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Somebody should say “we should make a statue of the guy who killed hitler” to your history teacher to make him mad. If you don’t understand how that would be funny and make the teacher mad it’s because hitler killed himself

A school teacher wanted to educate her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One child in her class stood up and the teacher was really surprised. She didn’t anticipate that anyone would stand up so she asks him, “Why did you stand up?” He answers, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

My deviously sussy goofy ahh uncle quandarius bartholamuhl rogers tickle tipson passed away on 9/11/01. I really really miss him. Daddy says he left to get some milk but cerial isn’t the same with water. He used to play the touching game with me in our room at night

Damn people sure are hating Ashton, I find that a but funny because I think he was actually worse before and has gotten better. It may be because I’m not in as much anymore but I haven't seen him hit on anybody since, well almost a year ago

omg guys wait, I have an amazing idea-

I don't care what he says, or does, even if he threatens to kill you or some shit, ignore Ashton.

just to piss him off. plus he's just a bitch anyways, no point in acknowledging a bitch, right?

Been cruising the chats, back to page 120 man it's been busy. ZEPHYR 'OFFED' him/her whatever self some guy called Ashton terrorising the community and and some sort of death announcement too. Boys I'm gonna hang about

Why are prisoners given food and water but homeless people don’t If satan punishes bad people doesn’t that make him good? Being immortal after the sun explodes would suck Mr and Mrs incredible named their son dash before knowing about his power If u go to bed at 1am u technically went 2 bed early

i need some advice for asking my crush out, and i only know a little bit about him 😭😓

R.I.P XXXTentacion 💔 ik he died a while back, but i feel i need to appreciate him and mourn the loss of mine, and many others fav rapper.

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millie might be an old guy for all we know. with the internet, we never know who is telling the truth. and with the whole Ashton situation, with him trying to pick up all the girls on this website- we need to ignore him completely. if we keep acknowledging him.

bro @avaiscool this dude is 15 and your thirteen, he literally tryna pick you up so you can ride his dick man. dont trust him. he's been doing this every .single. day. first he liked lizz then , sad sarah, prob some other girl, now you. i fucking done with his shit man. like we are not friends, and we will never be.

Guys, Ashton’s just trying to stir up some nonsense don’t listen to him. He is obviously joking because he said like 100 times that he was going to leave and he still stayed

@Hamilton is being a real shitface to ash rn guys. we need to take him. down.