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Could be worse OP, most people will die without ever fucking anyone.

@Christopher, First-person that came to mind was the mod that did the train wreck interview with Fox News from the antiwork sub

I see that face everywhere now. In my morning tea, in my evening pint, even in my dreams.

Fatmod the rapist haunts me.

I feel like I'm missing something here...anyone has a link?

@Keoi, The r/antiwork mod went rogue and did a terrible interview for fox

Ah ok

Love a rogue power trip hahaha

Yeah, it was super bad and the entire sub exploded because of it. The extra sad part of the cringe is that this mod uses she/her pronouns and rather than being pissed at her for being an idiot and going rogue, the entire internet is misgendering her. Like, make fun of her for all the idiocy, but even idiots deserve to have their pronouns respected.

no

@Kenya Bailey, No to what part? I adhere to a strong ethic when making fun of people, and misgendering someone just nullifies one's argument.

Isn't this about fucking JB? 🤨

He’s fucked someone, but it was not consensual 😬

???

So rape. why not just say rape 😑

💀💀😂😂

No. he will die without fucking YOU. Change your perspective, you need more self-care and confidence, and to lead a fulfilling life that makes you content and happy. Then one day you'll be happy and confident enough in yourself that living your whole life without fucking a celebrity doesn't matter because you discovered you are more important than that.

I'm feeling all tingly inside now stop it 😑

@Love to all, Shame, I'd totally let him fuck me. 🤤

I’m out of his league

Id also let him fuck me, He'd fuck me so hard.

Who are we talking about?

That would be arrogance and self-delusion, not healthy confidence.

Ofc he is hot 😏

Who tf are you talking about? 😂

My point is, she's just a human being like anybody else - who cares if you don't get a chance to sleep with her? I don't think it's delusional or arrogant to practice self care and lead a happy life, they are infinitely more important things to strive towards.

*he

Go for Shan. Text him and ask him on a date. He'll probably say no but at least you tried. :)

*Shawn DAMIT

That's all that matters, I'll try my best and won't fear rejection 😭😩

YOU GOT THIS! DO IT! DO IT!

JB? 😂

You and about 7 billion others.

5 billion*

he a pimp

Justin Bieber? 😂

On the plus side, you're also gonna die without fucking me.

I'm gonna die without ever fucking Taylors Swift's husband and his hot self. So?

@Sexy woman 239 , Its not a competition I'm just having a sulk

@Leylaaaaa, I feel you

That woman is ageless. Dang!

Oops he's a guy 😏😂

Man get out there and fuck some bitch that looks like him. Can’t be that hard right?

@Freshfry438, It really really can.

Your hot

@Justin Bieber, 😑😂😂😂🤨🤨🤨🤨

Ooh, drama.

I love to wake to this shit early in the morning for no fucking reason. Also leyla honey I BANG THE SHIT YOU YA

I just want to go home dude 😭

Not this again 🥺

How so? With tinder and "meet and fuck" sites how is it difficult to get laid these days. Women are literally putting themselves out there to get laid.

actually, it's very hard to get laid now n days on dating apps, they're designed to cater to men and they pick and choose. Your likeliness is very...um..stupid, . but it's worth a shot. Way better odds than fucking Justin Bieber lol. Also he's married

@JB fan, Then well have threesome

I don't think this conversation is for Children but I'm just going to jump in anyway, You are not some 10/10 girl and managed to pull some celeb 🤨 on tinder and other dating apps. It’s how I met my bf now. If you don’t put yourself out there you won’t receive. Chin up girl, you got this

I'd say I'm average 😭

Yeah, I met my gf at the time too. But that was a long time ago before it popped off big time. Now I can't pull any 😅

@Anonymous, Maybe because your D-Game ain't so hard enough.

Who tf likes JB? Anyway, @Anonymous, You can bro just keep looking, one will come when you least expect it.

@Anastasia Morris. Yeah, true. I just wanna find someone in real life. Genuinely. Non of that artificial stuff

That’s a first calling it artificial lol

How to attract a celebrity who is married. Step 1. Be attractive Step 2. Don't be unattractive

So fix step 1, or at least step 2. People may not become Adonis, but getting in shape/taking care of yourself makes a large majority of people at least not not attractive. It’s not a quick fix, but it works. Part of the allure to women is the dedication it takes.

Also, women have every right to not respond to your messages. Don’t message them over and over again. Get the message and move on. Don’t call them a bitch, etc. There’s a whole realm of possibilities as to why they may not be interested and a lot of them have nothing to do with you.

The choices are to understand this and quit holding them to a double standard for looking for what they want(cause that’s what you’re doing), or continue to live in incel world and think women should just throw themselves at you for doing the bare minimum you should be doing to everyone anyway(being nice, etc).As someone said above, in this day and age there are so many opportunities to meet women, quit getting offended and move on to find your next opportunity.

Lol I was talking about JB

He's not a women?

I mean he's a person guys, not some field trip to Disney. Kinda messed up...

And he still sexy af 😭 FUCK U HAILEY

I don't understand...what is happening...so I don't know how to responded

Y we all talking about some Canadian singer guy

If it makes you feel any better, my wife thinks JB probably bad in bed. And not that hot.

I don’t disagree… in front of my wife.

@Omnom Idk you tell me, just enjoy this silly little drama 😑

If you want to fuck him, you are 50% there already. Now we just need the rest 50%, that is him to agree.

WHo knows it could happen, either way, were almost at 100 comments :) KEEP IT PEOPLE

Nothing much here, just enjoying this content. 😂😑

@Ariana Grande, Why would you think this is even true? I want to be able to read minds or levitate. I'm 50% there already? Nope.

This idea that just wanting it is half the effort is asinine. she would have to be on her knees, gobbling his manhood down before he could honestly say that he 50% there

@Kaleb, It was a joke. To have sex, two people have to agree. If one person agrees, you are half way there, technically 🤣

@dark girl3, Ok, sorry. If we are going to get technical about the joke, it doesn't actually require 2 people to agree. Unfortunately, there are many times where only 1 person consents and sex is had any way

@Kaleb, That’s not sex.

Pregnancy is a result of sex (in natural cases that do not include IVF or stealing someone's sperm from tissues and whatnot) Pregnancy is possible from rape. Rape is a subset of sex. It's non-consensual sex. If you would like we can use the word intercourse but that's rather unnecessary. We know what we mean by sex. There are many different types.

I too, enjoy Rick and Morty. Ignore these low IQ plebs. And wish to fuck him.

Lol, guys this post was not ment to taken seriously 😂

This post is hilarious ngl

@ur not stupid watersharky. I wrote it with tears they read it laughing.😭😭😭

@Leyla, You can't seriously be upset about this 😂

We all have different desires and goals in life. some of which may seem unimportant and ridiculous to others some have a goal of winning some pie-eating contest or climbing a mountain-winning American ninja warrior or whatever etc it matters to them. it's their desire.

Those things are achievable though. Fucking a celebrity is not ACHIEVABLE 😂😂😂😭😭😭

Tell it to all the corpses on Everest mountain >:( 😑

Gotta hand it to you that's a funny thing to compare with Blow jobing and a-lister, go get 'em, girly

My life goal is now to win a pie-eating contest, then American Gladiator, then fuck JB

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy 😑💖

I'm really, really sorry OP, but this SENT me

Find a guy named Justin Bieber and make him your husband, now you can fuck Justin Bieber 🤣

What made you assume I was talking about that guy 🤨😏

😑

Well let's be honest, there are men who look better than him...

NO yes NO yes NO yes NO yes! LIKE HOE?

Ur dad 😮‍💨. He was so good last night the way he banged it and spaked it damn good he so feirce

@uh anyway JB right 😑

he's fkin married😭😭

Not that I care 🥺

Yes, cause that's totally the issue, if he wasn’t married this scenario would totally come true and JB’s team would be reaching out immediately.

Yes, and I can do my first BJ EVER! 😮‍💨🥺

Well, now that we know the problem, time to figure out a solution.

You know he could have approached her...who knows what will happen 😁

i'm glad he has a team

Yuck

Not for him it isn't. So it isn't all sad. :)

This is how I feel about Henry Cavill 😩

@Laya Handerln, OMFG he's so fucking hot 🤤🤤🤤🤤

@Leyla, Ikr 😩😮‍💨

Sorry to be a downer but the fact you posted this on a "Joke website" and even the fact that you set out to fuck some celebrity you’ve never met put your odds extremely low of ever achieving your goal. Just proving the facts here buddy.

This isn't a "beast mode gonna take over the world" type of energy as you can see I'm aware of my chances and am sad about it.

Ironically, this kind of self-insight, honesty, and ability to be vulnerable in front of others indicates greater strength and maturity than the comment above, which is nothing but the hateful, petty desire to pull someone else down for no reason at all.

Weird thing to be said to the public.

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2018/02/jessica-chastain-accidentally-tweets-drooling-face-emoji.html

Your drooling everytime you see em

.....and for that Bieber is most thankful.

"I’m gonna die without ever fucking JB" We all are 😂

Don’t lose hope, I’m sure a Metaverse DLC will come out one day

Didn't he get married?

@Leyla, down bad!!!!

https://i.redd.it/kfhasmnj8tl81.jpg The hottest woman on earth 🤤

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EiJmZKRX0AQr6J2?format=jpg&name=900x900 This how I feel about you leyla :))

Millions of women are going to die, never “f*?king Justin Bieber.

And millions of men. Billions even

Me too me too 😩😮‍💨

Never give up OP, I wholeheartedly believe you can make it happen

I'd fuck him soo good 😩

@Emboy, this is not meant to be taken seriously 😂

I, am personally thrilled I will die without fucking someone who sings through their nose.

Why would you want to fuck him? There are so many more attractive, more fuckable men in the world.

Me: Well that was fucking random...

Looks at the website *Community* see what was posted

Me: Ah, makes sense.

@:(, Bold of you to assume she could ever get to fuck them too.

She could give it a try sometime. She'd probably have more chance of success and, if succeeding, a better fuck.

Is it Justin Bieber you want or an Justin Bieber look-alike you want?

I mean im gonna die without ever f***ing you...that's pretty sad.

Fuck me instead?

@Kanada, YES.

No spank us! We are but ...www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=zXT_IOt81Xs

I'm in love

Leyla. Ti voglio bene! Per favore dimmi che ricambia il mio amore, voglio stare con te! PER SEMPRE! E SEMPRE, ti amo, baci, scopi, fai l'amore con me! Sei d'accordo con il mio accordo di matrimonio?

Uh, no grazie, MA, solo così sai che non sono interessato ai minori di età superiore ai 18 anni. Segnati le mie labbra! A proposito, sono multilingue. Parlo tutte le fottute lingue di puttana! Quindi * non me ne frega un cazzo, vai a succhiare un cazzo di cazzo BTICH! :) Grazie per l'offerta, comunque. Uno, due, tre, duecento

Anyway, back to the post! he’s built like an 11 yr old lol. Pretty gross.

@Dumn bItch dick suck uhh daddy, well he’s a grown man, ur pretty gross 🙄

@Dumn bItch dick suck uhh daddy. Not being fat and having a small frame means you're a child?😂

The commenter is probably just a big person feeling bitter about the attention slim people get

Yep because if a woman has a preference for skinny women she must be a pedophile Misandrist

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The drama this post has is just 😑 iNtErEsTiNg

Yep, the Drama on this post is just interesting. I'm getting popcorn ready, turning on some porn. And reading all these Mf comments. Let's do this bitch! 😵‍💫

@DUMN BITCH DICK SUCK UHH DADDY, Today's dumbest comment. And why you sizing up 11 years old figures.

i wanna fuck jb

i have it is so big

@8siw3 o, You mean today's dumbest post? LIKE WHAT THE FUCK! .. x. .

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@Anonymous , NO I WANNA FUCK JB! FUCK SOMEONE ELSE >:( SKJE EI

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT nah bro I'm out.

lol, I'm done with interternet for today

I hope you get to fuck JB *Laughter* NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

Wow reading all these comments where a mouthfull...

wtf did i come to

Reality check. You are all talking to each other about fucking a rich and famous celebrity like you think it's going to happen.

llol

lol

Lol what?

Umm ... ok, it's random, I hope you reach your goal, I guess! 🤨

Sounds hot

Well good luck with that ❥

Ay, ain’t nothin you can doabt that, but you can prevent me dying without fucking you ;)

Definitely not with that attitude!

Yeah with that attitude

Celebs are off the table. But I know how you feel. I would love a piece of that Ryan Gosling.

Pretty sure all of us are unless someone here is a celeb he's already been with.

With that attitude, you aren't. 😂

Maybe he'll see this and throw you a pity fuck.

Not with that attitude

You dead yet? Don’t give up hope.

Looks like he dodged a bullet. 😂

Damn, why'd ya have to remind about this shit? I just got over this back in 2019 🤦

What the hell...

Please tell me this is a joke

Me too. Just imagine me with Pedro Pascal, I wish it could happen tho 😿

I feel the same way about Jhene Aiko

Olivia Rodrigo for me...It's already been a year! 😭

@Leyla, Look what we have here, A simp! SIMP! SIMP! SIMP! SIMP! SIMP!

I’ve had this thought as well. So sad🥲

Hey, if that crackhead banged you then you have a chance.

He doesn't even know you bro…go to sleep

Cheer up buddy, At least you got some head to dick action.

Just pirate all his music and listen to it nonstop, you fuck him in a different way. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Well not with that attitude leyla, take some initiative.

I’m sure you have access to a computer and a hardware store

You people are kidding right?

@Kennedy Harfie, for them it is, for me it's like getting stabbed in the back with a piece of reality in your ass! 😭

Never give up hope.. you never know 🤷🏼

Justin Bieber will die without ever getting to f@@k you.

This actually made laugh ngl

Just fuck someone else

Don't worry information technology is advancing so fast that you can select any faces while watching porn through a VR device.

Most of us are going to die without ever fucking JB

Become famous, then you might have a shot.

I've thought about this before. and what's worse is that I'm 98% certain it's only true because he wont ever has the chance to meet me. I literally think I'm too good for Justin Bieber. I'm not joking.

Will leyla you always have a chance with Kim kardashian

Are you bragging or complaining?

Live a life that would make Justin Bieber want to fuck YOU INSTEAD

@Giera Pakirnue, "Fuck me" omg I be honerd...horny mf

Yep you are

NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE!

Leyla, the list of men you’re not gonna fuck is going to be bigger than your tits

If its makes you feel any better he will die without ever banging you too.

There are people fucking right now as we speak which includes me...

@Mr_MorbidSeeker, well then Leyla might have a shot with you 🥴

NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE

Umm 🤔 then do it ☺️

Wtf 😂

😂😂😂