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You're so fat that when you got on the scales they said "I need your weight not your phone number" โ€‹ โ€‹ โ€‹ You're so fat that an oragami crane has less folds than you. โ€‹ โ€‹ โ€‹ You are so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat people shout out "taxi" โ€‹ โ€‹ โ€‹ You're so fat, the photo I took of you last christmas is still printing.

You're so fat that when you want to iron your pants, you have to go out to your driveway. โ€‹ โ€ฆ Read more

id tell a joke about how my mom was abusive but i either forgot everything because trauma or she just wasn't there