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Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lucy, who was known for one peculiar thing: she could not stop farting. It wasn’t just an occasional squeak or puff—it was a full-on symphony of noises, each more unpredictable than the last.

It all started one Saturday morning when Lucy was helping her mother bake cookies. As they mixed the dough, Lucy felt the pressure building. She tried to hold it in, but the more she foc… Read more

i made a song

Five A.M And I am checking FlightRadar on my iPad, all alone Tracking an Emirates plane that might just pass my home

'Just a plane' People say, but this one's special in a special kinda way 747 fans should probably go away

Hey, what's that plane I hear? Oh, it is coming near

Help me, Help me, Help me, see my favourite aircraft Will Air Traffic Control send it through to my way? Help me, Help me, H… Read more

Lock eyes from across the room Down my drink while the rhythms boom Take your hand and skip the names No need here for the silly games Make our way through the smoke and crowd The club is the sky, and I'm on your cloud Move in close as the lasers fly Our bodies touch and the angels cry Leave this place, go back to yours Our lips first touch outside your doors A whole night, what we've got in store Whisper in my ear t… Read more

A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife." (Repost!)

Guess who has two thumbs and got called a disappointment by his mother just to come home the next day and be told I looked like satan? This guy. Not like I give two fucks what my mom thinks anyway what’s she gonna do if she ever wants to punish me? Take away my iPad so she can’t text me if I run away? Yes this post is 100% dumb and probably a waste of your time just felt like saying something because it’s the weekend 😎

GENESIS 19 Sodom and Gomorrah Destroyed 1The two angels arrived at Sodom in the evening, and Lot was sitting in the gateway of the city. When he saw them, he got up to meet them and bowed down with his face to the ground. 2“My lords,” he said, “please turn aside to your servant’s house. You can wash your feet and spend the night and then go on your way early in the morning.” “No,” they answered, “we will spend the ni… Read more

SHREK

Written by

William Steig & Ted Elliott

SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more

Yesterday, my friend asked me if he could see The Stash. Needless to say, the next day he woke up in a ice-filled bathtub with his kidneys gone!