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Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ainā€™t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ainā€™t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dogā€™s fossil! Boy what are you talking about ā€¦ Read more

Instead of commiting sins and choosing to do wrong, read the bible and find peace instead of being the way you are, find god and seek his help because only HE has good intentions for you on a path that you are on, all he asks of you is too forgive and forget be kind to others, and follow his will.

Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen have a good day.

(this is targeted towards the children of this website and the people who have no business being rude or saying shit about other people, we will forgive you but never forget your crimes)

Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that youā€™re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.

Fucked, in every sense of the world.

Then, imagine, youā€™re somehow able to beat the odds and getā€¦ Read more

Yesterday I was at the Burger King trying to get the free burger and the lady at the counter said it was only for people with the app.

I was stuck only buying a thing of fries with my money. She felt sorry for me I guess and I ended up getting 49c off the fries and a ton of extra money.

In the end, the King didn't end up forcing me to pay his tax.

If it were LEGAL to post cp as long as the said child is an ADULT by now, then you could legally post any cp that had been created before 2006. If you went into the Settings app and set the time back to before 2006, you could literally post ALL THE CP YOU WANT, and get away with it. However, itā€™s NOT legal to post cp no matter WHEN it was created, which brings us back to square 1. Now, it would be extremely difficultā€¦ Read more

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Woah Ladies and gents This is the moment you've waited for BECAUSE THE WINNER IS: TOAST!!! Congrats to every competetor!

Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ainā€™t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ainā€™t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dogā€™s fossil! Boy what are you talking about ā€¦ Read more

I had an evil thought yesterday which could be just as worse as turning a cat into a pencil case, and having its but as a sharpener and its tale as a zipper. What if you gave a container full of food to a pregnant lady, with a label hidden under the lid stating "Happy Miscarriage"

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; theyā€¦ Read more

I car slid into a ditch right Infront of me this morning it scared the fuck ut of me luckily the lady was ok

A person walks into a ladies house and says ā€œIā€™m gunna kill you.ā€ And sheā€™s says ā€œyou fool you canā€™t kill meā€ and the guy asks ā€œwhy notā€ and she replyā€™s ā€œ Iā€™m in the living roomā€ and the guys says ā€œhey can you get me a drink?ā€ And the lady walks in the kitchen and gets shot in the back