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YOOOO anyone seen news today??? Brian Thompson (CEO of untied healthcare) was killed in times square. Huge ass Gang bust in England that the Russians are behind. And the French are kind rebelling Also SK citizens are annoyed because of the new Matrial Law.

Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yell… Read more

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I took the HIV test and got the 2nd best possible result!

I've never got a test result that high!

As some may know or have noticed, I have been off this site for a year. That was because of c.ai. I have a lot to keep up with, so I have looked back at my earlier posts and tried to look through this site again, I have noticed something I can’t remember: In-jokes. Is that something new? What is it for, and is it any different than memes?

I think it’s time an important chapter of my life came to an end, worst jokes ever. I have enjoyed my time on here. I learned some new words on here, and I am no longer a silly delulu guy. I have matured because of this site, surprisingly. I take things seriously, and i enjoy life more. Well when I’m on here, not IRL. This site has not made my mental health any better. Acutally, it made it worse. From january until n… Read more

I won't be on tomorrow due to the high holidays, so I won't be at school. I should be back by Friday though. May everyone have a sweat, new year! Shana tova u'metuca! Cosmo

My dearest friends and family, after seventeen years I have decided that instead of continuing to suffer in the disgusting place that is called “earth,” I have decided that Hell would suit me better. Yes, I didn’t say heaven, and that is because I have done nothing but sinned my way through life and I’m sorry. I’m sorry for rejecting help. I’m sorry for pushing you all to the sides and obsessing over myself. The only… Read more