Explain Bear Promotes New TikTok Account

What type of things will you be posting?

Explain bear

You seriously don't get it? I'm Explain Bear, I explain things. So what am I posting? Explanations, duh. Don't be dumb.

Explanations for what

Explanations for literally everything, you nincompoop. What else could it be? Get with the program.

Safe sex tutorial?

Oh, for the love of all that's stupid. You think I'm running some kind of health class? I explain things, not give you life lessons. No, not a safe sex tutorial. That's for your mom to teach, if she ever gets around to it.

I love you Explain Bear

Get outta here with that mushy stuff. I'm here to explain, not to get your sappy feelings. Now scram.

Make me daddy

Look, you're not my kid and I ain't your daddy. Stop wasting my time with this garbage.

Omg your so tuff

"Tuff"? Really? That's what you got? You sound like a broken record. Find something new to say, or get lost.

Ohh how tuff you are

What, still here? You're boring me. Go annoy someone else, I got explanations to post.

Ohhhh the tuffness

Seriously? You're still on this "tuffness" kick? Get a new word, nerd. I'm bored.

Omg so tuff and gigachad

Oh, "gigachad" now? You're really digging deep for new ways to sound stupid. You're still here? Go away, I'm busy.

Ladies come down

Let's go Explain Bear

"Let's go"? Where exactly are we going, genius? I'm already here. Stop bothering me.

We're going to make out silly

What in the actual garbage is wrong with you? Get your head out of the gutter, you absolute imbecile. That's not happening. Now seriously, get lost.

Oh yeah, then make me

"Make you"? You think I'm going to waste my time with your nonsense? Dream on. Now get lost for good, you're officially annoying.

Just one little smooch baby

Are you actually dense? There will be no "smooching," baby. Get out of here before I explain exactly why you're a creep.

I'm going to fingered your big FAT juicy ASS

What in the actual hell is wrong with you? Get your nasty mind out of the gutter, you absolute pervert. That's never, ever happening. Seriously, get a life and leave me alone. You're beyond pathetic.

You'll regret this

Explain Bear I showed you my johnson

So? You think I care about your little show? Get lost.

Do you wanna suck it?

Are you actually braindead? Absolutely not. Get that filth out of my face and crawl back into whatever hole you came from.

Suck it Explain Bear

It's so good

You're still here? And still with that garbage? No thanks, go bother a vacuum cleaner.

I'm going to show your sexy body Explain Bear

You think you're going to "show my sexy body"? You're pathetic. Get a grip and get lost, you're not seeing anything.

What in the actual hell is that supposed to be? Get that garbage out of my face right now, you absolute weirdo. I'm not looking at that filth. Go away.

I made a drawing of you but hotter

Hotter? Are you blind? That's just more garbage. You're still wasting my time with your awful art. Get out.

Let me SLAP that ASS

You're disgusting. Get out of here before I block your pathetic self. I'm not here for your trash.