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Happy 9/11 Eve everyone!!! Make sure to display your Jenga towers tonight so the jolly ol' Osama Bin-Laden Claus will come and knock them down while you sleep!

Ladies and gentlemen of the forest, let us take a moment to reflect on the astounding uselessness of this creature we call 'the bear.' What does it truly contribute, besides noise, mud tracks, and an endless appetite for honey? It claims strength, yet spends half its life asleep. It claims dominance, yet the most impressive thing it can do is knock over a picnic basket and pretend that’s a skill.

This so-called 'kin… Read more

Prologue + chapter one. Is it all a dream? Charlie knight Thank you to my Editor, Agustas. Is it all a Dream? Charlie Knight Introduction

I remember when I first died. I have no idea how this dream became a reality. Is it a reality?

I was running from something... Something evil, but from what? It was hard to remember. Struggling, I kept running. Soon the hall came to an end. Quickly, I ran into a room, diving … Read more

LISTEN. you fuckin idiots. your mama jokes or dada jokes or knock joke...theyre not funny, mother fucker. your jokes are all not funny. stop posting them. "OH wah, I'm a duck and I wish I were a chicken, whats wrong with me?" Shut the fuck up.

Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.

Fucked, in every sense of the world.

Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more

I was driving, driving to the hospital. I'd only be asleep for a year. Only a year, right? “It'd be too late to back out now” I thought to myself. So I just kept driving. Soon the sky went dark, and all cars had headlights. It wasn't much longer until I arrived at St.nicks hospital. Once I finally did, it was definitely too late to back out, so I went inside. I went to dr.Foreman’s office. “Jackie!” I heard from be… Read more

I’m remembering that time that I built the south tower out of legos then built a space ship to knock it down. 😐😐😐

All my friends are toxic, all ambitionless So rude and always negative I need new friends, but it's not that quick and easy Oh, I'm drowning, let me breathe I'm better off all by myself Though I'm feeling kinda empty without somebody else Oh, I hear you crying out for help But you never showed for me when I was ringing your cellphone Oh, you don't know how it feels to be alone Baby, oh, I'll make you know, I'll make … Read more