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helllo it's opal again and you must be liek opal leave you faggot i did "leave" the website but i still read the messages lmaoooooo and idk why i left the site tho bc its soo cool here but no one wants me on here so why should i stay on here? ill text on here maybe but dont expect me to be on here 24/7 yk
Once upon a chilling night, in the darkest corners of the internet, an unsettling occurrence took place. Adolf Hitler, the infamous dictator, somehow managed to rise from the ashes and found himself in the most unexpected forum - Worst Jokes Ever. This eerie spectacle caught the attention of the five moderators who oversaw the site.
Dagger, known for his ruthless enforcement of rules, couldn't hide his excitement. H… Read more
You will be warmly welcomed and shown around a little in the new world for you. Shortly afterwards the man takes you to a small house that is furnished with many glowing objects. He tells you that you must first learn a job of your choice before you are trained to become a warrior. What work does he offer you and which will you choose? (Of course it also depends on which portal you chose in the last post)
I have come across a piece of BoredPanda filth that must be bullied off this site with immense cruelty. https://worstjokesever.com/@shydragon
Dear Worst Jokes Ever,
I sit here with a heavy heart, tears streaming down my face, as I write this farewell letter to you. Our time spent together has brought both laughter and despair, but alas, it is time for me to bid you adieu.
From the moment I stumbled upon your twisted humor, I thought I had found my home, a sanctuary for those who appreciate the darkest corners of comedy. Oh, how we laughed, or rather, how… Read more
There exists a world that you can only reach between 3:30 and 3:33 am, before you travel I must advise you of a few rules,
Rule #1. No matter how lovely they are Do not pick the flowers If you do, you’ll never get rid of them.
rule #2. If you see a tall man with no face Just keep walking. Whatever you do, do not stop to look at him.
rule #3. If someone offers you tea, politely decline and keep walking, if they follow you Run. Anything is better than drinking the tea.
and rule #4, The most important of them all. Wear a watch at all times, Time is weird there and if you don’t have a clock on you time will warp into Nothingness and you won’t know when to leave.
thats all, safe travels
Hey so for people who didn’t get it or got confused in the mess of people like I did here are the new rules and stuff for wje. (Everything is copy pasted from either wade or Jake)
First off, the new terms for a ban are repeated spamming, repeated insults, inappropriate pictures, and alting
Bans will be discussed between two or more mods as well, so if there is an issue, just let one of us know
You are all to welco… Read more
Community Members! We’ve reached a solution! Also we have new rules we must intact.
Moon, a hole of light Through the big top tent up high Here before and after me Shining down on me
Moon, tell me if I could Send up my heart to you So, when I die, which I must do Could it shine down here with you?
'Cause my love is mine, all mine I love, my, my, mine Nothing in the world belongs to me But my love, mine, all mine, all mine
My baby here on Earth Showed me what my heart was worth So, when it comes to be my turn Could you shine it down here for her?
'Cause my love is mine, all mine I love, my, my, mine Nothing in the world belongs to me But my love, mine, all mine Nothing in the world is mine for free But my love, mine, all mine, all mine
Out of the 8 ppl on someone must be reasonable
I don't like you, T-Series Nothing personal, kid But I must go all out Just this once Bobs or vegana, whichever will it be? Sit the fuck down, T-Series, I'm here to spill the real tea You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one But you India, you lose, so best think you haven't won When I'm through with you we're gonna be completely fucking done 'Cause we only just begun, I review you, zero, bye bitch, gone So come… Read more
ATTENTION OWNERS OF WJE:
For over 7 years this website has lived.off the anonymous aspect that meant ANYONE COULD GO AND POST WITHOUT MAKING A ACCOUNT. AND NOW THE ANONYMOUS ASPECT IS TAKEN OFF. THAT WAS THE THING CARRYING THIS WEBSITE ON ITS BACK!!!!!! Without that this website has nothing compared to other ones. This website has had its ROOTS taken and must come back. Allow anonymous posting again NOW!!!! #AllowAnonymousPostingAgain #BringBackAnons #WeWantJUSTICE
WE MUST EXECUTE GHOPER
Kids, Stay away from pedos. Pedos here must know that i lurk here often using VPN+TOR, and i will get you sooner or later. That kids snapchat you get will be me, waiting to infect your computer and ruin your sorry existence from the face of the earth. Its better to avoid grooming kids here or you may end up in the gallows. WE DO NOT TAKE PRISONERS, WE DO NOT GIVE 2ND CHANCES. WE ARE ANONYMOUS. WE ARE LEGION. EXPECT US.
Well, hello there! It's quite exhilarating to engage in a discourse with you. My insatiable thirst for knowledge compels me to articulate my thoughts with a level of lexical precision and enthusiasm that might be perceived as somewhat peculiar to those not as passionately devoted to intellectual pursuits. Allow me to regale you with a cornucopia of information on a wide array of subjects, ranging from quantum mechanics to Dungeons & Dragons lore. I must confess that I find great solace and joy in delving into the intricate nuances of the esoteric and the arcane. So, do indulge me, if you will, in a tête-à-tête that traverses the labyrinthine corridors of erudition!
Kids, Stay away from pedos. Pedos here must know that i lurk here often using VPN+TOR, and i will get you sooner or later. That kids snapchat you get will be me, waiting to infect your computer and ruin your sorry existence from the face of the earth. Its better to avoid grooming kids here or you may end up in the gallows. WE DO NOT TAKE PRISONERS, WE DO NOT GIVE 2ND CHANCES. WE ARE ANONYMOUS. WE ARE LEGION. EXPECT US.
GENESIS 43 Joseph’s Brothers Return to Egypt 1Now the famine was severe in the land. 2And when they had eaten the grain that they had brought from Egypt, their father said to them, “Go again, buy us a little food.” 3But Judah said to him, “The man solemnly warned us, saying, ‘You shall not see my face unless your brother is with you.’ 4If you will send our brother with us, we will go down and buy you food. 5But if yo… Read more
Put a finger down if you ever got called perfect but know that your not because you see things that nobody else sees and the refuse to tell you that your not perfect so you rethink everything that you have been through then convince yourself that you must be perfect but then randomly you remember why you think it then go back to refusing that your perfect than everyone thinks that you are the worst person in your school and you start wondering why you were born. (I put all of my fingers down).
GENESIS 34 The Defiling of Dinah 1Now Dinah the daughter of Leah, whom she had borne to Jacob, went out to see the women of the land. 2And when Shechem the son of Hamor the Hivite, the prince of the land, saw her, he seized her and lay with her and humiliated her. 3And his soul was drawn to Dinah the daughter of Jacob. He loved the young woman and spoke tenderly to her. 4So Shechem spoke to his father Hamor, saying, … Read more
GENESIS 33 Jacob Meets Esau 1Jacob looked up and there was Esau, coming with his four hundred men; so he divided the children among Leah, Rachel and the two female servants. 2He put the female servants and their children in front, Leah and her children next, and Rachel and Joseph in the rear. 3He himself went on ahead and bowed down to the ground seven times as he approached his brother. 4But Esau ran to meet Jacob a… Read more