Language Simp Asks for Language Suggestions

Assalum Alaykum, Monolingual Beta Males! It is Language Simp, your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. Tell me to speak a language! I can speak over 50 Languages at a D1 fluent level!

Comments (10)

and since you made a D&D reference speak elvish

I'm sorry! I don't speak your nerd languages!

Shut the fuck up. Can I be in peace? I apologized.

Lemme guess if you see a girl wearing a Metallica shirt you make her name three songs

literally did anybody ask