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SHREK

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William Steig & Ted Elliott

SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more

Hi everyone it's me Hollow Knight Beater I had to make a new acc

sorry guys tis casnova here, i keep needing to make new acc bc i keep forgeting my passwords on the other accs and the fact that i keep switching tech

I'll tell y'all what happen kayla was hacked so she isn't a problem its Marleigh. Yes my mom did die and yes I was raped but I just wanted new friends because at my school its hard for me to make friends because people say I have to much energy or I focus on myself and don;t care for other people and when Marleigh told me to kill myself I was heart broken because I had an ex and he cheated on me and worte me death notes and sometimes I wonder if Marleigh is right because I don't know what to do anymore and my mom die last year btw and I was rape last year as well we just didn;t go to court for it.

I KEEP MAKING AT ACC'S HAIKSNBHEJMNHW KILL ME MAN

Bro i so fed up man. i had to make ANOTHER acc

yeah but no one every likes me and its kind of hard to get someone to like me ill tell u y (1. i have a speech inpediment. 2. i have a back problem 3rd. i have a learning disibility. 4. i have a disibillity that makes it so i can focus 5. i have anger issues.

(TO LIZ)

Okay, if there was a world of just cats and dogs and the car says that they are a human does that make them a furry are a humie?

did you make a new account cas?

also hacker, why do you do this? genuine question

what is the point in being like this?

were you dropped on your head as a child?

perhaps hit with a car?

caitlyn, im sorry for being mean. i hope you can forgive me someday, i really appreciate you and how much you care for this site. have a good day.

I'm also sorry for cacey, i didnt mean to make you feel upset, i hope you can forgive me someday, too.

USERS OF WORST JOKES EVER!!! I have a very pleasant announcement to make! Myself and Dagger, in honor of his helpfulness and Chad Energy, have crowned《 rmk 》the third Chad King of WJE. Treat him just as you would Dagger and myself. He will be aiding us in spreading Chadness all throughout the site, so be sure to congratulate him for his new title.

I just wanted to make some friends but it seem like I don't fit in with y'all either its okay i'm use to this stuff bye ig

@C A S N O V A hey u make the best posts but yeah i was wondering if its ok if i follow you.

GUYS im new and trying to make friends HI

Hello everyone! I need some help. Think you can help me out here? - I need a knew name for my kitten. I just got her and love her! I have no idea's but I hope some of you do. Please don't pick silly names, but the best name will be considered and I will follow you and make a post on why people should follow you. But for that to happen YOU need to have the best name! Adios for now everyone.

If robin hood robs the rich and gives to the poor, wouldn't he have to give the rich the money if he gives to the poor? And what if he makes the poor rich wouldn't he have to rob the person he gave money to?

I'm making a new acc called "Chloe". Simple :)

GENESIS 6 Wickedness in the World 1When human beings began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, 2the sons of God saw that the daughters of humans were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose. 3Then the Lord said, “My Spirit will not contend with humans forever, for they are mortal; their days will be a hundred and twenty years.” 4The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—a… Read more

With Halloween just around the corner (or already happening for many people), I found it fitting to conclude this series of questions with one relating to the holiday. And so, here it is:

What is your FAVORITE CANDY? Which one makes your eyes light up when you look into your bag? Which one makes your tongue tingle in excitement? There seems to be a lot of location variance on here so I’m very interested in seeing the replies!!

Why is this site filled with dumbass little kids and braindead monkey zoomers? This site is supposed to be for adult jokes made by and for respectable, civilized, humans. instead it's filled with twitter-loving consumer algorithm-fried zoomers and children. Fucking ban them already or make a containment site to filter that garbage out, we the community want to see true jokes on the front page, not "IF THIS HITS 69 LI… Read more