Sup my monster buddy!

My friend missed you fr

bro its been years since you talked

wtf

monster

bro

same missed u fr

but i need to go now

wsp

tmr mate

no

pls such a bitch

wsp bro

wsp monster

u know me?

what time zone are u in

nah

y

because its like around midnight where i am

i aint good with timezones

rip

its morning for me rn

doniv bro u there

damn

u in europe?

do u think im english

no

bruh

im thinking with logic

like bruh to u

not europe

then where

wait

what

asia

yeah

that makes more sense

i sort of come from asia

russia

russia?

so sort-of europe

hm?

bro my geography is c-

rip

geography ain't that hard

wat

(well, im a nerd so...)

i thought asia was a country

...

we

are

and italy a continent

fucking

doomed

wats the age rating for this website

13-18

cuz im in 8th grade

buddy, u better start reading books

it will help

a lot

books?

i only have school books

lost a few of them

but im good in english

do u have a local library?

idk

i barely go outside

damn

gen z is fucked

sunshine aint my thing

go outside and touch some grass

sunshine aint my thing

sunshine aint my thing

oop

wifi glitch

happens alor

t

yea

there is no grass in 1km near me

damn

u in a city?

yes

bro how old r u

u were talking bout gen z.

are 30

u are 30?

me bro im 14

average for this sight

a straight male

ok?

no women

no need to point that our...

*out

i honestly don't give a crap if ur straight or not

wat

wdym 'what'

u like people who r not straight?

wats cosmologist

a cosmologist is a person who studies the field of cosmoly

i don't mind them

one of my best friend's bi

oh k

wats cosmoly

space?

cosmology is the study of the structure of the universe

pretty much

damn ru a cosmologist

not yet

k

im about to be a cosmologit's intern so thats why i put interntobe (intern-to-be)

wait u get to go to space

or not

we are technically in space rn

we?

ur russian, right?

im at home rn

bro i aint russian

ur on the earth

yes

so hows that space

and earth is orbiting the sun

yes

in space

DAMN

lol

NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT

so im in space now

pretty much

wtf

u want ur mind to get even more blown?

yes

MORE

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fKBhvDjuy0

should i click it

the universe is much bigger than u think

its safe

don't worry

WTF

yup

the universe is that big

oh, its bigger

93 billion light years accross

Damn earth wasnt even visible after a sec

93 BILLION

yup

i got another thing for you

one sec

Wat

https://joshworth.com/dev/pixelspace/pixelspace_solarsystem.html

scale of the solar system

to scale

wat

trust me man

it'll take a while to scroll through everything

how is earth so small

its the way it was formed

u know the great red spot on jupiter?

earth could fit very snuggly into that

wtf

we're in a small world, after all

yo its me monster

saw it all

its doniv i beat his ass up and took his acc

rip

wsp doniv

click the links (trust me)

which one

both of them

ded

i clicked both of them

i had to take a shower

my mom told i stinked

Why the fuck were you up so late

why not?

well, gotta love being a nerd

Ugh i miss you

(: