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Hey I got a riddle for y’all.
In 1893, a family in a rural village welcomed twins. One a girl, and the other a boy. The girl was named Martha and the boy named Henry. As the children grew, their family’s fortune did as well, and soon they were able to move out of the rural village and into the city. It is now 1903, and the family of 4 purchases a large house and several acres of land on the edge of the city. Over th… Read more
Oki guys, heres a small recount of my school camp 😂😂😂😂
So, day 1, we went to do the high ropes and leap of faith stuff at Woodhouse. Then, that night I had no sleep. Why? THE BOYS WERE:
1, SUMMONING THE SPAGHETTI MAN (so scary, right?)
2. SCREAMING, YELLING AND MOANING ALL NIGHT.
3. DING DONG DITCHING US NON STOP.
4. HAVING A BLOODY MOTHERS MEETING IN THE HALLWAY AT 12 IN THE MORNING.
5. WALKING AROUND SINGING THE BLOODY PEPPA PIG SONG
AND 6. WALKING AROUND WITH THEIR SHOES MAKING THUMPING SOUNDS.
Day 2, much better day. We went kayaking and went to the beach to go boogie boarding. I had a much better sleep. Not much happened that day, and today was pretty good. 👌
Hey everyone! I wanted to thank you for 17 followers! You all make my day so much brighter <3. Here are some more things you can do with emotions!
Anxiety, Challenge yourself to talk. Grab a teddy or something you know you can talk to, and start talking to it and try to forget your anxiety.
Remember that you are not your anxiety. You are not weak. You are not inferior. You have a mental health condition. It’s calle… Read more
Okay guys, there is someone making a false acc of mine, do Not follow her or fall for it. This is making me really pissed rn and it's not okay. I would never ever tell u guys to follow me bc of my Anxiety. DO. NOT. FALL. FOR. IT.
some of u people are so mean whoever made this website needs to be nicer and make sure the jokes are funny not mean and hurtful in fact I am adopted and I went to the jokes about that but they were ruthless instead of funny and I think some of u should listen to k-love 94.1 or 89.3 and then read the bible start w/Matthew then ask God into your life
This goes for pretty much everyone, but especially Hailey since she seems to get picked on the most. Don’t listen to all these retards who try to insult your looks. They’re either fat discord-mod neckbeards who haven’t touched grass for 8 years or ugly loners who try to make themselves feel better by attempting to break people down to their level. They’re just idiot trolls who hide behind the “anonymous” cover because they’re too afraid to show themselves to the world. To all of you jerks who think this is a good idea, how about instead of wasting time screwing with other people you go worry about fixing your lives, because I’m telling you, this is NOT the way.
remember that tom? the inapprpriate one? he said this to me:
please fuck me please!!!! ur so cute hes making me feel really uncomfutable pls someone report him
Yo Tom I don't remember making you a pedo, oh it's probably because we used the left overs to make you..
I am the one, don't weigh a ton Don't need a gun to get respect up on the street (okay) Under the sun, the bastard son Will pop the Glock to feed himself and family (sheesh) By any means, your enemies my enemies We wet them up like a canteen (damn) The yellow tape surrounds the fate Don't have a face so now you late, open the gates
Great, eliminate like ElimiDate (woo) Hey, young boy had to penetrate (ooh) Face, you… Read more
does any one have that 1 person who makes your life a living hell . if so tell me the reason.
HELLO dear People on this site, I Just wan't to tell you all that this site Is officially become the worst site ever becous you guys argue more as you should and you barlie write any jokes or post any mems. You just argue it's not normal to argue this much when you probably don't even know each other. The site is called worst jokes ever because you should write you're best jokes but when you guys are on it's called worst people that exist. So somme people say sorry exept it and don't make something up or something just exept it.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans .Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
I'm back bitches. I come back to this website and see all these pussy ass women fighting. To all you fucks messing up the website for the rest of us; fuck off back to the kitchen and make us some sandwiches instead of running those mouths!
This is an offensive jokes site. If you think your going to make your friends laugh with these jokes, think again.
Hey guys, Tysm for helping me reach over 30 followers! In return, I want to do something for you. I'm a 12 year old girl living in Australia, and I tend to suffer from Anxiety. If you have anxiety, please know that you are not alone. I've been dealing with anxiety for almost 3 years now, and its been getting worse as I grow up. I often find myself with fast heartbeat when its comes to a simple task in English classes… Read more
People are probably blaming me for making Hailey leave. But I never meant for this to happen. If people don't know, it all started from one of my harmless feminism jokes, when she and her friends started to talk shit about it and me. Sure, I said some stuff that I regret (and I did say sorry for them), but I was trying to stop this bullshit. Whenever they made insulting posts and comments, I would ignore or respond c… Read more
Hey guys, to say thanks for so many followers, I wanted to make something that I know everyone can use. So here it is.
✨Amazing food combinations that taste amazing... (Despite sounding weird)✨
Pretzels and Nutella
Pork and apple sauce
Raisins/sultanas' with oats
Plain chips on bread
Peanut butter on bacon
If your an Aussie you may know this one, lamingtons and salt
I've not tried this, but ALOT of people say its good, Cheeto's and milk?
(hotdog) Sausages and jelly
I love this one, yoghurt and crunched up cookies. Omg it tastes amazing.
Thankyou so much for all the followers! <3
Hello! I’m knew here but I have a few things to say about what’s going on. I think a few people are swear of this, but I’m going to say it again.
Dagger made a harmless joke on this website. Someone named Hailey made a comment doing some maths, now some people aren’t good at maths but Entity thought it was a good idea to say what she did. Hailey made a post saying sorry about her Dyscalculia, which makes doing maths… Read more
alright i have a crazy idea but it might work, how about you just stop making drama and just post jokes and have fun
you ever wanna date someone but ppl make fun of u for who u like. i hate my life ;(