I FOUND IT. I FOUND THE FIRST JOKE EVER ON THIS WEBSITE. It’s from 8 years ago on page 2192.

https://worstjokesever.com/?skip=43820

I found the oldest post on Community ever.

https://worstjokesever.com/community?skip=3980

ITS EITHER FRUIT OR JAKE I CANT REMEMBER, BUT- WE WERE PLAYING FORTNITE TOGETHER IN A LOBBY WITH A BUNCH OF UR FRIENDS IG, AND I KEPT GETTING KICKED OUT, I COULDNT TELL U IT WUZ ME, BC MY MIC ISNT WORKing FOr SOME UNGoDly ReASon- im cassnova32 btw

:hello: I'm really sorry about leaving the zoom call, my dad was home and I freaked out, and I wasn't on till today, bc I got sent to a mental hospital for like, a week, for personal reasons.