porn should also be banned instantaneously, especially since they know there are kids here.

We only say things like that in SW for fun, because we all know it's fun

Thats literally me AGGQQH im sorry

It might be different over there, but here they're obnoxious with it.

Agreed

Also this site is notorious for having constant conflicts with members over elementary school level significance.

*So-and-so called me a retard! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!*

When I look at this site, yall not that strict. We also have a rule on sw that you can't publish more than 3 posts/jokes/memes per day

*Some new member says "hello"* *597 message flame war erupts in the comment section*

That's a good rule.

lmfao true

Really? Cause i think so too

I remember when it was rare for a post of any kind to get more than even 50 comments

haha same

maybe don’t say that to jake lmao

worstjokesever.com/jokes/60a56f437c297e0dcf76cddd/can-we-please-stop-the-fricking-drama This is the biggest one I've found.

Notice how everyone in the comments is raging about insignificant childish things.

LMAO I remember that one

frfr

Same

oops wrong image

I remember reading this one around 2 years ago and dying of laughter.

same

Welcome to the annual WJE 2nd grader Fight Club!

Hehe

That's pretty much what it used to look like for us on sw but over time it changed

It was enjoyable when you got to see it once in a while but now it is just constantly that.

I would like to change a lot of things here but its up to yall cause im not really a part of that community. I think

this place has so much LOOORREEE

Well you know when this site will truly be fucked?

Im just happy that we have peace between sw and wje now

yep

When matt requires email verification for accounts. Or God forbid... phone verification.

sheesh

ye that’s why i like this place

This site used to have anons not long ago

that would suck

like boredpanda

I think he will do that, as I noticed on sw

wdym

But the anons revolted against the account users

This function doesn't exist on SW yet, but it probably will at some point

There was a huge war between anonymous and accounts

In the end accounts won

I actually think such a function is very good

If someone’s being annoying, will that result in a temporary ban or a permanent one?

Cause i would be harder for those who fakes others or or create accounts to spam or insult

Well, in the end, we must all love this site, since we keep coming back here.

it*

Despite how incredibly flawed it is.

Temporary i would say. But before we ban someone we have to warn that person

How much is temporary? A couple hours? A day?

Mods just can ban someone for like 24h

and discuss between mods

Yesss AHQAH

I think so too

Okay, how annoying do they have to be?

I think we are more strict on sw then here

yes definitely

lol

Reasons why someone gets banned:

-when someone spams

-when someone insults others

-when someone fakes

Etc.

But we still have our fun

second one shouldn't be bannable, unless you go overboard with it.

^^^

t. Enjoys insulting people on this website

repeated insults was the agreement, right?

Yeah

in other words, if someone says stop and the person doesn't stop, then mods warn them, and if they still don't stop, then the mods discuss a ban

Like I remember some kid named "THE TERRORIST" going "FUCK YOU BITCH ASS NIGGA I'M GONNA KILL YOU" then spamming something along those lines over and over.

or the mods can discuss first

Ik on sw its different, but ofc they will not get banned directly, first we warn and afterwards we discuss among mods

Yesss

I bet Matt is probably happy that barely anyone here knows German.

So they can't infect the site.

Sw or wje?

I want to thank yall that im welcome here, thx

yup, glad we could sort things out!

Me 2

Fuck these rules! I’ll insult whoever I want!!