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Assalum Alaykum, Monolingual Beta Males! It is Language Simp, your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. Tell me to speak a language! I can speak over 50 Languages at a D1 fluent level!

reverse psychology doesn’t work on me, maybe try reverse cowgirl?

I would like to let everyone know that tomorrow will be my last day on WJE. If you need to talk to me I'll be on uwu, my user is Percabeth Forever. It's been nice hatting with y'all. Thanks.

my god the people in my advisory are so fucking unfunny and unoriginal like get a life omfg. they use the fuckin 2021 soundboards that are so unbelievably unfunny that make me wanna smash their computers with a hammer out of pure spite

who wants to convert to the skibidi toilet religion? me and Scholar are priests of the skibidi toilet religion, and we will teach you to be the skibidiest of all the toilets

I'm DMing a Dungeons & Dragons campaign. Please give me ideas on how to screw with / annoy my players.

GUYS WHO DO I GIVE PERMISSION TO TELL ME WHEN IM LIKE TO MUCH ND HAVE TO GO TO MY OTHER ACCOUNT?

Guys for anyone who was on my good morning post, Serena stole my Chromebook and was replying to me it by texting on here. I'm sorry.

On this account, I go on to help myself and others. I have guidelines I need to follow here for myself because I feel on my other account I get a bit too out of hand sometimes. If I'm on my normal account and you feel I need here, please tell me, it dose not mean ill come here, but I will consider it. Thank you, and goodnight.

Idk what we’re doing in class but I made an UPDATED list of sexual things so be proud of me

I, your name, do solemnly swear Not to off myself, think about offing myself Or continue thinking about offing myself Without reaching out for help after listening to this song Sometimes I see her on the sidewalk, biking on the wet chalk Spelling out their names, and I feel insane 'Cause I know it's just a game that I'm playing with my brain I don't see her, but I see her And I know it isn't real, but I fake it anywa… Read more