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Assalum Alaykum, Monolingual Beta Males! It is Language Simp, your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. Tell me to speak a language! I can speak over 50 Languages at a D1 fluent level! In the last post I created, I asked everyone to say a language. Say a language or I will eat your dog! My language rq's last time: German AKA nazi saussage language - Deine Mutter ist eine Schlampe und ich habe sie letzte Nacht… Read more

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Wade, I am evicting you as my master. you have done multiple violations of the way of the fuck. You flirted with people that weren't me. You forgot many important laws You forgot who was the og fucking master

I just spent a long time opening a goddamn fucking sticker to put it on my notebook and now it looks weird because I don’t have enough stickers damn it

Where the fuck is everyone? There’s 7 people online right now

Does the name fucking bear make me sound like a douche? I want to sound kind of slutty but not too slutty. Like it’s my stripper name...is spearmint space bar better?

Time for a fucked up story with DP! We start our story with a 2 year old child, his parents divorce and obviously split custody. The mom gets him sometimes and the dad gets him sometimes. Seems fine right? Fast forward and now the child is 8, still the same thing, back and fourth between the two parents, UNTIL..the Dad figured out that whenever the child is with the Mom, the Mom dresses him up like a girl and calls h… Read more

is throwing ketchup packets at people OR whipping ketchup packets on the floor and stomping on them a trend now or is my school just fucking insane

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When people ask my gender:

I might have a dick, I might be a chick I might be a guy who's a chick with a dick

But I suck cock and eat pussy the same, I put all the famous pornstars to shame.

I can bang both your parents all night, I'll fuck them both rough as they moan in delight.

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It sucks when people spam the chat to make the number comments up to 1000, so nobody can use it. If you do that, Fuck you.