Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lucy, who was known for one peculiar thing: she could not stop farting. It wasn’t just an occasional squeak or puff—it was a full-on symphony of noises, each more unpredictable than the last.

It all started one Saturday morning when Lucy was helping her mother bake cookies. As they mixed the dough, Lucy felt the pressure building. She tried to hold it in, but the more she foc… Read more

Scooter I'm literally gonna spam you nonstop when I get home if you don't show up to school tomorrow

When I was 5 my mom got mixed up with a drug deal gone wrong and they shot up my mom blue Toyota and my brother was right beside me and a bullet went straight through my car seat almost killing me