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I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. fucking damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realize Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid tiny fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god.

Everywhere I go I bring the chaos Just a little extra, that's a payoff Seven days a week, oh, never take a day off Slip daddy don't, I-I-I, oh Everywhere I go I bring the drama Blame it on my ego or your karma I know that you love it, I know that is your nirvana Slip daddy don't, I-I-I, oh Trouble is a puppy and I keep her close That bitch follow everywhere I go Keep you up on your tippy, tippy toes What's the foreca… Read more

I don't understand all of you. half of the anons see this site and think " D r a m a " and what do they come to see? DRAMA. why is there drama? BC HALF OF THE PPL ON THIS SITE ARE LITTLE KIDS AND THE OTHER HALF ARE TEENAGERS. teens arguing with little kids. its something in my dreams man. meaning it's not normal. so fucking stop man.

SHREK

Written by

William Steig & Ted Elliott

SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more

Alright, I’m leaving, and I suggest everyone else should too. The hackers won’t do anything if nobody’s on. I doubt they’d stick around. I think a lot of people need a little break right now, so maybe take one. I’ll see you all in a bit.

To all those who wish to know about the situation, here is the verdict:

NOBODY is going to be joining this "group."

It's hardly even a group. It is merely a joke, just a little fun between users.

This is NOT a "kingdom" and it is not some weird civilization. There's no "roles and jobs," none of that!! It's not even official.

And so, NO asking to join, NO giving yourselves roles, and NO obnoxious crap that we don't want to deal with.

All we ask is that you'd all quit causing drama. Thanks for understanding. If you have any further questions, we'll happily answer them.

Hailey, stop abusing your mod power. Matt made a mistake giving you mod. Also, stop insulting me like a 4 y/old. I will take a screenshot of you calling a fucked-up retard to show Matt who you actually are. An insecure, depressed, and close-to-suicide little girl.

Why is this site filled with dumbass little kids and braindead monkey zoomers? This site is supposed to be for adult jokes made by and for respectable, civilized, humans. instead it's filled with twitter-loving consumer algorithm-fried zoomers and children. Fucking ban them already or make a containment site to filter that garbage out, we the community want to see true jokes on the front page, not "IF THIS HITS 69 LI… Read more

So, as most of you would know, Caitlyn is my best friend. So unless your her, don't continue reading.

Ima start off with hello. '.'

So, you mean more than anything to me Caitlyn, more than anything in my life. (Sorry fam). I know I can be a little *cough* aggressive *cough* sometimes, but I don't mean to. You're my best friend, and I hope you know how important you are to me. You're not ugly at all, you're amazing in every way. When things were a lil' tough for me, you were there for me. So now I'm gonna do the same for u. ❤

Song I searched for you-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H29YOd-YWaI

Hi guys, so I have a friend who is really important to me, and her name is Caitlyn. And I'm asking if you could do one thing for me.

So, Caitlyns got a few nicknames, Cat, Katey, etc. But her Worst jokes ever username is 'Caitlyn'. She only just started on this about a week ago and I would love it if you could keep an eye out for her jokes, and always press the like button for her because she really loves it when sm… Read more

I like to try and help people out with things like relationship issues or stress. I can be a bit of a beach sometimes but I don't mean to. I have ADD, (Attention deficit disorder) which is pretty much ADHD but I don't have the hyperactivity. It is also known as inattentive ADHD. ADHD can often cause things like:

Memory struggle, Easily triggered (Anger) You get the idea.

Adhd is a very misunderstood disorder/disabi… Read more

I just relized the my body is kinda weird like my stomach area is kinda fat (just a little) but I have the arm muscles if a Greek god lol

bitch pl your problby some little two year old that thinks he is cool time for the one and only ashton parkes to come back oops did i hurt your feelings

I have a friend whose little sister has stage four cancer. and I’m doing everything I can to support her. but she’s being really mean and judgy, and overall really really horrible towards me, and Idk what to do about it. she treats all of our other friends fine but for me. should I tell her that the way she’s treating me is not ok? or should It let it slide. pls help!

Little Johnny Made a platter of cookies for Santa. He was gonna set them out by the milk but his dad never came back with it. He wakes up to find his mom on top of Santa. Santa says Ho ho OH YEAH!

This is easier, it only took a little thought, try it do u agree? https://youtube.com/shorts/qneid0dg5tg?feature=share