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yooo wsg guys

wsg

read my bio if ur a girl honestly

me?

bread u a girl?

no i'm] a dude

then ig u could but yeah lmao

I was gonna read ur bio eitherway

true lmao

wait so i can’t talk to you, cause i’m a girl???

i’m not gonna hit on you my dude

yess

exactly

js don;t talk to me

atall

ok

aye bread

yea?

wht u doin\

sitting at my table pouring soda into a spray bottle

th? a spray bottle?|

imma be spraying spurts of soda into my mouth while relaxing

lmao

cus I dont wanna stand up

lmaoooo thtsss

soooooooooooooooo lazy but i respect it

meh I was running laps for an hour and a half today

nvm not lazy lol

lmao

my 5-6 block is gym

lucky

and some kid called the teacher a pussy

i js do work outs and shi yk?

so we all had to run laps

lucky

plus our neighborhood has a gym

but it isn't the best

its more cardio stuff

I can lift like 234 pounds so it would be a breeze

oh

how old u?

15

deadlift?

yea

dead lifts be easy fr fr lmao

fr lol

i need a challenge lmao

wht is a gym thing u have issues with?

gym i general is easy

laps lmao

lmao

I can run for about 10-20 mins and then im like dead

like

i can do a good while ig lmao

i sure ass hell not joinin cross country

why tf does this soda taste like lube

i mean i alr did it but yk

the spray bottle musta been used for sum else.....

probably

like

lube and...

im getting citrus

lmaoooooooooooooo

kinda sussy

bro i js said sussy

at this point you and chicky are the only people I can have a normaal convo with

i js said it again!

BAhaahhaha

how so?

wade is the only other person I talk to but all our convos are about

like

political shit

and hating furrys

lmao

thts so random af

and the darkest of dark humor

shi i got darkest humor

hit me with a joke

looks like the kids in the gas chambers but ehh

my jokes are based on like real life

sum same off mine lol

suicides, murders, gore in general

the gas chambers

hitler

jew lmao

those are pretty surface level jokes

hit me with a low joke then lmao

what kind

sexual?

ur choice lmao

alr

I will explode inside you faster than ronnie mcnutts head -sexual

then i will do one js a dark joke lol'

i will blow ur brains out so fast that ur brain flies out ur head - sexual and jfk

do you take constructive criticism

i thinl

gimme sum

want a revision of your joke?

sure

was the "blow your brains out" meaning blowjob?

kinda

thats all I needed

ig u could say tht lol

I will blow your brains out so fast you would think J.F.K got shot again

there is the revision

no there is no re usage of words

and it works jfk in to the joke

what do you call a crash course Japanese plane , suicide bombers

Chang chung ching.

were japanese suicide bombers taught to fly? or was it just a quick crash corse

wsg daggy waggy baggy maggy daddy

thats a good one

jkjkjjk lmaoo

thks lmao

what do you call an arab in a bathtub

DAGGER?

a bath bomb

bathbomb

yuh

loll

ik i made u irritated cuz tht ABABAHAAAHAHAH

what do you call a cemetary of dead arabs?

a mine field.

An inactive land mind.

*mine

lmao

*land mine field

Damnit I messed up.

lol it alr

bruh

if there was an earthquake in North korea do you think king jong un would bounce like a rubber ba;ll

Lmao

who u abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

why did the music teacher get fired

why?

ashton

who else

for fingering a minor

oh

get it?

yeah lmaooo

Wsg guys

wsp wade

Wtf.

wsg eadey]\

don't ask , tht ashton

Ah yes. The infamour Ashton Parkes.

yup lmao

yo wade

*infamous

My autocorrect is autistic. 🫤

lol

waht do you call a american house?

shooting range

a gun safe

lmao true both ways work

crap I got schools and houses mixed up

BAHAHAAHHAhaha

just used your joke to work into mine

lol

Is the Ashton guy the one that got banned?

I miss chicky

working ? like the kids in the coal mine???

yeah

Oh he’s back?

idk maybe

Chexbread, I ship u guys

why tho

working ? like the kids in the coal mine???

or in the sweat shop

used ur work to finish my work lmao

I finished your joke

lol

true lol

ngl they should add pm to wje

You know how you call shotgun! Well I call Rosa Parks!!

so you can talk to friends

fr or gc\

fr tho

i got dark humor rizz tooo

ohhhhh

show me

btw what does kys mean

yeah

ight lemme go

damn i js had sum too

dude its a joke you don't have to take it so hard its not a dick

lmao

what does a Grieveing parent and my female friends have in common

what?

they both take it hard

:skull

I just got a great idea

they should make a new tab next to the send and image buttons

that has custom emojis

so we can give each post emojis

bro bouta go for em kids :Skull

jkjkjk lmao

🍆👌

🍆 : ashton , 👌 random 10 yr old

bruh

im going to fucking kill someone

who?

you

kill me plz

why you say that abt me

*uno reverse card*

itz a jokee

bro

mhm

wait its true?

:side eye:

no its not

lmao , u take almost everythin serious

im dateing a girl thats 17 like I swear u say it again im gong to kill someone

Ik goofy

lmao , u take almost everythin serious

well

my gf seruis abt everything so i have to do my best to help her

not just my self so why do you think im so fucking seruis

how old u?\

u shou;d change ur pfp to u and her

Get this ching chong language off my website

i wish i did lmao

this is an american website

not a ricepicker website

bro this ain't yo site , 2nd of all were americans lol , we js used google translate

17 months old? Or 1.7 years old? I can’t tell.

dagger chill lmao

she's 17 ik ive seen her lmao

DAMN DAGGER