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You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number" ​ ​ ​ You're so fat that an oragami crane has less folds than you. ​ ​ ​ You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat people shout out "taxi" ​ ​ ​ You're so fat, the photo I took of you last christmas is still printing.

You're so fat that when you want to iron your pants, you have to go out to your driveway. ​ … Read more

hey, @MU you might not see this, but I would VERY much appreciate it if you would stop spamming. It's really getting on my nerves, and you don't need to capitalize every goddamn word. Also, just, ya know, saying this right now while I have the chance. you may be in 4th grade, but because of that, I'm gonna let you off with a warning. If no one is on, PLEASE DONT SPAM. even if someone IS on, STILL don't spam. they may… Read more

plz gimme likes on my comment “hi I got a new profile picture like my comment if u like it” PLZZZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZZZZZZZZZZZzZZzzzZzzzzZzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Hey guys its Kay and I would like to say I am glad to be back on here the doctor said I made a good recovery and I just made it home and what happen was on Christmas day I started coughing and coughing then I threw up and my " mom " realized i had blood in my throw up so she rushed me to the hospital and the doctor said I was very ill so they did everything they could to help me back I stood in there for 3 weeks and 2 days ago the doctor said I made a full recovery and i just came home today.

Glad to see everyone again :D

fuck it lets do something fun. Hamiltons Q&A ask me some questions in the comments

I noticed my past post “ Noticed everybody is doing face reveals I’ll do one if this gets 15 likes “ only got 8 likes but I’ll do it anyway I just wanted to see how fast it would take to get 15. So if you are interested I will do it later tonight in the meme section and in the comments of this post

If you want my face reveal, then like my other post talking about my face reveal if it doesn’t get to 15 likes I won’t do it until a further point in the future

Alr so ima make one thing clear. I've been on this site since Hailey and jake and the old people. I joined around 4 months ago. I've seen this site go through everything. The worst I've seen is Ashton. Dawg I thought you were chill when I first talked to you and I liked talking to you but then I saw you hitting on a girl whos 3 years younger than you which made me not want to even affiliate with you. So ima makes one… Read more

We should totally start a 2nd language war.

De plus, je veux juste énerver certaines personnes. c'est marrant :DD Je n'ai pas l'habitude de parler à personne, vraiment, dans mes autres langues, donc ça pourrait être amusant. commentez votre langue puis COMMENCEZ L'OPÉRATION GUERRE DES LANGUES

oh and if you cant read any of it, use google translate. its not rocket science.

hey guys, sorry to say, but i will be taking a two-month break from WJE. Im done dealing with ashton and i will not be logging into my acc. if you have anything to say, say it.

Yo

Feels weird being on here again... I just wanted to say proper goodbyes.

If anyone wants to know where to contact me, I can tell you and if anyone has something to say, say it. I love you guys even if it stings to be here.

Happy New Years!

The reason why I am leaving and I never told no one is because i've been sick for the last week or to then it got so bad i went to the hospital and I kept throwing up and everything coughing up so I am sorry but I should be back on here in 3-weeks or less I am sorry guys I will miss y'all hope to catch up with y'all again. For proof that I am kay Y'all should know who my crush is if not then ask someone i am also kay because I talk non stop and I post every single second of my life. I love y'all bye i'll miss y'all <3

- y'all bestest friend ever ( can't spell )

hi guys it kay i am leaving this site for good bye if you wanna know why i'll explain more when i come back if i do come back bye

Damn people sure are hating Ashton, I find that a but funny because I think he was actually worse before and has gotten better. It may be because I’m not in as much anymore but I haven't seen him hit on anybody since, well almost a year ago

I FOUND IT. I FOUND THE FIRST JOKE EVER ON THIS WEBSITE. It’s from 8 years ago on page 2192.

https://worstjokesever.com/?skip=43820