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Im gonna fucking kms, why? THIS- bro im crying rn (not as a joke) here is the email I sent my mom

Uhm, remember when I gave your number to my friend? so when I pass my classes I can go over to their house? They had their number in their backpack pocket, and they were like "ADDISON IM GONNA CALL YOUR MOM" I freaked out, and I don't wanna get in trouble, so I'm apologizing now, instead of waiting until get home, and they called you about planned pregnancy, and I took the phone out of their hands and tried hanging up, but it didn't work, and I'm sorry. please don't me mad.

and I'm crying so hard rn ima kms

Everywhere I go I bring the chaos Just a little extra, that's a payoff Seven days a week, oh, never take a day off Slip daddy don't, I-I-I, oh Everywhere I go I bring the drama Blame it on my ego or your karma I know that you love it, I know that is your nirvana Slip daddy don't, I-I-I, oh Trouble is a puppy and I keep her close That bitch follow everywhere I go Keep you up on your tippy, tippy toes What's the foreca… Read more

It's not even morning I got breakfast on my mind I need a number two, a number four, two number 9s And can you add a sausage, egg and cheese with hash browns on the side My boy Paulo want an orange juice But he said he don't want ice (No ice) Can I put some grape jelly in the bag that would be nice And I think I want some hotcakes can you make it 405 Can I add a chicken biscuit make sure that it's freshly fried And S… Read more

SHREK

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SHREK Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. … Read more

please everybodg pray for lizzy. lets hope she didnt hit an artery and lets hope she is getting help. god i am scared

I get that feeling when a movie is at the end. The good guys have resolved the problem with the bad guys, and everybody is happy. But I honestly feel kinda bad that this situation and drama ended, because it was a lot of fun, playing along with it and pretending I believed Lizzy's sob stories and that she attempted suicide. I will tell you guys, that I knew from the beginning Lizzy was fake. The first time it caught my eye was when she posted her "face reveal" and said she also posted it on Google. After that, the drama and the situations that unfolded confirmed what I believed. Her "face reveal" is actually a picture of Dove Cameron form her Snapchat. So yeah, I will miss the drama.

This is a big problem guys. You all realize that most of the people here haven't told you their name, and yet people are getting crushes for some strange reason. Sure, there are cute people here, but you forget that they live in completly different places. Unless your willing to risk it all by traveling to where they live, it's pointless.

The first riddle is:

What is always found on the ground but never gets dirty?

Like if you like lizzy as a friend or have a crush and comment down as a friend or crush if this post get 20 hearts i'll leave if it gets 40 kayla will leave as well me and her made this as a deal.

It okay if @Dagger doesn't feel the same I was wanna get this clear I really like you you have a wonderful personaitly you stand up for people you understand what people go thorugh and your cute and your a caring and very nice person I would love to date you but it okay if you don't want to ima sign off bye * embarssed *

yeah but no one every likes me and its kind of hard to get someone to like me ill tell u y (1. i have a speech inpediment. 2. i have a back problem 3rd. i have a learning disibility. 4. i have a disibillity that makes it so i can focus 5. i have anger issues.

(TO LIZ)

If I get 40 followers I will do a AMA it will go on All day ( totally didn't copy off of Jake lol )