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A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife." (Repost!)

BTW BEFORE I LEAVE I WAS ANIME TERRORIST IS HORNY I A MAN SEEKING A WOMAN DACING ALDEN ALDEN2.0 AND NOW THIS ACC BYE BRB SUMMER BREAK XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

None of you dimwits have anything left to say and I honestly don't blame anyone for leaving this website anymore. If you scroll through the chat all you will see is "Who's here??" and "Anyone on?" by the same 4 people. No one on this website is smart enough to maintain a simple human conversation, it all just feels fake or stolen. After being on this website for 6+ months, it appears that worstjokesever.com has been … Read more

Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in places such as lawns and parks. Grass is usually the color green. Grasses are monocotyledon herbaceous plants.

The grasses include the "grass" of the family Poaceae. This family is also called Gramineae. The family also include some of the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae).[1] These t… Read more

that's it im leaving yall so rude and im not heartbroken i just don't care anymore

GENESIS 42 Joseph’s Brothers Go to Egypt 1When Jacob learned that there was grain for sale in Egypt, he said to his sons, “Why do you look at one another?” 2And he said, “Behold, I have heard that there is grain for sale in Egypt. Go down and buy grain for us there, that we may live and not die.” 3So ten of Joseph’s brothers went down to buy grain in Egypt. 4But Jacob did not send Benjamin, Joseph’s brother, with his… Read more

Mimi, you have two options to choose from before I delete every one of your posts and jokes.

Option 1: Admit you are alive and you lied about "committing suicide" and apologize for being such a retard.

Option 2: Leave immediately and never come back. If you decide to make a new account and fake that you're a "new person" I will know and I will delete the hell out of you.

i am going to leave for a very long time bc no one wants to talk to me so and i have a feeling that a lot of ppl hate me so dont thank me for leaving your welcome goodbye:(

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I found it in an old book, hidden in a dusty shelf A poem that chilled my blood and made me doubt myself It spoke of ancient horrors, of things that lurk in the dark Of secrets best forgotten, of sins that leave a mark

It had no title or author, no date or place of origin But every word was written with a twisted sense of sin It rhymed with eerie precision, it flowed with dreadful grace It drew… Read more

hey y'all imma take a break from online stuff for a while i have been going through something if you wanna chat to me follow me on tiktok ( yaboyethanchat) or on snapchat (yaboyethan_chat) have a good day y'all emo rice tell gabby i said hi and we should break up due to me leaving i will come back at 8th grade possibly. Good bye peoples.

Well I’m leaving state for spring break on Sunday so see you all next weekend I think goodbye

I want to randomly remind everybody who men really are. Men are hard-working, loyal, respectful, and strong beings who want love, loyalty, and respect from their girlfriend/wife. Whenever we leave the house, we activate self-defence mode against women who think they’re so pretty every guy will stare at them. We practically have to close our eyes and avoid eye contact with girls. It’s an unnecessary stress, but sadly, it’s what we have to do to mot be called pedophiles and perverts, or be accused of sexual harassment for looking in a girl’s direction. In short, men are better than women think. We don’t just wan sex. We want respect, love, and loyalty.