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Assalum Alaykum, Monolingual Beta Males! It is Language Simp, your favorite hyperpolyglot gigachad alphamale. Tell me to speak a language! I can speak over 50 Languages at a D1 fluent level! Ok for real this time, I'm actually not a pedo. This is just a troll account me and my friend made for shits and giggles.

hello friends. um, i like noodles, i like chocolate milk. i love to fly. i also love anything water related. Whales. Dolphins. Sharks. Stingrays. Jellyifish. i like to watch sci fi stuff. come talk to me, im bored and am super introverted.

I think I might be leaving summer, well.. I'll be on maybe during the weekends. God idk. just know I love and appreciate y'all sm. I've went through a lot and had almost every single one of you there for me. I do have some HUGE opps on this site, but that doesn't matter. People like, Madi, Jasmin, Nat, Iws, Leo, Eli <3, toast, and Cosmo (ik you wont see) I cant help but love y'all with all my heart. This summer is go… Read more

MADI MY SWEET MADI. HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY POOKIES <3333, I wont be on to say happy birthday since it will be summer break by then. I WOULD LIKE TO THANK YOU... for always being there for me through out the times I really needed you your a great person I enjoyed being your friend for almost 2 years its crazy how time flys by BUT ENOUGH WITH THE EMOTIONAL STUFF!!!! I hope you have a wonderful birthday and I hope you live it up Gilry!!! I LOVE YOU MADIIII. -Kayla <3

hi i’m michael, i found this website cus of my friends tashawn and madi idk wht to do here tho

What do I do when I break down, every night? What do I do when I can't feel anything but pain? What do I do when I'm losing everyone? What do I do when my life is going downhill? What do I do when I have serious thought of suicide every night? What do I do when even my family doesn't want me? What do I do when I'm scared to go to anyone? What do I do when I'm breaking down every night, and falling asleep, then breaki… Read more

Well, if you are reading this you may as well know that this right here is a goodbye letter. I will be leaving the 23rd of this month, I joined In the middle of dec in 2022. My overall experience with this website was awesome I enjoyed every second of it with all of you guys (expect for the bad days) I had a lot of ups and downs on this website with some of y’all BUT other than that y’all were some pretty cool people… Read more

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Guys is my teacher a pedophile?

So he isn't exactly a teacher, he is more or so an apprentice to my maths teacher. Let's call him Mr. C. Mr. C comes to my math classes on Tuesdays. I sometimes sit by myself in math class, because I want to be fully focused in my work. So Mr. C sees that I am by myself, and sits next to me. We have a casual conversation, and it went fine.

The next week was another casual conversati… Read more

Quote of the day (Day 3):

"The sun, the earth, love, friends, our very breath are parts of the banquet."

Happy Mothers day! Make sure to contact every mother you know :> even your friends mother! Just make sure not to sleep with her!

Hey guys I am Trixie but my real name is Macy but only my friends call me Macy. I did my bio already so you can have a little info on me. I am so glad to be here I hope y'all will enjoy my company as much I would like to enjoy yours. My friend Luiz showed me this site so I hope you don't mind that I stay on here and get to know y'all more. <33

@matt @jake Or any other mod, So like ik we've not been the best of friends w me over using the n word, but either way I need to report a doxxing of Leo, idk for give a fuck really if this is how I do it. Anyway Cheese Buger was beening a poof for no reason n I got ss if that helps.

Your not so lovely me

Eminem was born on October 17, 1972. His mom had some weird blood-poisoning sickness in her titties, so she couldn’t BREASTFEED him... I guess he just drank normal milk. Eminem’s dad left him a young age, so he and his mom lived together by themselves, they moved several times, in FACT, Eminem claimed that he went to 15 shitty schools during his childhood. Believe it or not, Eminem was actually born in MISSOURI, but … Read more