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My EDP x Chet Goldstein fanfic Chet: You don't like women your age huh? Then whaddya say about men your age?

Edp445: * blushes * W-what the hell are you talkin' bout man, I ain't gay bro I'm just here for a cupcake.

Chet: Oh, you say so? * grabs Edp445 by his collar and kisses him *

Chet: Then whaddya think of this?

Edp445: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR MAN!!! (in a muffling voice, while blushing intensely) altough… Read more

She put him out Like the burnin' end of a midnight cigarette She broke his heart He spent his whole life tryin' to forget We watched him drink his pain away A little at a time But he never could get drunk enough To get her off his mind Until the night

[Chorus: Brad Paisley & Alison Krauss ] He put that bottle to his head And pulled the trigger And finally drank away her memory Life is short, but this time it was bigger Than the strength he had to get up off his knees We found him with his face down in the pillow With a note that said, "I'll love her 'til I die" And when we buried him beneath the willow The Angels sang a whiskey lullaby

hi this is a server for worst jokes ever and thats really it lets have some fun with puns! https://discord.gg/xr9cAFHVae

Hi shaylie, hope you're feeling better now. It's 11:51 where i am goodnight. Catch u tomorrow hopefully? 😴

i declare war in the stig who ever wants to join me can its time to stop his Fucking shit he os she is a drama queen

Gotta go but I'll leave u with this: back in the early 1800s, a man named John Bell moved his family to an area in Tennessee called Red River, which is now known as Adams, Tennessee. After they had settled in the new home, some peculiar things started happening. The Bell family began hearing some bizarre noises, including dogs barking, chains rattling, rats chewing, and a woman whispering. Soon, that woman became kno… Read more

I want to die like my grandfather...He died when he was napping.... Not like the passengers in his taxi who yelled and cried badly

ROUND 3: A thief enters a shop and threatens the clerk, forcing him to open the safe. The clerk says, "The code for the safe is different every day, and if you hurt me you'll never get the code". But the thief manages to guess the code on his own

what is it?

Beepo is correct! Well done! Here's another: a man walks outside into the rain without a hat or umbrella, yet not a hair on his head gets wet, how? Good luck! Plz post your guesses below😜

Hey guys I need help. I'm a new parent and my newborn isn't breathing anymore, I was giving him a bath roughly 3-4 hours ago and left him to do his own thing came back and wasn't breathing anymore what do I do? Please don't sat put him in the micowave because I just tried it for 5-6 minutes with no affect. Please help!

How do I bounce on my boyfriend’s dick like an absolute champ? I find it tiring, hard on the knees, I’m insecure about my belly and I worry about bending his dick. Male and female advice welcome!!