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god i hate life
Your momma so fat when god said let there be light he asked her to move.
★ intro: dankton ★ Let me just grab this, yep, put that there, zap that, grab this here little voice module, insert that, add the bbl and oh, my god, kare-baby, you're back!
★ chorus: karen & dankton ★ Back with a vengeance, a mac got extended More than an os, i am snappin', avengers Back from the dead, bitch i came out the trenches Opps gettin' red, leave 'em dead, like redemption (yeah) Ms paint, paint the block r… Read more
Guys I feel like ima pass out, im honestly kinda sweating alotish and and people whove fle tmy forehead just said "oh god" and i dont think im ok but i want to stay at school to see fletcher..
ETHAN WTF DID U DO WITH MY EARLIER POSTS I SWEAR TO GOD I CANT STAND UR MODERATOR ASS FUCK ASSHOLE GO FUCK UR GF UR A TRU ASS.TELL RY I TOLD HER THIS''HAVE A HOEASS DAY FUCKER"
GENESIS 45 Joseph Makes Himself Known 1Then Joseph could no longer control himself before all his attendants, and he cried out, “Have everyone leave my presence!” So there was no one with Joseph when he made himself known to his brothers. 2And he wept so loudly that the Egyptians heard him, and Pharaoh’s household heard about it. 3Joseph said to his brothers, “I am Joseph! Is my father still living?” But his brothers… Read more
due to this post : https://worstjokesever.com/community/p/64ed2a3befa8ad0a8ded3f9b we will be doing a voting of the goat of this year ( dagger , matt , jake are god tier so he is above goat level)
FOLLOW ME PLEASE. AND- ZEPYR, shaylie hami, 🖤ɖǟռɢɛʀօʊֆ💰, Dagger, God, Kai :), Blade, Just that emo, val, wanna hear a story:D
God bless you guys.
GENESIS 44 A Silver Cup in a Sack 1Now Joseph gave these instructions to the steward of his house: “Fill the men’s sacks with as much food as they can carry, and put each man’s silver in the mouth of his sack. 2Then put my cup, the silver one, in the mouth of the youngest one’s sack, along with the silver for his grain.” And he did as Joseph said. 3As morning dawned, the men were sent on their way with their donkeys.… Read more
YO @MATT , @DAGGER ,@FELLOW @GOD @JASSY @lovely perv
WYA
God, im finally back but this shit is DEAD now...
for the love of god, stop posting your sob stories on WJE. If you need help, get professional help from a therapist or talk to family or friends FACE TO FACE! stop seeking guidance on a joking website with retarded 12 year olds!
A man walks into a bar and orders three shots. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Well... My oldest son just came out..." The man finishes the shots and leaves the bar. The next day, the man comes back and orders four shots. "What now?" the bartender asks. "My middle son just came out." The man finishes his drinks and leaves. He comes back the next day and orders five shots. "Again?" the bartender asks. "Yeah. My youngest son." He drinks his shots and leaves. The next day, he comes in again. This time, he orders ten shots. "My God! Is there anyone in your family that likes girls??" the bartender asks. "Yeah... My wife." (Repost!)
OH MY FUCKING GOD.... Dancing or Alora or whatever you name Is RU on????
GENESIS 43 Joseph’s Brothers Return to Egypt 1Now the famine was severe in the land. 2And when they had eaten the grain that they had brought from Egypt, their father said to them, “Go again, buy us a little food.” 3But Judah said to him, “The man solemnly warned us, saying, ‘You shall not see my face unless your brother is with you.’ 4If you will send our brother with us, we will go down and buy you food. 5But if yo… Read more
GENESIS 42 Joseph’s Brothers Go to Egypt 1When Jacob learned that there was grain for sale in Egypt, he said to his sons, “Why do you look at one another?” 2And he said, “Behold, I have heard that there is grain for sale in Egypt. Go down and buy grain for us there, that we may live and not die.” 3So ten of Joseph’s brothers went down to buy grain in Egypt. 4But Jacob did not send Benjamin, Joseph’s brother, with his… Read more
TERRORIST I NEED HELP HOW IN GODS GREEN EARTH DO I PUT A MF AUDIO ON THE POSTER FOR BIGMACS CLASS. LIKE I RECORDED MY PSA BUT IDK HOW TO PUT IT ON
i am better than (gta v god) his join date is Registered on 3/27/2023 and with 6 followers and counting.
i am Registered on 11/29/2022 and have 44 followers and counting
also please follow my new account (yes I am gta v god)
hey can you look at my old account gta 5 god