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ók so im schizophrenic right, i see shit right- and its really fucking freaking me out, and i tried telling my mom and she doesn't believe me, and im home alone rn, and ill watch scary shit and it freaks me the fuck out, and i just found out that you can have schizophrenic episodes and you see a LOT fo shit in those episodes, and im scared. and im already stressed with my mums dissapointment, and school, and my mental state sucks rn, and im finding out that my crush likes me, but hes moving, and i just feel like everything is out to get me/

okay so GUYS, i just found out you can recommend ppl on your profile. go to my profile, and scroll all the way down. i was like "holy shit"

first joke: took half an hour, but I found it.

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning

I FOUND IT. I FOUND THE FIRST JOKE EVER ON THIS WEBSITE. It’s from 8 years ago on page 2192.

https://worstjokesever.com/?skip=43820

I found the oldest post on Community ever.

https://worstjokesever.com/community?skip=3980

GENESIS 11 The Tower of Babel 1Now the whole world had one language and a common speech. 2As people moved eastward, they found a plain in Shinar and settled there. 3They said to each other, “Come, let’s make bricks and bake them thoroughly.” They used brick instead of stone, and tar for mortar. 4Then they said, “Come, let us build ourselves a city, with a tower that reaches to the heavens, so that we may make a name … Read more

this is kai but anon, bc my dad found out i was sending naked girls on here lmao, but im sorry hello, my dad made me leave the zoom meeting. :(( sorry. cant be on tody btw

IM ABOUT TO START SOMETHING THAT WILL GET A LOT OF HATE LOL

This is an article I found. I will vote for this man.

Unknown to the world only a few years ago, the former mayor of South Bend, Indiana, quickly entered the conversation when he announced plans to run for president in the 2020 election. Pete Buttigieg placed fifth in the primaries after dropping out of the race and endorsing Joe Biden. He currently serves… Read more

What happened: My mom found out about the website so i made a new account on my ipad! I also got caitlyn in trouble but I missed you guys so much!! Caitlyn says hi!

Random psychonauts vid I found: https://youtube.com/shorts/6JXUrstLxqE?feature=share

The first riddle is:

What is always found on the ground but never gets dirty?

I have something I wanna say, I am so sorry for all the drama I caused on here I don't know how they found out but if I was never on here then there wouldn't be no drama so I think ima quit for a few hours and i'm soo sorry. <3 I love y'all as a friend including you dagger lol <3 see y'all later

Guys I think I have some bad news about Hailey and Caitlyn. As you might have noticed, Hailey hasn’t been on at all today. Caitlyn and I think her parents found out about her discord as well as her acc on here. Cat’s been trying to message her all day but we haven’t heard anything, and I haven’t heard anything from Cat in hours. Now her profile seems to have undergone the same fate as Hailey’s, so it’s possible the same thing happened to her. I’m not entirely sure what’s going on, but I don’t think it’s good. Wish them luck.

GENESIS 6 Wickedness in the World 1When human beings began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, 2the sons of God saw that the daughters of humans were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose. 3Then the Lord said, “My Spirit will not contend with humans forever, for they are mortal; their days will be a hundred and twenty years.” 4The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—a… Read more

With Halloween just around the corner (or already happening for many people), I found it fitting to conclude this series of questions with one relating to the holiday. And so, here it is:

What is your FAVORITE CANDY? Which one makes your eyes light up when you look into your bag? Which one makes your tongue tingle in excitement? There seems to be a lot of location variance on here so I’m very interested in seeing the replies!!

Some jokes on here are fucked, like my father would come back just to leave again if he knew i found these funny. Love being fucked in the head with yall